Well first you have to learn to poo in the loo. Shitting in the street is a big turn-off for American women. Next, avoid the urge to send them 5 texts in a row describing how captivating the beauty of their vaginas is. Your people are known for doing that shit, usually in broken English, and women always hate it. Finally, wear some goddamn deodorant because I swear every time I see one of you people you smell like sweaty asscrack.
I'm not a leftist. I'm just pragmatic when it comes to economic issues. Full-on unrestricted capitalism doesn't work and neither does full-on communism. People who get too passionate and extreme about economic things and use them as political talking points set us back.
That's how the working class got out of the shitty conditions of the industrial revolution. If you don't demand things once in a while, people will exploit you.
"Why bother working there if they don't treat you right" is the mindset people had during the industrial revolution, and we all know how well it worked. People were left with little to no viable work options because no one ever set any standard.
You forgot the part where they should be thankful just to have a job where they work 60 hours a week flipping burgers for minimum wage, and you forgot to mention that back in your day people had to walk 15 miles uphill in the snow just to work in the coal mines for a penny a day and none of you ever complained. Did I effectively cover all my retarded anti-union bases?
