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Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
12	Once you have been friend zoned by all of the Fiona Friend Zoners you still have to get Friend Zoned by the Final Boss \| WhereAreAllTheGoodMen Challenge DECLINED due to: basic self respect	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	05/02/23 04:55 AM
28	She is already providing the kid, so you just have to provide the finances. What a discount! Also, an old truck won't bitch if you wanna hang out with friends. It'll take you there	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	08/11/22 12:52 AM
19	She is already providing the kid, so you just have to provide the finances. What a discount! Daddy should have been more strict with Veruca	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	08/11/22 12:44 AM
80	She is already providing the kid, so you just have to provide the finances. What a discount! She is like an old truck, high mileage with lots of wear & tear	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	07/11/22 05:57 PM
17	If this princess cheats on you, you need to apologize to her and become a better man. Now that wins the gold in mental gymnastics	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	30/04/22 01:42 PM
27	Garden gadget girl goes guileful: grotesque gimmick gains groom. Getting genuine generates grudge; "genious" grafting guise germains guesswork. Goodbye, good groove; greetings, getting graceless. They were very secure in a lie, until that was revealed. What ever will she do? Oh no! Anyway...	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	27/04/22 12:43 AM
27	[42-F] approaching No Man's Land: have you ever asked yourself how difficult is to find someone normal? Broken down & analyzed better than Madden with a telestrator	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	07/04/22 08:00 AM
15	[55-F] I am HSP (Highly Sensitive Person). I am not looking for sex. I want to find true love. BTW; you must be a minimum 5'11" and a learned man, I have no sensitivity toward men below that mark Sorry honey, we could be great friends but your tits are too small	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	06/04/22 05:41 PM
72	I feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel so humiliated! Guy laughed in my face when I said I was dating for marriage. He just wants to have fun... Boohoo \| WhereAreAllTheGoodMen Don't ask questions for which you are unprepared for every possible answer. Honesty is not always in the form of rainbows & unicorns	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	06/04/22 04:31 PM
2	Where are all the good men who will develop a relationship with me without asking me out on a date or taking my looks into consideration? Ah yes, let's keep moving the goalpost further away. If he can't overcome all the senseless obstacles I've created he doesn't deserve me	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	06/04/22 01:45 PM
22	"Should I find a wealthy man who wants to have kids with a 37 year old 'independent' woman like me, or go the sperm donor route?" Haha gottem	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	13/03/22 03:20 PM
3	Fat and a single mom. Take it or leave it. Yeah I'm kinda struggling to see the problem here, she comes off as pretty chill and doesn't seem like she's making demands or anything	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	28/01/22 04:33 PM
32	Single mom with 2 kids and ready to settle down! Tired of all the games! Very flattering pic 🙄	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	26/01/22 05:05 AM
26	Don't msg her unless you got money. She's expensive! And she is "hungry for the best of the best". She obviously hasn't gone hungry a day in her whole life	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	25/01/22 08:01 AM
18	She's angry her baby daddy didn't marry her. She had his kids! He should marry her, right!? Waatgm? She broke up with him? Was he supposed to just curl up & die? This woman is oblivious to the wide world that exists outside of her own	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	21/01/22 06:38 PM
6	Post wall shorty needs you to show her what online dating is all about (and be at least 5'11"). Sooo...hopefully she likes cats I can smell the patchouli & dirty cat litter box from the profile pic	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	12/01/22 01:51 AM
5	Woman tells Tinder 'date' she had seven kids; goes to national newspaper when it doesn't go well... She wears a mud flap	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	10/01/22 06:34 AM

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