Best replies after failed kiss?
123 upvotes | February 16, 2017 | by Gucci_sauce_
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Went out with a womens today for some bowling, my usual shit. After I
thought I simmered the shit enough went for the kiss. She kinda pushed
me away and said "OH MY GOD (my name) NO".

I stared at her with puppy eyes and a depressed face, and slowly
morphed it into a shit faced grin and said "I was just trying to get
something off your lip"

She looked at me dumbfounded, so I went in again and she recipricated.

Anyone have any other one liners/reactions for these kissy situations?
 
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