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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
/r/seduction25/07/21 04:24 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
/r/seduction22/07/21 11:52 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
/r/MGTOW222/07/21 07:20 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin' about.
/r/MGTOW18/07/18 12:01 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
/r/MGTOW17/07/18 04:01 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
/r/MGTOW16/07/18 06:15 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
/r/MGTOW16/07/18 10:44 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.
/r/MGTOW16/07/18 07:19 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
/r/MGTOW15/07/18 09:56 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
/r/seduction14/07/18 01:58 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.
/r/MGTOW13/07/18 05:39 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.
/r/Divorce_Men12/07/18 09:53 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
/r/MGTOW11/07/18 06:59 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger. By yelling "Bang!"
/r/MGTOW11/07/18 03:43 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
/r/MGTOW10/07/18 07:40 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Chuck Norris come off without a hitch.
/r/MGTOW08/07/18 09:08 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
/r/MGTOW08/07/18 12:13 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
/r/MGTOW07/07/18 08:37 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
/r/MGTOW07/07/18 07:59 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
/r/MGTOW06/07/18 10:48 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
/r/MGTOW05/07/18 08:59 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
/r/MGTOW05/07/18 01:15 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
/r/MGTOW04/07/18 08:47 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.
/r/MGTOW04/07/18 01:25 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris sits at the stand-up.
/r/MGTOW04/07/18 05:47 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
/r/MGTOW03/07/18 10:11 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
/r/MensRights03/07/18 11:59 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: When Chuck Norris was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.
/r/MGTOW03/07/18 05:02 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
/r/MGTOW03/07/18 01:01 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
/r/PussyPass02/07/18 11:04 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about this glitch, Norris replied "That's no glitch."
/r/MensRights02/07/18 07:54 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
/r/MensRights02/07/18 03:18 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
/r/MGTOW02/07/18 01:02 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
/r/MensRights02/07/18 11:40 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
/r/MGTOW02/07/18 06:36 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
/r/MensRights01/07/18 03:02 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
/r/MensRights01/07/18 09:57 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
/r/MGTOW30/06/18 11:49 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
/r/MGTOW29/06/18 11:16 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
/r/MGTOW29/06/18 09:44 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
/r/PussyPass29/06/18 08:07 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
/r/PussyPass29/06/18 06:32 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
/r/MGTOW29/06/18 12:26 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
/r/MGTOW28/06/18 03:49 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
/r/MGTOW27/06/18 08:47 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
/r/MGTOW27/06/18 06:15 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
/r/MGTOW27/06/18 03:45 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris can download emails with his pick-up.
/r/MGTOW27/06/18 02:43 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
/r/MGTOW26/06/18 11:20 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
/r/MGTOW25/06/18 10:29 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris? favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
/r/MGTOW25/06/18 09:29 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
/r/MensRights25/06/18 04:56 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.
/r/MGTOW25/06/18 02:28 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
/r/MensRights24/06/18 01:28 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line.
/r/MensRights24/06/18 12:29 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.
/r/MGTOW24/06/18 12:02 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
/r/MGTOW24/06/18 05:27 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.
/r/MGTOW24/06/18 04:59 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
/r/MGTOW24/06/18 02:50 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
/r/MensRights23/06/18 08:29 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris's programs, it backfires.
/r/MensRights23/06/18 04:31 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
/r/MensRights22/06/18 06:21 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
/r/MGTOW22/06/18 06:09 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris can access private methods.
/r/MensRights22/06/18 06:08 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
/r/MensRights22/06/18 01:47 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
/r/askTRP21/06/18 05:13 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Here is one about Chuck Norris: When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
/r/PurplePillDebate20/06/18 01:34 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Here is one about Chuck Norris: Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
/r/askMRP20/06/18 01:13 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Here is one about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
/r/PurplePillDebate19/06/18 09:14 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Here is one about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
/r/askTRP19/06/18 11:41 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Here is one about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
/r/PurplePillDebate19/06/18 10:48 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Here is one about Chuck Norris: The crossing lights in Chuck Norris's home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.
/r/MGTOW19/06/18 02:01 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Here is one about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
/r/MGTOW19/06/18 01:19 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Here is one about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
/r/MensRights18/06/18 06:07 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Here is one about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices. Nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
/r/MensRights18/06/18 06:07 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Here is one about Chuck Norris: When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/06/18 12:36 AM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Here is one about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
/r/MensRights15/06/18 07:32 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Here is one about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.
/r/PurplePillDebate13/06/18 06:05 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Here is one about Chuck Norris: When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
/r/PussyPass13/06/18 04:05 PM
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You mentioned the word 'joke'. Here is one about Chuck Norris: A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
/r/seduction12/06/18 08:33 PM
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