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I can't wait to be a 29 year old virgin who has never had a female friend. It's alright though because on my 30th birthday I'll be drowning in pussy for the rest of my life.
/r/PurplePillDebate01/12/17 07:20 PM
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I'm 20 years old and still can't talk to females because they hate ugly males with subhuman genetics.
/r/PurplePillDebate01/12/17 03:20 AM
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There's readily available guns ready to purchase everywhere in the U.S, don't you have something to go do?
/r/PurplePillDebate01/12/17 03:17 AM
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Not trolling, my genetics and childhood has lead me to how I think in life. Also other peoples genetics, normie. You're a female and live life on easy mode, other males have above average genetics such as big dick or height, which has lead me to become bitter about the things I don't have.
/r/PurplePillDebate30/11/17 10:34 PM
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A quick google search tells you the Congo has the highest average. Females are happiest with only the biggest and best. If a bbc was in front of your face you would cream your pants and beg to bend over. Educate yourself female, oh never mind you're a female and your brain only runs off instincts and emotion.
/r/PurplePillDebate30/11/17 10:02 PM
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Yeah ok, lol. Explain why some African countries are an average of 7 inches and white countries are about 5 inches. Even some Asian countries are about 4 inches. Idiot. And males only obsess over penis size because that's the only thing you females care about.
/r/PurplePillDebate30/11/17 07:35 PM
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Not funny at all.
/r/PurplePillDebate29/11/17 11:51 PM
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Yeah obviously why not both, but you only need one of those qualities, sigh..... Obviously a 6ft+ high testosterone alpha male with a bbc would be the best for females. But you don't need both to attract females.
/r/PurplePillDebate29/11/17 09:48 PM
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Because blacks can be under 6ft but they have bbc's so it makes up for their height. If you're any other ethnicity then you better hit the genetics lottery in your height and testosterone levels.
/r/PurplePillDebate29/11/17 09:27 PM
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According to females, a high quality male is a 6ft+ high testosterone alpha male or they have a bbc.
/r/PurplePillDebate29/11/17 09:19 PM
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No they should all give up on life. Females are only attracted to 6ft+ high testosterone alpha males.
/r/PurplePillDebate29/11/17 09:51 AM
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Yeah because I'm not an alpha male with a big dick and i'm short.
/r/PurplePillDebate27/11/17 05:35 AM
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If you're not a 6ft+ high testosterone alpha male or have a bbc then just give up on life. Those are the only things females care about nowadays, and it makes sense from a biology standpoint.
/r/PurplePillDebate26/11/17 10:13 PM
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You probably have good genetics if you can get girlfriends and act like it's no big deal.
/r/PurplePillDebate25/11/17 08:42 PM
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If you don't got a bbc or are at least 6ft then just give up on life. This is the future.
/r/PurplePillDebate15/11/17 06:02 AM
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Beta incel who has never spoken to a female for more than 5 seconds, never had a female friend. WTF DO I DO??? I fucking hate females and my genetics. Hands smaller than most females, short, baby face, small dick, blah blah blah i'm a fucking ugly loser.
/r/TheRedPill12/10/17 02:05 AM
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Girlish is different from baby face. Compare those two when their the same age, I guarantee you Sheldon probably looked wayyy younger than the other dude. And he only looks girlish because of his hair.
/r/PurplePillDebate08/10/17 07:52 AM
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Like I said before, those dudes aren't true baby faces. If you compared their faces with their peers they would look more masculine than like 80% of males their age. That Sheldon cooper tho, he's in his 40's and still has a baby face. That's a true baby face. I understand what you are saying, people with baby faces usually become more attractive as they age. But I really don't want to be a 40 year fucking virgin. I'd commit suicide if that day ever comes. You and I obviously think different if y…
/r/PurplePillDebate08/10/17 07:37 AM
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I just think me and you have two different views on a baby face. You obviously find those guys attractive but I wouldn't consider any of them to have a baby face, I mean these dudes are fucking movie stars. The only actor that has a baby face that I can think of off the top of my head is that Sheldon cooper dude from the Big Bang theory. ( Not sure if that's his name, but the main character in that show.) If that dude wasn't rich and famous..... That's basically my only hope than I guess? Become…
/r/PurplePillDebate08/10/17 07:25 AM
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Damn can't wait to be 45 years old for girls to consider me attractive and finally have my first kiss. So exciting! Honestly like I don't think girls realize how much it sucks to have a baby face. No girl wants to be with someone who looks like their still in middle school. Idk how you can think that waltz dude had a baby face.
/r/PurplePillDebate08/10/17 07:10 AM
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Maybe mads young is a reach for a baby face. But Christopher waltz???? You ever see a baby with that type of jawline??? How does he have a baby face??? That just gives me suicidal thoughts if you truly think those guys have baby faces. I'm hopeless.
/r/PurplePillDebate08/10/17 07:04 AM
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If I'm being honest I would probably get sad because I have a baby face and all my life I just wish I would look like a man but I don't. I'll always look like a kid, never an adult. Also when I think of girls calling a guy cute, that's not really a compliment. A better compliment would be calling them hot or sexy. If a girl called me cute I would seriously think she's trying to make fun of my baby face or something.
/r/PurplePillDebate08/10/17 06:54 AM
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Well, how would you feel if you were called handsome?
/r/PurplePillDebate08/10/17 06:49 AM
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Probably run away and cry myself to sleep thinking about suicide. How would females feel if I called them handsome?
/r/PurplePillDebate08/10/17 06:35 AM
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I hate you female, kill yourself.
/r/PurplePillDebate08/10/17 06:16 AM
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No, females like males with good genetics. Just like males like females with good genetics.
/r/PurplePillDebate08/10/17 06:05 AM
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LOL! That child logic.
/r/MGTOW26/07/17 07:36 AM
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I want a machete and I wanna go chop chop chop then play wit her ;)
/r/MGTOW25/07/17 10:39 AM
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FUCK MY MOM. She is a crazy stupid emotional drug addict. She started smoking meth again about 1-2 months ago and her brain is already fried again. She currently believes the world is ending in about 3 months because she watches stupid conspiracy shows and religious scare shows. She also thinks their are bugs living under her skin. Her face is so swelled up right now because she constantly picks at it and she puts this "tea tree oil" on her face that just swells it up. It literally looks like sh…
/r/MGTOW18/07/17 03:53 PM
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Porn, weed, and league of legends.
/r/MGTOW18/07/17 03:49 PM
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I would never try to go around provoking fights, but I wish I could at least stand by ground and easily defend myself if I want to. I was once interested in judo in elementary because one of my friends back then practiced judo and got in a fight with this kid and beat the fuck out of him. And yeah I know I'm a huge pussy because I am weak and can't fight anyone. I need to try some classes maybe one day.
/r/MGTOW11/07/17 03:12 AM
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So porn addicts shouldn't attempt to join nofap and quit porn? They should just go straight to a mental hospital?
/r/MGTOW11/07/17 01:26 AM
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Boxing gym seems interesting because I want to be able to defend myself and knock people out. Is boxing worth trying if you have zero experience and just want to learn how to fight?
/r/MGTOW11/07/17 01:05 AM
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So somebody who watches porn for hours everyday, has porn dreams, and cant quit porn on his own will, isn't addicted to porn because its just a myth?
/r/MGTOW11/07/17 01:03 AM
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You said I was interfering with someones pursuit of happiness, who? All I asked is if someone is addicted to porn, should they keep fapping or try to break their addiction?
/r/MGTOW11/07/17 12:48 AM
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I guess I have to put on about 50 pounds of muscle first.
/r/MGTOW11/07/17 12:44 AM
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LOL wtf are you talking about. What did I say that caused you to get so worked up over fapping? I never claimed I was a NoFapper or anything, never claim special knowledge or superiority, fucking retard. I'm asking is if you think that a porn addict should either participate in nofap to get rid of his addiction, or just keep fapping so he doesnt look like an idiot or hes part of some cult?
/r/MGTOW11/07/17 12:42 AM
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I do like fights but honestly im short and I have the frame of a middle schooler so I will get either slammed or knocked out easily.
/r/MGTOW11/07/17 12:36 AM
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The fact that I'm so ugly that no fellow human wants to interact with me (0 friends) makes everything in life seem like shit and their is no point in trying at anything.
/r/MGTOW11/07/17 12:29 AM
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what if your addicted to porn? should they just keep fapping even if it makes them feel like shit?
/r/MGTOW11/07/17 12:20 AM
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Who's pursuit of happiness am I trying to interfere with?
/r/MGTOW11/07/17 12:19 AM
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What does an ugly male with shit genetics suppose to do with his life?
/r/MGTOW11/07/17 12:15 AM
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what if your addicted to porn? should they just keep fapping even if it makes them feel like shit?
/r/MGTOW11/07/17 12:13 AM
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what if your addicted to porn? should they just keep fapping even if it makes them feel like shit?
/r/MGTOW11/07/17 12:12 AM
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what if your addicted to porn? should they just keep fapping even if it makes them feel like shit?
/r/MGTOW11/07/17 12:12 AM
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How does a weak male become an alpha male if his genetics are shit and hes ugly?
/r/MGTOW11/07/17 12:00 AM
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How do you fix physically unattractive ugly repulsive face? I've never talked to a female because every time I tried they rather blow their brains out than look at me.
/r/TheRedPill07/07/17 08:01 AM
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females will only view you as a male if your at least 6ft.
/r/MGTOW28/06/17 07:06 PM
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This shit is fake. They make videos that are suppose to be funny but they are never funny. The brunette is Hannah Stocking, shes hot, thats it.
/r/MGTOW28/06/17 07:00 PM
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Your chances of a female letting you talk to them goes up by about 0.02% chance.
/r/TheRedPill28/06/17 11:55 AM
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If you're an ugly male don't even think about trying this shit.
/r/TheRedPill28/06/17 09:31 AM
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Nerdy guy = Chad with glasses.
/r/TheRedPill28/06/17 09:29 AM
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Females can only view you as a male if you're at least 6ft.
/r/MGTOW14/06/17 06:02 AM
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I am 19 but I didn't go my own way, I was sent this way by the bitches because I've never had a female friend or talked to a female my age.
/r/MGTOW08/05/17 12:22 AM
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It's engraved in their DNA and brains. Every female wants to be raped by a alpha so her children have a better chance at becoming alpha and therefore have a better chance of passing on their genes.
/r/MGTOW07/05/17 11:59 PM
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Superman - Eminem
/r/MGTOW22/04/17 12:18 PM
You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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