Analjuiceyumm Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

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1	I'm a 5 ft 5 obese janitor with moderate autism. What's the best way for me to find a girlfriend and get laid? This feels like a troll post. But if it’s not, go to your nearest big city and seek out some companionship for the night. They dont care if you’re fat and ugly(well actually they do, but it’s their job), as long as you have the cash to pay they’ll provide service. Once you knock that little inconvenience off your list… focus on losing weight. As for your job, it’s true that it’s not an eye catching job. But somehow I don’t think the woman that will be attracted to you will turn the other way bec…	/r/seduction	23/09/24 06:24 PM
9	Fat guy looking for PRETTY girls This man couldn’t have said it any better.	/r/seduction	13/09/22 01:51 AM
3	Good icebreakers/conversation starters? Just be honest. Hi 👋 you’re very pretty and i wanted to come meet you. What are you up to today? Then just go from there… I don’t even ask for names unless she ask first or we’re exchanging numbers. It shows she’s curious if she ask first. If you get to number exchange without asking for name then make a light joke about not knowing each others names.	/r/seduction	25/08/22 12:12 AM