Every time I befriended a lady I found unattractive, she immediately wanted to date me and became enraged when I declined their advances. Happened at least a dozen times.
I mean, other than the pool boy thing, that's where I'm at. Wife literally jerked a guy off on a bus in her younger days, but I have to wait weeks, almost a month sometimes for anything. 10+hour a day job. I make 2x what she does working my ass off while she works from home. I have to be patient, kind and nearly perfect, stay in shape (she weighs 40lbs more than me), just to get any action twice a month. This is your future boys. Be careful.