Once a girl tried doing this to a friend of mine. She was selling it hard. I had to intervene and tell her that 1: she’s not half as hot as the cutoff for the girls he meets from Tinder, and 2 there’s no chance she was a good enough lay to risk a job over.
She shoved her autistic son repeatedly during a hike and then strangled him to death, because ‘he was difficult to manage.’ So she’s either a terrible monster or the new spokeswoman for Autism Speaks. (Actually both)
Tear a full length hangnail from extremity to crown of head every day. One day off every three weeks. Every day spent with a new line of paper-cut depth fire.
