CHEEZYSPAM Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

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0	[FR] 18m here, I went to a street party and I met my mum's stupidly hot friend there, (45, total milf) The phrase "You Only Live Once" has been overused to death, but don't think the meaning behind it is still accurate. You're 18, she's 45? In her mind she's probably conflicted thinking you're just a "baby" and the responsible/motherly part of her is trying to do the right thing, but the wild, drinking, nibbling your ear side of her had NO DOUBT thought about it. I think if you have confidence and tell her straight up: "i may be young, but i know what i want. Even if it's one crazy night that we …	/r/seduction	13/06/16 07:06 PM
7	Need good "ping" text after a month of not speaking to girl I just sent this to my ping. Great idea. "Hey, so um... it's been a few days since we last talked and I hate to spring this on you all of a sudden, but I'm pregnant and I think the baby is yours."	/r/seduction	03/11/15 06:22 PM
1	Im getting too many "genuine" i have a boyfriend I was kidding... i certainly wouldn't continue under those circumstances, but if all they did was say they had a boyfriend? That's not necessarily a "no"... that's a "try harder" scenario. Showing pictures is weird. Are women evolving the game?	/r/seduction	27/10/15 06:00 PM
1	Im getting too many "genuine" i have a boyfriend take the James Bond approach, haha If they say they're attached/in a relationship/have a BF, reply "I've never let that stop me before." :P	/r/seduction	27/10/15 05:13 PM
1	Can't get a gf You're a good looking dude, don't worry about that too much. If I were to make the slightest suggestion? maybe consider contacts, and mess with your hair a little where it's not so straight laced? or don't, it really doesn't matter. Trust me there are plenty of guys out there that probably shouldn't be getting dates based on appearances, but are... confidence is key. Hard to judge your personality based off this one post, but I'd recommend working on how you approach a girl, how to keep the conv…	/r/seduction	12/10/15 05:06 PM
1	Do women like/dislike bald men? I just turned 33, been shaving my head for about 2 years because I developed a bald spot at the top of my head... rather than live life trying to cover it up or pretend it's not there, I just shaved it all off. I still felt something lacking about my "look" though, so I grew out a beard and that seemed to boost my confidence greatly. Now (IMO) I think I look better than I did 10 years ago. If you still lack confidence in your bald head, try growing out a beard to compensate. To me it gives a guy…	/r/seduction	17/03/15 04:48 PM
2	Jacked Sikh Approaches Hot Blonde He has no clue. The way the dude kept going on and on after she clearly had no interest.... and the abortion babies in a jar?! This is more /r/cringe worthy material than anything.	/r/seduction	27/08/14 01:37 PM
7	How do I re-seduce my own girlfriend of 3 years? It sounds like you guys are just bored with one another... growing content and "safe" in relationship isn't a bad thing, but you both have to have reasonable expectations of one another. Have you even brought this up to her? About where both of you are wanting this relationship to end up? I don't know her side of the story (obviously) so my only advice to you is based on what little detail you have given... 1.) Man the fuck up. I'm not saying this to be mean, but you yourself mention this being …	/r/seduction	13/09/12 09:54 PM
1	Girl flirting with my friend and I, at the same time, while were together. What is she doing, and why is she doing it? It's simple: she's the Joker in disguise. You wait around long enough and she'll be throwing pool cues at both of your feet talking about how her relationships require "aggressive expansion". She doesn't care about either of you... some women just want to watch the world burn my friend.	/r/seduction	27/06/12 02:58 PM