BarryBenbow Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
3	This fat cow needs your (6’0”+, fit, muscular, demigod) sperm gentlemen Don't want fat kids Even if I don't have to raise 'em	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	20/02/20 04:30 PM
45	So many conditional statements a programmer couldn't debug. If you....muh big fake boobies. Taking everything at face value (my guess is that the picture is 7 years and 30 pounds ago), she's in the top 1% for her age group. The fake boobs are well done and don't look bolted on. The top 1% of 50 year old women have a real disadvantage though. The top 1% of 50 year old men don't marry the top 1% of 50 year old women unless they bring money, class, or connections to the table. This is an aging party girl who married Chad, had him pay for the boobies, then got traded in for a newer model. …	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	20/02/20 02:22 PM
11	Post-wall Barbie laments still being single at 34. Grab your umbrellas everyone, tear-storm's a comin. Like I said, they peak hard but early. The Rock n Roll Hall of Famers on skid row is pretty common too.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	10/02/20 11:16 PM
40	Post-wall Barbie laments still being single at 34. Grab your umbrellas everyone, tear-storm's a comin. Trouble with that line is that there is a small subset of guys who peak early; pro athletes, popular musicians, actors, etc. The number of women chasing these guys is astronomical. Of course they all think they can lock down the white picket fence with them but they aren't all Gisele Bundchen or Paulina Porizkova.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	10/02/20 06:00 PM
1	Post-wall Barbie laments still being single at 34. Grab your umbrellas everyone, tear-storm's a comin. Her hands are relatively smooth.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	10/02/20 05:52 PM
122	Post-wall Barbie laments still being single at 34. Grab your umbrellas everyone, tear-storm's a comin. Looks like a composite of all the girls who rejected my romantic advances when I was single at 35, preferring one night stands with ballplayers, musicians, and race car drivers. They'd get all teary 'cause those guys never stuck around. Then about this age they look around and realize there aren't that many ballplayers, musicians, and stock car drivers around anymore. Just normal wage-slave nebbishes. You can tell she was a scorchcake not that long ago. Probably some poor loser's unattainable dr…	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	10/02/20 12:52 PM
13	Female author enjoys her youth, then regrets it, then finally accepts her fate (while holding out hope that one day maybe, she will have a baby) "For that, I got a 'shiksah' " Shlomo Thunderschlong	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	16/01/20 02:41 PM
28	'More is less': Of course, all the great romantic tales start with a fat arse on show yearning for The One Once again with feeling: Chad doesn't read. The picture is for Chad. Lester does read. The text is to discourage Lester.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	02/10/19 11:46 PM
12	I'm here to meet a nice guy but I have cognitive dissonance As always the picture is for Chad. Chad doesn't read. The words are for Lester. The picture of her tensed thighs scares Lester a little due to past failures so he reads the caption looking for a way in. Look! She wants a nice guy! She even said so!	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	28/09/19 01:43 PM
62	These window lickers have just totally lost it. If all she wants is a test drive....	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	12/09/19 03:54 PM
1	The inevitable consequences of naming your child Brittani... Cute dog though	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/08/19 12:41 AM
1	The inevitable consequences of naming your child Brittani... Looks like you found a man that you considered worth your time, but you weren't worth his.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/08/19 12:40 AM
21	They need to just rename it Stepdaddy Finder at this point. If all these kids are from the same geographical area, there's a good chance they share three or four dads between them.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	02/08/19 01:07 PM
56	"My wife just told me I'm the guy she settled for financially and that she can't get over her ex." 30 years ago, he coulda ratcheted down his expectations, married his mousey-but-quirky-cute looksmatch, started a family, and be a proud grandpa by now, but these days Superbonerelli in Italy has probably got Mousey/Cute pining for him as well. Give men permission to be promiscuous and they'll sleep with as many women as they can. Give women permission to be promiscuous, and they'll all sleep with the same man.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	26/07/19 04:05 PM
13	36 Year old single mum now ready to ‘settle down’. It’s ok thought cause she’s ‘easily pleased’ by ‘nice cars, nice hotels, nice holidays and shopping’. I can provide the last three myself. Hint. Hint.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	26/07/19 01:33 PM
9	Her last relationship probably ended because that she wanted to focus on her career and become a partner in her lawfirm. Now she is 43 and wants to settle down. She'd be a good match for a 65 year old semi retired judge with a strong pimp hand. Not many of them around though. Oh yeah, forget about kids. Even if she adopted, she'd be in her early 60s at the kid's HS graduation (and Dad probably mid 70s)	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	26/07/19 12:21 PM
119	36 Year old single mum now ready to ‘settle down’. It’s ok thought cause she’s ‘easily pleased’ by ‘nice cars, nice hotels, nice holidays and shopping’. I'm easily pleased as well; enthusiastic sex, good cooking, a well-kept house, peace and quiet. For some reason offering this never works its way into their profiles.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	26/07/19 11:38 AM
78	Poor girl. She has just enough self-awareness left to be cognizant of how she's completely destroyed herself beyond all recognition. She's super picky because she's 34. Every shot she takes now has to hit its target. You aren't her target. On the plus side, she's weight appropriate and has a cute enough figure to cosplay as Harley Quinn. At 34 though, if she wants rakishly handsome she'll have to go 50+. Yeah she looks a little like Meg Ryan in You've Got Mail, but in 20 years she'll look like Meg Ryan now.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	25/07/19 12:10 PM
1	Qualified hairdresser is in to "pole fitness" and wants a change of career. The first date will be about your role as a potential father and provider for her 3 kids. She looks like a Pomeranian. Probably sounds like one too.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	25/07/19 12:01 PM
12	Sassy instathot is over fuck boys. wants you to finance her weekend selfies on top of far away rocks. Maybe she will allow you to sample some of the cute health food she posts for instagram. There is one photo pre-collagen, and she's kinda cute and wholesome looking. Broke a lot of good guys' hearts 18-25 chasing hot bad boys. The closest she got to locking down her hot bad boy was as some ball player's third tier side piece. The lip implants were an attempt to remedy that. Wrong move, or she skimped on the surgery and had it done in Piedras Negras. Now she looks like a walking blow job that no one wants as the mother of his kids.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	25/07/19 11:55 AM
2	‘Done with the party lifestyle’ - ‘My son is number 1’ - ‘don’t be a dick’ All women are suckers for great hair and a sexy smile. It goes without saying.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/07/19 02:56 AM
3	R/memes knows the ridiculousness of single mother's dating profiles Not hard. She's the femme. The kids are the butch's. Still wanna wade in?	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	21/07/19 12:30 PM
21	[38 F] Why do I always attract homeless losers? If you're an attractive woman, you attract most men. What you choose is your own business. I'm guessing she isn't that attractive. Still, 38, 'homeless losers' are about what she can expect. The really hot, sweet monogamous boys are long gone, snapped up early by women much less difficult. Even the Beta Debit Cards are scarce on the ground. At 38, some of the divorced are beginning to percolate back on to the market.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	20/07/19 04:12 PM
1	She will not fail...to obtain her bailout. What more needs said when 'dating' on tinder??? Colombian women at 46 will accept men up to 75-80, so she's in pretty good shape to take a man away from a fussy gringa.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	15/07/19 04:55 PM
22	Woman decides at 50 years old that she is at a point in life to settle into a LTR and thinks posting trashy pics on a hookup app is the best way to find her man. Looks like she has learned nothing from her 30 years on the CC. I GUARANTEE there's one Guidette she used to party with back in the first Clinton administration who caught the gold ring as she went around the carousel. The Guidette rubbed it in her face, and she can't let it go. Women are far more competitive than men.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	11/07/19 08:12 PM
1	She couldn't find commitment at the end of a cock, now it's tick-tock, tick-tock to snare a man on lock. Honestly her best chances are to go back over those 60 and see if there's any interest.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	11/07/19 08:02 PM
2	Woman decides at 50 years old that she is at a point in life to settle into a LTR and thinks posting trashy pics on a hookup app is the best way to find her man. Looks like she has learned nothing from her 30 years on the CC. He'll be 5' 4" with a toupée	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	11/07/19 04:33 PM
89	Woman decides at 50 years old that she is at a point in life to settle into a LTR and thinks posting trashy pics on a hookup app is the best way to find her man. Looks like she has learned nothing from her 30 years on the CC. She's kind of a dumb puta though. I don't fault her for posing in her lingerie or sucking her fingers in simulation of oral sex. She's leading with what has always worked for her and gotten her what she wants. She doesn't seem stupid, but she does seem kind of lazy. She doesn't want dick. She can still get that, even top-drawer dick. It's too late for babies. She looks like she either earned, inherited, or stole her own money. What she wants is social status. Even after 40+ years of feminism the…	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	11/07/19 04:08 PM
2	If you look closely you can see Carol’s eye twitching now that Chad isn’t calling anymore. Lmao. It's what she's not saying that's important. Lots of women are 30, single and childless. She's thin, not uncomely, doesn't look crazy. She could still cash out with a Chad Light or a Beta Plus, especially if she's open to single fathers. No WAATGM here, really.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	11/07/19 03:58 PM
12	Woman decides at 50 years old that she is at a point in life to settle into a LTR and thinks posting trashy pics on a hookup app is the best way to find her man. Looks like she has learned nothing from her 30 years on the CC. At this point, she wants one thing and one thing only. It isn't dick. She can still get dick, even top-drawer dick. It's too late for kids. It isn't money. She looks like she's either earned or stolen her own. What this puta wants is social status. All of the mousey little married Beckys know what she is and they stare down their flared little noses at her. Since they are probably 30% as hot as she, this fries her bacon big time. I don't blame her for posing in her lingerie or simulating oral se…	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	11/07/19 01:26 PM
401	Woman decides at 50 years old that she is at a point in life to settle into a LTR and thinks posting trashy pics on a hookup app is the best way to find her man. Looks like she has learned nothing from her 30 years on the CC. She's probably the hottest woman in her age bracket in her immediate area. She's gonna want Brad Pitt or some CEO to marry her, but she'll end up as a plate for some 75 year old retired owner of a siding company who'll never leave his wife.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	11/07/19 12:25 PM
4	Asexual woman will not allow you to have sex. But no worries. She has already planned it all. Even down to the area she wants you to buy her a house. If you're lucky, you might even get to dry hump her on the wedding night! She wouldn't be too bad a deal for a guy in his 70s or 80s if she could cook and clean.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	30/06/19 11:28 PM
20	Single mother met a bad boy who smoked some white powder. She decided to marry him and tried artificial insemination for five years. She fell pregnant twice. She didn't see the signs she hid from her family. She is a survivor. Russell from accounting had been trying to get her attention for months, before he met Silvia, the mousey girl in the coffee shop two doors down. They have three kids and a paid off house.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	21/06/19 02:36 PM
39	Another collection of confused Carols in their natural habitat. Don't rejoice that there are so many of them. These pre-crones are beginning to discover that they are a formidable voting bloc. If they can't find themselves a host husband, they'll vote one into existence.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	21/06/19 02:25 PM
4	At 40 she tried to monkey branch to an old flame while married. She got herself two Chad lovers simultaneously, both pretending to be MGTOW, until they dumped her for younger girls. She tried getting a new beta provider, but couldn't resist Chad and got back to getting used by him. I'd buy a three year subscription to any magazine that published Jules' side of the story. There's something missing in this narrative of Jules' not-very-interesting and not-very-attractive plate and her monomaniacal pursuit of top grade dick.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	18/06/19 01:01 PM
2	The epitome of bad mistakes. Got the feelings from Chad thundercock who also put a baby inside of her before he drifted off to never land. Now she’s looking for beta bux who will become her ATM while she chases after another Chad, Tyrone one or José. You must service her with your hard earned $$$ Kid has a lot, a LOT, of his dad in him. Much broader face than her, thick across the torso. He'd be hell as a step-brother for any kids you had with her.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	03/06/19 06:35 PM
1	They hate the response to the must be 6ft demand. Z	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	18/05/19 05:01 PM
36	Any real men around looking for a 'Christian' single mom that likes to travel? Here is your chance. Bonus...she has plenty of time simce she doesnt waste it working out. At 68, 95% of my dating pool looks far worse than this dame. I'd date her long before I'd ask that 39 year old with the snapping turtle face who was on here a couple of days ago. Of course, at 68 I'd be pretty far down her list of eligibles. These gals really want to date someone close to their own age, preferably with hair and teeth intact and plenty of money. Only the ones who have working out diligently since their twenties and have the body to show for it can swing this, though. Someone like…	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	26/04/19 05:48 PM
38	[27F] "I have plenty of ex's and feel like all I'm good for is a lay. What I really want is a life partner and a family of my own, but men become insecure and resent me for being so wild in my early twenties." 63 comments in 4 hours. Wish we could read 'em	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/04/19 06:09 PM
6	LPT: Women, give in to your Gina tingles and bang chads in your teens and 20s. Don’t worry, when you hop off the carousel, there will be lines of betas who’ll love you for your experience and wisdom. Depends on what you mean by "good" Remember Lenin: 'Who? Whom?' As a means of maximizing a woman's reproductive potential the dual-mating strategy makes perfect sense, and I can see why women would try to follow it. That it conflicts with a man's maximal reproductive strategy (hard harems) is, for me at least , self evident. Thus, the dual mating strategy can only be implemented when men are weak or ill-informed. Enforced lifelong monogamy probably evolved as a rough compromise, but I think we m…	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	12/04/19 03:31 AM
3	LPT: Women, give in to your Gina tingles and bang chads in your teens and 20s. Don’t worry, when you hop off the carousel, there will be lines of betas who’ll love you for your experience and wisdom. This advice is good if it was still 1994, or even 2006, but not so much now. Times have changed.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	12/04/19 12:17 AM
7	This southern belle (vomit) asks the big question while CC riding and showing a little saggy side boob too. Someone needs to tell this TOHOT (That Old...) that Rhett wised up and left that Civil War THOT Scarlett because she was such an insufferable cunt. Not very well, but I enjoy it	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	09/03/19 03:26 AM
29	This southern belle (vomit) asks the big question while CC riding and showing a little saggy side boob too. Someone needs to tell this TOHOT (That Old...) that Rhett wised up and left that Civil War THOT Scarlett because she was such an insufferable cunt. Wow. I'm 20 years older than 'Scarlett' and she can't compete with Call of Duty or even a long walk with my dog. At her age you have to compete more with masculine indifference than younger women. She ain't gonna pulling guys her own age	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	08/03/19 05:23 PM
2	Virgin at 36, or "I don't know why God hasn't blessed me with my husband." All of the devout men she possibly could have married were snapped up before 28 by someone just as good looking but with less than half the attitude.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	19/02/19 02:46 PM