CrashTheMachine Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
1	Vice article: the american bro MAXIMUM RPM DOUCHEBAG Quick, let's start a band, I've got a name.	/r/TheRedPill	28/03/14 02:28 AM
2	The snuggery..Dudes pay this dame sixty bucks and hour to cuddle. OT: Both men and women sell cuddles.	/r/TheRedPill	28/03/14 01:55 AM
6	sobering beta - help me detect shit tests from this convo "I'll just sit there and watch you eat till you get uncomfortable and offer me something."	/r/TheRedPill	27/03/14 02:15 AM
3	sobering beta - help me detect shit tests from this convo 1: She doesn't know what a Freudian slip is? And you like this girl? Standards, my man. 2: Good job not buying the credit card line. 3: Answers were in the right direction, but too serious. "Learn from this experience." Nah, tease her about it and make her laugh at herself. If you can do that, you're laid.	/r/TheRedPill	27/03/14 02:11 AM
11	Is there a real difference between a man spinning plates and a woman having beta orbiters? I definitely do. Her: So, do you have a girlfriend? Me: Nineteen She either says "You do not!" and you know to get rid of her because she's no fun, or she laughs and plays along and you have a good time.. Win-win.	/r/TheRedPill	27/03/14 12:55 AM
1	Best response to a girl telling you "maybe we can hang out tonight?" Why have you been talking since you met? If you're texting with a girl all the time, she knows you're probably not out fucking other girls. If you were, you'd be too busy to text. The phone is for setting up a time to get together. The rest of the time, she should be wondering about you. Why did you ask her to come over day-of? This assumes she has no plans. Not what she wants you assuming. She didn't counteroffer a different day. That means she's not interested. If there's no counteroffer, you …	/r/TheRedPill	27/03/14 12:37 AM
0	Surprise: A health, happy man leads to a happy relationship, but a health, happy woman does not necessarily. Average married dudes? (Do I really have to say the "beta" buzzword?) Nah, I don't think so. Not everything has to be man-bashing.	/r/TheRedPill	26/03/14 05:32 AM
-2	Surprise: A health, happy man leads to a happy relationship, but a health, happy woman does not necessarily. This is easily explained: Most married men pay absolutely no attention to the quality of their relationship unless it's excellent or terrible. Women are constantly evaluating these things and will therefore be more likely to report fluctuations and their causes. We don't need to blow smoke up women's caretaker asses to explain this one.	/r/TheRedPill	26/03/14 03:23 AM
2	On reading comprehension and literal interpretations I like trees.	/r/TheRedPill	26/03/14 02:57 AM
9	Punching above your weight - thoughts on this? How!? Too much gawking and statistical analysis, not enough praising this guy for handling his damn business. If you've been on this sub for any length of time and you're super shocked by this, some things just aren't sinking in.	/r/TheRedPill	26/03/14 02:49 AM
7	"Why do you like me?" Answer: Because you have great taste in guys.	/r/TheRedPill	26/03/14 02:38 AM
3	A story: The great Red Pill paradox (or, how to completely castrate an alpha) When you dump her, there is no going back. No friends. No continuing. If you stay in contact, she will try to pull you back in so she can dump you and win the war (or keep you and subjugate you, if she's into that.) That's the most important fact to pull from this. All break-ups are final.	/r/TheRedPill	22/03/14 02:47 PM
1	My girlfriend knows/talks to every damn dude at the gym. This is my spot to make myself better and ignore stupid shit like this. How do I deal with this? If it bothers you, next her. But it shouldn't bother you.	/r/TheRedPill	22/03/14 02:22 PM