They could spank a dude with a machine that applies a set force and then measure the resistance upon impact, kinda like a hardness test in engineering. That would get those silly biceps out of the equation.
I wasn't talking about you asking them out, I was justing of you had talked to them about their preferences. I feel like you're choosing to surround yourself with a pile of confirmation bias because it is easier than working on yourself
If you're so mad they like buff dudes more than a guy with the physique of a hairy sack of potatoes then it is entirely fixable by actually bothering to exercise and not eating like a dumb shit. There are these vegetable things you can eat. You could try actually counting your calories and take in less than you need over a period of time. Also your "view" of 90s material is only what remains popular today that you can scavenge from youtube, not what an average of the time was. Baywatch existed. …
What is cute about dumb incel logic like this is that the entire argument fails spectacularly on non-straight couples because it depends on hating women to justify your awful personality.
