CilantroSucksButts Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
10	What should we call Male Karens? Darrens? Most problematic men I've experienced first hand and heard of secondhand are Brian's and especially Brion's.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	07/09/21 02:11 AM
5	I used psychedelics to work through some stuff (k!nk and other trauma recovery), my experience: Thank you for sharing this. I've used acid in the past and had gone it to it really focused on the set, setting and sitter and had a decent experience. It was my first toe in the water and I had friends around so it was not meant to be a healing trip although I do remember a small bit of conversation within myself when I took a moment to myself in the bathroom. I remember mostly feeling greatly affected by the colors of the led strip lights as we changed them and I could almost feel the differen…	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	07/09/21 01:35 AM
64	Fuck boy is broken, gotta let him go If you catch an underdeveloped/immature fish in the wild you release , em back right? You don't take it home and try to nurse it to maturity in a fish tank. You don't argue with the fish and try to explain how to grow into an adequate fish. Ya throw that 🤏 smol fry back ! Catch a F(y)uck Boi? Release 'em back into the wild. Let him go.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	31/08/21 04:10 AM
91	“If they have no bread, then Let Them Eat Dick” If its 'just like any other work' where is OSHA for sex workers? Where are the onboarding documents outlining company policy etc. I had to initial 3 different places at 3 different times consenting to be available to work weekends and late nights at a grocery store. I had to watch an hour video on how to operate a meat slicer , clean it properly and sign a document showing the company would supply training and safety equipment on their end and on my end I had to use it. Where is the training on …	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	29/08/21 02:52 AM
186	OLD in one pic Sounds like a Monster Truck rally. SUNDAY ! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! THE ONE THE ONLY THE COOCH GOBBLER! He MUNCHES! he CRUNCHES! STIs? He has BUNCHES! 📣	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	22/08/21 07:15 AM
3	Well that was bound to happen🙄 Call it what it is. He didn't want her to upload a video of her 'engaged in sexual activity with him and another woman" he wanted to force her to upload her own rape video. That is horrifying and too disgusting for words.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	22/08/21 06:06 AM
37	Breaking news! Poor man had to sit hungry because his wife didn’t make his plate, even though his arms work and he is perfectly capable of standing :( so sad. Thoughts and prayers. /s Meals on Wheels For Men. They bring you the meal, warm it , cut it, help them chew it and wait around for 45 minutes to also help them wipe after its excreted.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	18/08/21 08:13 PM
213	Breaking news! Poor man had to sit hungry because his wife didn’t make his plate, even though his arms work and he is perfectly capable of standing :( so sad. Thoughts and prayers. /s I went to another couples Nest for feeding time. As the bird men sat around the nest the bird wives were scrambling to horf down the worms and regurgitate them into their bird husband's open maw. My bird wife ate her own worms and did not chew and spit them into my open and eagerly awaiting maw. I was devastated . This is an abhorrence to the laws of nature and I guess I will just have wither away slowly as I bird starve. 🤢🐣😭🤣	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	18/08/21 08:10 PM
3	Welcome to FDS! Hello All! I wish I had found this sub years ago but am trying to recycle that wishing into appreciation and mindfulness instead. Thank you for all the hardwork and support you put into this,the website and especially the podcast ! Also if you have some flair to spare that would be quite rad : )	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	18/08/21 02:32 AM
57	The nerve of this disgusting LVM to comment on his gf’s choice of clothing when his underwear looks like that… and she thinks it’s funny/quirky?! Yikes. 🤢 This is another sign of NVM/LVM as each one I dated while still in the Pickmeshia Haze of my early 20's had underwear just like this. At the time I thought I just had to buy them nice new underwear and then they would wear it and throw out the old disintegrating pairs. 🤡 Nope. It wasn't because they were poor in highschool, it wasn't a lack of "shopping know how" it wasn't a lack of time or money to go buy them etc. These same men could spend hours in line for games to be released at midnight an…	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	17/08/21 05:06 PM
319	😕 He didn't take her out he took her for a ride in an Uber Clownmobile that she paid for. I hope she realizes that and expects much more from the next person.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	26/07/21 12:30 AM