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5

There are also millions of women that are into "dad bods", that doesn't mean you should strive for one.
/r/seduction04/12/15 10:01 PM
9

Depends, meet the family and make sure they aren't total weirdos first.
/r/seduction27/09/15 07:51 PM
6

I would say "comfortable" is a better word for it. Trying to look super confident screams insecurity. You should feel in control of yourself in every situation and always act with a level head, losing your cool or getting overly aggressive just shows how fragile your self image is.
/r/seduction27/09/15 07:50 PM
1

Undercuts look so bad on 99% of people. This dude does look better than he did before though.
/r/seduction29/12/14 12:29 AM
3

damn you must get all the girls "oh ya, i'm swimming in girls" or "girls? what are those" should be your responses, something sarcastic or self deprecating is bound to get a laugh and make you at least look confident and comfortable with yourself despite whether or not you actually are. Don't stroke your own ego, but also don't give an overly depressing realistic answer because it can be a total buzzkill. Nothing kills a conversation like "not really".
/r/seduction06/11/14 06:18 AM
2

never heard of the guy, wooshed that shit pretty hard
/r/seduction03/11/14 06:57 PM
1

I don't know if edibles count as getting drugged. I don't think it was her intention to manipulate you, I think she just thought that you guys would enjoy the weed cookies.
/r/seduction19/10/14 07:08 PM
1

Most of the advice given on this sub is for picking from the bottom of the barrel, this isn't any different.
/r/seduction16/10/14 04:10 AM
1

I use this when I meet anyone new. It's straight forward, friendly, and honest. Really can't go wrong.
/r/seduction08/10/14 08:02 PM
27

It would be hard to fuck you if it wasn't.
/r/seduction08/10/14 08:01 PM
9

She was trying to get her abducted kid back.
/r/seduction07/10/14 08:47 PM
10

Sounds like a click-bait title to me and also a title that sounds arrogant and can be offensive to many. Welcome to most of the garbage posted on this sub that gets written by arrogant, deadbeat fratbros.
/r/seduction01/10/14 01:40 AM
6

Apparently the creepy dude also says shit like "I'm going to kill you, but I'll rape you first."
/r/seduction29/09/14 08:02 PM
1

Don't use random, that's what edgy middle schoolers say unless you are using it in a very literal context.
/r/seduction28/09/14 07:31 PM
2

If you feel the need I suppose you could say "random" instead of creepy Or just don't say anything fucking weird and instead just ask her out to lunch.
/r/seduction28/09/14 03:42 AM
2

Threads =/= molecules I don't know where you are making that connection.
/r/seduction29/08/14 06:50 PM
2

odds are you will still be pretty fresh and pretty clean when you awake This is the opposite of what I've experienced. I'm always smelly after lying in bed all night. I don't care about getting my sheets dirty because I wash them. I care about being clean in the morning so that the people around me don't have to smell BO all day. Perhaps no one has told you you smell bad so you just don't know it.
/r/seduction29/08/14 06:48 PM
1

Some people are in to water games.
/r/seduction29/08/14 06:45 PM
1

Because it mostly was pee. Girls don't have a special "squirt" gland, it's usually mostly piss with some vaginal fluid and water. edit: Don't believe me? Do some research before downvoting.
/r/seduction29/08/14 06:34 AM
5

Seriously, I can't think of a worse color for sheets, dark red or blue I think is a good medium.
/r/seduction29/08/14 06:32 AM
5

Showering twice a day is a waste of water. You are much more gross after lying in your own sweat, fluids, and dead skin for 8 hours or working out in the morning. You don't have to smell good for anyone when you go to bed. Your sheets don't care how you smell but the people you spend time with all day sure do. Using soap, shampoo, and conditioner twice a day is a waste and generally not great for your skin or hair, and showering without using soap or shampoo doesn't do anything unless you're phy…
/r/seduction29/08/14 06:31 AM
1

If I spent this much time thinking about sheets I'd care a lot more about them then about getting laid. I'd be too afraid to fuck anyone on my pristine sheets.
/r/seduction29/08/14 06:27 AM
0

Unless you know, you use smaller threads...
/r/seduction29/08/14 06:26 AM
6

Thank you for shitting all over that load of crap that was posted yesterday. That kind of fucking garbage ruins this sub.
/r/seduction26/08/14 07:11 PM
6

Lol wow. This guy is such a huge tool it's hilarious. He's gotta be joking, he's like the perfect cliche asian frat bro.
/r/seduction26/08/14 04:48 AM
2

I get the idea, but unless you're living the 1950's girls will likely ask to split the check even if they're enamored with you. If she turns away from a kiss she's either really not interested, or you picked a really poor time to try.
/r/seduction16/08/14 05:31 AM
0

How is he comitting statuatory rape? I can see how they are, but that's not going to ruin him.
/r/seduction16/08/14 02:27 AM
3

Well, it wouldn't ruin your life. But I think starring you in an impromptu porno with possibly underage people is definitely a violation of privacy and a good reason to leave.
/r/seduction15/08/14 07:58 PM
1

Not all parents are smart, some of them may want it again to try to collect alimony from 2 sources instead of just one.
/r/seduction11/08/14 08:31 PM
5

Can we sidebar this, it answers like 90% of the questions on here. I always worried about dating because all I heard was guys complaining 24/7 about how nice guys always get dumped. It wasn't until much later that I realized these guys were the types that were summed up perfectly by this picture and they just couldn't take responsibility for their own faults. This bothers the hell out of me and I wish I could tell this to every kid when they grew up so they wouldn't make the same stupid mistakes…
/r/seduction07/08/14 04:38 AM
1

"Awful"? That's a weird way to spell "fantastic".
/r/seduction22/06/14 02:50 AM
10

They cooked me some delicious chicken and rice Way to hit your macros man.
/r/seduction22/06/14 02:37 AM
0

Having hot lady friends is the best way to get more.
/r/seduction22/06/14 02:35 AM
2

If you play 64 you probably play double dash too. No one plays just one or the other. 64 also didn't work as well for the joke.
/r/seduction22/06/14 02:31 AM
1

.5
/r/seduction22/06/14 01:55 AM
3

doesn't mean she's going to want to fuck you. Really just this. Replies don't mean the person is actually interested in dating, just that they thought your profile was interesting. Out of all of the girls who responded to him on tinder, he will probably date 0 of them unless he has some amazing charm he can convey over text.
/r/seduction22/06/14 01:54 AM
17

bad weight class, poor special item 2/10 would not double dash with
/r/seduction22/06/14 01:52 AM
3

Maybe he just doesn't like dancing, did you consider that?
/r/seduction07/06/14 07:32 AM
0

To see if she even cared about spending time with him, or was just using him for free movie tickets.
/r/seduction05/06/14 01:14 AM
1

People are so fucking weird. Good job acting normal and not being needy when she broke it off.
/r/seduction02/06/14 06:58 AM
2

I'm in the same boat. Spend more time talking to girls you're not interested in, that seemed to help me the most.
/r/seduction28/05/14 06:50 AM
15

Man I think you got that backwards. If you always start with head every girl and all her friends will come back for more. Good sex is about giving, not getting.
/r/seduction10/04/14 10:54 PM
2

If you already gave her head I think you've made your approach.
/r/seduction10/04/14 09:57 PM
1

Are you OP? I swear he wrote this.
/r/seduction10/04/14 04:49 PM
7

I don't think he's trying to be mean, this is just hilariously ironic.
/r/seduction10/04/14 04:13 AM
13

You're not the only one that read it that way. He writes like a slightly less autistic neck beard. Humble bragging so hard it hurts.
/r/seduction10/04/14 04:10 AM
5

asshole I've never heard someone describe themselves so well.
/r/seduction10/04/14 04:08 AM
30

We only spoke about books, and their themes and motifs. I mentioned my current project. It's a novel highlighting how useless memory is, and how easy tricking ourselves is. He illustrated how eye our eyes speak. I showed excitement and value. At the moment, I existed in a state of catharsis. My Saturday night was alcohol and calculus. I planned on making seared tuna, sauteed in an orange balsamic sauce, with white rice and asparagus. played a game of pool, drank cognac, and listened to Ella We l…
/r/seduction10/04/14 04:07 AM
0

No that's how most people feel. The thrill of working for it makes the prize so much sweeter.
/r/seduction13/03/14 10:45 PM
2

It just seems so strange to make people feel bad about what is essentially a non event. Can you explain to me, someone who apparently lives under a rock, how sticking your penis into someone's orifices suddenly makes you a better person? I don't understand the logic. I absolutely agree with you, losing your virginity means nothing. No matter how shitty of a person you are there's going to be someone out there with low enough standards to sleep with you. I don't understand the logic behind it eit…
/r/seduction09/12/13 05:08 AM
4

armed robbery always gets my blood pumping
/r/seduction08/12/13 09:28 PM
3

No one needs to care if you are a virgin. I think that's a better way to handle it.
/r/seduction08/12/13 07:25 PM
0

Could you explain why someone being a virgin is a negative thing. Have been living under a rock? People make virgin jokes more often than gay jokes now. Edit: I agree with you, I was just pointing out that a lot of people give others shit for being virgins even if it doesn't mean anything.
/r/seduction08/12/13 07:24 PM
9

I'm going to agree with this. I haven't gotten any shit at all for being a virgin because people don't seem to believe me at first. In fact I've actually seen people get negative reactions from others for pointing out my virginity. I remember one time when someone tried to poke fun at me for it, I ignored him and everyone just fell silent, he must have felt pretty awkward.
/r/seduction08/12/13 07:23 PM
2

I understand the connection you're trying to make, nut is not quite like that, the only similarity is that people have become addicted to both of them.
/r/seduction30/11/13 07:31 PM
8

Don't tone it down, become the "charming" guy that you want to be and that girls seem to like so much, but don't put on a mask, be genuine, and become a more attractive guy.
/r/seduction30/11/13 07:16 PM
35

Why is this even a question, if you don't like her stop wasting your time with her.
/r/seduction30/11/13 04:23 AM
4

thinks /r/seduction is about one liners Lol, dude, gtfo you have no idea what you're doing
/r/seduction30/11/13 04:13 AM
7

that is devious
/r/seduction23/11/13 01:28 AM
11

I don't think that's what he means. Close friends poke fun at each other all the time, if you act like a person that's already her friend she sees you as being friendly and genuine since that's how you act around people you actually like. It's easy to see right through someone who is acting as if they like you or are trying to get you to like them vs. a person who genuinely does like you.
/r/seduction19/11/13 08:59 PM
1

90% of askseddit threads can be solves with "read /r/seduction more". I'm about to unsub because it's the same fucking questions over and over.
/r/seduction14/11/13 06:38 AM
50

Hey I noticed you noticing me and I wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too guaranteed to fuck this up lol
/r/seduction11/11/13 08:50 PM
1

pretty useless article, didn't really say anything, don't bother reading
/r/seduction07/11/13 11:40 PM
-1

This thread is a train wreck, I don't even know what to think.
/r/seduction07/11/13 07:38 PM
0

Actually almost every environment favors those who are taller, and stronger. I can't imagine an environment where it is very often favorable to be shorter rather than taller.
/r/seduction26/10/13 06:12 PM
1

If somebody's acting really strange and irrational you have a right to ask why. He could have used a better choice of words but what he did was totally fine.
/r/seduction26/10/13 05:49 PM
3

How do you not have any time to date outside of your job? If you have time to socialize you have time to date. If you don't have time to socialize then you're going to end up being pretty lonely. Put your career first, but never sacrifice your social life for it, you'll end up sad and alone, you're job will be the only thing left in your life.
/r/seduction26/10/13 12:59 AM
2

when I have sex for the first time I want to be in a relationship with a girl I truly love. that sounds great, but in reality, that's a recipe for clingyness and heartbreak. You really should not worry about who your first time is with, in fact you should do the exact opposite, deciding that you'll only have sex with a girl you really love will most often have disastrous results. Have sex with someone you really like, but don't go into it thinking "they are the one".
/r/seduction23/10/13 06:05 AM
4

Unless she has a lingering STD, sexual history does not matter at all, put yourself in her shoes, do you have any right to judge her on her "promiscuous" past which isn't even that much, that's only 32 guys total.
/r/seduction23/10/13 05:41 AM
0

The only ghetto trash guys I've seen with high value girls (difference between a hot girl and a high value one, hot trashy girls have low value) are gangsters, specifically ones who've made bank. Also, being 'thug' can often be seen as confidence by many people. And the band guys? most of them only get girls because those girls think their band is going to take off.
/r/seduction22/10/13 10:14 PM
3

If you live in an area where beautiful women are scarce (small suburban city) then yes this will make it hard for you to ask her out fuck
/r/seduction22/10/13 09:53 PM
1

Just because most corporate executives are douchenozzles doesn't mean you should be too. Having to resort to taking credit for other people's work to get girls is despicable.
/r/seduction21/10/13 08:37 PM
1

hot cousin problems, I feel you bro
/r/seduction21/10/13 08:34 PM
0

they're pretty big in japan too, korea just happens to have the best starcraft teams in the world
/r/seduction20/10/13 08:07 PM
0

I mean I don't want to be the dominant in a relationship you know? I'd rather things were equal but that's not as attractive. Now I am socially/physically/whatever dominant but I don't like that I have to be. There are countless girls out there that are the exact opposite of what you are complaining about. Of course there are going to be 10 shallow bitches for every great girl you meet. But 15 million great girls (just in the US) is still a lot. Also you don't have to be perfect to get a girls a…
/r/seduction20/10/13 05:55 PM
1

Everybody was just standing there watching this one dude dance. Sounds like a highschool party.
/r/seduction19/10/13 06:31 PM
6

Definitely side-bar it, there's a lot of people (even myself) that would benefit from reading this. It's not seddit's fault that you have meaningless hookups, it's your fault.
/r/seduction14/10/13 05:19 PM
9

No one gets more pussy than the octopussy.
/r/seduction14/10/13 05:37 AM
16

I can't believe that some people actually get paid to write this stuff, I mean shit, if I worked for these people they'd think I was buddha.
/r/seduction14/10/13 04:50 AM
3

RES homie
/r/seduction07/10/13 11:13 PM
-1

A splash of cold water won't do it, it has to be an extended period of time for your body to react, it closes the pores to keep your body heat in.
/r/seduction07/10/13 06:53 AM
28

I'm sorry to break it to you man, there are slutty girls everywhere,
/r/seduction02/10/13 08:10 PM
177

2nd kiss lost virginity If you didn't mention these I would have thought you were a fucking pro, damn you're good at this shit, keep it up man.
/r/seduction02/10/13 06:38 AM
2

when people say high reps on /r/bodybuilding that usually means 12-15 which to most people isn't very many, what you said is fairly misleading.
/r/seduction26/09/13 04:38 PM
5

Thos more than anything, for the vast majority of people on here there's no way you can be expected to be wealthy at that age. If you're past your mid twenties you should be at least financially comfortable if not wealthy. If you've spent your life traveling the world though that's a pretty good excuse.
/r/seduction25/09/13 08:59 PM
8

lol, dude lighten up, when people have serious questions we give serious answers. If someone asks about something that's already in the FAQ (HB) don't expect them to get an actual answer. And if it's something as menial, and open-ended as this question people aren't going to take it too seriously.
/r/seduction24/09/13 07:22 PM
6

If I were an alcoholic, this would be the easiest way to stop. I don't know how anyone could justify a $20 drink.
/r/seduction24/09/13 12:37 AM
2

That's probably the most time consuming part of my routine.
/r/seduction22/09/13 01:36 AM
1

You polish your shoes in the bathroom? If you mean an hour total to get ready that's actually pretty quick. It takes me an hour to get from out of bed to out the door each day and all I do is eat, shower, and get dressed.
/r/seduction20/09/13 07:40 PM
6

this girls sounds a lot like she browses seddit
/r/seduction20/09/13 06:06 PM
1

I usually take about 30 min between brushing my teeth, showering, and shitting, what else do you do for 30 min though?
/r/seduction20/09/13 06:06 PM
6

this is actually a really good one
/r/seduction19/09/13 07:27 PM
2

to let her know her favorite tv show is on Lol you hit it right on the head, he's definitely still seeking her attention.
/r/seduction19/09/13 01:42 AM
9

Wow, this woman sounds like a sociopath the way she treats people.
/r/seduction18/09/13 01:44 AM
5

that's pretty funny, she doesn't have a sense of humor
/r/seduction17/09/13 10:05 PM
3

Yes. It's true. Race does matter. Ya if I was caucasian my f-closes would jump 10 fold. no, stop making up excuses
/r/seduction17/09/13 09:58 PM
22

I have the biggest justice boner right now. http://www.operatorchan.org/vg/src/136543989268.gif The best part is how you mind-gamed a psychologist.
/r/seduction17/09/13 05:48 PM
11

I can't tell if your being sarcastic, that's pretty bad advice.
/r/seduction13/09/13 08:56 PM
3

alright, now I just need to find lots of important-looking shit to carry.
/r/seduction13/09/13 08:33 PM
2

OP delivers. holyfuckingshit
/r/seduction13/09/13 08:32 PM
1

Truth, if a girl doesn't like joking around, she's probably not any fun anyways.
/r/seduction13/09/13 08:31 PM
14

if you do find a girl in engineering, ask if she wants to do some stress tests on your shaft.
/r/seduction13/09/13 08:28 PM
1

Take psychology classes for gen ed requirements, all of my psych classes have been at least 70% girls, and least half of those were quite attractive.
/r/seduction13/09/13 08:27 PM
1

semester system started 3 weeks ago. I think he's in a summer class on the quarter system. Fall quarter doesn't start til the end of september.
/r/seduction13/09/13 08:26 PM
3

Using free weights makes a huge difference. You are only as strong as your weakest muscle and if you don't have the strength in your stabilizers to keep from falling over/dropping the weight, then you're gonna lift very much. That's why you don't use a smith machine for bench and squats.
/r/seduction09/09/13 11:37 PM
51

Pretry good advice, the only problem is that you're using machines instead of free weights. Gotta get those stabilizers man.
/r/seduction09/09/13 09:01 PM
25

Neon here, get on my atomic level bro.
/r/seduction09/09/13 05:46 AM
1

If you have the money I'm pretty sure you can corrective surgery for this.
/r/seduction08/09/13 06:28 PM
5

From his comment history he's 21, and laid 25 girls since freshman year of college (I'd assume 3 years ago).
/r/seduction07/09/13 07:07 PM
1

you mind mentioning what the OP posted, he deleted it.
/r/seduction31/08/13 05:22 AM
-5

Exactly, the rest of reddit thinks that seddit is a fucking joke because of how many scumbags come in here seeking approval for abusing other people.
/r/seduction30/08/13 10:42 PM
-6

To piggy back off of this, how about people cut it out with complaining about the influx white knights. 99% of these "white knights" you are complaining about are perfectly reasonable and are improving this sub. Seddit is not a haven for douchenozzles and scum, it's a place to improve yourself and reap the benefits that come with it.
/r/seduction30/08/13 09:02 PM
2

That's why everyone recommends to do a modified version of SS, if you do it exactly as it's written you will look like a pear.
/r/seduction29/08/13 03:04 AM
3

un-fucking-believable, you couldn't write a movie script with this good of a game.
/r/seduction27/08/13 07:18 AM
3

Really good write-up. Felt a lot less scumy than a lot of the seduction articles I've read.
/r/seduction25/08/13 08:47 PM
6

It's always better to be a confident nice guy than a confident jerk. From what I know seduction basically boils down to one thing, don't be a pushover.
/r/seduction25/08/13 08:37 PM
3

I wouldn't do that because it hides your intentions, you want to date this girl, you don't want to just "hang out" with her.
/r/seduction21/08/13 08:31 PM
3

Exactly, I wouldn't expect to kiss/fuck a girl just because I asked her out.
/r/seduction21/08/13 08:30 PM
1

Wow, It's hard to believe you were an AFC at all before, sounds like you've got plenty of confidence.
/r/seduction21/08/13 08:26 PM
1

If you are just spewing nonsense, are you trying to impress her? What does that say about your level of options with hot girls? What does that say about the type of people you normally talk to? They are probably even hotter and cooler than her. This is a pretty stupid suggestion, no girl is going to analyze your intentions so deeply that she comes to this conclusion just because you're spewing random nonsense. She's just going to think your fucking weird and you talk about everything in your hea…
/r/seduction20/08/13 06:55 PM
4

Step one to getting girls: Be a fucking cool dude like this guy.
/r/seduction20/08/13 12:25 AM
5

Pornstars for the most part aren't very good at "making love" they're good at posing for a camera.
/r/seduction19/08/13 08:41 AM
2

Part of this reason is biologically built in. The fact that a man has survived to the point of being in his 30's probably means that he doesn't have any genetic disorders which greatly increases his possibility as a prospective mate. People are naturally attracted to other people that have good genetics and a higher chance of producing genetically superior offspring, that's just how we're built.
/r/seduction19/08/13 12:31 AM
10

/r/wtf is always leaking, we still haven't found a good permanent patch for it.
/r/seduction17/08/13 07:38 AM
1

the mirror line was with a girl i already knew and it was more of a closer. That makes a lot more sense, if both of those were just cold approaches then you must have found some really easy girls, if the girl knows you though, and knows you like to joke around then those were some pretty good lines.
/r/seduction15/08/13 11:47 PM
3

I wouldn't even want to associate with girls like that though, that's just shallow and racist. Butthurt-ness is entirely dependent on delivery no matter what you say.
/r/seduction15/08/13 11:45 PM
-4

as someone who has suceeded with lines with "want to come over to my place and watch some porn on my flatscreen mirror?" and "did sauron forge your ass? because it looks fucking precious." Wow, you must make brad pitt look ugly if you can pull off cheesy-ass lines like that. Even if you're being totally sarcastic it takes a lot to get out this situation without getting slapped in the face.
/r/seduction15/08/13 11:27 PM
1

My best method for avoiding "interrogating" is to have follow up questions that are related. You ask her if she's in school, then what school she goes too, then what she studies, then why she's interested in that, then what she hopes to do with it in the future, stuff like that works best for me.
/r/seduction15/08/13 11:21 PM
-12

Perfect, or if you just want to put them in their place "Good thing you don't date asians, because I wouldn't date any of you.".
/r/seduction15/08/13 09:49 PM
8

it's the binary representation of "ca" idk why he picked that but it is.
/r/seduction13/08/13 04:41 AM
1

*partiez 4 lyfe fixed that
/r/seduction11/08/13 12:36 AM
1

It sounds like you have a lot of experience with both kinds of penises. I'm totally kidding, but you could have worded that better lol.
/r/seduction10/08/13 04:38 AM
1

When I read that I couldn't imagine anything other than him clumsily pushing his face into hers trying to make a "kiss" shape with his lips.
/r/seduction10/08/13 04:00 AM
4

This is basically just the last step of kino before a kiss, I don't see anything wrong with it and he didn't elaborate on whether or not he has other problems escalating kino.
/r/seduction04/08/13 07:25 PM
8

We're both 21, students, we're both living with parents. I actually feel a whole lot better about still living with my parents, thanks for that.
/r/seduction04/08/13 07:23 PM
2

oh my god, brogrammer, I'm going to use that, I've needed a word for that for so long, thank you
/r/seduction04/08/13 06:59 AM
5

tripping them with one of your legs and catching them with your other 7 doesn't count, I would know
/r/seduction04/08/13 06:59 AM
6

vici
/r/seduction31/07/13 06:19 PM
108

When you put enough sexual energy into a girl while fooling around, even before you whip it out, you will be making an ally who literally wants nothing more than to have you spread butter all over her toast while she mixes your coffee with a spoon. I'm just guessing, but I think this is what he was implying. Edit: Reddit madlibs could be a great idea.
/r/seduction31/07/13 02:25 AM
1

Guys I'm feeling all tingly inside...
/r/seduction30/07/13 06:06 AM
-1

This is why I've never understood negging, maybe it's just me but I always saw it as more than just playful teasing, or poking fun, maybe I was wrong though, I'm not sure how other people interpret it.
/r/seduction30/07/13 06:02 AM
2

If someone notices just acknowledge it, it shouldn't bother you, make it apparent that it doesn't.
/r/seduction27/07/13 01:06 AM
11

Let the jocks and gangsters have them, they're doing you a favor by screening out the dumb ones. ohmygodyes, this is why so many people cross the line between confident and douche.
/r/seduction24/07/13 06:46 PM
2

It's supposed to just be a joke to play off without just walking away form the conversation because that's straight up rude.
/r/seduction24/07/13 12:41 AM
7

Actually that seems like an advantage, high testosterone levels plus a good pump? Shit, nothing can stop you then.
/r/seduction24/07/13 12:40 AM
1

and, you know, the sexual offense charges you'll get when security finds you guys fucking in the theater. Even with empty movies it can be risky if there's someone in the camera booth.
/r/seduction19/07/13 02:56 AM
2

You'll be so concentrated on the movie and confused that you'll completely forget your watching it with someone.
/r/seduction19/07/13 02:53 AM
1

objects to manipulated Get the fuck out
/r/seduction18/07/13 06:50 PM
0

Good stuff, however... Women are people too the fact that this even needs to be said has me a little worried about this sub.
/r/seduction18/07/13 04:33 AM
36

big box of popcorn It's easier to cut a hole in a box than a bowl.
/r/seduction16/07/13 06:37 AM
1

There are some really scummy practices promoted by certain people on this subreddit, use your discretion and act appropriately for the situation, always make the choice that you know you won't regret.
/r/seduction16/07/13 06:07 AM
1

That's just one of the strangest shit tests I've ever seen. It almost seems like she was trying too hard to play hard-to-get.
/r/seduction16/07/13 02:27 AM
1

It's a joke, I do pseudo gay shit like that all the time too, it's just funny and I don't really care if people think I'm gay or not, as cliche as it is, everyone should be comfortable with their sexuality.
/r/seduction16/07/13 02:26 AM
1

He's from the 90's, he wears pink shirts that say "tough guys wear pink" and he's comfortable with his sexuality.
/r/seduction16/07/13 01:03 AM
1

This is really messing with my head. You directly say you want to fuck her, she turns you down, and yet she didn't completely avoid you for the rest of the night? That seems like a really strange reaction from her, any girl I know would immediately avoid a guy for the rest of the night if she turned him down like that, I've never seen a girl go back and forth that much over whether or not they want to fuck someone. She sows a lot of IOI's then blatantly shoots down your advances? She says she do…
/r/seduction16/07/13 01:00 AM
40

People literally tilt the pinball machine sometimes to alter the movement of the ball when they're playing and manipulate it in their favor. Eventually companies started putting tilt sensors in the machine so that it would lock the controls if someone tried to tilt it so that they'd lose. It's just a figure of speech implying that it threw her off guard.
/r/seduction13/07/13 07:44 PM
2

Make as much natural physical contact as you can with people, they warm up to you much faster if you treat them like a close friend.
/r/seduction12/07/13 06:13 AM
16

I'd be kicking myself and posting on Reddit later about not approaching you if I didn't come say hello. Guaranteed works every time.
/r/seduction11/07/13 06:34 AM
1

Literally everyone I've replied to today also has their cake day today lol. That was just an example to try to get my main point across.
/r/seduction10/07/13 03:38 AM
1

You really can't generalize style, everyone should go read MFA and develop their own style. I agree with some of the stuff on mfa, but I heavily disagree with a lot of it too, specifically their approach to shorts, I agree baggy shorts don't look good, but short shorts on guys look super kooky, knee length, not-too-baggy is the way to go.
/r/seduction10/07/13 01:26 AM
4

I would do the same but usually go with top, then pants. e.g. t-shirt with jeans, then button up shirt with jeans then that shirt with khakis then that shirt + blazer with khakis then that shirt + blazer with dress pants.
/r/seduction10/07/13 01:24 AM
1

I spend a decent amount of time on mfa, but who needs 6 pairs of jeans? Do people just never do laundry? I also hate the mfa shorts guide since the only pair of shorts on it that look good on anyone less than 40 are the first Asos ones in the top left.
/r/seduction10/07/13 01:19 AM
1

Those are pretty good, they just don't seem like first date ideas except for maybe lake folsom, I totally forgot about that one. Thanks for the tips though.
/r/seduction09/07/13 05:38 AM
3

There's a girl in my history class that I'd really like to ask out but she leaves in the middle of class every day (I'd assume for work or another class) so I can't talk to her after. I'd look weird as fuck hitting on her or asking her out in class so how do I get a moment to talk to her? Also need some more date ideas. I'm 18 so everything alcohol related is pretty much out of the question unless someone decides to throw a house party. I usually like to take girls to the arboretum in town becau…
/r/seduction09/07/13 02:14 AM
14

one of the few males who isn't in the dishpit I definitely just read this as "one of the few males who isn't a dipshit".
/r/seduction09/07/13 02:04 AM
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I've gotta give it to you, that was pretty damn, funny. I'm glad you did it though because I don't think I could live with myself if I ever acted like that.
/r/seduction07/07/13 11:29 PM
8

In which case it's just a good joke.
/r/seduction04/07/13 08:54 PM
5

I'm not entirely sure what to draw from this, it seems like all they concluded was that women are physically more easily aroused but mentally less sexual (and desire to have sex less) than men.
/r/seduction03/07/13 05:00 AM
3

failures I think you mean great successes at overcoming your immediate drive to stay true to your morals. I can't believe both of those girls were leading you on so much while already having boyfriends. Those guys are either douchenozzles, or I feel really bad for them having gfs that seem so willing to cheat on them.
/r/seduction03/07/13 04:03 AM
1

So far the only places I've been able to try lately were house parties, they pretty much only happen during the summer though since all of my friends are at college somewhere else during the year. Thanks for the tips.
/r/seduction02/07/13 06:27 PM
2

Holyshit, stop posting this everywhere, you're that guy that constantly butts into other people's conversations and keeps repeating the same thing because everyone is either ignoring you or finds you extremely annoying.
/r/seduction02/07/13 06:07 PM
5

more like offensiveandcompleteBS
/r/seduction02/07/13 06:02 PM
2

Really knowing complex aspect of programming is incredibly useful, you'll seem like a god to most people when you can explain how every piece of technology they use works.
/r/seduction02/07/13 12:38 AM
2

In my experience most camp counselors are less than 21. Most people older than 21 have gotten a college degree and are working a job the utilizes it. Seddit needs a little more info for people who are less than 21 since it seems like the default answer to most stuff is "go to a bar".
/r/seduction02/07/13 12:36 AM
2

The best way to pretend to be interested, is to actually be interested.
/r/seduction29/06/13 07:30 PM
3

Step one to seduction Bowl over 200
/r/seduction26/06/13 04:58 PM
1

this guy knows what's up
/r/seduction24/06/13 12:23 AM
2

I sounds like you're encouraging him to get her to cheat on her boyfriend.
/r/seduction23/06/13 08:34 PM
6

Seems like you dealt pretty well, didn't look desperate or clingy, well done.
/r/seduction23/06/13 07:33 PM
2

maybe he had twins...
/r/seduction23/06/13 07:31 PM
2

I have a similar problem, I get tongue tied in simple conversations just with my friends. The best way I've figured out to deal with it is to just make it a bit of a joke then just move on unphased, it's fine to poke fun at yourself, people will realize you're a laid back person that doesn't take them self too seriously. I think it's something that we might just have to live with, on the upside the rest of your game will just become that much better to compensate.
/r/seduction23/06/13 07:28 PM
2

I definitely agree, except about the routines. The best game is the one that you don't need to plan. If you're following pre-planned routines after basic introductions you're doing something wrong, you should be adaptable to the situation. Your game should be like a toolbox, you have the tools for every interaction, you just need to use the right ones at the right times.
/r/seduction23/06/13 07:21 PM
2

If a girl institutes a no touching policy, laugh at her and tell her you're instituting a no hands on my hot bod policy and over react anytime she comes close to touching you. I almost feel like this is just an extreme shit test, responding as such seems like you could easily turn it in your favor, e.g. "good, you've been getting a little too handsy lately"
/r/seduction23/06/13 06:46 PM
1

The mindset that I always try to have is that meeting people is a mutually beneficial experience, the people you're talking to should know that you have standards too. If you give the other person the impression that you're trying to earn their interest it's not going to work. It works for pick ups and just meeting new friends.
/r/seduction21/06/13 09:22 PM
3

That's funny, the girls I approach turn green when they're angry.
/r/seduction21/06/13 08:25 PM
2

I found one of my friends account name and I read his comment history, I found out he was into pegging... I can never forget that.
/r/seduction21/06/13 08:22 PM
1

"First I've gotta see if you make the cut." I am by no means experienced at this, nor have I tried this line since I'm 18 so getting into bars isn't easy. However, in theory people tend to like a challenge, if she gets the impression she needs to prove herself she's more likely to stick around and put in some effort.
/r/seduction21/06/13 08:20 PM
3

That was a pretty good line to dodge the question though so that he could get to know her IRL instead of over chat and ruin his game.
/r/seduction21/06/13 08:13 PM
1

I apologize if it wasn't clear, but yes, that was a compliment.
/r/seduction21/06/13 08:12 PM
59

I stabbed her... 0_0 ...with my eyes phew tryng to get to know me over chat and wanting my facebook but i refused to "spoil the mistery" This is how it's done seddit English is not my native language This guy is a smooth motherfucker in any language.
/r/seduction21/06/13 06:38 AM
2

bro
/r/seduction07/06/13 06:10 AM
2

I think it's having a seizure, or maybe I am I can't tell.
/r/seduction07/06/13 06:08 AM
1

Thanks for the tip, I'm just afraid that since at most schools you only live in the dorms the first two years I'll have trouble meeting people/finding roommates since I won't be in a dorm and I won't know anyone, I'll make it work though.
/r/seduction02/06/13 06:48 AM
6

I fucking hate community college... even if it's saving me money.
/r/seduction02/06/13 03:32 AM
6

I've never really understood the point of lying to a date unless it's a one night stand that you'll never see again, sooner or later she'll find out about the bullshit you've been spewing, especially if it's something like bragging about all the great friends you don't have.
/r/seduction01/06/13 05:52 AM
1

see my response to the other reply
/r/seduction31/05/13 09:12 PM
10

Just go read the "guide to banter" link that was posted, 90% of that is terrible advice.
/r/seduction31/05/13 03:24 AM
1

This, you also won't seem incredibly desperate.
/r/seduction31/05/13 01:40 AM
10

This entire guide is really garbage.
/r/seduction31/05/13 01:16 AM
7

I'm really divided on how to feel about this sub, some of the stuff on here is great advice, but some of it is dictionary-definition douche practice.
/r/seduction31/05/13 01:15 AM
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