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3

The idea of her spicy bunghole, I think.
/r/seduction29/06/21 05:38 AM
0

Maybe you should tell them you're an ex-con.
/r/seduction15/05/21 04:50 AM
1

I wonder if, "Hey, the set's not finished!" might work in this situation.
/r/seduction19/04/21 04:17 PM
1

I'd call it a sex interview or sex try-out.
/r/seduction04/04/21 07:09 PM
1

I wouldn't mine covering these women in thick ropes of spunk.
/r/seduction25/03/21 05:29 PM
11

A queue would be something like, "Get in line; everybody wants to fuck me." The word you're after is cue.
/r/seduction23/03/21 06:12 PM
3

I wonder if a monocle could be a desperate hail-Mary sort of move.
/r/seduction21/03/21 07:02 PM
6

Maybe drive downtown with a fancy car and do those burnout things in a very public place.
/r/seduction15/03/21 03:08 AM
0

heh, heh, creep out with your peep out
/r/seduction27/02/21 06:59 PM
3

He's talking about your bunghole virginity.
/r/seduction17/11/20 02:52 AM
5

"What a twat!" would be my first impression.
/r/seduction11/11/20 05:07 PM
1

Choochie.
/r/PussyPassDenied07/11/20 03:33 AM
1

Cut her cooter off!
/r/PussyPassDenied07/11/20 02:58 AM
-5

Sure. Let's say your first date is an innocent bike ride. You've got to casually drop into conversation, "I'd sure like to get a sniff of that bike seat."
/r/seduction09/10/20 06:58 PM
2

Track them with your eyes while keeping your eyes fixed in your head, so follow them by turning your head -- no more than 20 degrees of arc per second. Watch them for three seconds, then turn your shoulders to face them, again not exceeding 20 degrees of arc per second. Then proceed to them with smooth steps, applying weight evenly on the ball and heel of each foot.
/r/seduction04/10/20 02:51 AM
1

And every year the distinction gets more blurred.
/r/seduction26/09/20 09:37 PM
0

But aside from the rapes, he was probably quite a ladies' man. Nobody ever accused him of being a nice guy or a simping chimp.
/r/seduction26/09/20 07:12 PM
-2

It is better to be feared than liked. Genghis Khan understood this, and he fathered many children.
/r/seduction26/09/20 06:30 PM
-4

She got a hole, ain't she? A heartbeat?
/r/seduction19/09/20 07:35 PM
2

Who needs girls when you have self-love? Amirite?
/r/seduction11/09/20 03:07 AM
2

yes
/r/seduction01/09/20 05:42 PM
11

Chicks really dig stamp collectors.
/r/seduction01/09/20 03:35 AM
1

Turn the gas station into your personal ass station.
/r/seduction27/08/20 07:03 PM
-10

I think you could riff on sushi, like how you'd like to be dining on her sushi.
/r/seduction17/08/20 04:25 AM
4

In the U.K. there should be more, "Pardon me, Govnah."
/r/seduction10/08/20 04:53 AM
1

There's always some sort of Clyde nosing around wherever there's a pretty girl.
/r/seduction08/08/20 12:36 AM
1

I read that in Saudi Arabia the women have another pair of clear eyelids that they can close to keep out sand.
/r/seduction23/07/20 02:58 AM
-1

I believe in the UK a girl is known as a bird. To pull a bird is to get a girl. A cigarette is known as a fag. A girl's cooter is known as her fanny. Her (North American) fanny is known as her arse. Masturbation is called wanking, and an ineffectual person is called a wanker. To take the King's shilling is to enlist in the armed forces.
/r/seduction23/07/20 02:55 AM
3

And solids.
/r/seduction19/07/20 10:15 PM
2

wiener
/r/seduction25/06/20 10:17 PM
3

Another idea would be to tell her that he's some sort of secret agent, like James Bond, and the government has assigned him a top-secret mission which will keep him away for a few months.
/r/seduction21/06/20 03:12 AM
1

Yeah, no, yeah.
/r/seduction20/06/20 03:44 AM
3

The Book of Lies
/r/seduction19/06/20 05:53 AM
1

You should dress as a pauper, a hideous pauper with leprosy. If you can get her to fall in love with you, then you can reveal that you are actually handsome and rich.
/r/seduction17/06/20 12:58 AM
2

Sounds like she might have fallen into a coma.
/r/seduction15/06/20 12:33 AM
-2

Sex AND cash payments.
/r/seduction12/06/20 01:10 AM
5

Think about how much water she could carry if she balanced a jug on her head.
/r/seduction07/06/20 05:17 PM
2

Yeah, they're called hobo-honeys.
/r/seduction16/05/20 07:26 AM
2

You tell them you think you've seen some of their nudes circulating on the internet and you want them to send you some confirming nudes just to be sure, so you get get busy getting them removed.
/r/seduction01/05/20 07:26 PM
0

Maybe vodka enemas delivered by some sort of internet-connected device.
/r/seduction23/04/20 03:20 AM
1

But serial killers have a certain je ne sais quoi that regular guys might lack.
/r/seduction18/04/20 04:13 AM
58

Jackin' my noodle somethin' raw
/r/seduction21/03/20 09:27 PM
0

I'd try to worm a finger into her ass if i were you.
/r/seduction19/03/20 10:55 PM
1

dfy a looker
/r/seduction26/02/20 04:45 AM
3

I'm gonna go back there right now.
/r/seduction26/02/20 04:17 AM
13

Today I learned an ugly new word, mateguarding. I'm going to put it in the catalog next to mansturbation.
/r/seduction26/02/20 04:09 AM
1

Maybe they got really big cox.
/r/seduction05/02/20 02:34 AM
0

I'm thinkin' a car with the hydraulics that make it bounce up and down.
/r/seduction08/01/20 10:07 PM
1

Keep them confused about your genitals.
/r/seduction28/12/19 10:45 PM
1

Yes! Name and shame!
/r/seduction16/12/19 01:50 AM
2

What's he paying you? I'll double it!
/r/seduction11/12/19 03:31 AM
1

fucky-fucky
/r/seduction06/12/19 09:05 PM
19

Do you come into any money recently?
/r/seduction12/11/19 01:23 AM
-1

That's because you're not dressed appropriately. What r you wearing?
/r/seduction20/10/19 03:12 AM
1

I like to jack my noodle into a state of rigid readiness.
/r/seduction01/10/19 12:44 AM
1

I'm willing to pay cash for gash if it's class.
/r/seduction22/09/19 06:24 AM
5

Have their noodle jacked.
/r/seduction08/09/19 02:32 AM
1

I'm not sure any more.
/r/seduction06/09/19 09:55 PM
1

Some of the most romantic encounters take place in the shitter.
/r/seduction06/09/19 08:59 PM
1

Own a chain of exotic shoe stores.
/r/seduction13/05/19 02:41 AM
2

Some of the best romances start in the shitter.
/r/seduction04/05/19 04:34 AM
1

Make those girls eat your jism! That's the price for smirking.
/r/seduction03/05/19 12:37 AM
1

It sets their cooter holes aflame. It's really as simple as that.
/r/seduction25/04/19 02:47 AM
0

Maybe you could exploit her with blackmail, like, claim you got some nudes of her or something.
/r/seduction19/04/19 06:30 PM
1

Try getting with someone if you're unemployed and live with your parents, it would be near on impossible. Then they can play host!
/r/seduction14/04/19 03:52 AM
9

Sounds like a modern turn on the old move of a woman dropping her handkerchief to get a gentleman to pick it up for her.
/r/seduction31/03/19 06:32 AM
-2

You need to graduate to a man friend.
/r/seduction03/02/19 08:29 PM
1

You pull your pud.
/r/seduction20/01/19 01:23 AM
22

And risk the catch 22 of "can't get a job without experience, can't get experience without a job"? Definitely not. Just pick a hole and get to work.
/r/seduction21/05/18 02:01 AM
1

No, it was in an American context. It was a commentary about how a woman's always going to have some Clyde hanging at her side, and if not that then a pack of girlfriends about her.
/r/seduction11/11/17 06:43 AM
3

I read somewhere once that there is no such thing as an unescorted woman.
/r/seduction11/11/17 02:04 AM
2

That's a good plan.
/r/seduction01/10/17 04:23 AM
1

Maybe pay for things with a phat stack of cash that you pull from your pocket.
/r/seduction01/10/17 02:06 AM
1

Each contestant to provide their own little piece of grungy cardboard for spinning on the pavement.
/r/seduction20/09/17 07:04 PM
40

This should be settled by a dance-off.
/r/seduction20/09/17 02:34 PM
2

Ideally right in the ol' beaver hole.
/r/seduction02/09/17 12:51 AM
1

That is a tough position to capitalize upon. Maybe outfits with a prominent codpiece.
/r/seduction08/08/17 10:10 PM
-6

She's a really nice person.
/r/TheRedPill08/05/17 12:39 AM
4

"DO YOU MIND IF I CHOKE YOU?!"
/r/seduction16/03/17 01:43 AM
3

A vag full of centipedes. That's the image you must fix in your head.
/r/TheRedPill23/02/17 03:01 AM
3

He's got a really big Johnson.
/r/seduction19/02/17 01:52 AM
0

Demonstrate how you like to hang out with your wang out.
/r/seduction12/02/16 11:34 PM
-1

You could spill some wine or something on her shirt and offer her a clean one in your room.
/r/seduction08/02/16 08:33 PM
5

Dogs can be trained to do that sort of thing, yes. I saw a video once.
/r/seduction09/12/15 10:03 PM
1

I think you're supposed to seal the deal by saying something like, "My knob ain't gonna gob itself."
/r/seduction23/03/15 06:43 PM
1

What works for me is to sport just a little bit of visible boner. Call it quarter wood if you like. That stuff is gold.
/r/seduction07/01/15 03:31 AM
7

I don't think girls like that any more than they're attracted to virginity. Tell her you've got more than a few scars on your wiener, and have had a few doses of the clap in your time. If that doesn't work, tell her you have a lengthy criminal record.
/r/seduction18/12/14 04:31 AM
1

These sound like bad people you are dealing with.
/r/seduction17/06/14 01:46 AM
13

Don't loathe on him, man.
/r/seduction18/05/14 11:33 PM
1

That's a tough one. Bundy didn't cover that one.
/r/seduction27/03/14 02:08 AM
1

Test their fear of spiders? Fear of the dark?
/r/seduction26/03/14 01:24 PM
1

It's easy if they have a big nose or if their head's too big - that kind of thing. Use it to your advantage. I think it was serial killer Ted Bundy who said, "Tell the smart ones that they're pretty and the pretty ones that they're smart."
/r/seduction26/03/14 01:20 PM
1

Okay . . . "If you're such hot twat, where's your movie contract?"
/r/seduction23/03/14 08:24 PM
1

"If you're such hot twat, where's your modelling contract?"
/r/seduction23/03/14 08:09 PM
16

Wait a second . . . it sounds like the girls are playing some sort of game too!
/r/seduction26/02/14 08:23 PM
1

Fancy a spot of rumpy-pumpy?
/r/seduction19/01/14 08:39 AM
-1

It seems a cold approach would suggest a lack of other legitimate opportunities, so it would look needy and sort of disqualify you from the outset. Still it must work for some people.
/r/seduction26/06/13 02:03 AM
2

Have you tried something like "u fine, gurl, I wanna git wit' u"?
/r/seduction08/06/13 02:58 AM
-1

"You think you're some pretty hot twat, but [x]." Just gotta work on the x part.
/r/seduction29/04/13 03:23 PM
4

Ought to know how to tie his own cravat.
/r/seduction18/12/12 01:58 AM
1

Gagwang style
/r/seduction28/11/12 06:46 AM
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