There's a very funny episode of South park that does a take on this, can't remember the name but it's between a kindergartener and a new, hot woman teacher. I would recommend watching it but mainly the sketch where the boys brother reports it to the police I believe this is where most of the comments are coming from Edit: this is a link to that sketch, episode is called 'Miss teacher bangs a boy' https://youtu.be/-ZnDb7BuEus
