CottonEyedBagpiper Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
1	Settling down young There are 3.5B women in the world and you’re over here generalizing hard with the “all the other girls are taken” statement. A lot of women in their mid 20s to early 30s see their friends getting married and settling down and that freaks them out that they’re not. Be careful of this. Women only care about themselves/their benefit. So should you.	/r/askTRP	01/10/20 01:30 AM
2	Virgin Reputation You’re the loser at work, but you can still smash outside of work?	/r/askTRP	01/10/20 01:23 AM
1	are titty/clitty twisters attractive? GF had me remove tooth for this, now shes gone and I think it turns other women down, I dont have money for a removable tooth like wiz khalifa, most leave date after I tell them why I removed the tooth. Bro, you’re a legend. You did something that can’t even be found on google.	/r/askTRP	30/09/20 10:06 PM
1	are titty/clitty twisters attractive? GF had me remove tooth for this, now shes gone and I think it turns other women down, I dont have money for a removable tooth like wiz khalifa, most leave date after I tell them why I removed the tooth. I am literally LOL If a girl had you fucking remove a literal tooth, you fucking lost man. Idk that you’re fixable.	/r/askTRP	30/09/20 10:04 PM
6	A girl likes me, but the guy she talks to won't leave her alone.... Stalks her and doesn't leave her alone. What shall I do? Won’t leave her alone, stalks her, AND won’t leave her alone? I’d leave her alone and leave her alone.	/r/askTRP	30/09/20 10:00 PM
5	Strictly platonic sugar baby (M) gift whorse*	/r/askTRP	30/09/20 12:56 AM
1	How to answer "What do you do for a living?" appropriately? You generally tell people what your occupation is when they ask what your occupation is.	/r/askTRP	30/09/20 12:52 AM
1	Platonic relationships By treating it like a friendship	/r/askTRP	30/09/20 12:41 AM
1	Does it count as sex if I don't cum? (Serious) You fucked 5 girls and you want to know if you fucked 5 girls? I’m confused.	/r/askTRP	30/09/20 12:35 AM
2	No pussy since covid Seriously...real question is, how do you get away from women half the time	/r/askTRP	29/09/20 03:57 AM
1	Is it a death sentence if you don’t get a number when leaving conversation? I can tell you over think a lot, but don’t take that as you’re asking too many questions, ask away, but women can sense when you’re not confident. When I say you need treat it like it’s no big deal if she says no to hanging out, you almost gotta mean it, even if it means faking it till you make it internally. These kinda situations almost go over worse if you try to plan them. For one, don’t worry about people being around or hearing. Chances are no one cares or is even listening to your convo. …	/r/askTRP	29/09/20 03:43 AM
2	No pussy since covid Ha! “Where should I meet girls?” Where does he live? Siberia?	/r/askTRP	29/09/20 03:24 AM
1	Is it a death sentence if you don’t get a number when leaving conversation? You’re friends now. Ice has been broken my dude, so that’s a plus. Find some class related shit to talk about, have a few more friendly non creepy convos, get a feel for her vibe towards you and casually be like, “hey wanna grab a drink or something sometime?” Make sure this comes across like you’d think it’d be cool if she said yes but if she said no it’s not a big deal. This part is very important.	/r/askTRP	29/09/20 01:51 AM
23	Anyone else had ‘death grip’ syndrome from your masturbation habits, if so how did you fix it and how long did it take? Not this. You’re 22 years old, you like basically can’t even physically possibly fuck yourself up this early. I’m 30, beat my meat, thought for a long time that I had death grip. I didn’t. My cock is harder now than when I was 18. What you’ll learn is, sex is ALLLLLLLL MENTAL. Just lay off the porn because it’s not your cock your fucking over, it’s your brain. Your problem is a confidence once. You’re essentially in a mental downward spiral. The fact that you posted this further solidifies this …	/r/askTRP	29/09/20 01:39 AM
8	Is my friend fucked? He better give the most sincere apology of his life. That or he’s gonna have a fun time explaining that assault of a female case at every job interview for a long time.	/r/askTRP	29/09/20 01:36 AM
4	Feel super lost in life Get your degree. Get like 2 years of experience and some money. Quit and figure it out. If shit doesn’t work out, you got a sick degree and some experience. I’m 31, make great money, BUT FUCKING HATE MY JOB. And even at my age, I’m stacking to get the fuck out to chase passion. You’re young. You can literally fuck off for the next 10 years or work this job and by the time you’re 45, still be in the same damn spot.	/r/askTRP	29/09/20 01:33 AM
1	Got a weird one for you boys.. Mates GF keeps throwing trash on the ground...? If she was a Pokémon, what kind of Pokémon would she be?	/r/askTRP	29/09/20 01:12 AM
2	Teach me how to find a Becky Bucks You’re just building internal bum habits. Go make some money. Imagine having to constantly appease an uggo for some free rent. Might as well just go rent a place, then use COVID as an excuse for why you can’t come up for the money.	/r/askTRP	29/09/20 01:08 AM
5	Is it a death sentence if you don’t get a number when leaving conversation? This is hella salvageable actually. While “it’s good to officially meet you,” sounds like you just left her office after she interviewed you, it comes off like you’re not all that interested in her sexually, which we all know is what gets girls interested. It’s not like creeper status. Now just be smooth	/r/askTRP	29/09/20 01:04 AM
1	How to deal with rough colleague? Stroke his ego. He’s a lone wolf type because he knows he can handle his own shit. Be his Trojan horse, get thru the gates, then come out the horse swinging.	/r/askTRP	29/09/20 01:00 AM
7	Should I remove the likes I put on her IG or just leave it be? You’re a 6’4” athlete that has plenty of hoes lined up. Fucking act like it. Or, you can go thru her post one by one and unlike shit to show her who is really boss...	/r/askTRP	29/09/20 12:57 AM
7	No pussy since covid Agree with rektum. I’m in Chicago, and COVID has women I haven’t talked to in 15 years coming out the woodwork looking to cure their quarantine boredom. D is their vaccine.	/r/askTRP	29/09/20 12:23 AM