Beat9 Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
41	Absolute Banshee can’t Fathom why she’s going to Jail Please! PLEASE! PLEEEASE! PLEEEEEEE! EEEEEE! EEEEE! When they are trying to put her in the car it reminded me of southpark when they were trying to vaccinate cartman and he starts squealing and running around on all fours like a greased pig.	/r/PussyPassDenied	07/08/23 04:25 AM
8	Utah judge orders woman to return "intimate photo albums" that she gifted her ex-husband prior to divorce. Hypothetically he could be a good guy and these photo albums are precious mementos of his marriage and just because she is leaving him doesn't mean she should be able to take them from him... but most likely he wants them to spite her.	/r/PussyPassDenied	28/09/22 06:08 AM
111	Being a hoe has it's consequences Nah that's gross. Don't be a hypocrite. If you are gonna judge a girl for her promiscuity, why would you fuck her? Do you want to catch whatever she has? Plenty of people have steady partners in college, they just didn't meet them at frat parties or clubs.	/r/PussyPassDenied	26/07/22 05:24 AM
28	We're equal but also we demand unique privileges There are tons of people that began smoking that way. Restaurant work is particularly bad for that in my experience.	/r/PussyPassDenied	10/05/22 02:48 AM
13	She tried to pull a pussy pass and blame the victim with a false rape accusation, it backfired because the messages she sent to him were too sexual to be non consensual. Again the media fails to spell rape but justice was served. These days a healthy bmi starts you out at a solid 6/10	/r/PussyPassDenied	17/12/21 10:12 AM
19	Schumer trying so hard to be funny, and falling on her face, literally and figuratively. Being funny has been a legitimate reproduction strategy for men for hundreds of years.	/r/PussyPassDenied	23/11/21 04:21 AM
3	cough This sort of thing aint my bag, baby I just dabble.	/r/PussyPassDenied	14/11/21 06:45 AM
22	Feminist has a chip on her shoulder, no one invests. On the flip side, a female tradesman herself might be less safe having to go into people's homes.	/r/PussyPassDenied	26/08/21 04:52 PM
4	18 year old girl cries loudly when she's sentenced to death in Tennessee's Electric Chair They use a bot I believe.	/r/PussyPassDenied	25/06/21 11:57 PM
11	18 year old girl cries loudly when she's sentenced to death in Tennessee's Electric Chair According to wikipedia, all four of the little demons that killed her were eventually released on parole. Shame that the victim's father drank himself to death instead of killing them.	/r/PussyPassDenied	25/06/21 11:53 PM
13	Asserting your dominance with a bunch of pussies I wonder if the bird communicates effectively with the cats, or if they find his meowing just as nonsensical as when a human meows at them.	/r/PussyPassDenied	19/06/20 03:03 AM
12	Gotcha bitch No one can stop him, and his shareholders butts clench every time he opens his mouth.	/r/PussyPassDenied	07/12/19 07:40 PM
13	Town Denies Woman Emotional Support Monkeys Make it legal for businesses to blanket ban emotional support animals. They are not service animals that are trained and perform a job. Emotional support can come from so many places other than a living creature that there is no need to cater to them. When your crutch can be replaced with a stuffed toy or a hip flask or a girlfriend or a thousand other things, allowing your animal is not a reasonable accommodation.	/r/PussyPassDenied	17/09/19 06:09 AM
126	Girl wants open marriage for her but not her fiancee, justice ensues This is almost as glorious as http://i.imgur.com/Ka9iFXs.png	/r/PussyPassDenied	30/08/18 04:01 AM
21	Women forced to pay alimony--are not amused Bwahahaha a dude argued that his expensive internet porn habit was a part of his lifestyle that needed to be maintained.	/r/PussyPassDenied	27/05/18 06:03 AM
49	Fat woman pushes a guy out of a turnstile, then he gets some payback... True planets do not fall, they simply roll forward.	/r/PussyPassDenied	02/04/18 08:46 PM
8	Man, Woman, Wild survivor show condensed into 6 minutes. "We need to do X to survive." "But X is so gross/mean!" Honestly I doubt the woman is below average, unless we are talking globally. She is there in the first place. I would expect the 'average' western woman to tap out literally the first night. A single day of nothing more than walking through a jungle would be too much for the average western woman.	/r/PussyPassDenied	09/03/18 07:42 PM
11	I told my boyfriend i want to fuck Brad Pitt I've seen threads before on r/relationships where it actually did happen and then people are devastated. You shouldn't rely on the low odds of it happening, you should be clear it's actually a joke.	/r/PussyPassDenied	18/10/17 07:23 PM
9	Gypsy woman scammer pepper sprayed after trying to hit Good Samaritan. I don't speak the language, but very satisfying. We do occasionally have mobs of youths ransack convenience stores and retail places. Pretty uncommon but there are plenty of videos of it happening.	/r/PussyPassDenied	15/04/17 04:02 PM
5	Minecraft creator denying pussy pass Lets be real here. The desire for slaves transcends race. If somebody had to go make me a sandwich whenever I told him to go make me a sandwich, that would be pretty sweet. I don't care what color he is. I care about the quality of my sandwich. Simply telling other people what to do is just awesome.	/r/PussyPassDenied	27/01/17 10:59 AM
1	Minecraft creator denying pussy pass This isn't Notch's best. Somebody actually tried to get on him once on twitter about his arrogance and how many people it took to build his game and empire and wealth. And he responded with essentialy: It was me. It was all me. Not a single person built minecraft except me. Coding, graphics, everything was me. I swear I could hear 'muahahahaha' in the distance when I read that tweet. Somebody find please. 2 BILLION dollars from the sweat of a single man's brow.	/r/PussyPassDenied	27/01/17 10:53 AM
16	Gotta Respect the Guitar Playing Fro... Afroman doesn't have security. Dude lives in hotels and travels the country selling drugs and playing mostly bars and clubs.	/r/PussyPassDenied	27/05/16 04:47 AM
66	That time the Williams Sisters claimed they could beat any man ranked 200 or above... Reminds me of this. Women's pro soccer team from Brazil gets wrecked by a men's pub team from the UK.	/r/PussyPassDenied	22/02/16 12:14 AM
14	(x-post TIL) A woman married 25 years who quickly divorced her husband without telling him she had just won the lottery was forced to pay him all of her winnings Half wouldn't be a punishment. That is normal when you divorce somebody. I think this is fairly normal for divorce proceedings. If you try and hide assets to avoid splitting them with your spouse and later get found out, you give them all of it instead of half.	/r/PussyPassDenied	11/01/16 11:49 AM
15	Professor loses bid to throw out conviction for sex assault of disabled man. "I didn't know he couldn't consent" Except cops. They have to KNOWINGLY violate your rights for it to be a problem. If they do it accidentally then it's cool.	/r/PussyPassDenied	19/12/15 09:48 PM
22	Libyan symbol of freedom who claimed she was gang raped, has become a habitual violator of U.S law. Now faces years in prison for assaulting random people in a bar. I believe she was given professional help for free and stopped going.	/r/PussyPassDenied	02/08/15 07:49 PM