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20

Mrs. God.
/r/MGTOW15/06/18 06:23 PM
50

And then 20 years down the road she divorces him for not making something of himself.
/r/MGTOW14/06/18 11:04 PM
105

Maybe she's just really fat and he's looking out for her?
/r/PussyPassDenied14/06/18 10:48 PM
4

https://i.imgur.com/0Um873D.gifv
/r/MGTOW14/06/18 09:42 PM
1

The mods there are the gayest! They eat bags of dicks every day.
/r/MGTOW12/06/18 10:29 PM
9

If it Flies, Floats, or Fucks... Rent it.
/r/MGTOW12/06/18 07:55 PM
26

Costs less too!
/r/MGTOW12/06/18 05:22 PM
10

I work with women and as soon as I sit down to eat they have a list of shit they want me to do. On top of that they suddenly have the need to talk about nothing (even though we had the whole morning to talk about whatever). I pretty much ignore them and then eat like a pig to disgust them. It only kind of works.
/r/MGTOW05/06/18 10:11 PM
9

Michael Douglas?
/r/MGTOW04/06/18 05:35 PM
27

And the guys that made it are simp beta-orbiting cucks.
/r/MGTOW29/05/18 11:44 PM
1

It's only brave if you finish off your gf's bf.
/r/MGTOW29/05/18 11:37 PM
2

The Rationalization Hamster in these thots works harder than they ever have or ever will.
/r/MGTOW29/05/18 11:04 PM
3

My favorite is the French double ball kiss.
/r/MGTOW25/05/18 12:00 AM
35

"Braasch was described by one journalist as "a man whose training regime centered around a pack of cigarettes and more than a couple bottles of ice cold lager". The matches took place on court number 12 in Melbourne Park, after Braasch had finished a round of golf and two shandies." The guy is a legend!
/r/MGTOW24/05/18 10:50 PM
6

Is he this guy?
/r/MGTOW24/05/18 10:47 PM
9

Yeah, she has something you don't want. She wants you to take credit for it. Shouldn't have even answered.
/r/MGTOW24/05/18 10:15 PM
15

But... but... the girl I just met isn't... she's soooo cool! You would love her! /s if I needed it
/r/MGTOW24/05/18 09:57 PM
1

What about gains?
/r/MGTOW22/05/18 09:00 PM
3

Talking Automated Teller Machine Machine
/r/MGTOW22/05/18 08:43 PM
27

DOES NOT COMPUTE!
/r/MGTOW22/05/18 04:44 PM
1

But what about John Corzine? He went away for a long time. /s
/r/MGTOW21/05/18 09:45 PM
28

When you wake up (get woke) you can never go back to sleep. It was tough on me for years but you learn not to bring shit up that the mainstream doesn't like. Don't alienate yourself. Just know that for the first time you are questioning things in life (like everyone should) and are learning the truth. Ignorance is bliss but who wants that?
/r/MGTOW21/05/18 09:38 PM
9

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Z2RhnqwI0
/r/PussyPassDenied21/05/18 09:33 PM
2

I keep seeing this ad I for a vehicle... the little girl says her NEW dad got a NEW car but it's really hers. In real life do they call them new dads? Like, "I got a new car, pretty sweet... I'll be getting a new one in 5 years though".
/r/MGTOW21/05/18 09:17 PM
3

https://i.imgur.com/58ff1D6.gifv
/r/MGTOW21/05/18 09:00 PM
71

HOW CAN SHE SLAP!?!?!?
/r/PussyPassDenied21/05/18 08:45 PM
8

"like a child throwing a tantrum" Could not have put it better.
/r/MGTOW21/05/18 08:16 PM
23

Women hate being turned down... with a passion! I've had a girl freak out and start crying in a bar because I wouldn't fuck her. Like for some reason I was being a piece of shit asshole. Imagine if I did the same...
/r/MGTOW21/05/18 08:11 PM
8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9Miz943lJo
/r/MGTOW21/05/18 07:49 PM
4

DOHn't fall for it guys!
/r/MGTOW21/05/18 07:08 PM
1

100%. If you want to get crazy, inverse ETFs up to 3x. DXD 2x inverse Dow, SQQQ 3x inverse Nasdaq. I would suggest though that you hold cash until the crash and get in when they talk about starting QE (Quantitative Easing). When they talk about QE maybe jump into JNUG 3x Bull Junior Gold Miners because they will have to print dollars and Gold has been hit pretty hard due to the dollar strength and liquidity problems.
/r/MGTOW18/05/18 11:00 PM
3

Yeah but I bet it's amazing having no sex with her.
/r/MGTOW18/05/18 09:43 PM
6

No, it will go down because she will just torture anyone who doesn't "play ball".
/r/MGTOW17/05/18 11:12 PM
8

If she talks that much shit about you, she doesn't love you, she's using you until you piss her off enough.
/r/MGTOW17/05/18 10:31 PM
4

Now it's on Wednesday? How many times are we going to move the date?
/r/MGTOW17/05/18 08:01 PM
10

Same thing here... knew a Personal Trainer, great guy, and I mean great guy. Chick was smoking hot and was down while he was making money. Then the housing crash hit and he was losing money. She was gone so fast she would beat Usain Bolt. It was sad because he took it really hard and ended up moving. Haven't heard from him since.
/r/MGTOW17/05/18 04:25 PM
22

I made a joke to a guy about "game over" after his wedding and he got upset. She was waaaaaaay out of his league (he has some money) but he believes she loves him and his obese body.
/r/MGTOW16/05/18 08:10 PM
9

rekt
/r/MGTOW16/05/18 07:30 PM
2

Shit man... At 35 I'd still watch some WWF at a bar with you. I fucking LOVE being single!!!
/r/MGTOW15/05/18 11:22 PM
2

I just thought she was a raging alcoholic
/r/MGTOW15/05/18 10:43 PM
36

$20,000/year for 50 years is $1 Million
/r/MGTOW15/05/18 05:48 PM
3

https://vlipsy.com/vlip/click-fast-forward-letting-the-dog-out-Atlbs9bo
/r/MGTOW14/05/18 09:27 PM
1

At least he'll know right away and can maybe annul it.
/r/MGTOW14/05/18 09:13 PM
18

Like she needed to make her head any longer...
/r/MGTOW09/05/18 05:29 PM
12

TIL: Maddow has always been a man.
/r/MGTOW07/05/18 10:39 PM
9

I think she was "engineering" a good sounding major to sound smarter than she is.
/r/MGTOW07/05/18 10:07 PM
23

MUH SOGGY KNEES!!!
/r/MGTOW04/05/18 06:01 PM
46

She sure sounds like a pleasure to be around.
/r/MGTOW04/05/18 05:47 PM
9

*cough* George Soros *cough*
/r/MGTOW02/05/18 05:03 PM
12

Good bot
/r/MGTOW02/05/18 04:51 PM
3

Poland isn't allowing "refugees" which is nice.
/r/MGTOW01/05/18 10:55 PM
15

White Knights all over in the comments.
/r/PussyPassDenied30/04/18 10:22 PM
3

Most of them don't feel like they are whipped and will never admit it but anyone with an operable eye and brain can see their women control them.
/r/MGTOW30/04/18 05:50 PM
7

EVERY MONTH OF EVERY YEAR
/r/MGTOW27/04/18 03:48 PM
74

This is the most enjoyable thing I've seen in a while.
/r/PussyPassDenied25/04/18 10:11 PM
4

I choose... Business... Ethics...
/r/MGTOW25/04/18 09:32 PM
7

No, no, no they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they did, right? Huh? Huh?
/r/PussyPassDenied24/04/18 10:32 PM
9

Not me personally but a guy I know... Him and her GOT. IT. ON. WOOOEEEE!!!
/r/PussyPassDenied24/04/18 05:13 PM
16

The one with the scoop!
/r/MGTOW23/04/18 06:06 PM
3

If she left the house he might be able to keep it right? But yeah, lawyer up.
/r/MGTOW20/04/18 08:39 PM
10

Drinks Did you hear what that guy said? drinks Solid closing!
/r/PussyPassDenied20/04/18 06:07 PM
52

Put her in clothes and take off the makeup and no one would care about her.
/r/PussyPassDenied20/04/18 06:03 PM
3

Closed Captioning brought to you by: Veroxxotle, proud to be one of America's 8 companies.
/r/MGTOW20/04/18 05:50 PM
62

And by law she did nothing wrong. So fucked up.
/r/MGTOW18/04/18 08:53 PM
13

I used to give options with the menus. They usually just get a salad anyways so it's not worth it (any of it).
/r/MGTOW18/04/18 07:49 PM
48

I bet if you cut him soy would come out instead of blood.
/r/MGTOW17/04/18 03:51 PM
125

Or just say he raped her.
/r/PussyPassDenied16/04/18 07:35 PM
17

*Man-free
/r/MGTOW16/04/18 05:44 PM
1

I still know what you did last summer.
/r/PussyPassDenied16/04/18 04:54 PM
15

/r/PussyPassDenied would like this
/r/MGTOW13/04/18 07:57 PM
2

Premature teens? I'm 35 and I fucking love GTA
/r/MGTOW12/04/18 10:13 PM
11

Amazing how people are like "They are doing all of this themselves for safety" When did children in high school have millions of dollars to put on rallies? There's a lot that goes into this shit. Do they make the travel plans, set up permits, have a knowledge of setting up electronics? People are incredible dumb.
/r/MGTOW11/04/18 09:55 PM
2

More like she ate Easter.
/r/MGTOW10/04/18 08:42 PM
2

Imagine what that face will look like in 20 years!
/r/MGTOW10/04/18 06:13 PM
3

Roll Tide!
/r/MGTOW10/04/18 06:08 PM
6

Except there are too many simps out there White Knighting for this to EVER take place.
/r/MGTOW10/04/18 05:06 PM
13

If it flies, floats, or fucks... rent it.
/r/MGTOW09/04/18 05:34 PM
3

It's about the attention. Babies are another big one.
/r/MGTOW09/04/18 04:34 PM
15

That person is a disaster.
/r/PussyPassDenied09/04/18 03:49 PM
22

Predatory Female PDF
/r/MGTOW06/04/18 09:00 PM
1

This always reminds me of the woman that will yank the steering wheel while you are driving and arguing. No logical thought.
/r/MGTOW05/04/18 10:17 PM
2

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/981366752020967424/video/1 https://twitter.com/MarkDice/status/981420919573934082/video/1 A couple of her videos... anyone with 1% of a brain knew she was fucked up.
/r/MGTOW04/04/18 11:21 PM
7

♫BABY GOT FONT!♫
/r/PussyPassDenied04/04/18 11:06 PM
12

Stranded Whale Scroll a little
/r/MGTOW04/04/18 09:35 PM
38

^ This Keep a diary, include times, locations, witnesses, anything you can.
/r/MGTOW04/04/18 09:23 PM
3

Could someone do this to family? Like if girl gets pregnant and brother is helping raise it? Or even grandparents?
/r/MGTOW03/04/18 09:21 PM
34

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ― George Carlin
/r/MGTOW03/04/18 04:40 PM
1

Probably those gross plate sized nipples...
/r/MGTOW03/04/18 03:46 PM
1

Thank you! Also... Holy shit is that scary!
/r/MGTOW02/04/18 10:06 PM
9

Ugh! If women did the same job and were paid less for it then ONLY WOMEN would be working... Companies try to squeeze as much profit as they can for shareholders, the shareholders would vote to make sure NO MEN work for them.
/r/MGTOW02/04/18 08:54 PM
4

You too!? I had to do some shady things I'm not proud of to get the original money to him but it'll all be worth it soon.
/r/MGTOW02/04/18 08:01 PM
1

Anyone have a link for it? Looks like it has been removed.
/r/MGTOW02/04/18 05:47 PM
9

You never know if they're a learner, an earner, or a burner.
/r/MGTOW02/04/18 05:05 PM
133

I hope they're both white and it comes out black, maybe that'll wake him up.
/r/MGTOW02/04/18 04:32 PM
7

I'm sure she has an airtight prenup.
/r/MGTOW30/03/18 10:57 PM
16

Don't forget about rent...
/r/MGTOW30/03/18 10:51 PM
4

I can't tell if it is satire... *8. ALL OF HIS MONEY GOES TOWARDS FUN STUFF. That's right, honey, you don't get any of it.
/r/MGTOW30/03/18 10:31 PM
12

I hope he gets ass-less chaps for the doll.
/r/MGTOW30/03/18 10:26 PM
9

His mom fed him a diet of straight soy from birth.
/r/MGTOW30/03/18 10:24 PM
16

HOW CAN SHE SLAP!?!?
/r/MGTOW30/03/18 10:23 PM
14

On the SJW front she is considering being genderqueer and now has short nasty looking rainbow hair. Holy shit he dodged a bullet.
/r/MGTOW30/03/18 10:20 PM
5

Download of it if it doesn't work just google predatory female download, it's free.
/r/MGTOW30/03/18 04:24 PM
28

I've been reading "The Predator Female" lately and I can see it everywhere... It's like I've put on the sunglasses in "They Live". Pretty interesting stuff.
/r/MGTOW29/03/18 10:20 PM
12

MUH SOGGY KNEES!!!
/r/MGTOW28/03/18 04:46 PM
1

They're getting scared.
/r/MGTOW26/03/18 09:02 PM
26

He is not MGTOW if he is married. He is not MGTOW if he is married. He is not MGTOW if he is married.
/r/MGTOW26/03/18 08:00 PM
86

Her husband is a cuck, she was competing with the girls for the Alpha male in the classroom. She's fucked in the head in more ways than one.
/r/MGTOW26/03/18 05:57 PM
68

But... Women hate other women.
/r/MGTOW23/03/18 08:30 PM
150

Men age like wine, women age like milk.
/r/MGTOW23/03/18 04:48 PM
6

I was in denial in College... I basically lived with this girl, cuddled, made out, but no sex. I was paying for almost everything and then I found an almost empty box (economy box) of condoms under her bed when she went to the bathroom. I still couldn't leave her. Luckily I ended up moving across the country, changed me and what I stood for, and eventually found this sub. Don't let people tell you you are weird for not falling for the traps, because they will.
/r/MGTOW21/03/18 09:26 PM
1

I'd rather put that in FNGD. The valuations are extremely high. https://i.imgur.com/WTEnVvP.jpg Not to mention 3 M Libor-OIS blowing out.
/r/MGTOW21/03/18 05:55 PM
1

They buy frozen food and boxed snacks... they barely have to move to get those prepared.
/r/MGTOW21/03/18 05:19 PM
9

Can't get out the backdoor if everyone else is too.
/r/MGTOW20/03/18 04:56 PM
16

She needs to come back with that sign at like 2am.
/r/MGTOW19/03/18 06:21 PM
6

Some use Sharpies... or is that fad already done?
/r/MGTOW19/03/18 05:45 PM
2

The cretins cloning and feeding, and I don't even own a tv
/r/MGTOW16/03/18 10:32 PM
1

I used to know a guy that would break up with his gf around holidays and birthdays so he wouldn't have to get her a gift... dumb bitch took him back every time.
/r/MGTOW16/03/18 09:29 PM
8

Really, you need to go together.... I have a friend that was with this chick and he dumped her. After the breakup she said she was pregnant (she already has 3 kids with idk how many guys) and said she went to the doctor and he needs to split it with her... she wouldn't tell him the doctor or show him any paperwork or receipts. I told him to block everything about her and forget her like she never existed. I don't think he's heard anything for a few months now.
/r/MGTOW16/03/18 05:14 PM
2

How does the law work here... is she liable?
/r/MGTOW16/03/18 04:39 PM
11

I know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
/r/MGTOW15/03/18 11:41 PM
35

Because she was wet and had many people in her?
/r/MGTOW15/03/18 10:36 PM
6

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Z2RhnqwI0
/r/PussyPassDenied13/03/18 05:28 PM
36

She took that hit like a champ though!
/r/PussyPassDenied12/03/18 04:46 PM
1

Hey now... CNN interviews those type of people.
/r/MGTOW07/03/18 07:54 PM
7

They've only raised 19 pounds in 2 days... and that 19 was from "Huddle Utilities Ltd"
/r/MGTOW07/03/18 07:43 PM
5

Nikki fucking Cox...
/r/MGTOW07/03/18 04:23 PM
6

...with children. That's not a good recipe for success.
/r/MGTOW05/03/18 05:02 PM
1

Make sure you aren't drinking the ionized ph water... it just separates H20 into H, H, and O to make it more ph... only get a natural ph of high calcium and magnesium. Your body thinks it's getting Ca & Mg with high ph but unless it's because of actual Ca & Mg then you are actually lacking in both. https://www.aqualiv.com/alkaline-water-exposed/
/r/MGTOW28/02/18 10:57 PM
2

WHOA! You should be taking 400-600IU of Vitamin D... too much is bad for you! "Taken in appropriate doses, vitamin D is generally considered safe. However, taking too much vitamin D can be harmful. Children age 9 years and older, adults, and pregnant and breast-feeding women who take more than 4,000 IU a day of vitamin D might experience: Nausea Vomiting Poor appetite Constipation Weakness Weight loss Confusion Disorientation Heart rhythm problems Kidney damage
/r/MGTOW28/02/18 07:11 PM
1

I got banned from /r/dankmemes because I subscribed to /r/instant_karma... then they harassed me for a couple days.
/r/MGTOW27/02/18 11:31 PM
9

She looks like she is ready to cry at any moment... she is sooooo sad but yet still can't get over herself.
/r/MGTOW27/02/18 11:20 PM
2

I like how her hand is on his leg. "This is MY human."
/r/MGTOW27/02/18 09:15 PM
5

╰⋃╯ლ(´ڡ`ლ)
/r/MGTOW23/02/18 08:29 PM
20

WHAT DID YOU SAY? YOU NEED TO TALK LOUDER SO THAT EVERYONE IN A 5 MILE RADIUS CAN HEAR YOU!
/r/MGTOW23/02/18 08:19 PM
28

Texting: "I GOT IT!!! GET THE TURKEY BASTER READY!"
/r/MGTOW23/02/18 08:10 PM
11

Maybe a little cheesy or like an old chew spitter that's been out in the sun (don't ask).
/r/MGTOW21/02/18 09:40 PM
12

Woke af!
/r/MGTOW16/02/18 10:48 PM
4

It's ok, they'll get tortured in prison.
/r/PussyPassDenied16/02/18 06:25 PM
23

BINGO! OP, listen to this carefully... She doesn't exist, she never did. Don't even think twice about not answering anything sent to you.
/r/MGTOW15/02/18 11:46 PM
2

Of course, friend.
/r/MGTOW14/02/18 06:30 PM
12

If it Flies, Floats, or Fucks... rent it.
/r/MGTOW14/02/18 06:03 PM
58

You can see how much she wants needs some dick in her life by looking in her eyes.
/r/MGTOW14/02/18 05:25 PM
15

AAAAS YOOOOUUUU WIIIISH!!!
/r/PussyPassDenied06/02/18 05:11 PM
25

STAY STRONG!!!
/r/MGTOW29/01/18 11:58 PM
51

aka mental health issues that are not being taken care of properly.
/r/PussyPassDenied29/01/18 09:20 PM
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