The Text Clinic Is In Session      
Krauser PUA | January 7, 2016 | by krauserpua
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A standard tool in the daygamer’s arsenal is the Photo Reply.
You’ll be swapping WhatsApp messages and an opportunity presents
itself for a solid tingle-inducing retort. Wouldn’t it be nice if
you had some go-to photos to drop in those occasions where Google
Images isn’t returning the right stuff from your search?

Ok, let’s consider some situations and the correct picture to send.
I’ve used all of these pictures over the past month, though some are
old favourites rather than new entrants *  Bear in mind each one of
these pictures is a _separate chat_ – you’re not supposed to
unload them all onto the poor girl.

 	* SEASONAL GREETINGS

You: Merry Christmas!

Her: Merry Christmas! How was your day?

You:

[Stripclub santa]

You: Hey fancypants 🙂  I played Santa at a Christmas party
today!

Her: Wow! Really???

You:

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2. HOW’S YOUR DAY?

Her: Good morning!! How are you today?

You: I think I’m ill.

[10245317984_e961b52c65_b]

You: Eating porridge and drinking cocoa. Living the dream! How are
you?

Her: I had a bad day 😦

You:

[anigif_enhanced-buzz-21528-1406430758-15]

3. IRREVERENT NONSENSE

You: I’ve been reading all about dinosaurs today. They are
daaaaaaaangerous :O

Her: Haha, what?

You:

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You: I had to go to the hospital today for a brain scan.

Her: Oh no!  Is it serious?

You: Yes, the doctors are very worried about my brain. It looks like
this….

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4. SHE SCOLDS YOU

Her: Now I’m angry! You shouldn’t say that.

You: You mad bro?

[adorable-angry-kid-girl-sweet]

You: Send me a photo

Her: No!

You:

[dear-brat-retro1]

_* I’d give you screencaps of them in use on my Whatsapp but I just
can’t be bothered to scroll back through all my chats. This is meant
to be a fast post._
 
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