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By the time we both decided to go to sleep, we were both a bit pent up. But I rolled over and went to sleep. When I went to sleep, he wasn't touching me. When I woke up, he had two fingers inside me. Is it me, or does it seem like there is a bit of the story missing right here? She went to sleep without him touching her and you woke up with 2 fingers already inside her? Was she sleeping with her legs spread and no panties on already?
/r/TheRedPill25/06/14 11:17 PM
5

How come you didn't post the rest of the ad? Surely must have been a paragraph or two on all the things she has to offer this well off, tall, muscular man who is going to wine and dine her..... .....? ?
/r/TheRedPill23/06/14 10:56 PM
2

If you're a lawyer why the fuck did you just ask that question?
/r/TheRedPill15/06/14 04:26 PM
11

Yup. I first heard this right about the time I discovered TRP... I remember taking note of the hook... "why can't you want me like the other boys do? They stare at me while I stare at you".. It's bigger than RP... It's a basic truth about male-female interaction.
/r/TheRedPill04/06/14 08:51 PM
4

Nope. It's a mispelling of the word "owned" from early online games. Just sayin' ....It's pronounced like 'poned'
/r/TheRedPill03/06/14 11:00 AM
2

Nothing could be less red pill than the guy in this story. I'm sure some of this story is exaggerated but you can tell he's a little bitch. The fact that she stayed with him certainly speaks to some unfortunate truths about the behavior of women, but storming around a restaurant complaining because you can't get a table (I think that part was probably true) speaks to a total lack of frame. Blaming her for him not turning her on. Bitch move. If you have to be this way to get pussy then why even b…
/r/TheRedPill15/05/14 01:32 PM
2

This.
/r/TheRedPill25/04/14 02:50 PM
2

I call bullshit on that entire post. It reads like it was written by a snivelling blue pill male.
/r/TheRedPill25/04/14 02:49 PM
35

be funny if like 5 dudes match
/r/TheRedPill15/04/14 01:34 AM
15

"she should just keep quiet" A feminist telling a women who speaks her mind to pretty much "shut up, and know your place" and they won't even bat an eye at that hypocrisy.
/r/TheRedPill12/04/14 05:15 PM
3

Tanning bed. Tanning bed erases eczema.
/r/TheRedPill10/04/14 07:26 PM
1

This. OP would be wise to not stand on the gas pedal right now. Ease off and explore some other options, but be cool to her and hang out if y'all have a good time. By your post, I definitely see possible oneitis developing. Be warned, it happens easier than you think when you're young.
/r/TheRedPill04/04/14 02:22 AM
5

Top notch troll. Well played, sir.
/r/TheRedPill04/04/14 01:01 AM
3

I bet that chick is a freak for the D. All repressed by religion, like a pressure cooker. Wonder how much steam she's got left.
/r/TheRedPill26/03/14 02:18 AM
1

Anything I would say has already been said in this thread. But, putting that picture up on her computer as a prank was a fucking grade A, class 1 dipshit move. The way this looks like it is going down, there's a decent chance that person will get fired for that. If there's even a bloodhound's whiff of a sexual harassment lawsuit coming down, the clear CYA move by HR would be to to put that person out to pasture and then say "well that was the actions of one employee and they've been fired"
/r/TheRedPill25/03/14 10:46 PM
8

What surprises me most about this thread is the number of people who actually thought it was a good idea to talk about this stuff to a woman.
/r/TheRedPill24/03/14 02:46 PM
1

"Ann Gus"
/r/TheRedPill18/03/14 12:41 PM
4

Jesus. Did she actually think that ludicrous Turnpike story would work? A rapist attacking somebody in broad dayight on side of the turnpike? Like the cops wouldn't go "high alert" over that, and then quickly piece together that it was bullshit. What did she think it was gonna go like "okay, ma'am. we'll look into it. glad you're ok. you just take the day off" What the fuck did this woman think was gonna happen? She thinks everyone around her is a complete idiot. It's a certain brand of extra-cl…
/r/TheRedPill18/03/14 01:53 AM
3

Yep. They are being honest and "nice guys" could gain a lot by reading this. You can still be nice and altruistic but you have to grow some balls, be sure of who you are and express that.
/r/TheRedPill15/03/14 01:16 AM
5

"What else you got?" is the correct answer. Patrice had it right.
/r/TheRedPill13/03/14 12:26 AM
83

What's funny is the contrast between men's reaction to this article and women's reaction to the same kind of article written decrying so-called unreasonable beauty standards for women.
/r/TheRedPill12/03/14 05:35 PM
86

This whole thing reads like satire, just sayin'
/r/TheRedPill12/03/14 12:05 AM
8

Hmmm. Counseling and more supplication didn't do the trick? That's odd.
/r/TheRedPill10/03/14 12:06 PM
10

That whole thread is what I'd call "hamster porn"
/r/TheRedPill08/03/14 04:36 AM
14

Funny though, when I use my other, non-TRP account, I get up voted left and right, and nothing I am saying is at all different than from knowledge discussed on TRP.
/r/TheRedPill05/03/14 07:14 PM
2

I'm not much but I would worship you. Nooooo!!! Dude, no.
/r/TheRedPill01/03/14 01:27 AM
2

Orbiters are porn for weak women. There we go.
/r/TheRedPill28/02/14 12:33 AM
1

I browse SRS as a kind of "best of reddit" sometimes. There's some hilariously good stuff there that they link to that I would have never found otherwise. And it always makes it so much funnier having SRS gets all wadded up about it and then it's mentioned in the thread. There's comedy GOLD in there.
/r/TheRedPill26/02/14 02:10 AM
22

If it weren't for the amount of money you make, I would have divorced you a long time ago." If it weren't for that tight little snatch, I wouldn't have bought you Taco Bell.
/r/TheRedPill26/02/14 12:55 AM
4

Yeah, that is some seriously dangerous shit happening there. Putting these idea in this twit's head is like handing a toddler a loaded handgun.
/r/TheRedPill24/02/14 11:22 PM
1

Scroll down, somebody got it.
/r/TheRedPill23/02/14 11:37 PM
14

I'm absolutely going to use this.
/r/TheRedPill23/02/14 09:02 PM
105

They'll be fine.
/r/TheRedPill23/02/14 04:50 AM
22

Another great response.... In less than a year, you're going to end up losing both men, and be filled with self-loathing at the horrible choices you made in the preceding year, while you chow down on a tub of ice cream on February 14th, 2015.
/r/TheRedPill20/02/14 05:24 PM
-2

This.
/r/TheRedPill20/02/14 05:06 PM
3

That thread is such a sad example of how fucked up these women are. Holy fuuuuuck these bitches are train wrecks, choo choooooooo! ...with a big ol head of steam, headed right for some unsuspecting chump on OK Cupid. I'm grateful for the awareness I have (in part thanks to TRP) to steer clear of these vapid dipshits.
/r/TheRedPill20/02/14 05:05 PM
34

Jeezus, they have such a hard-on over there for therapists and "couples counseling". What would that really accomplish? Reinforcements for the white knight brigade?
/r/TheRedPill20/02/14 07:49 AM
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