CaptainMulligan Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
2230	Your pass is no good here.		CaptainMulligan	/r/PussyPassDenied	25/12/16 04:40 AM

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
91	Texas Woman Accused of Damaging Warhol Paintings on Drunken First Date Could Face Life in Prison I'd rather see OP get life for shitposting a click-bait title.	/r/PussyPassDenied	11/01/18 09:11 PM
-2	Seinfeld avoiding a "sexual assault" false accusation More likely in response to OP's childhood trauma.	/r/PussyPassDenied	18/12/17 11:50 PM
15	Female bully. Excuuuuse me?	/r/PussyPassDenied	22/11/17 09:53 PM
25	Female bully. Leslie Jones ain't playin'.	/r/PussyPassDenied	22/11/17 08:09 PM
19	Woman slaps a guy in convenience store argument, he lets it slide. She and her man get greedy, their chins end up paying the price Looks more like drunk stumble than chicken dance.	/r/PussyPassDenied	24/10/17 09:24 PM
2	Officer is having none of her twerking on his ATV —Al Qaeda	/r/PussyPassDenied	15/06/17 09:51 PM
2	Officer is having none of her twerking on his ATV NSFW is pointless anyway. "No boss, you see, I wasn't looking at a swimsuit - I was spending all day watching teenagers assault homeless dudes, so it's totally cool. Can I get my paycheck now?	/r/PussyPassDenied	15/06/17 09:48 PM
1	Officer is having none of her twerking on his ATV My boss is cool with me doing fuck all and getting paid for it, as long as I don't get a raging halfer or better.	/r/PussyPassDenied	15/06/17 09:45 PM
7	Senior gets banned from graduation ceremony because she dresses like a slut. Is this 1950?	/r/PussyPassDenied	21/05/17 12:21 AM
1	CRAZEE BITCH TRIES TO SHOPLIFT XDDD [OC] [PPD] [FUNNY] "Watch your mouth. Be gentleman."	/r/PussyPassDenied	25/04/17 10:34 PM
1	Your pass is no good here. Lots of people just want to see women (especially attractive ones) made to look stupid.	/r/PussyPassDenied	07/01/17 10:26 PM
1	14 Year old Outclasses a Grown Woman who tries to assault him. [xpost /r/videos/] If there's no cop there to see it happen, and no political motive to prosecute, nothing will likely happen.	/r/PussyPassDenied	03/11/16 03:17 PM
2	14 Year old Outclasses a Grown Woman who tries to assault him. [xpost /r/videos/] Some cops write bogus tickets. That's why courts are a thing.	/r/PussyPassDenied	03/11/16 03:07 PM
3	Penn gives it to 3 women who blame violence on video games If here were on his show "Bullshit" he might have.	/r/PussyPassDenied	17/09/16 03:00 PM
2	Penn gives it to 3 women who blame violence on video games He's believes in personal responsibility and the freedom to make your own choices, not just blindly banning this week's new evil thing.	/r/PussyPassDenied	17/09/16 02:57 PM
4	Penn gives it to 3 women who blame violence on video games Emotional satisfaction > Sad truth This flaw in humanity is fucking us over, because we're bad at calling ourselves out. How can this woman listen to herself and not realize she's full of shit? It's easy too common.	/r/PussyPassDenied	17/09/16 02:54 PM
1	Girl gets trashed (xpost r/unexpected) I can think of plenty of scenarios where it's justifiable. Not civil or mature, but justifiable.	/r/PussyPassDenied	28/06/16 03:37 PM
46	A Female 'Firefighter' Shows Why You'd Want a Man to Rescue You That woman was not athletic in the least, gender aside.	/r/PussyPassDenied	27/06/16 05:35 AM
1	Woman kicks officer ok.	/r/PussyPassDenied	30/10/15 10:27 PM
0	Woman kicks officer somones a little girl's If he can't handle an uncooperative subject, he shouldn't be a cop. Why are you ok with them not having to do their job correctly?	/r/PussyPassDenied	30/10/15 07:55 PM
0	Woman kicks officer He could have taken one step backward or cuffed her feet. You're delusional.	/r/PussyPassDenied	29/10/15 11:51 PM
0	Woman kicks officer Cops can't be allowed to hand out punishment. That's why we have courts.	/r/PussyPassDenied	29/10/15 11:35 PM
5	Woman kicks officer you're a dumb ass. f off. you're ruining this sub humanity.	/r/PussyPassDenied	29/10/15 11:31 PM
27	Steve Harvey saying "No I'm not helping you" Scripted.	/r/PussyPassDenied	20/10/15 08:22 PM
-12	Woman gets pepper sprayed for resisting arrest. Bonus points for lamenting hipster in the background. I don't think you understand how boners work. People who hate cops get "excessive force boners"?	/r/PussyPassDenied	01/09/15 11:45 PM
2	When women are removing your pussy pass The only thing more pathetic than Ms. Narcissistic, is the "Tom" guy she's talking at the whole time.	/r/PussyPassDenied	16/07/15 09:01 PM
14	drunk female punches elderly man Yeah, what did they expect? She even cast the appropriate magic spell. "STAAAAHP!!"	/r/PussyPassDenied	16/07/15 08:40 PM
-1	Ex-Ravens cheerleader pleads guilty to raping 15-year-old boy People in this sub have issues, manifested in the denial that males and females are different in more ways than genitalia.	/r/PussyPassDenied	17/06/15 10:54 PM
23	"thats not how consent works" pure ownage of feminist at a rally My kids started using it, and I quashed it immediately. Holy hell, it's so, like, cringeworthy.	/r/PussyPassDenied	10/06/15 11:42 PM
69	"thats not how consent works" pure ownage of feminist at a rally Like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... like... so...	/r/PussyPassDenied	10/06/15 07:57 PM
1	Weak girl results arrest. Warning: extreme white knighting Right. I was being sarcastic. Kissing ass, unfortunately, works wonders. I believe people should show respect, until/if the cop decides to create a pissing match, abuse his authority, etc. Then not cooperate at all beyond your legal obligations.	/r/PussyPassDenied	28/05/15 09:15 PM
7	Weak girl results arrest. Warning: extreme white knighting Correct. He went beyond his obligation. He is obligated to be professional and courteous, when appropriate. He's obligated to follow the law and not abuse people. He's obligated to honor his oath. I was referring more to those things.	/r/PussyPassDenied	28/05/15 09:11 PM
5	Weak girl results arrest. Warning: extreme white knighting Or, you could just argue with the guy who has zero motivation to change his mind.	/r/PussyPassDenied	28/05/15 09:09 PM
16	Weak girl results arrest. Warning: extreme white knighting There should be some type of official forum, where the accused has a chance to defend themselves legally in front of an elected mediator.	/r/PussyPassDenied	28/05/15 08:36 PM
2	Weak girl results arrest. Warning: extreme white knighting I'd pay for the privilege.	/r/PussyPassDenied	28/05/15 08:35 PM
4	Weak girl results arrest. Warning: extreme white knighting It's good to see a cop do what we pay him to do, as he was trained.	/r/PussyPassDenied	28/05/15 08:34 PM
21	Weak girl results arrest. Warning: extreme white knighting NYPD would like your resume.	/r/PussyPassDenied	28/05/15 08:33 PM
-5	Weak girl results arrest. Warning: extreme white knighting This. Plenty of cops love to yap at, and argue with dipshits. They think they are there to instill their profound wisdom on idiots, thereby curing them of their terminal dumbassery.	/r/PussyPassDenied	28/05/15 08:32 PM
5	Weak girl results arrest. Warning: extreme white knighting They have their share of abusive cops, too.	/r/PussyPassDenied	28/05/15 08:30 PM
0	NAU Sorority Girl Runs Into Man's Apartment, Strips Naked, Jumps on Bed and Somehow Gets Arrested Somehow I doubt they'd mock the 20 year old sorority girl for We weren't talking about scrutiny from the law.	/r/PussyPassDenied	04/05/15 09:50 PM
1	NAU Sorority Girl Runs Into Man's Apartment, Strips Naked, Jumps on Bed and Somehow Gets Arrested This sub flips into a rage when anyone dares to point out that men and women are unique in more ways than genitalia.	/r/PussyPassDenied	04/05/15 05:54 PM
2	NAU Sorority Girl Runs Into Man's Apartment, Strips Naked, Jumps on Bed and Somehow Gets Arrested NAU Sorority Girl Runs Into Man's Apartment, Strips Naked, Jumps on Bed and Somehow Gets ______. So many possibilities...	/r/PussyPassDenied	02/05/15 10:43 AM
-17	NAU Sorority Girl Runs Into Man's Apartment, Strips Naked, Jumps on Bed and Somehow Gets Arrested As if men and women are different.	/r/PussyPassDenied	02/05/15 10:40 AM
-9	Drunk bitches think they're cute Your comment has been given an Objective Analysis	/r/PussyPassDenied	01/04/15 08:41 PM
1	Michigan Teacher Sentenced to Prison for Sex With Her Student. Female Judge Says, "there would be people here hanging from the ceiling trying to get every drop of blood," if This Were a Male Teacher and a Female Student. what's your point	/r/PussyPassDenied	21/03/15 05:22 AM
0	Michigan Teacher Sentenced to Prison for Sex With Her Student. Female Judge Says, "there would be people here hanging from the ceiling trying to get every drop of blood," if This Were a Male Teacher and a Female Student. No need to get butt hurt. Some day you might learn that males and females have differences beyond genitals.	/r/PussyPassDenied	21/03/15 05:20 AM
-2	Michigan Teacher Sentenced to Prison for Sex With Her Student. Female Judge Says, "there would be people here hanging from the ceiling trying to get every drop of blood," if This Were a Male Teacher and a Female Student. Men and women are the same. Got it.	/r/PussyPassDenied	21/03/15 05:18 AM
-1	Michigan Teacher Sentenced to Prison for Sex With Her Student. Female Judge Says, "there would be people here hanging from the ceiling trying to get every drop of blood," if This Were a Male Teacher and a Female Student. no	/r/PussyPassDenied	21/03/15 05:17 AM
1	Michigan Teacher Sentenced to Prison for Sex With Her Student. Female Judge Says, "there would be people here hanging from the ceiling trying to get every drop of blood," if This Were a Male Teacher and a Female Student. A child who hits a jacked 300 lb man should receive the same sentence as the reverse? This is why we have judges.	/r/PussyPassDenied	21/03/15 12:00 AM
1	Michigan Teacher Sentenced to Prison for Sex With Her Student. Female Judge Says, "there would be people here hanging from the ceiling trying to get every drop of blood," if This Were a Male Teacher and a Female Student. Legality is sometimes different from what's right.	/r/PussyPassDenied	20/03/15 11:55 PM
-5	Michigan Teacher Sentenced to Prison for Sex With Her Student. Female Judge Says, "there would be people here hanging from the ceiling trying to get every drop of blood," if This Were a Male Teacher and a Female Student. So many subs on Reddit become a one-sided excuse to pile on some group. This is just another sub that has turned.	/r/PussyPassDenied	20/03/15 11:02 PM
-4	Michigan Teacher Sentenced to Prison for Sex With Her Student. Female Judge Says, "there would be people here hanging from the ceiling trying to get every drop of blood," if This Were a Male Teacher and a Female Student. I didn't say it was ok. I said it's not the same - as people are saying in here. Males and females are different. Might wanna look into that.	/r/PussyPassDenied	20/03/15 11:01 PM
-1	Michigan Teacher Sentenced to Prison for Sex With Her Student. Female Judge Says, "there would be people here hanging from the ceiling trying to get every drop of blood," if This Were a Male Teacher and a Female Student. There are entertaining posts.	/r/PussyPassDenied	20/03/15 11:00 PM
-7	Michigan Teacher Sentenced to Prison for Sex With Her Student. Female Judge Says, "there would be people here hanging from the ceiling trying to get every drop of blood," if This Were a Male Teacher and a Female Student. Because males and females are different. We view sex differently from an emotional perspective. Why should they be the same?	/r/PussyPassDenied	20/03/15 10:13 PM
-6	Michigan Teacher Sentenced to Prison for Sex With Her Student. Female Judge Says, "there would be people here hanging from the ceiling trying to get every drop of blood," if This Were a Male Teacher and a Female Student. Not bad enough to warrant a life ending prison sentence.	/r/PussyPassDenied	20/03/15 09:46 PM
-3	Michigan Teacher Sentenced to Prison for Sex With Her Student. Female Judge Says, "there would be people here hanging from the ceiling trying to get every drop of blood," if This Were a Male Teacher and a Female Student. Because there is. This sub is retarded.	/r/PussyPassDenied	20/03/15 09:45 PM
-10	Michigan Teacher Sentenced to Prison for Sex With Her Student. Female Judge Says, "there would be people here hanging from the ceiling trying to get every drop of blood," if This Were a Male Teacher and a Female Student. Don't bother. This sub is full of vagina haters, regardless of the circumstance. Idiots.	/r/PussyPassDenied	20/03/15 09:44 PM
-10	Michigan Teacher Sentenced to Prison for Sex With Her Student. Female Judge Says, "there would be people here hanging from the ceiling trying to get every drop of blood," if This Were a Male Teacher and a Female Student. Right. How many boys would feel victimized in this case? The ppl in this sub are fucking retards. It should be named /r/WhinyVaginaHaters To be more clear: ONLY POST IF A WOMAN ATTEMPTS TO USE HER GENDER TO GAIN ADVANTAGE/AVOID REPERCUSSION, AND IS DENIED THAT ADVANTAGE.	/r/PussyPassDenied	20/03/15 09:42 PM
-8	Michigan Teacher Sentenced to Prison for Sex With Her Student. Female Judge Says, "there would be people here hanging from the ceiling trying to get every drop of blood," if This Were a Male Teacher and a Female Student. A 15 year old kid got laid. Tragedy. Burn the bitch!!! /s	/r/PussyPassDenied	20/03/15 09:39 PM
-5	Michigan Teacher Sentenced to Prison for Sex With Her Student. Female Judge Says, "there would be people here hanging from the ceiling trying to get every drop of blood," if This Were a Male Teacher and a Female Student. This sub is dogmatically anti-female, but named PPD as a guise.	/r/PussyPassDenied	20/03/15 09:38 PM
-4	Michigan Teacher Sentenced to Prison for Sex With Her Student. Female Judge Says, "there would be people here hanging from the ceiling trying to get every drop of blood," if This Were a Male Teacher and a Female Student. Yeah, I would have been "devastated" if my High School English teacher sucked my cock. Don't know how I would have survived it. /s	/r/PussyPassDenied	20/03/15 09:00 PM
-5	Michigan Teacher Sentenced to Prison for Sex With Her Student. Female Judge Says, "there would be people here hanging from the ceiling trying to get every drop of blood," if This Were a Male Teacher and a Female Student. You have to consider what sub this is.	/r/PussyPassDenied	20/03/15 08:59 PM
-22	Michigan Teacher Sentenced to Prison for Sex With Her Student. Female Judge Says, "there would be people here hanging from the ceiling trying to get every drop of blood," if This Were a Male Teacher and a Female Student. Males and females view sex differently on an emotional level.	/r/PussyPassDenied	20/03/15 05:01 PM
-17	Michigan Teacher Sentenced to Prison for Sex With Her Student. Female Judge Says, "there would be people here hanging from the ceiling trying to get every drop of blood," if This Were a Male Teacher and a Female Student. Males and females view sex differently on an emotional level.	/r/PussyPassDenied	20/03/15 05:01 PM
-25	Michigan Teacher Sentenced to Prison for Sex With Her Student. Female Judge Says, "there would be people here hanging from the ceiling trying to get every drop of blood," if This Were a Male Teacher and a Female Student. Males and females view sex differently on an emotional level.	/r/PussyPassDenied	20/03/15 05:01 PM
-20	Michigan Teacher Sentenced to Prison for Sex With Her Student. Female Judge Says, "there would be people here hanging from the ceiling trying to get every drop of blood," if This Were a Male Teacher and a Female Student. Males and females view sex differently on an emotional level.	/r/PussyPassDenied	20/03/15 04:56 PM
-45	Michigan Teacher Sentenced to Prison for Sex With Her Student. Female Judge Says, "there would be people here hanging from the ceiling trying to get every drop of blood," if This Were a Male Teacher and a Female Student. This is one issue where a pussy-pass makes sense, or at least a pussy-mitigation. You can't argue that the situation is the same, regardless of gender.	/r/PussyPassDenied	20/03/15 04:13 PM
1	White knighting so hard Leroy Jenkins?	/r/PussyPassDenied	05/03/15 12:00 AM
3	White knighting so hard !	/r/PussyPassDenied	04/03/15 06:38 PM
8	White knighting so hard Cops almost never stop a violent act in progress. They show up and do paperwork. Allow me to invite you back to reality. Just because cops do valid tasks, it doesn't excuse the abuse, and violations of public trust and dishonor to their oath.	/r/PussyPassDenied	03/03/15 08:51 PM
9	White knighting so hard ,	/r/PussyPassDenied	03/03/15 08:44 PM
160	A wild Behemoth restrained (missionary style) in a Big Lots. They don't call it Slim Lots.	/r/PussyPassDenied	09/02/15 08:51 PM
4	fat drunk girls get their ass kicked Loss of balance: check Irrational urge to fight: check Loss of reaction time: check It's booze.	/r/PussyPassDenied	29/01/15 10:03 PM
3	Man retrieves his stolen phone from a woman's breasts - reaches in and grabs it Right. Because the thieves would totally just hang out long enough for the cops to show up.	/r/PussyPassDenied	14/01/15 12:07 AM
6	Man retrieves his stolen phone from a woman's breasts - reaches in and grabs it ...accepted.	/r/PussyPassDenied	14/01/15 12:02 AM
-2	Cake fight /r/BrotherlessWomen	/r/PussyPassDenied	06/01/15 09:41 PM
1	"Crazy Woman Getting Arrested In Portland, Oregon" Found on youtube ...and sanity.	/r/PussyPassDenied	23/12/14 12:02 AM
4	Pass Denied Hilarious how people think court happens in the street.	/r/PussyPassDenied	08/12/14 09:10 PM
-2	Pass Denied This is COPS. They will never show a cop acting any other way. Video editing, and all.	/r/PussyPassDenied	08/12/14 09:06 PM
-1	Pass Denied I thought every single cop was programmed to act exactly the same, once they pinned on the badge. Weird.	/r/PussyPassDenied	08/12/14 09:04 PM
13	Ladies of The View agree with denying the pussy pass. Why would you choose to date a man that you might need to "hold your own" against? Your judge of character is broken? Besides, most men (even non-muscular ones) can overpower most women, anyway. That's why we're the jar openers.	/r/PussyPassDenied	13/11/14 06:05 PM
0	Vegas cop gives bikini girl ticket, tows car for no insurance and suspended license Are you a LEO? Enlighten me.	/r/PussyPassDenied	09/11/14 09:15 AM
-12	Crazy bitch gets her puss pass slammed hard into the ground by some cops. Enjoy it while it lasts.	/r/PussyPassDenied	19/10/14 08:16 AM
-3	Vegas cop gives bikini girl ticket, tows car for no insurance and suspended license my definition felon or, for example, a non-compliant suspect which is based on well established law enforcement principles Your definition of a felon? How can you define a felon other than "a person convicted of a felony"? You're losing me on this one. As I said, I'm concerned with illegal police tactics. We disagree that this is "an extremely small minority of police". More police are unaware or ignore laws that protect citizens than you realize—illegally requiring ID without RAS comes to mind.…	/r/PussyPassDenied	18/10/14 12:00 AM
0	Vegas cop gives bikini girl ticket, tows car for no insurance and suspended license I know you approach felons differently. That's not what I'm talking about. Is it OK that I immediately treat every person I pull over as a known felon? You treat every stop with caution. That's the SOP I'm talking about. People are smart to treat every cop initially as abusive. Same tactic. Both sides are smart to not expose themselves. We can agree on that, right? You probably think a cop being 'an asshole' = Wrong. Stop assuming you know what I think. I mostly have an issue with cops who opera…	/r/PussyPassDenied	17/10/14 07:18 PM
5	Vegas cop gives bikini girl ticket, tows car for no insurance and suspended license First of all, cops DO "treat every citizen they pull over as if they are felons", initially. You call in your location, park your car at an angle and approach carefully, watching for the hands, marking the taillight with a fingerprint, gun at the ready, etc. It's literally SOP. You are criticizing those who do the thing cops do. Protect themselves. You don't know if your subject is a dangerous felon. We don't know if the cop is a dangerous roid-rager. What you see as 'being an asshole' How would…	/r/PussyPassDenied	17/10/14 05:57 PM
8	Vegas cop gives bikini girl ticket, tows car for no insurance and suspended license If you're concerned about pedophile priests, you focus on the small percent that are pedophiles. If you're concerned about drunk drivers, you focus on the small percent of drivers that are drunk. If you're concerned about abusive cops you shut the fuck up or you're going to jail, asshole. Of course they focus on the 1 percent. It's a problem. You sound like you're implying that we should ignore it because there are lots of good cops. It doesn't work that way. Too many cops are downright assholes…	/r/PussyPassDenied	17/10/14 05:38 AM
-5	Crazy bitch gets her puss pass slammed hard into the ground by some cops. I'm sure they weren't. It's very easy for an officer to slap you with resisting or disobeying a lawful order, etc. They hand out arrests like candy, once you piss them off. Whether it sticks in court is what matters. Usually, it won't.	/r/PussyPassDenied	16/10/14 05:47 PM
-18	Crazy bitch gets her puss pass slammed hard into the ground by some cops. Party folks refuse to come to the door, or slam door in the face of the officer. Most officer's would be able to articulate an officer safety or exigent circumstances to FORCE entry to the residence. A party is not exigent circumstances. Are you kidding me? peoples cars that are parked out front get impounded This cop is operating outside the law, or flat-out bullshitting. Maybe if I was bored and vindictive enough I would roll by later in the night A warning to a cooperative contact has it's pl…	/r/PussyPassDenied	16/10/14 05:26 PM
12	Crazy bitch gets her puss pass slammed hard into the ground by some cops. If you are being cited/arrested, you can't run into your apartment to get out of it. Once she opened the door, she's screwed. Without background, we'll never know.	/r/PussyPassDenied	16/10/14 05:17 PM
10	Crazy bitch gets her puss pass slammed hard into the ground by some cops. If he heard loud music and has legal basis for arrest then no. Regardless, you shouldn't blindly open the door to your residence. This girl is pretty dumb not to look thru the peephole first.	/r/PussyPassDenied	16/10/14 05:16 PM
21	Women pushes and punches driver of car until they are forced to flee. Women gets run over in the process. After you hear enough PR people talk, you realize that there is a spin you can put on any situation to further any opinion.	/r/PussyPassDenied	16/10/14 04:37 PM
-8	Vegas cop gives bikini girl ticket, tows car for no insurance and suspended license Exactly. COPS is about as fake as PawnStars, StorageWars, RepoWars, or any other occupational reality show. Video editing.	/r/PussyPassDenied	11/10/14 10:04 PM
37	Vegas cop gives bikini girl ticket, tows car for no insurance and suspended license He's on a nationally syndicated TV show. He'd better be. I wish more cops were professional.	/r/PussyPassDenied	11/10/14 07:49 AM
36	Muslim women attempt to punish comedian for his jokes about them on TV, he sticks to his guns. All American talk shows (that aren't on PBS) are thrust into a downward spiral, where they eventually devolve into The Jerry Springer Show.	/r/PussyPassDenied	07/10/14 08:07 PM