Alienmonkey Archive

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10	Woman spits on man during altercation and gets herself checked promptly afterwards In urban areas we have tumbleweaves. They are discarded weaves (wigs) that begin to degrade and spread their pieces around, ultimately becoming tumbleweaves. In advanced stages they can house avian nestlings or reanimate into new organisms.	/r/PussyPassDenied	18/04/20 03:36 PM
1	Hey /r/seduction, IAmA personal stylist for men. I teach men how to look attractive. AMA. brown, almost sandy brown, but it's so short it almost comes off as being really light sometimes	/r/seduction	31/05/12 03:01 AM
2	Hey /r/seduction, IAmA personal stylist for men. I teach men how to look attractive. AMA. color combination tips for guys with fair skin? I am what you may consider pale. Good shape, avg height, with really short almost shaved head and light goatee. I find it pretty difficult to pick out colors, usually siding with just a blue or black shirt. Girls and store retailers always try to push color, but I find I just stay with what I'm comfortable with - tends to get boring.	/r/seduction	30/05/12 07:00 PM
2	Invited to spend the weekend at a lake house by a group of girls. just a, throwing this out there, maybe you should, um disclose the location of this lair of tail, in case you need backup, or um something... seriously though a lot of the advice here is great and you should follow it. the only couple tips I would add: avoid the temptation for onitis in this situation. you're going to size up the crew, and focus in on one or two of them. and all of them will notice. be careful of this. secondly, stay present and in the zero fucks given zone when they bring up ot…	/r/seduction	26/05/12 04:15 PM
2	What has caused you to say "no" to an attractive woman trying to sleep with you? word. the ones that go full force tongue. fuck. that. shit.	/r/seduction	23/05/12 04:28 AM
12	What has caused you to say "no" to an attractive woman trying to sleep with you? "dick rot" lmfao.	/r/seduction	23/05/12 04:22 AM
1	What has caused you to say "no" to an attractive woman trying to sleep with you? and when you have known the parents and/or have watched Derpalina grow up (if it was a little sister). sorry but nope.	/r/seduction	23/05/12 04:17 AM
4	What has caused you to say "no" to an attractive woman trying to sleep with you? lmfao on the teacher breakfast hint. I image the "smile wink" that accompanied it. we went out to a class dinner (pre sign up, teacher knew I'd be there) last year for my 3rd grader and the single teacher had brought a single friend. °_° I showed up early, had no idea what was waiting for me and stepped into two hours of awkward. overall though, twenty something waitresses that are "going back to school" are pretty much what I wind up with. those are def fair game. never a barista yet though. th…	/r/seduction	23/05/12 03:57 AM
2	What has caused you to say "no" to an attractive woman trying to sleep with you? seems like the most tangible way to describe this is in their speech and lately I've noticed in their mannerisms. perceived intelligence, even though that can be deceptive - pretty sure I'm usually right. I feel like I'm knit picking, but over time I know that stuff will make me loose interest. thus, after kickin it with them for a quick minute, it trips me up (inner game I guess?), I loose interest, realize I've been wasting time, build up resentment, and am so far over those chics that even th…	/r/seduction	23/05/12 03:43 AM
2	What has caused you to say "no" to an attractive woman trying to sleep with you? I'm really big on scents, particularly the hair / scalp area. but also I tend to be attracted to girls from different cultures. I've found the scent a person puts off based on what they eat, what their natural makeup or ethnic background is, and then the scents (shampoo, perfume, deodorant) they add all come in to play. the girls I've dated for extended periods of time, while all from different backgrounds, tend to have intoxicating scents. fn paralyzing shit. then I wake up a year later broke a…	/r/seduction	23/05/12 02:36 AM
5	What has caused you to say "no" to an attractive woman trying to sleep with you? this times a thousand. should be a law against that shit. seriously, I watch what I eat if I even think there's a chance I'll go out at night. and if I'm meeting up with a girl I'll cut back even further. I demand the same or no mustache dance.	/r/seduction	23/05/12 02:25 AM
7	What has caused you to say "no" to an attractive woman trying to sleep with you? word jesus. not shitting where you eat is point blank period my golden rule with girls. no neighbors, neighbors wives (because that shit can and will come up) co-workers, or actually anyone I deal with on a frequent basis as a consumer - gym staff, chic that cuts my lettuce, etc. oh and also no teachers from kids school - if you are a single dad this can happen. it seems a bit extreme, but it has saved my ass more times than I can count. especially at work. its a challenge because in these situa…	/r/seduction	23/05/12 02:20 AM
10	Why Women lose the dating game (or: AFgirl?) umm bitter may be a strong word here...	/r/seduction	28/04/12 07:20 PM
7	List of texting openers. What are some of yours? these lines are bad and the person that posted them should feel bad.	/r/seduction	25/04/12 01:31 AM
31	Changed my "job," got a great response. .... In other news, several online dating sites noticed a significant uptick in male clients listing "Spy" or "Secret Agent" as their career in April. This was followed in May by a wave of "Ninjas". (Full disclosure, I've used ninja in the past - works well with girls that take themselves too seriously)	/r/seduction	12/04/12 03:26 PM