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Nobody wants to fuck grandma's pussy. Fixed that for you.
/r/TheRedPill03/06/14 11:55 PM
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It was a tragedy that Elliot Rodger killed 6 people. It was a double whammy that the people he killed, were just random people, not the people that picked on him. He hated the jocks that bullied him and banged all the hot girls. He hated the hot sorority girls who mocked and ignored him. He wanted them dead. Who did he kill instead? He killed 3 nerdy asian male students, 1 random white male student on his way to grab lunch, and 2 random white girls who were in a different sorority. It's almost g…
/r/TheRedPill03/06/14 11:51 PM
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This has got to be a troll piece or this guy sounds like he has serious problems and low confidence. "One problem: no one wants to “settle” for a car with 175,000 miles on the odometer." - Just about the only thing in the article with any credibility. The other 10 points are him crying about how he only wants a real doll.
/r/TheRedPill03/06/14 11:48 PM
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tl;dr Bowl of cheerios reminds him of random dudes cumming on his wife's face when she cheats on him.
/r/TheRedPill03/06/14 10:47 PM
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http://www.darndivorce.com/how-to-throw-a-divorce-party/ Love the splattered dead groom at the bottom.
/r/TheRedPill02/06/14 09:56 AM
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No I'm pretty sure she was just sloshed. The guy she kissed after me was the typical good looking tall lacrosse frat boy. His friend didn't get a kiss but was better looking than me. She wasn't piss drunk, but you could tell her judgement was impaired. edit: It wasn't the first time a bachelorette has tried to kiss/ask me for something. However this situation shocked me because 1: It happened in the middle of the streets. I was just saying "congratulations." This wasn't at Vegas or at a bar. 2: …
/r/TheRedPill18/05/14 02:26 AM
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A few weeks ago I was just walking down the street with my girlfriend. There was a girl with her 3 friends. She had on a tiara and sash "Bride to be" I was trying to be friendly and just said "Congratulations!" She went in and tried to kiss my lips! I turned and she kissed my cheeks instead. I was just sort of stunned. I'm not a particularly attractive guy. There were 2 guys behind me, and when I turned around she was tongue kissing one of them, stumbling away afterwards. The guy looked surprise…
/r/TheRedPill18/05/14 02:09 AM
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The Nostalgia Critic is pretty damn funny.
/r/TheRedPill17/05/14 11:39 PM
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I was eating a mcnugget and almost choked, laughing so hard at that part of her post.
/r/TheRedPill17/05/14 10:05 PM
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ROFL. Posts like that make me laugh. She suggested it, he was initially upset about it. She wanted to have her cake and eat it too. She fucked up. It sounds like she just wanted to ride the cock carousel and got upset that he found a long-term relationship with a good girl. Unfortunately she'll just end up riding the cock carousel for a couple more years, then marry some dumbass beta who falls for her, even though she's his third girlfriend. Don't worry, his cock is the third one she sucked...th…
/r/TheRedPill17/05/14 09:59 PM
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Why do you consider it: gay couple > single man > lesbian couple > single woman Are you saying men are inherently better at raising children than women? You and I both know that isn't true.
/r/TheRedPill17/05/14 06:22 AM
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Holy shit hahahaha. I was briefly fwb with a girl who was a sugar baby to her boss and she said the SAME THING to me. She basically said she didn't consider herself an escort since he didn't pay her in cash. If he wanted to pay for her tuition, rent, dinners, gifts it was because he wanted to, not because she had to. Holy shit. It's funny that I see this comment shortly after I wrote my reply. Guess that sort of mindset is universal in these sugar babies. edit: blah can't link to my own reply wi…
/r/TheRedPill17/05/14 06:20 AM
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The truth is, most of these women will marry a guy who will be totally clueless about her past. To be able to manipulate a man into buying them things (and not even giving them the sex they desire) takes skill. I was briefly fwb with a girl who openly admitted to me that she was the sugar baby of her boss (who owned a dozen restaurants and was a millionaire). He paid for her college tuition, all her living expenses, and nice gifts. She told me she would never admit this to anyone she was "seriou…
/r/TheRedPill17/05/14 06:04 AM
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Why are people so threatened by gay couples or single parents? I highly doubt there's any study that shows kids of homosexual couples fare worse than heterosexual couples. A kid will do just fine if raised by loving responsible parent(s). If a gay couple wants to adopt or have kids, more power to them. I think the stigma against single parents is that a lot of them are irresponsible deadbeats (no job, lazy, uneducated, etc), so their kids end up in the same shoes. However, I know plenty of peopl…
/r/TheRedPill17/05/14 05:17 AM
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Ok, I'm just saying that most men who do want to marry will marry...often before age 30. No judgement one way or the other. It's a personal choice. "I would much rather date a girl who wasn't alive when the Challenger blew up than another one who was and can't understand why my car isn't as nice as her 50 year old boss's." What?
/r/TheRedPill15/05/14 11:53 PM
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I don't think you understand what I'm saying at all. The survey is completely flawed due to pre-test selection bias.
/r/TheRedPill15/05/14 11:51 PM
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This is pre-test bias. If you're surveying unmarried men ages 30-50, of course more are going to say "never want to marry." That's how they ended up in that survey group to begin with. Most men who do want to marry, already have done so before age 30. These sorts of surveys are pointless unless you survey 18 year olds on marriage, which is before the age most people get married.
/r/TheRedPill15/05/14 08:48 PM
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You sound really insecure if a woman more educated than you intimidates you. I'm not sure how a smarter woman is a bad thing, unless her Ph.D. dissertation was on man-hating. Have you ever dated women with a BMI of 17? I have. It's not as great as you think. There's a reason why it's considered underweight.
/r/TheRedPill15/05/14 08:35 PM
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So is the douchebag biker who goes "Yeah you wish you could work as fucking hard as me" a white knight or a redpill alpha? He's defending the girl, but also works out? Which is it? LOL. Make up your mind guys! Anyway while the girl is in public property, if they ask him to stop filming her, he really should have. If this guy was taking pictures of me, I'd tell him to piss off too. Youtube doesn't need to see me picking my nose.
/r/TheRedPill14/05/14 04:58 PM
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He was dating a gold digger. Now he's surprised by her slutty exploiting behavior?
/r/TheRedPill13/05/14 06:04 PM
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Yeah she was a pretty hot Indian chick. She introduced me to a world of sex I didn't know existed...a2m, salad tossing, etc. She even insisted I fuck her raw at her cousin's wedding. Basically stuff that I never got any other girl to do again. I wouldn't be surprised if she had threesomes, but I don't know it for a fact. He was the typical nerd-ish high earner white guy. I didn't know him very well. My guess is he has no idea about her past.
/r/TheRedPill13/05/14 05:39 PM
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I know some chumps who married sluts and didn't know it. One guy married a girl I used to date, and she did the most filthy sexual things. He thinks she only had "3 prior boyfriends" and complained at the bachelor party that she only did vanilla sex when he was really drunk, and that he would miss blowjobs. Oh if he only knew... One other guy there was also an ex-boyfriend of her's. We knew each other. Neither one of us were the "3 prior boyfriends" of her's. We gave each other the "Oh if he onl…
/r/TheRedPill13/05/14 05:32 PM
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"Virgin Daughters of the USA" World's shortest documentary.
/r/TheRedPill13/05/14 05:29 PM
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Oh well it was a troll eh? On teamliquid of all places? Isn't that a starcraft site? I know some chumps who married sluts and didn't know it. One guy married a girl I used to date, and she did the most filthy sexual things. He thinks she only had "3 prior boyfriends" and complained at the bachelor party that she only did vanilla sex when he was really drunk, and that he would miss blowjobs. Oh if he only knew... One other guy there was also an ex-boyfriend of her's. We knew each other. Neither o…
/r/TheRedPill13/05/14 05:23 PM
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151? Gee I thought it was 37. I guess the female sexual empowerment movement has made strides in the last 20 years. Clerks was an eye-opening movie for me in high school. As were the chicks who blew me but said they were still virgins. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpQqH4H_SUQ
/r/TheRedPill13/05/14 05:13 PM
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Good analogy.
/r/TheRedPill13/05/14 05:09 PM
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That would never work. Their friends probably have some idea of his sexual past by number of partners, and know he is a more conservative guy. Most of them would feel sorry for him when the bomb dropped (the other couple walked away). They would feel even more sorry for him if he pretended to laugh it off and "hit on" others for a 3some. It might be believable if they were dating for 2 months, but he was engaged to her.
/r/TheRedPill13/05/14 05:05 PM
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Fiance will be ok. Her ex-boyfriend said "Get over it bro! It was just a threesome and A2M." Anyway the whole thing reeks of her trying to hide her past, which she is ashamed of but won't admit. She introduced her ex-boyfriend as a "friend."
/r/TheRedPill13/05/14 04:44 PM
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Fingercuffs and double penetration. Her just loving it and getting splattered on the face with moneyshots after. I'm sure that's all his fiance can see now whenever he looks at her. Porn has ruined our minds.
/r/TheRedPill13/05/14 04:39 PM
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Well at least she didn't get knocked up by some other guy and tell him it was her's.
/r/TheRedPill12/05/14 11:52 PM
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Wow she's hideous.
/r/TheRedPill02/05/14 12:14 AM
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North Korea.
/r/TheRedPill01/05/14 11:54 PM
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"so he gave in to the pressure and found a really hot girl. she was a hair stylist and seemingly only good for her skinny little body, exactly what he was looking for. dat gap. they began dating" This is why super wealthy people end up marrying other super wealthy people only. Man sounds like your cousin got owned bigtime. He also married a prior divorced woman? (statistically higher to divorce again regardless of other attributes) I guess they didn't teach common sense in business school.
/r/TheRedPill01/05/14 11:49 PM
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A very good looking acquaintance of mine made money in college as an escort, a few hundred bucks each night. Most of the events he went to was with middle aged 35-50 yo women. He claims only a few of them wanted sex, most just wanted the company and eye candy. He spoke 3 languages, was extremely good looking, and fairly cultured. Oh yeah he went to a top 10 law school in the end. I'm not sure why he did it, his parents were fairly wealthy, I guess he just wanted the money. He didn't do drugs asi…
/r/TheRedPill01/05/14 04:33 PM
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Even the beta husbands who pay for their wives bills will get angry to find out that the personal trainer/guitar instructor/personal shopper/etc was actually a gigolo. He probably just doesn't want to get shot and end up on the evening news.
/r/TheRedPill01/05/14 04:30 PM
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This exactly. She's going to cheat on him (if she hasn't already) and he's going to be totally lost and go "what happened?" At least he confronted her about the FB messages, but of course she had the typical defense of "HOW DARE YOU INVADE MY PRIVACY?!?"
/r/TheRedPill20/04/14 05:59 PM
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Or...the bottom 80% guys are just getting the used up scraps after those girls have been rejected by or used up by the top 20%?
/r/TheRedPill20/04/14 05:43 PM
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There's tons of unattractive men too. You just might be one of them!
/r/TheRedPill20/04/14 05:42 PM
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I've stopped trying to help my single female friends who complain to me about "no good guys" and ask me to introduce them to my friends for this very reason. For whatever reason, every guy I introduce to them they absolutely rip apart. Most of my friends are fairly successful financially, and run the range from 4-8 in attractiveness. But inevitably, unless they're the 8s, the girls will rip them apart for being too ugly, fat, hairy, it's always something. The guy who is labeled as "average" I wo…
/r/TheRedPill20/04/14 05:36 PM
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Have you seen the average american girl? If a girl doesn't have a butt ugly face AND isn't grossly overweight, she is already ahead of 1/2 of american girls.
/r/TheRedPill19/04/14 07:45 PM
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The whole time I was thinking: 1) Dear god, the last time I was even remotely this awkward talking to an attractive girl was when I was 13. 2) She was being really stand-up to put up with this, even feign interest initially...but she's going to make me PAY for putting her through this hell. 6 hours of it. Her comment afterward was pretty hilarious: "From the way you described it, I thought it was going to be a bunch of Leonards and Stewarts. Instead you threw me into a pit full of Howards. I am …
/r/TheRedPill19/04/14 07:34 PM
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I remember going to boardgame meetups and people were very nice and taught me the games there. However once I brought my then girlfriend (a 7) and suddenly she was the center of attention. Even though she was a bit of a geek herself (she likes nintendo games), she was VERY clearly bored (the only games she liked was the one party game we played) yet it was orbit-central like you said. Guys would go up to her and show her their artwork in the middle of a game. Some came and showed her their magic…
/r/TheRedPill19/04/14 06:00 PM
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She should be stoned. Her attitude is very typical of people (male and female) ages 12-30.
/r/TheRedPill19/04/14 05:47 PM
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The problem isn't physical, the more relationships she's had, the more emotional bs she's been through. If she found "the one" she wouldn't still be dating. This applies to men as well.
/r/TheRedPill19/04/14 05:40 PM
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Goddamn this brony thing is a real thing? I thought it was a joke when I saw the last Bob's Burgers.
/r/TheRedPill19/04/14 05:26 PM
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Ah yes geek girls. From my experience as a geek, geek girls fall under 2 categories 1) hideously ugly (the vast majority) or 2) girls that are 5-7s in the looks department. Those in group #2 tend to end up with "queen bee" syndrome since all the geeks hit on them, they end up getting a lot more attention than they do from the non-geeks, and they end up thinking they're 10s. That girl that ripped into him in the boardgame club is a solid 6 probably falls under this group. As for speed dating, I'v…
/r/TheRedPill19/04/14 05:12 PM
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Your girlfriend's celebrity crush is Kanye West? Yikes.
/r/TheRedPill19/04/14 04:36 PM
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" parked in a way that I could see her entering the house and I saw her husband kissing her on the doorsteps, the same mouth that had my cock and cum a few minutes before." wow poor guy...poor guy
/r/TheRedPill19/04/14 04:34 PM
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I've seen women get screwed over financially in divorce too. The husbands were unemployed Jefferson Darcy cabana boy types.
/r/TheRedPill19/04/14 04:33 PM
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I accidentally became an adulteress plaything once. She never wore her ring, flirted with me (I was younger, she was 5+ years older and in a position of power over me). I'm not particularly good looking (she was an 8) but people in the office clued me in afterwards that she basically liked to toy with and fuck her minions, some sort of dominance thing. I had no idea she was married until a co-worker warned me about her. Unfortunately she waited till AFTER I already did the deed, twice. I felt so…
/r/TheRedPill19/04/14 04:21 PM
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I work among some professionals, and a lot of female ones openly flirt with their colleagues and/or subordinates. However, about 5x as many men do it. In fact I personally know 2 females who are cheating on their clueless husbands right now. One is a surgeon, and her husband seemed pretty clueless the few times I met him. Too bad, he seemed like a good dad to their 2 kids. I can't blame her though, she's smoking hot and clearly has options. The female cheaters tend to be smarter though. I notice…
/r/TheRedPill19/04/14 04:14 PM
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I really hope you are using a condom and properly disposing it, otherwise see you at the STI clinic and Planned Parenthood. I don't think cokeheads tend to be the most selective in who/how they fuck.
/r/TheRedPill19/04/14 04:12 PM
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So this thread is missing something, pics?
/r/TheRedPill19/04/14 04:11 PM
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Have you seen a picture of his wife? He fucked up bigtime. It doesn't matter if he converted a former lesbian. He fucked up.
/r/TheRedPill18/04/14 03:14 PM
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This sounds like most white professional women I know. For some reason, the non-white professional women still want children, not pets.
/r/TheRedPill18/04/14 03:09 PM
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Frankly I want to punch people who show me pictures of their cute dogs.
/r/TheRedPill18/04/14 03:08 PM
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"Dr Kevin Weeks returned from a tour of duty in Afghanistan to discover his daughter was making X-rated films to fund her college studies. He and his wife Harcharan are heartbroken over what Miriam is doing." I really feel sorry for this guy. He's serving our country and comes home to discover this.
/r/TheRedPill18/04/14 02:21 PM
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It's much worse for asians. A lot of my asian male friends ended up marrying asian girls who rode the cock carousel and then "rediscovered their culture" at early 30s and married an asian guy. One of my asian friend and I were the only asians this one asian girl fucked (this was back in high school, so I guess she was still discovering herself). Every other boyfriend after (and there were at least 6 we knew of...) was white. She ended up marrying an asian guy. I'm friends with her brother and he…
/r/TheRedPill18/04/14 02:17 PM
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From what I've seen, most of these type of indian girls end up marrying white guys. I have several Indian male friends and most wouldn't marry or even date a girl like that ever again.
/r/TheRedPill18/04/14 02:13 PM
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The sluttiest girl I ever dated was an Indian girl, it lasted about 3 weeks. She not only willing did, but suggested some of the kinkiest most filthy things ever - she would lick my asshole, insist I bang her in the bathroom at parties, cum in her without a condom (I stupidly did fuck her raw a few times since I was stupid and young, but didn't cum in her), etc. Basically she introduced me to a world of sex that I never even knew existed. She even insisted I fucked her raw in the bathroom of her…
/r/TheRedPill18/04/14 02:07 PM
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