A Tale of Two Beaches
Dalrock | January 31, 2013 | by Dalrock
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BEACH #1

 [https://dalrock.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/412089562_b6900e55e2_z.jpg]

Mrs. Yes
[http://dontsayno2012.blogspot.com/2013/01/so-how-did-it-go.html]
makes it a point to be warm and inviting whenever her husband storms
her beach.  He is always welcomed with a kiss and a lei.

BEACH #2

Field Marshal Gregoire has erected a few obstacles
[http://tolovehonorandvacuum.com/2012/07/men-heres-what-i-wish-i-could-say-to-you-about-sex/]
for her husband to overcome when he tries to storm _her_ beach.

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This way to the marriage bed?

As a result, it is slightly less inviting.

 [https://dalrock.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/bundesarchiv_bild_101i-264-1606-03_atlantikwall_wachtposten_am_strand.jpg]

One night after a series of failed landings
[http://tolovehonorandvacuum.com/2012/09/why-your-husband-wont-meet-your-needs/]
where her husband was thrown back into the frigid waters, he
successfully navigated the obstacles.

 [https://dalrock.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/bundesarchiv_bild_101i-297-1719-26_im_westen_belgien-frankreich_panzersperren.jpg]

The next day an unexpected gift arrived.

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Is this a trick?

Field Marshal Gregoire was suspicious.  Was this unexpected gift an
attempt to trick her into not manning the guns?

 [https://dalrock.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/bundesarchiv_bild_146-1987-017-29a_frankreich_atlantikwall.jpg]

After a thorough investigation she fortunately determined that in this
case, a thoughtful gift was in fact a thoughtful gift.  It would be
absurd for a husband to attempt to manipulate such a wife, after all.

Image Sources:

Private beach [http://www.flickr.com/photos/jarrodtrainque/412089562/]
image licensed as creative commons by Jarrod Trainque.
Atlantic Wall images (Machine Gun
[http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bundesarchiv_Bild_146-1987-017-29A,_Frankreich,_Atlantikwall.jpg],
Standing Guard
[http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bundesarchiv_Bild_101I-264-1606-03,_Atlantikwall,_Wachtposten_am_Strand.jpg],
Low Tide
[http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bundesarchiv_Bild_101I-719-0240-05,_Pas_de_Calais,_Atlantikwall,_Panzersperren.jpg],
and High Tide
[http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Bundesarchiv_Bild_101I-297-1719-26,_Im_Westen,_Belgien-Frankreich,_Panzersperren.jpg])
licensed as creative commons by the German Federal Archive
(Bundesarchiv, Bild 146-1987-017-29A / CC-BY-SA)
Flowers image licensed as creative commons by Ian Muttoo
[http://www.flickr.com/photos/20741443@N00/4078898663/].

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