Night game in Newcastle      
Krauser PUA | May 17, 2010 | by krauserpua
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I take a trip to Newcastle for a stag do. My intention is just to have
a good time with the boys as we take a train to York for the daytime
drinking and then progress on to Newcastle for the night and
eventually strip club. The usual. I’m aghast at the horrendous
quality of the local girls. Truly central London is an oasis within
the dryest of deserts. York is also a contender for mong
[http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mong]-town of the
British Isles. So many fatties and retards its quite scary, not that
Newcastle is that much better. We have fun.

After a brief diversion into a gay bay (where most of our group are
frighteningly congruent, whereas I spend the whole time sitting next
to the exit projecting as much hetero as possible) we end up in some
80s bar called Retro. I open a two set with a standard opinion opener
(“Who is more feminine – Kate Bush on the telly there, or
Beyonce?”). I hook but don’t care cos they aren’t hot and we
have to move on soon.

On the platform I open a cute little English girl by complimenting her
shoes. It’s progressing nicely till on of the lads comes over and
tries AMOGing me. He fails miserably but kills the vibe. I’d
forgotten what its like to be out with people who don’t know wing
rules and who try to kill your sets.

Shortly after arriving back in Newcastle I open a three set of
Hungarians, two of whom are beautiful. It hooks strong and within a
few minutes I realise this is going somewhere because they are on a
trip from London. But the same friend comes in and kills the set
again. The girls scurry off quicker than a French soldier in a
warzone. Thanks fella.

An hour later and we are about eight hours into the drinking. I’m
pissed in the way that I feel fully in control but wouldn’t want to
be operating heavy machinery. This next bar has a couple of prospects
and then a 3-set of gorgeous Italians walks in. Two of them are solid
8s and the third is a clear 9. Tall, 19 years old, flat stomach,
cracking pair. Once they are sat down I opinion open with my
“bangers and mash” line. It’s so easy, like shooting fish in a
barrel, compared to London. I haven’t seen a single guy all night
who looks like he might have even the slightest game. They hook strong
and are soon giggling and IOIing me. For a change, my friend decides
not to fuck with the set but my group moves on to the next bar.

 [https://krauserpua.com/2010/05/17/night-game-in-newcastle/hb-italy/]19
Years Old

Fair enough, it’s a stag do. So I take the girl’s Facebook and
run. She accepts the add the next day and I’m gratified to see
she’s just as hot sober as when I had beer googles. What a pair of
tits! I’ll try some long-distance sarging so that she hooks up with
me on her inevitable visit to London. She’s only been in the UK two
weeks. Maybe it’ll come to something.

 [https://krauserpua.com/2010/05/17/night-game-in-newcastle/hb-italy-2/]OK,
heres another

So I’ve just massively DHV’d to the boys by hooking every single
set I open and all hot girls except the first set. We end up in some
godawful charver
[http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=chav+scum&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=xb_xS9ulL5Pu0wTA4I3tBw&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=4&ved=0CDkQsAQwAw]
bar near the Bigg Market with pounding music, a crush of bodies, and
legions of charver chodes. The girls are everything from 15yr olds
done up to look old and 50yr olds dressed like 15 yr olds. Truly awful
in a our-country-is-so-fucked kind of way. If NATO saw this we’d
have to give up our seat on the Security Council
[http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/britain-passes-point-of-no-return-as-importance-attached-to-cowell-opinion-201005052700/].
All of us hate it except the omega who suggested it. He leans over and
shouts in my ear “There’s loads of fanny in here!” and chinks my
bottle. Ugh.

Perhaps deciding not to be outdone by me, he opens the nearest set. A
hen party of fat ugly 50 yr old hags. Really. They would’ve been
ugly at 20 but now its just cruel and unusual punishment to be near
them. He’s a huge fella and soon puts the claw on the stag and tries
to drag him into the set. The hags are well up for it, obviously. A
tug of war ensues as I try to keep the stag out of it but finally the
hag runs up and plants a kiss on the unsuspecting fella. Just imagine
if a creepy 50 yr old man had done that to an unwilling woman 15 years
his junior. There’d be violence.

We escape to a strip club and the omega dude shuffles of quietly.
There’s one extremely hot stripper – about as hot as the 19 yr old
Italian I’d already closed – but the rest are 7s at best. I ignore
them. The betas drop £20 a dance several times. I game one stripper
and she talks to me like a normal person but I can’t get past the
initial hook. One of the other boys gets a good long set with a fairly
nice one much to my surprise. The boy did well and she was IOIing him
– genuine sub conscious IOIs. Looks like my stripper game is behind
the curve.

A good night. The next day it takes three long dumps to clear my
system.
 
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