ChadleyMcAlphacock Archive

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1	I opened Pandora's Box, got the truth I wanted Shit in a basic brown bag (the kind you may have eaten lunch out of as a kid), then put the bag on her porch, light the top of the bag on fire, ring the doorbell (or knock) and run.	/r/askTRP	28/04/18 04:57 PM
1	Cock Blocking Friends Offer to take him out for drinks 1 on 1. Have a strong drink and a cigarette lighter on you at all times. Your drink should be at least 80 proof with no ice or mixer. At some point in the night while you're making small talk, lean over and 'spill' your drink down the front of this guy's pants and in the same motion, 'accidentally' swipe your lighter across his crotch, igniting the alcohol with your lighter as if you were buzzed and lost your balance while trying to light up a smoke. While this f…	/r/askTRP	27/04/18 11:57 PM