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-43

10 days to grow a pair once. Selling yourself a little short.
/r/seduction07/09/16 02:15 AM
-16

Fuck that. One approach a day for 10 days. Stop being pussies. Theyre just girls. Jesus.
/r/seduction07/09/16 01:19 AM
25

Don't wear panties, I'm not.
/r/seduction04/12/15 12:48 AM
1

Just hit her up and say. "Yo. I miss your face when are we hanging out?"
/r/seduction03/12/15 10:16 PM
5

Clearly. Ask them about their life. Seem interested. No mention of bf? Move forward
/r/seduction03/12/15 09:11 PM
1

Yeah dude, it's called a condom and regular check ins with a doctor. I got the clap once. Hpv too (but who doesnt, amirite?) It was when I was younger. I used to go through like 4-5 girls a month. I was a monster. I'm 28 now and settled down with a great girl. But yeah dude. 50+. Sex with strangers is easy. I've had more one night stands than I can count. Change your game or stay as you are forever.
/r/seduction03/12/15 08:42 PM
3

Look at ring finger. Ask.
/r/seduction03/12/15 08:39 PM
1

50+? Idk, you lose count. Prob half are good times and half wtfs
/r/seduction03/12/15 07:46 PM
1

Yeah dude. Welcome back to reality.
/r/seduction03/12/15 07:38 PM
2

Yeah dude. You're aiming outside your weight class. Reassess the situation. Be honest with your self worth and looks. Stop aiming for 10s if u can only get 7s at best.
/r/seduction03/12/15 07:16 PM
3

Maybe you're not as interesting or attractive as you think you are. Either lower your standards or step your game up. Idk what to tell you.
/r/seduction03/12/15 07:04 PM
2

Totally bruh
/r/seduction03/12/15 06:31 PM
2

You're not making a move. Why should she show interest if you're not making an effort?
/r/seduction03/12/15 06:30 PM
1

It is a booty call though. You can dress it up however you want, but at the end of the day it's all just tricks to put your penis inside her vagina again.
/r/seduction03/12/15 04:39 PM
1

Dude u should have just said come over and THEN surprised her with roof tea, not orchestrate your moves ahead of time. Don't show your hand until you have to.
/r/seduction03/12/15 03:35 PM
1

You don't want to watch a movie though, so why even play the bs game?
/r/seduction03/12/15 12:20 AM
2

"You should come over." Send her that text. If she comes, boom. The end.
/r/seduction02/12/15 04:15 PM
3

Don't be unattractive. That really helps
/r/seduction20/11/15 02:29 AM
1

Ask her again, without the dream
/r/seduction20/11/15 12:16 AM
10

Blah blah blah blah yeah this was fun. Let me get your number so I can hit you up some other time.
/r/seduction20/11/15 12:14 AM
5

Just keep improving yourself and it will happen. You're 19. The games just starting
/r/seduction20/11/15 12:13 AM
2

Just be cool and flirty and see what happens.
/r/seduction20/11/15 12:12 AM
9

Just got lax, go out, have fun, and don't have any expectations. Make a move if you can, but most of all ju st go out and have fun, show her how fun you are.
/r/seduction06/11/15 09:04 PM
2

Why would you go to 7 more bars when she's ready to fuck you?
/r/seduction04/11/15 02:52 PM
2

Its not needy. Man up and go for it.
/r/seduction04/11/15 12:44 AM
0

Except for the fact that none of those books are new.
/r/seduction04/11/15 12:32 AM
3

"You want to get out of here?"
/r/seduction04/11/15 12:06 AM
3

Ask her out. It'll be fine.
/r/seduction03/11/15 11:24 PM
-1

All those books are over a decade old and have no place in the social media age. Models is alright but honestly just getting out there, trying and failing, is the best way to learn.
/r/seduction03/11/15 11:17 PM
-4

"Real Life Experiences: Stop Reading Books and Live In Reality" Written by Learnby Doing and Gooutside Tomeetgirls
/r/seduction03/11/15 10:17 PM
1

Don't put them on a pedestal. They're just girls.
/r/seduction03/11/15 10:15 PM
5

Coffee
/r/seduction03/11/15 06:19 PM
2

Dude just make a move. You're the man. It's kind of your job. Don't be a pussy and keep second guessing yourself, it leads no where Make a move! You can do it
/r/seduction03/11/15 06:06 PM
1

If your confidence to approach girls relies solely on how recently you touched your dick, you're going about things all wrong. Jesus.
/r/seduction03/11/15 06:05 PM
1

Just get out there. Also why the fuck would your girlfriend judge you for being inexperienced for your first time? You're overthinking. It'll happen, don't force it.
/r/seduction03/11/15 06:03 PM
15

Yoda said it.
/r/seduction03/11/15 02:54 AM
41

Stop playing pretend in your head. Always in motion the future is. Be mindful of the here. The now.
/r/seduction02/11/15 09:48 PM
1

youre probably just overthinking. just relaxxxxxxxx.
/r/seduction01/11/15 12:16 AM
3

"Hey what's up? I like your boots. I was going to say I like your ass, but I thought that was really forward." 10% of the time, it works every time.
/r/seduction31/10/15 09:47 PM
2

Just have fun, don't get too drunk, and don't be a goober. It's Halloween. Expect a bunch of drunk college sluts. Just fucking go for it. And yes have some sort of shitty costume.
/r/seduction31/10/15 09:46 PM
1

Also I really hope your face doesn't look like a dick.
/r/seduction31/10/15 08:04 PM
1

Just relax. Panic helps nothing.
/r/seduction31/10/15 08:04 PM
1

By stop saying stupid shit like this and escalating
/r/seduction31/10/15 07:34 PM
0

"I have great social skills and am very likable" "I've expanded my social circle" If you're social and likable, you would be invited.
/r/seduction31/10/15 07:32 PM
1

Yeah stop getting blasted before you go out.
/r/seduction31/10/15 07:31 PM
2

When you see her, give her a hug. Hand on small of back. Escalate. Touch her playfully when you can. Get her to look you in the eyes, then kiss her Just man up and do it. You got this. Stop overthinking and get out of your head.
/r/seduction31/10/15 07:30 PM
1

Read the book "Reality." The Game was fine 10 years ago. Now alot of the stuff in there is cheesy and doesn't really work in the post-social media world.
/r/seduction31/10/15 07:29 PM
1

Don't talk. Let her talk. Nod your head and smile.
/r/seduction31/10/15 07:27 PM
1

Maybe you're not clicking because you lack social skills? Being introverted is not an excuse to not talk to girls. You need to get out there in the real world and make some moves. Get some experience. Live a little. Only looking for girls online (specifically okcupid, which has the WORST girls on it) is just going to get you dates with girls who can't get a date in the real world. Why dig for fishes at the bott I m of the barrel when the fresh fish market is open 24/7 right next door? Also, "I c…
/r/seduction31/10/15 07:27 PM
2

THANK YOU
/r/seduction31/08/15 11:46 PM
2

Because the answer is always the same. Eye contact. Smile. Assume attraction. Make a move. What part about that don't you get?
/r/seduction31/08/15 11:46 PM
1

The hate is real. Have fun staring at girls an panicking. We were trying to help. www.Imanassholeandotherdrunkentales.blogspot.com You assume too much.
/r/seduction31/08/15 10:51 PM
3

So you came here because you didn't like the answers on askseddit? Dude. Girls aren't going to give you signs. You ARE at the point where you can approach people, you just wont. For a dude with the user name "BiggusDickusx" you have no balls.
/r/seduction31/08/15 10:40 PM
1

Just chill. Text her the day before to confirm and if not, just move on. It's just tinder. Don't focus on one girl. Focus on all the girls.
/r/seduction10/08/15 09:02 PM
2

You aren't even giving them a chance to find out if you are compatible. You're making automatic assumptions. Like you did to me.
/r/seduction10/08/15 12:20 AM
2

What? Dude you asked "what do I do when no women around me don't meet my standards?" I tried to give you an honest assessment and advice. Idk what answer you are looking for. Move I guess.
/r/seduction09/08/15 11:57 PM
3

"HOW TO NEVER MISS A BASKET BALL SHOT AGAIN!" "HOW TO NEVER HAVE TO POOP AGAIN!" NEVER get shot down? LOL.
/r/seduction09/08/15 07:56 PM
3

Everything you just said is insecurity. Repeatedly bringing her friend up because you are worried? PUSSY MOVE. Watching over her like an insecure hawk to make sure they don't "get it on?" PUSSY MOVE. Dude either learn to trust her or get some self esteem. Probably both. Insecure and possessive is never a good look. ESPECIALLY when they are just friends
/r/seduction09/08/15 07:55 PM
3

"Once a girl approaches you like, talk to her." So instead of being pro active and actively look for someone while having a fun time, you whole plan is just to stand around in the most generic spot ever and HOPE a girl that is interested walks by. Not a great plan. 2/10 means 80% of the time it's bs. Don't be awkward alone guy at the bar. Be fun guy at the club.
/r/seduction09/08/15 07:52 PM
13

Don't pick up girls with your awkward friend "Brb bro I'm gonna go hit on this girl." If he bitches or moans he's a huge cock block and oblivious to social interaction with women.
/r/seduction09/08/15 07:48 PM
1

Either lower your standards or get better game so the ones who you do want want you. If you're a bench player but think of yourself as an all star then wonder why you get no votes, you might want to reevaluate your self worth as well. Stop being so particular. This subreddit is for seduction. Not whining about having ridiculous standards.
/r/seduction09/08/15 07:46 PM
3

Get some self confidence and stop being such a pussy.
/r/seduction09/08/15 07:44 PM
1

I'm a raging dick head, so I'm usually always looking for my next ex-gf or one nighter.
/r/seduction06/08/15 06:17 AM
7

Or over them. Behind them. Inside them, basically.
/r/seduction03/08/15 09:00 PM
6

Why the fuck are you on this subreddit? Go be a kid. Come back in like 7 years. EDIT: I'm 28. Trust me.
/r/seduction31/07/15 04:24 AM
3

I'll start preparing my eulogy for your funeral after you drown in all that pussy.
/r/seduction30/07/15 11:57 PM
3

Then change. Turn off your video game system. Use word out of your mouth. Go outside. Live.
/r/seduction30/07/15 11:51 PM
3

Experience helps. Practice helps. The two kind of go hand and hand. You know you fucked up. You know what you did wrong. So now it's just a matter of adjustment and trying again. Keep at it mate. It's super common to be nervous your first go around. Trust me, after that 100th rejection you're bulletproof. Just don't panic, don't overthink, and as dumb as it sounds be yourself.
/r/seduction30/07/15 11:43 PM
3

You cant love someone who doesn't love u back. Makes no sense. Good luck though. Living the dream.
/r/seduction29/07/15 11:41 PM
6

"How do I convince my girlfriend to love my other girlfriend?" Lmao I love u /r/seduction
/r/seduction29/07/15 11:20 PM
2

It's possible, but you also have to understand your approach is out of the ordinary and may throw some people for a loop. That being said, don't open with "Hey girl you're cute but I like guys too." That should be an after thought.
/r/seduction29/07/15 08:13 PM
1

JUST DO IT! DO IT!
/r/seduction29/07/15 08:11 PM
1

Just do it. Stop being a pussy. "Would you like to go out sometime?" It's not hard.
/r/seduction29/07/15 07:32 PM
3

Having belief in yourself, your abilities, and your worth is confidence. You dont get it through muscles or not touching your dick.
/r/seduction29/07/15 07:26 PM
6

How is not jacking off and lifting weights going to help you learn to talk to girls and not be afraid?
/r/seduction29/07/15 07:01 PM
9

PREACH BROTHER PREACH
/r/seduction29/07/15 06:59 PM
11

When. I first started I failed CONSTANTLY. Thats kind of the point. The master has failed more times than the apprentice had even attempted. My close rate was probably 2/10 when I started at age 18. By the time I was 24 I was pretty much 9/10 and an unstoppable monster. You just got to stick to it. Fail. Suceed. Stick with what works and improve on it.
/r/seduction09/06/15 05:00 PM
4

Yes. Go meet women. Go meet people in general. Just get out there.
/r/seduction23/07/14 04:54 PM
1

"Karen? Samantha? I don't know you all look the same to me."
/r/seduction08/06/14 06:18 PM
6

IM BUGGING OUT MAN!
/r/seduction10/05/14 09:20 PM
3

"Pretty frickin hammered" is just an excuse the next day (and a fucking lame one, at that) you are using to try and play it off. You knew EXACTLY what you were doing. Also, control yourself. Dont get sloppy. Shit like this happens. Its bad.
/r/seduction27/04/14 12:10 AM
6

Called her 18 times? EIGHTEEN TIMES? Drunk or not, that's some amateur hour stuff right there.
/r/seduction26/04/14 07:21 PM
1

Fill us in how the date goes!
/r/seduction22/04/14 09:40 PM
1

Send it to me
/r/seduction09/04/14 05:00 PM
6

"Stop being such a faggot. They're just girls." -L. Fenske "You're either going to love me or hate me, but either way we're fucking."-K. Scott "It's not that girls are dumb. It's just that they're REAAAALLY gullible."-J. Bonura
/r/seduction09/04/14 12:22 AM
0

50 Kisses? I stopped keeping track of my number of sex partners after 40. Yes, I get tested and use condoms. Dont even start with the messages.
/r/seduction09/04/14 12:20 AM
0

I got bit by a radioactive spider.
/r/seduction09/04/14 12:18 AM
1

"At least once a day I catch one looking at me in a way that without a doubt means they're interested. One has even asked me out." You should probably make a move instead of leaving the ball in their court.
/r/seduction08/04/14 02:10 AM
2

"I know seddit is full of confident guys who don't give a shit about what other people think and only what they think. That's how I want to live my life." Sooooo do that. Next time you have one of your "Im invisible, sad little me" hissy fits, STOP THAT SHIT. You're not invisible. You're not forever alone. You are 24 years old and single. FUCKING. AWESOME. Now get out there and go meet some dumb broad at the bar. Knock one out. I GUARANTEE you, your confidence will come back. Yes, it sucks getti…
/r/seduction08/04/14 02:06 AM
79

Of all the fucked up things a girl might find in my browser history, /r/seddit/ is the least of my worries. EDIT: Gold? For THIS? I am not worthy. Thank you internet stranger!
/r/seduction07/04/14 10:43 PM
1

Just do it. I work at the front desk at the study center of my college (Im a dude, but whatever). Just go up and ask her. Dont use "Its quiet and there are people around." as an excuse. You're just saying that because you're afraid of rejection and are trying to talk yourself out of it. Dude. Just ask her out.
/r/seduction06/03/14 09:09 AM
10

". The most important element of swimming is actually the realization that you won't drown and not some swimming techniques imho." This is what a lot of new people have problems with when they first start gaming. OH NO I GOT TURNED DOWN IM HOPELESS ITS OVER Swim up. Take a breath. Get some air.
/r/seduction06/03/14 09:05 AM
2

Living the dream, living the dream.
/r/seduction06/03/14 08:57 AM
1

I dunno. Finally hit puberty?
/r/seduction20/02/14 03:19 AM
1

Go to her place because "You are in the middle of moving and your old roommate is a dick." White lie and a way to her house. Boom.
/r/seduction25/11/13 11:31 PM
1

The only thing /r/nofap helps build is the pressure in your ballsack, not confidence with girls.
/r/seduction20/11/13 12:17 AM
11

" If I like a girl, I will quickly get ahead of myself. I will imagine us as being in a relationship before we're hardly even friends and generally just tend to fantasize about unrealistic relationships with women which I feel is unhealthy." Well there's your problem right there. It's easy to imagine the "Happily Ever After" scenario, but you have to understand ITS JUST A FANTASY. I can day dream all I want about being a billionaire pornstar/racecar driver/superhero, BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN IT WILL…
/r/seduction20/11/13 12:16 AM
2

Escalated how? Do tell.
/r/seduction12/11/13 02:24 AM
2

"Hey, this just isn't working for me anymore. You are cool and all, but you just aren't what I am looking for right now. Hope there are no hard feelings, and see you around." Simple, and to the point. It's like a band-aid. The longer you drag it out, the more it hurts. Just rip it off and get it over with. It will be better for both of you.
/r/seduction12/11/13 02:00 AM
0

'How good are you at kissing on a scale of 1-10'. '10' 'PROVE IT.' Dude, its Tinder. Escalate, escalate, ESCALATE. Ask her what color her panties are. You do realize the girls on there are just profile pics right? TINDER IS NOT REAL LIFE. There is NO reprecussions for shooting for the moon. Try all of your cheesiest, sluttiest lines. If it fails, go for the next girl. Its Tinder. Dont go looking for relationships. Go look to get your dick wet.
/r/seduction11/11/13 11:55 PM
8

I got shot down. Hard. But isn't that the point?
/r/seduction23/10/13 11:24 PM
1

Just ask her when she's free. Don't make a schedule until you know hers.
/r/seduction23/10/13 02:29 AM
6

Apparently, I am a secret ingredient.....
/r/seduction22/10/13 11:38 PM
7

LIKE ALL THE PICTURES
/r/seduction22/10/13 11:37 PM
1

Bad guys finish first
/r/seduction18/10/13 05:54 PM
0

I got this one guys. Look. The fastest and easiest way to get laid is to go out in public and act like a raging dick head while hitting LOUDLY on any and every girl within earshot. Insults are a plus. The meaner and more dickish you are, the better the chance to get laid. Trust me. I run a blog. www.ImAnAssholeAndOtherDrunkenTales.blogspot.com . There are TONS OF "MOST MORALLY WRONG WAY TO GET LAID" stories on there. That's basically my whole point of existance. NOTHING IS FUNNIER THAN BEING A B…
/r/seduction17/10/13 02:08 AM
28

"We are fuck buddies, not fucking exclusively. I don't know what you're mad about lol. Jealous?" or try to get a threesome, you tall Devil you.
/r/seduction10/10/13 01:40 AM
2

Just message her, bro. Stop waiting on her to make a move and show interest in YOU. YOU need to make a move and show interest in HER. Just message her "What's up?" and go from there. It's not that hard.
/r/seduction03/10/13 02:22 AM
1

"Look At Me (You're A Winner)" by the Aquabats Seriously.
/r/seduction02/10/13 02:09 AM
1

Build up. Teases. more than one video bro.
/r/seduction01/10/13 09:24 PM
1

I'm on the South Side and will go game with you anywhere anytime in CLear Lake. Message me. I have a blog if you want to see what I'm all about. www.ImAnAssholeAndOtherDrunkenTales.blogspot.com
/r/seduction01/10/13 01:45 AM
4

YOU'RE MAKING UP FAKE EXCUSES. STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH AND GET BACK IN THE GAME BRO.
/r/seduction01/10/13 01:43 AM
52

Snapchat, oh Snapchat, how I love thee. There are many ways to flirt with and hit on girls, but snapping is by far my favorite and best. 1) It's face to face (mostly kind of). Seriously. Texting and sexting is one thing, but with Snapchat you are FORCED to send a pic. Using the short video feature especially, you can basically talk to your target face to face WHENEVER you want to. 2) Life is hilarious. Drunk lady at a bar puking on herself? Snap it to your friends. Awkward old lady at Wal-Mart? …
/r/seduction01/10/13 01:40 AM
1

Latest assignments. What she did last weekend. College athletics.ANYTHING. FUCKING JUST SAY ANYTHING. "Hi." Is a great start.
/r/seduction23/08/13 11:32 PM
56

This is pretty much the only and correct answer. You're not Prof. X. If you want to fuck her, let her know. Don't just think it to yourself and stare.
/r/seduction28/07/13 05:43 PM
4

‘You made out with my friend like ten minutes ago...’ ‘Oh yeah? The one with the pink dress?’ ‘Yep.’ ‘No way! You’re so funny, let’s dance!’ This guy has balls the size of watermelons and is living the dream. Favorite part.
/r/seduction23/07/13 12:59 PM
49

Take off your sunglasses when u feel like it
/r/seduction16/07/13 03:23 PM
16

Am I the only one who accidentally read this as "I think I came too hard" and immediately clicked to investigate this (at least in my head) exciting story? Just keep with what you're doing.
/r/seduction02/07/13 07:23 PM
5

Dude you have way too much internal dialouge going on. Don't stare into someones soul. Don't have a staring contest. It's not about LOCK ON EYES MUST NOT LOOK AWAY. Obviously, you have to look away at some point. Just don't look away because you're nervous or socially unsure.
/r/seduction02/07/13 07:20 PM
1

PMed you. I'll help.
/r/seduction02/07/13 06:52 PM
3

Say something. Literally ANYTHING. Ask about her car. Comment on how boring these places are. "she visuallu seems to be interested." THEN SAY SOMETHING. ANYTHING. "Hi." is a great place to start.
/r/seduction02/07/13 06:48 PM
2

NGAF doesn't mean "be a dick to your bosses." You may be taking this a little far mate.
/r/seduction26/06/13 03:44 PM
5

Been there, done that. That's why I'm here helping you youngins. Surf that pussy wave. Surf it. I'm really high and that was dumb. Ignore that.
/r/seduction26/06/13 03:06 PM
2

Nope. Because then you have the awkward "now my buddy and her buddy have to sit here with us awkwardly" scenario. And if she's bringing her friend, she's most likely not looking for any cock that night so dont worry about being blocked. Take it slow, keep things causal. Some kino is good, but dont attack the girl in front of her friend. Save that for later dates. This is a test. Dont fuck up.
/r/seduction26/06/13 03:02 PM
2

ALot of girls bring a friend on the first date as "back up" in case the date goes bad or you are a serial rapist. That being said, just have fun. Acknowledge the friend, but keep your focus on the girl. She's still there on a date with YOU. Treat it as such.
/r/seduction26/06/13 02:54 PM
15

Don't thank us. Thank yourself. YOU did this.
/r/seduction24/06/13 05:32 PM
1

19, no car, controlling parents you live in fear of...... "(I want to have sex with her) but her parents are christain bible humpers... Idk if she is or not" sounds fucking creepy btw
/r/seduction04/06/13 04:50 PM
5

Read the side bar------------------> NEW HERE? probably a great place to start. .....since you're new here.
/r/seduction29/05/13 06:55 PM
5

Just go with it. When you introduce yourself, say your name, followed by "Did you get all of that?" and a coy smile. When she mispronounces it, that is just more time you can spend teasing her about getting it wrong and helping her. Unless your name is like "Hitler" or something. Then you're fucked.
/r/seduction23/05/13 01:59 PM
1

Be Don Draper, obviously.
/r/seduction22/05/13 04:02 PM
1

Just wake up every morning, look yourself in the mirror, say "I'm fucking awesome.", then go about your day. It works.
/r/seduction22/05/13 03:00 PM
2

What Spike said. Do it.
/r/seduction21/05/13 04:27 PM
2

There is absolutely zero way to ask that without offending/turning them off/looking like a germaphobe psycho. What kind of people are you kissing mate?
/r/seduction21/05/13 04:26 PM
2

"this way I do not have to approach anyone, people approach me (or the bar really)" No. They are not approaching you. They are def approaching the bar. You're just waiting around to pounce on any girl within earshot? Not a great game. ESPECIALLY when you just wait around (AT A CLUB) by the bar and approach girls with a suitor on her side. So let's put this into her perception: She comes to the club with S, walks around club/dances/drinks/etc. She goes to the bar with S, and some random guy stand…
/r/seduction21/05/13 03:08 PM
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"What do you do for a living?" "I'm a studio photographer." "OH MY GOSH MY DAD BOUGHT ME A CAMERA SO NOW I THINK IM A PHOTOGRAPHER TOO TELL ME MORE" Works every time.
/r/seduction21/05/13 02:51 PM
25

Oh shit. I think I have a girlfriend.
/r/seduction20/05/13 11:32 PM
10

"You brought a toothbrush, right?" Works like a charm.
/r/seduction20/05/13 03:12 PM
1

Ha ha ha my favorite line of that story. It was so awkward.
/r/seduction05/05/13 07:16 PM
1

Ha ha ha thanks man. I havent updated in a while but believe me, there are plenty more to tell. But seriously dont be me I'm a horrible person. People HATE me. Out of curiosity, favorite story so far? My personal favorite will always be "The Worst Story Ever Told" but thats because I lived it.
/r/seduction02/05/13 08:03 PM
2

I pounded on the door. She had hopped into the shower and I had ran downstairs to grab some smokes out of my car so her roommate used that opportunity to try to hastily rid the apartment of me. I just knocked until she let me back in. She really wanted it that night. And god amongst men? Not really. Just some asshole: www.ImAnAssholeAndOtherDrunkenTales.blogspot.com
/r/seduction01/05/13 12:15 AM
6

Of course. I Got locked out though because her roommate found my game entirely more offensive than her roomie. When she finally let me back in, I said "Did you really think a locked door would keep me from F**king you?" That was the first actual sentance I had used all night. 3 hours later.
/r/seduction01/05/13 12:10 AM
9

"I understand the game and when to flirt or when to connect with a person" quickly turns into "no girl seems interested." and "There is only so much rejection I can handle." Doesn't sound like someone who understands and is connecting with people. What seems to be the problem? The approach? AND DON'T WORRY MATE! Getting hsot down is half the fun! On to the next one!
/r/seduction30/04/13 11:58 PM
3

It gets way worse when I took her home, berated her roommate, got locked out, then let back in, and STILL closed the dirty deal. Easily the funniest night of my life. Hoes man. Let me tell ya.
/r/seduction30/04/13 11:55 PM
6

Yeah thats what I meant
/r/seduction30/04/13 11:48 PM
8

I once made a bet with a friend that I couldn't pick up a girl using nothing but one syllable words. So I did. "Hey." "Yeah." "Cool." Wow!" "Totally?" "Fellatio?" It's too easy sometimes. Too easy.
/r/seduction30/04/13 10:00 PM
39

"Man these are some sweet tits. I better keep lying so she likes me." What, just me?
/r/seduction24/04/13 01:49 AM
1

If I know I have no intention of seeing a ONS again, why would I get here number? That implys wanting more than one night.
/r/seduction24/04/13 01:47 AM
0

I came here to say this. Been a Studio Photographer for 5 years. This is how it usually goes: DumbGirl "What do you do for a living." Me "I'm a Studio Photographer." DumbGirl "OH MY GOSH THATS LIKE SOOOOO INTERESTING!" Being a photographer is almost unfair when it comes to slutty, attention whoring girls. Fish in a barrel. Too bad so many jackasses run around nowadays pretending to be "photgraphers" because they have a camera and hot girls are dumb. Gives us a bad rep.
/r/seduction24/04/13 01:46 AM
2

It SHOULD be. But instead you're trying your hardest to get friendzoned.
/r/seduction24/04/13 01:40 AM
1

WTF did I just read? You want to ask her out without asking her out?
/r/seduction24/04/13 01:14 AM
8

There is no need to bring it up. Let the conversation happen naturally. Don't go into your first date leading with "I KNOW YOURE RELIGIOUS BUT I DONT WANNA HEAR ABOUT IT!" or you're going to have a bad time.
/r/seduction24/04/13 12:12 AM
1

Go for it
/r/seduction23/04/13 04:45 PM
1

THATS THE SPIRIT! AWWWWWAAAAAAY!
/r/seduction23/04/13 04:34 PM
1

sadly, "dayum gurl you fine as a muthafucka" being acceptable is what is wrong with America.
/r/seduction23/04/13 04:34 PM
9

You don't buy a car just because the salesman says it rides smooth. You take it for a test drive first. You can have all the chemistry in the world outside the bedroom with someone, but if nothing IN the bedroom, BOOM! Dead in the water.
/r/seduction23/04/13 04:33 PM
2

You feel like a jackass because you did an alright job messaging a profile picture on the internet? Dont be so hard on yourself. Shit mate! On another note, "she literally had nothing on her profile from which to relate to her or" then it probably wouldn't of worked anyways. "Opposites attract," sure. But there has to be SOME common ground. On to the next one!
/r/seduction23/04/13 04:23 PM
2

I'm pretty sure this kid is 10. How young do you have to be to be learning Powerpoint in Computer class?
/r/seduction23/04/13 04:13 PM
1

"Just The Tip, Just For A Second" and "Ouch, Ouch! You're On My Hair!" Seriously though, I'm a big fan of "Raise Your Hand If You Have Daddy Issues!"
/r/seduction23/04/13 04:11 PM
1

That depends on you bro. But the fact that you're coming to Seddit about "a bed warmer" means you're already overthinking this. What's the point of "on the side" if you're not getting any "on the side?" Push her limits to the absolute furthest she will allow you, then keep testing it. Nothing pumps up inner game like knowing you have complete sexual control over someone. EDIT: reading that last sentance sounds really "rapey." Not what I meant at all. Tease her. Push her. No still means NO.
/r/seduction23/04/13 04:08 PM
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I get what you're saying, but where I come from, random hook-ups are "pre-screening." I'm plowing my way through women dick first until I find the one. But yeah. Personality and romance or whatever you said. Cheers!
/r/seduction23/04/13 04:04 PM
3

Horrible. C'mon Napalm. "big nerdy glasses" Out of ALL of the other things on her profile, the FIRST thing you noticed was her GLASSES? Better hope she takes that the right way. Personally, THAT being the thing you lead with makes you seem "nerdy" and the nervous "haha" at the end (as if she needed to be explained it was a joke) kills it. "They make you look kinda cute" KINDA? KINDA CUTE? "Im NapalmJerry (god I hope your username is better than that on the site) by the way." BY THE WAY? As if yo…
/r/seduction23/04/13 04:00 PM
7

I disagree completely. Technology has made cyber-game so easy. It's like fish in a barrel.
/r/seduction23/04/13 02:32 AM
12

Okay, this is going to sound rough, but you need to hear this. She broke up with you. OVER A YEAR AGO. So instead of moving on and bettering yourself, you've sat around and moped, only thinking of her. Her. The girl who DUMPED you. You got dumped at 16 and didn't get over it for THREE YEARS? What? How does that even happen? You have a serious case of being an overly dramatic sissy nanny. I get it man. How can you POSSIBLY put yourself out there and even RISK getting broken up with again? The wor…
/r/seduction23/04/13 02:26 AM
2

The hotel pool is a great place to start. Look for an attractive girl laying out or looking really bored. Strike up a converstaion (where are you vacationing from, etc) and see what happens. Just be careful you dont end up coming off as the creepy "you are on vacation and so am i come to my room and make love to me but ignore my parents" guy.
/r/seduction23/04/13 02:17 AM
12

I feel like I just read a really bad script for a direct to dvd American Pie movie.
/r/seduction23/04/13 01:36 AM
2

You're overthinking this. Don't analyze every little thing. You've gotten inside your own head to the point where when an opportunity DOES arise, you just ASSUME you are going to fail, overthink, and (I quote) "start to wonder about what to say and do even before I've even made proper eye contact." Think of it like this: You have a fear of fire. You sit around all day reading books about stop, drop, and rolling and fighting fires. All you think about is what to do in a fire. One day, your house …
/r/seduction23/04/13 01:34 AM
5

Ask her out? Compliments are one thing, but actually making a move says so much more. "Oh, you look really cute today." is nice, but her grandma says that to her too. Make a move! She's either into you or not. There is no such thing as "more interested."
/r/seduction23/04/13 01:24 AM
1

I'm a huge fan of the text game, and here is why: YOU HAVE TIME TO THINK OF A RESPONSE. Flirting via text is almost unfair sometimes, it's so easy. But I'm getting ahead of myself. You are trying to message girls from your hometown to have them ready and willing when you get back? I like that. The best way I know would to start it off innocently enough as "Oh hey so-and-so, I'm moving back in a few weeks. It's been a while. We should meet up when I get back." It's that simple. Wait for her respo…
/r/seduction23/04/13 01:20 AM
2

They are probably pulling their friend away because you are borderline raping her on the dance floor. Slow your roll and dont get grabby and ASSUME escalation. Dirty dancing is one thing, it doesn't always mean she wants the D.
/r/seduction23/04/13 01:12 AM
2

No matter what you message to somebody, the FIRST thing they are going to do is look at your profile and see if you are even worth responding to. Shallow? Of course, but that's the beauty of internet dating. So first things first is to make sure your profile shows what kind of person you WANT them to see. Are you messaging a blonde bimbo with a million self shots who loves Gucci and night clubs? You might want to leave out the part on your profile where you talk about being a L337 G4M3R. Besides…
/r/seduction23/04/13 01:05 AM
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