DickVonPounDatSnatch Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
1	Are you strong enough for this "woman"? Do you have what it takes? Considering I can't bench press a tractor, no I am not strahng enough for this woman.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	27/05/21 12:29 AM
6	Mom of 1 ☑ now I'm looking for 'the One' ☑ too old for games ☑ too old for players ☑ want someone who puts in effort this time 🙄 ☑ Her face is so plastic it's considered a recyclable.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	27/05/21 12:23 AM
1	Women "congratulating" their sisters for committing to themselves. Surely has nothing to do with men avoiding single mothers like the plague. Cope. You should change the title of this to: FDS Admits Failure By Telling Women to Marry Themselves	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	06/01/21 12:32 AM
2	Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of my own actions. I'm going to start nicknaming these women "Mews". Why? Because Mew is the origin of all Pokemon and contains the DNA for all 150 original Pokemon inside of it. Just. Like. Her.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	06/01/21 12:15 AM
3	Projection at its finest: 'A botched up slutty Barbie' demands men over 28 to 'grow up and settle down.' Be warned, gents - having your 'shit together' is a requirement Dude this photo legit scared me. She's wearing so much make up it triggered an uncanny valley reaction in me.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	06/01/21 12:12 AM
2	Projection at its finest: 'A botched up slutty Barbie' demands men over 28 to 'grow up and settle down.' Be warned, gents - having your 'shit together' is a requirement Did this photo legit scare the fuck out of anyone else? This is the worst filter face I've ever fucking seen. I thought she was wearing some kind of mask of a person's face....Holt shit Barbie, never Photoshop again.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	06/01/21 12:10 AM
5	"Sexy, active, middle aged woman" complains to the newspaper advice column Dear Still Fun: You won't listen, but your answer is very simple. LOWER. YOUR. STANDARDS. Dear Abby: I hope you take your own advice and ride the cc until it literally breaks.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	06/01/21 12:06 AM
6	The “genuine” guys that want to be last in line, after her dogs, will hit it off with this single mum of 48. Can you also make her laugh? My dogs come before you. Where are all the "normal genuine" guys?! :'(	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	05/01/21 11:58 PM
2	If you don't respect onlyfans whores, don't waste your time with this post wall tattoed thot. For some reason she can't seem to get any quality matches though. Ahahahahah, her brother in law roasts her tinder matches because he knows her taste is garbage.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	01/01/21 04:21 AM
1	They always make themselves so inviting don't they? Be le barber Shave off your hair because fuck the patriarchy Guys don't swipe right on bald women Has to post pic of self with full head of hair to mislead men into swiping right on her Fucking. Priceless.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	01/01/21 04:17 AM
1	21 year old single mother with at least 2 kids needs a fun break from being a mommy! Will you take her clubbing and raving? Another fine lady on Bumble has turned on the signal in the sky for Captain Save-A-Hoe. Won't someone save her?!!!	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	01/01/21 04:12 AM
2	Incredibly entitled... Oh boy what a catch, that's what I want with my date. A recreation of Sandra Bullock's 28 Days.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	01/01/21 04:10 AM
1	Jiffy Lube Girl wants you, who is already in another relationship, to subscribe to her OnlyFans because she has money problems. Wow her wallet is so sad and pathetic she has to reach into another woman's pocketbook to try to steal some cash. What a fucking drench heap.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	29/12/20 06:26 PM
3	"My true type is so god awfully unrealistic to find" and "my plan has been to stay single UNTIL I have only a small remnant of my youth left." And then what? She expect some hvm to want her without her youth? (Btw she's 27) Thank you for the award!	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	29/12/20 06:22 PM
30	"My true type is so god awfully unrealistic to find" and "my plan has been to stay single UNTIL I have only a small remnant of my youth left." And then what? She expect some hvm to want her without her youth? (Btw she's 27) On top of that she clearly doesn't care about her kids or family because she goes to Titanic heaven when she dies. "Fuck those bitch ass kids, I'm getting Leo dick again."	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	29/12/20 06:21 PM
51	"My true type is so god awfully unrealistic to find" and "my plan has been to stay single UNTIL I have only a small remnant of my youth left." And then what? She expect some hvm to want her without her youth? (Btw she's 27) Turns out Titanic is actually a very based story and James Cameron fucking nailed it. Hoe does hoe things and then in a documentary tells her family she never loved their father who committed suicide. Classic love story. 10/10 would watch again.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	29/12/20 04:46 PM
9	Almost 37 CC rider is now worried about her future I like to imagine that as she typed this post with her glass of box wine, a slight sense of realization set in that she's wasted her life and as such gets a bigger glass of box wine.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	29/12/20 04:42 PM
65	"My true type is so god awfully unrealistic to find" and "my plan has been to stay single UNTIL I have only a small remnant of my youth left." And then what? She expect some hvm to want her without her youth? (Btw she's 27) Your life goal is to tell a story about you getting boned a la "Titanic" style. But hey priorities, am I right?!	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	29/12/20 04:29 PM
193	Female comment section about them chasing deadbeats. "The more worthless they are in life the better d*ck they got" but also "Im attracted to men with money". (AF & BB) And they wonder why arranged marriages were a thing for so long....	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	29/12/20 04:22 PM
5	Single"NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE" Mother I can't do any better than Me Love You No Time.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	26/12/20 07:26 PM
3	Single mom with high SMV and extremely low RMV/MMV demands not only you pay for the date but for the baby sitter for her “mistake”. This bio will most definitely attract that HV Male that you seek so badly /s I really do have more respect for women who just say they're fucking cheap and gold diggers than ones who try to use "old school". If you're going to grift, then grift. Don't try to rationalize it or justify it though.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	26/12/20 07:24 PM
1	The genuinely nice people of r/niceguys are mocking a man merely asking how to date Japanese women. No calling women bitches or sluts. No complaining that women reject him for jerks. No self-entitlement to sex. I mean to be fair, if someone can EASILY tell you're an American, you should have no trouble finding a "single female". Hell they'll even approach you, honestly. But it is a legitimate question because I'd be extremely cautious about dating in other countries as a tourist. There's a lot of women who will prey on them.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	26/12/20 07:22 PM
3	Never thought had have something to add... but finally and unfortunately I stumbled across this train wreck. Sorry if it’s the wrong flair Anyone else read this in the annoying fast talking girl voice? It's incredible how her dialect seeped into her typing. It's like she snorted a line of a cocaine while taking an IV of red bull. Which is also how I imagine these twins were conceived.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	26/12/20 07:17 PM
12	Single mom of 3 looking for a walking ATM 🏧 She looks like a McRib.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	26/12/20 07:14 PM
2	Any cowboys available for this great catch, on paper, 50 yo who keeps meeting players? She has been single 12 years. On and Off that is. "I'm 50 and looking for a cowboy with no kids! Why am I single?!", Well lady your choices are 20 year olds or divorcees with bad sperm. I fucking wonder why you're still single.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	26/12/20 07:12 PM
17	What a Catch, I'm really missing out "I have a bunch of mental illnesses", so you'll either be doped up on anti-psychotics or a complete nutjob. In what world would anyone swipe right on this?	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	26/12/20 07:08 PM
8	Man is devastated after seeing videos of his fiancée having enthusiastic kinky sex with her ex that she won't do with him. Women shame him for feeling bad and suggest she was forced and didn't enjoy it. They then reminisce about the past kinky sex they totally didn't enjoy. I feel like the problem with this post in general is it's the guy focusing on himself and his reaction to the act itself and less than the woman's reactions. I wish he went into more detail about her initial reaction when he told her about this. All we know is that he had to convince her to file a report for revenge porn, which she clearly did a double take but said "fuck it" and did it anyway because she likes that military money. I don't know, posts like these really make A+ material hard to e…	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	26/12/20 07:04 PM
2	What will they invent next? If you want to meet this 44yo you need to provide an essay on how you aren’t wasting her time. I'll write her a 500 word essay. It just says "Hoes Mad" 250 times.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	24/12/20 12:48 AM
1	33F single mother looking for a goodman to trear her like a queen It certainly ain't about sex with a five chin like that...	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	24/12/20 12:45 AM
1	Self-summary…or list of demands? (resubmitted) I'm more curious how this mind reader of a gal is able to know if my profile pic is 6 months old. Is she going to ask and pretend that's a completely normal and sane thing to do?	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	24/12/20 12:42 AM
133	Apparently, Women Aren’t Getting Married Anymore Because Of A Surplus Of Broke Men Written by an unmarried woman who's big mad 6 figure Chad doesn't swipe right on Tinder for her.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	24/12/20 12:39 AM
7	Ah yes, 6 feet rule The only time she'll see 6ft is when they're measuring her waistband.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	24/12/20 12:37 AM
2	The Lion, the Witch, and the Audacity of this Bitch. I feel like the imaginary points in Who's Line Is It Anyway are worth more than the prize for this awful gameshow...	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	24/12/20 12:31 AM
7	Got trauma from being on the CC and being pumped and dumped by Chads. The inevitable result for leftover women after sleeping around with guys out of their league. They want your body and you’re an easy lay. Cha-ching.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	24/12/20 12:20 AM
3	39F divorcee wonders why she isn't being pursued hard the way she used to be pursued 10+ years ago...... 🤔 Okay, let me know if that's good.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	24/12/20 12:17 AM
1	When you don't realize your days of being a catch are in the rear view mirror Grandma is just being nice.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/12/20 06:49 PM
1	33 year old delusional thot lost count of all the "time wasters" and states "if you are BALD, POOR, SHORT or UNFIT, well F*CK OFF!" Thank you, I'm quite proud of this one.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/12/20 06:44 PM
3	Sheesh five kids Alright boiz, it's time for everyone's favorite gameshow: HOW MANY BABY DADDY'S!" The only episode where we wager useless reddit badges on guessing how many baby daddys a thots useless crotch goblin's have!	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/12/20 06:38 PM
7	Got trauma from being on the CC and being pumped and dumped by Chads. The inevitable result for leftover women after sleeping around with guys out of their league. They want your body and you’re an easy lay. Guys, while getting dick down so hard you need therapy is an impeccable feat in and of itself, can we take some time to appreciate how her therapist has to sit there the whole time listening to her complaining about how she gets pumped and dumped without bursting laughter? Man that takes some serious talent...	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/12/20 06:34 PM
4	All her history is with younger guys. At 37 she will not sleep with you even after the third date. WAATGM who are younger than her? Alright Trebek, I'll take single by 52 for 500.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/12/20 06:29 PM
23	"I have a little girl and she is my whole world. She's number one. Shoot your shot and you might be number two". Aka Don't swipe right unless you want to take care of another man's kids. Another proud member of the "I'll tell you my height if you tell me your weight club"	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/12/20 06:28 PM
20	33 year old delusional thot lost count of all the "time wasters" and states "if you are BALD, POOR, SHORT or UNFIT, well F*CK OFF!" The only thing that goes on forever is the National Geographic documentary they make when they discover that cro-magnon skull of hers in the year 3024. "We believe this skull to belong to Homo-Thotness, a female humanoid species that usually failed to breed due to high mating standards which would cause their skulls to warp to the eldritchian shape you see before you. Truly fascinating."	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/12/20 06:20 PM
10	39F divorcee wonders why she isn't being pursued hard the way she used to be pursued 10+ years ago...... 🤔 This is one of the tamer posts I've seen on here, so I'll be tame. This woman needs to chill the f out. You met once for like 2 hours tops. Chad ain't gonna come to your beck and call.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/12/20 06:15 PM
1	All these demands and not a single word about what she has to offer. It's no wonder men keep ghosting her. It's funny how quickly these demands vanish when the dude is attractive and she suddenly decides these don't matter	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	10/08/20 08:38 PM
9	"Be the father-figure of my kids and we can do anal." Imagine being so fucking desperate to find a new father you take a page out of a cat's book and display your ass hole to potential mating partners.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	10/08/20 08:30 PM
2	Single mom wants you to "Be cute or have a good body". Meanwhile her dating profile looks like this. She's 4'11 and that "baby" is actually her sub, he's 24 and she's just into midgets.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	10/08/20 08:26 PM
3	Ok boys. Line up, take a number and make your best case as to why you deserve this amazing woman. "If you ask for nudes" LOL That's some really bold assumptions.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	04/08/20 03:08 PM
1	Unforgettable Can I return her to Walmart as a damaged package?	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	03/08/20 05:32 PM
33	Women: you need to be at least 6' to ride! Also women: As a short guy myself, can confirm.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	21/08/19 02:04 PM