Elon Musk is Fucked 1311 upvotes | March 29, 2016 | by james-watson ------------------------- https://ca.news.yahoo.com/elon-musks-divorce-could-cost-154020180.html Summary: He's fucked. Body: Elon is the ultimate beta bucks. No matter how much money he made, he just couldn't control his heavily K selected emotions. The man is a Vulcan, he just wants a chick to do her wifely duty while he makes billions. Too bad for him, that is not possible due to the laws of our universe. Lesson Learned: Founding a billion dollar internet Startup? _No problem_. Monopolizing the Rocket industry? _Fuckin joke_. Building the first luxury electric car, and revolutionizing the auto industry? _Goddamn T-ball._ Finding a hoe that's loyal? _IMPOSSIBLE IN THE CURRENT ITERATION OF THE PHYSICAL UNIVERSE_ ------------------------- Archived from https://theredarchive.com/post/39387