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| 13 | Boohoo, men who don't want my sweaty, oversized ass are just not confident enough 🤧😢😂😂😂When you need to write disserations and tomes dissecting why exactly the world is wrong and you aren't... I have news for you fatty: you are objectively less attractive than someone who's fit and healthy. No amount of mental gymnastics can change that, although some regular gymnastics might. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/08/20 03:09 AM |
| 2 | She a ride or cry hoe.Yamisou mori | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 18/04/20 11:18 AM |
| 4 | Mendacious malcontent manifesting a menagerie of mental maladies from masculune ministrations.Methinks mami might make my mama mad. Meaningless macho-madam messages mock maturity, mildly maddening me. Maybe migrate, miss. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 03/04/20 05:58 AM |
| 13 | [~30F] Spent her 20s riding the carousel and now can't get anything more than a hookup.Friend had a roomate who was one of these chicks, just fucked around on tinder until she got pregnant with one of the 'serious' ones (i.e. he was FWB for a month+). Dude told her to get rid of it and ghosted her completely. She had an abortion and had a several month period of being completely homebound and depressed. She'd just sleep all day, take shits and leave it, leave menstrual pads lying around. This was your average Loves to travel / Empowered chica / Start-up workerbee that went from th… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 26/03/20 09:28 PM |
| 2 | As if expecting a guy to bail her out and support some other guy's fuck trophy, she is going to advertise it while wearing his shirt and tie.Womon sexy me no see booby before maybe give shiny money wait wat small person oh there booby again nm here is shiny money | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/03/20 02:35 AM |
| 3 | Hypergamy: The Final ActThis coomcrone remembers building the Eiffel Tower (they called it erecting the Pyramid back then) with Caligula and co. Pretty sure one of her primordial aborted fetuses was found preserved in amber last year. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/01/20 01:39 AM |
| 61 | So. Who is ready to WIFE those QUEEN? REAL MEN STEP UP PLEASE.Damn this overweight redbone welfare mami with a dogshit menality will turn into the woman of my dreams as soon as I pass the 2.6k/mo threshold. I'm so lucky to have her. She watches Maury reruns all day and has rice and beans waiting for me when I get home. Sure her eyes are glued to her phone all day, which she never lets me see, and she drops hints that guys are sending her dick pics if I havent taken her out to dinner in more than three days, but that's MY overweight redbone welfare mami god… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 05/01/20 07:32 PM |
| 2 | Extreme leftovers, late bloomer wants to bag young bucks who give some good fucks. She also would like to be fined and taken on dinners and brought flowers. The wall has hit her consecutively for the past two decades but she just can’t afford not to hit the tickets on the cock train!!!Dude they say ol' Granny Coombatch's house is haunted. Little Timmy went up there last week and today at school when he saw his mom packed him raisins for a snack he started screaming. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 04/01/20 12:09 AM |
| 7 | Who’s willing to step up??If you can't love me at my screaming at you for the past 5 years of personal failures at the top of my lungs while my baby screams in the back ground in the third date, then you don't deserve my microwaving a hungry man meal for you and sitting on my phone texting while you eat it three months and two covered rent checks in. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 17/12/19 02:47 AM |
| 3 | When she is young, has dank pussy, phat ass, and squishy tits, but also happens to be a damn hoe with a bad attitude 😧Ayo this meaty wet clamp muscle should make you weep and throw down all your societal worth before me because you get to throw some coomie blarps into it. Squeezy fun times! | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 08/12/19 08:20 AM |
| 4 | I’m surprise the pier can hold herImagine the cornucopia of scents this blimpy bitch would assault you with if she ever got you home. There's that layer of CurrentFamousBitch_2019 perfume, but you get some hints of unwashed ass because her current washing stick needs to get upgraded to 'Madam XXL' for those hard to reach places that have their own humid atmosphere untouched by the surface world, along with a layer of yeast that has been building on every sweaty fold since she got her groove on in da klub a few hours ago. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 30/11/19 06:53 PM |
| 23 | Are we even surprised at this point?Pretty sure there are primordial dicks frozen in amber that we could extract her saliva from. | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 28/11/19 06:03 PM |
| 1 | "Looking for a relationship. You must be over 6'2" and bigger than 9 inches"... Lady, you have a cavernous problem and lack of available men that meat your impossible requirements is only a small hunk of it."I will never have a baby but I want to know how something roughly that sized feels jackhammering my kidneys" | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 27/11/19 12:54 PM |
| 2 | Tyrone strikes again! 27 year old bartender is pregnant, just so u know. Watch where you drink, this one may try to serve you something extra.Noglet coombucket brapqueen, holy shit these captchas are getting intense | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 25/11/19 03:46 PM |
| 3 | "I’ve Gotten Blown Off By Men So Much Lately That I’m Literally Questioning Everything"Lady, ballpark a lifetime total of how many gallons of cum from dudes you sorta know has slipped out of you while slinking out of bed to take a post-coital piss and check in with your girlfriends with some eggplant emojis. Get back to me with those figures when you can. Oh and also enjoy the slow death of a broken, unlovable soul slowly creeping around you. Can't wait to see your articles in 20 years, provided you're not found face-down by firefighters-investigating-the-smell in a rotting 1 bedr… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 22/11/19 11:56 AM |
| 1 | I'm going to pass my failed relationship on to you. Don't waste my time. "Are you man enough?"lol, you'd have to be a wings of redemption tier failure to look at this coomblarp of a golem and think 'ok' | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 15/11/19 12:02 PM |
| 34 | Right niw because im young i'm ganna ride alphamale cock. But later on in life ill want the safe guy. Once im used and abused and an alpha widow.Women like this cumtart basically think that their soul is pure and immune because they have a nebulous 'plan' in their heads. You think somewhere along the line after seeing dozens of dicks, men cooming in you, various words, interactions and emotions that you aren't a soul-destroyed being incapable of genuine bonding with someone because the vast amount of sexual encounters has diluted the purity of intimacy between two people for you? Life experience has its consequence. This woman has the sl… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 08/11/19 03:22 PM |
| 11 | Where have all the good men gone? These sassy, sophisticated, solvent women say they are struggling to find other halves that can measure upThe remainder of that friend group dancing in a circle to 'all the single ladies' with snooki-poofs on their heads and sex in the city as their idols is still dancing, but the cracks in their makeup are now turning to crumbles while the ghosts of the family they could have had are whispering in their ears. "Where are you mommy? It's dark here." | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 04/11/19 04:30 PM |
| 17 | It's their goto argument when the truth about women becomes uncomfortable.Pal whoah buddy, everything girls do is either 100% keepin it real bad bitch or 100% artistic professional virtue goddess and any criticism of either makes you a total sadman pussybitch who'll never fuck in their life. The wheels in their head aren't turning that there's a veritable coomer tsunami waiting in the wings, willing to say and do anything to support them if it gives them a 0.00001% shot at maybe getting their dick wet. It's literally just nature: men pursue women. The modern day bulls… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 20/10/19 07:05 PM |
| 2 | Looking for Hunk, offering poor life decisions.You know you can just screenshot your world of warcraft character if you like their appearance lady | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 08/10/19 07:19 PM |
| 9 | LOW MAINTENANCELooks like a mid-shit self-care selfie to me | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 02/09/19 11:13 AM |
| 36 | I am choosing to "revirginize" myself until marriage...Guys I met the most wonderful moon-faced brapetta yesterday. We talked for a lottle bit online then we met in person. Her brassy voice was like the trumpets of the angels. I loved that she could just eat, you know? Wasn't embarassed to ask me if she could nibble off my plate on the first date. God, I love a woman who can just be herself. She was a little out of breath when we took the stairs at the mall parking lot, but heh, guess I haven't been really a gym rat myself! I ended up picking her ki… | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 21/08/19 08:08 PM |
| 17 | Does this [35F] finally figure out how 'having promiscuous sex' leads to 'being pumped and dumped result' and to simply 'avoid doing that'? Nahh, let's just watch and laugh as she struggles with attachment anxiety for the less frequent Chad's year after year.Lady, you're 35, at this point your last dozen or so remaining eggs are meant for a late 40's pajeet who found your profile on linkedin | /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen | 20/08/19 02:09 AM |
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