What could she possibly have misread it as? I think, given the large multi-tit tattoo (tittoo, if you will), that she's just an idiot. You have to be able to read in order to misread.
More like just lying about her age. "You know, the DMV must be really slipping. You're the second girl I've gone out with who had the wrong birthday on her license."
Bill Burr did a great piece on this "...bending at the waist, putting DVDs into DVD players..." "Any job you do in your pajamas isn't a difficult job." /r/billburr
I copied her profile text into google translate and it crashed hard. If I reload, I just get a page telling me that I need to leave or it's going to call the cops.
I had to google PSW. Psychiatric Social Worker? I assumed it was Professional Sex Worker, especially since she used an acronym instead of spelling it out.
I'd do a pump and dump, but only behind Applebee's near the dumpster while her hands grab the empty keg. Sounds like something she'd want a picture of to use for the engagement notices. "Finally Found My Prince!!"
Education: Masters Degree "i dont got time the bs games" "if u want to get to kno me..." "jus be real wit me period" "if thats only wat u want..." I don't know what she got a Master's Degree in, but it sure as fuck isn't English.
