Man: I work very hard. My kids are my world. I make plenty of money and I put their needs before anyone else’s. Woman: This schedule won’t work for me. I have a life too. I’m settling down again. I also can’t give my kids the attention they need when they’re not in school, so I am seeking alimony. Judge: Sir, you are entitled to supervised visits every other weekend. Ma’am, I will hear your case regarding alimony. Dismissed
These days you just can’t get it right, so even if you wanted to be considerate of gender, you can’t be. Therefore, if you hit someone, you’re getting hit back regardless of what is swinging (or not) between your legs).
