ButtslamAndGhostGuy Archive

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3	My former "friend" called me a faggot because I don't play video games with him anymore. Take the guy out for drinks under the pretext of reconciliation, one on one, and be sure to have a strong drink (80 proof or higher, no mix no ice) and a cigarette lighter on you at all times. At some point in the night while you're making small talk, "spill" your drink down the front of this guy's pants then, in the same motion, "accidentally" swipe your lighter across his crotch - as if you were going to light your cigarette but were too buzzed, lost your balance and dropped the drink. As he's…	/r/askTRP	26/04/17 07:28 PM
2	How do you handle someone more charming/better looking in your group? Take the guy out for drinks one on one, he sure to have a strong drink (80 proof or higher, no mix no ice) and a cigarette lighter on you at all times. At some point in the night while you're making small talk, "spill" your down the front of this guy's pants then, in the same motion, "accidentally" swipe your lighter across his crotch - as if you were going to light your cigarette but were too buzzed, lost your balance and dropped the drink. As he's standing there with his nuts on fire, you just…	/r/askTRP	21/04/17 05:35 PM