AllCaffeineNoEnergy Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
2	Men and voyeurism Hey, OP. It’s been a day. How are you holding up?	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	06/04/21 02:02 PM
3	(TW) Men apologise for assaulting women Triggering that poor girl out of the blue because he wanted to screenshot his apology for the internet.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	06/04/21 01:39 PM
9	How to make friends with FDS-friendly women in real life: the more open you are about your beliefs, the more likely you are to attract people who share those beliefs. Oh my gosh same. It’s like we all went through the same realizations at the same time and we’ve (across the board) elevated ourselves. Probably helps that’s we’re all the same age ish, so I think a lot of it has to do with just the experiences you gain getting older and realizing that current you won’t put up with the shit younger you did in the past. It’s especially nice that in my core group, a few are married to HVM, so it’s just a great group of supportive people altogether. Such a rare find…	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	06/04/21 01:05 PM
1	He stalks the poor octopus I’ve been trying to steadily normalize “Octopoxen” just to see if it catches on.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	27/03/21 01:26 PM
1	Beware the Aladdin Trap Wow this.... is incredibly well-timed. So...anyone wanna surf with me this summer? I’m about to dump my surfing partner 😂	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	27/03/21 12:56 PM
21	WHY are Males? the pun needed to be said 😂	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	26/03/21 12:06 PM
397	WHY are Males? Working out is easy if you make it a habit.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	26/03/21 02:38 AM
33	No thanks That bottle of Trader Joe’s Chardonnay that was accidentally left open in the fridge until you saw it and, like, you put the cap on a week later, but still haven’t had the commitment to throwing it out because your recycling bin is already full and it doesn’t come until next Tuesday, but also you’d feel too guilty putting a bottle in the garbage like, think about the trash in the ocean! And then suddenly it’s 6 months later and you’re looking for cooking wine and you find it again, in the back o…	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	03/01/21 10:30 PM
77	If age is just a number, why do scrotes specifically go for the youngins? 👁️👄👁️ I had a male friend, who had never had a full time job at 27, have the AUDACITY to call women “Christmas cakes”, because “after 26 no one wants them”. Scrote what? Y’all can barely change your underwear these dudes truly have the audacity of... lol well, men.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	31/12/20 02:27 PM
7	Watched 2 Christmas movies....."The Shining" and "Hometown Christmas" back to back; The Shining requires much less suspension of disbelief. It makes me SO angry like how did this become a cultural thing? Granddaughter doing all the work but wE lOvE sAnTa gtfo my mom didn’t even bother with that nonsense	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	30/12/20 08:04 AM
60	Choose you every time! My grandma had little trust for men, and raised my mom with those values. Fucking story time: my grandma has a bunch of siblings and she’s the only one who has never married. My mama had no intentions of finding a husband in the military, but my dad shined her shoes one day (my parents truly have the cutest meet story), and they’ve been together ever since. My grandma and my mom have told me that my parents are not typical, but I should only ever let down my walls for a guy like my dad. My paren…	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	30/12/20 07:12 AM
15	Watched 2 Christmas movies....."The Shining" and "Hometown Christmas" back to back; The Shining requires much less suspension of disbelief. Also, an hour later, fuck the concept of Santa. My mom was a fucking gift-giving beast, and I never had delusions of some old white dude breaking into our fucking house to give us presents. I loved all those classic holiday movies but like, excuse me? Giving credit for perfect gifts to a rando?? No. It was all my mom. Every gift “from santa” had her handwriting. Even the gifts from my dad had her handwriting lol. My mama slays. Sleighs.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	30/12/20 06:30 AM
3	This one hit me like a ton of bricks This right the fuck here. She is not innocent, merely inconvenienced. As the child of an immigrant, I am disgusted by how she easily disregards the struggle for citizenship, despite her illegality for the first few years of her existence here. Y’all wanna fucking talk about immigration reform? Because she is white her illegitimacy is disregarded. And these same people had the audacity to say “finally we have a classy First Lady” motherfucker our last First Lady was a goddamn ATTORNEY who went to…	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	30/12/20 06:07 AM
11	Watched 2 Christmas movies....."The Shining" and "Hometown Christmas" back to back; The Shining requires much less suspension of disbelief. I love you so much for saying this.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	30/12/20 04:24 AM
53	This one hit me like a ton of bricks Can we also not excuse Melania trump for the last four years? I don’t think it’s fair if we disregard the shitty things she did because she’s married to a narcissist that ran the country (??!?!).	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	27/12/20 10:33 AM
32	FKA Twigs has formally sued Shia LeBouf in a suit depicting details of domestic abuse she endured at his hand and he came has come forth to say "some allegations are false" to save face instead of taking full responsibility for his degenerate behaviour. This is the underrated comment of the hour I am crying 😂	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	13/12/20 04:47 AM
25	I thought I was a lesbian because men can't make me orgasm “No sweet baby compost, we aren’t comparing you to a man. That would be terribly offensive.”	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	12/12/20 10:38 PM
50	I thought I was a lesbian because men can't make me orgasm Lmfao there was a video posted here where they were like “what are you offended you let a man do” and they responded with “date me” and I felt that deep in my soul.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	12/12/20 10:30 PM
17	I thought I was a lesbian because men can't make me orgasm Wow that is incredibly offensive to trash. What did garbage do to deserve that comparison?	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	12/12/20 10:28 PM
155	I thought I was a lesbian because men can't make me orgasm Someone else posted something here that had me rolling: sexuality is obviously not a choice because who in the fuck would choose to be attracted to men? what a fucking mood.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	12/12/20 10:03 PM
10	Feeling anxiety about finally cutting ties We build relationships based on what we know. Don’t let your daughter use that relationship as an example for what all relationships should be. If it were someone you cared about in the same situation as you, what advice would you give them? As women, we have a habit of placing ourselves secondary to the needs of the people we love and care about, and it makes it hard for us to be objective about our own situations. You cannot pour from an empty cup. Also you’re a fucking badass for doing what y…	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	12/12/20 07:59 PM
57	I noticed a new narrative on reddit: "Most women dont care if a guy is short...it's TALL WOMEN that were the true lepers all along." Lmfao that pun at the end tho. Didn’t men also do that with their genitals? “I have little pp? No, it’s women that have big vaginas from doing so much sex!” okay Bradley whatever makes you feel better about your evolutionary disappointment.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	12/12/20 07:40 PM
2	When A Girl I’m on the second repeat of the album and it’s so good. Princesses Don’t Cry is a fast fave. Thank you for introducing me to her!	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	12/12/20 04:50 PM
2	When A Girl I listened to this whole album because of this post, and the entire album is amazing. Carys- To Anyone Like Me. Highly recommend.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	12/12/20 04:26 PM
46	How to ignore the feeling of having to keep up/be sexually ‘freaky’? Your sexuality is yours alone, and when you choose to share that with someone on your own damn terms, you should only do it within the boundaries you have set. Social media gives us a glossed over appearance of what people want life to be, but it is complete bullshit. Nothing is as glamorous as the Instagram versions, including (and especially) sex. When you’re ready (and only then; don’t let anyone pressure you ever), sex with someone you trust is kinda gross, and messy, and bodies make weird s…	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	12/12/20 04:05 PM
5	A little humour for your Monday you mean violently rubbing too far to the left, or too far to the right of the clitoris	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	08/12/20 02:38 PM
2	Projection My ex punched holes in the walls of both of our apartments and threw an Xbox controller in a fit of gaming rage but wErE tHe EmOtIoNaL sEx🙃	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	04/12/20 10:49 PM
5	Dating a gamer is never the move. Lmfao my ex had a twitch streamer on his friend group and tried to act like it was all cool. Because we shared an account, I got to see their messages. What a lie. And I still stayed 🤡	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	30/11/20 04:31 AM
69	I just got diagnosed with Crohn's Disease. How do you continue to level up and find a HVM when you have a chronic illness? “Just diagnosed” means you’ve already been living with it, you just did not know. You lived your life and leveled up despite this, and gaining the knowledge of your illness does not change that fact. You’re already killing it by living day to day. Now you know that there are others struggling like you, so you can get advice and start taking meds (or not, because it’s your choice). Keep killin it, and never, ever disregard your own health.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	28/11/20 04:44 AM
29	May be FDS or may be that after I saw myself in a picture with my “hot” crush I was more attractive... either way, even hot men are meh now. Lmfao I like how you included Australian men. Can confirm, dated an Australian 8 years ago and I still use him as the baseline for the absolute worst sex I’ve ever had. Like, I thought being objectively bad at sex was a myth depending on the partner. Oh, no. You know that video of the girl on the runway who almost falls for like ten minutes in her stilettos? That’s the best comparison to his sexual ability, down to the second. I thought I was in a looney toons cartoon and his dick said “ACME” it…	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	28/11/20 01:41 AM
5	“I hate gold diggers! Women who take advantage of men! EQuALity” things LVM say Lmfao at dudes calling women gold diggers when they ain’t got shit to dig, and I’m incredibly disinterested in mining for coal.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	27/11/20 09:10 PM
2	If He Has to Be Dragged, Leave Him Behind three years in and this is a BIG oof.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	12/05/20 01:53 PM