DoNotTouchMyBongos Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
63	Textbook. The child certainly doesn’t eat first.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	05/08/21 06:32 AM
2	Victoria's Secret is introducing curvy mannequins. Will phase out their healthy "Angel" store displays. When the fuck will this crazy train end? How low will society plummet to destroy itself in the name of gynocentrism? There has to be an end in sight to all this blubber and bullshit—jeez Louise. As a man, I’m tired and jaded with the times in which I exist to endure the different forms of this nonsense.	/r/MGTOW	20/07/21 10:44 PM
7	Hmm… I wonder what the real problem could be? “From the streets did she emerge, and to the streets she will return. And so I say unto you, ‘She is for the streets.’ So be not weary when she must return from whence she came.” -The Gospel According to Future, Chapter 1	/r/MGTOW	20/07/21 08:32 PM
3	Isn’t makeup sort of dishonest? It seems like over 75% of women are completely dependent on makeup to look attractive. Dishonesty is one of their strongest policies.	/r/MGTOW	19/07/21 04:28 AM
1	Wanna a good laugh? These 2 posts are from the same user. Ugly is as ugly does. Can’t say nature doesn’t have a sense of humor, though.	/r/MGTOW	08/07/21 12:16 PM
1	Dating seems difficult. Show me the CuntFax or kick rocks.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	05/07/21 09:47 AM
1	Comments on the original post are saying she's just "jealous of not getting Eiffel Towered" Every now and then, one of their own will spill the truth about the sisterhood, and the results are what you already knew but hadn’t heard from the horse’s mouth when put so bluntly. And you just hope the simps/uninformed ones take note for their own sake in those moments. Believe women when they say something they shouldn’t about who they are in public/private. Women are in rare form when they choose to be so direct with guys listening, so you should always pay attention to the opportunity to l…	/r/MGTOW	25/06/21 04:05 AM
6	I made a small gallery of female degeneracy from casually swiping through hinge personals. This is only a small fraction. Did anyone catch that last pic of OP’s Match pick of the day? “Today’s picks are ready for you.” That blubbery B&W headshot had me hollering out of my office chair! This MGTOW subreddit has a consistent sense of humor with every post—I don’t care what anyone says! 😹😹🤣	/r/MGTOW	23/06/21 08:19 PM
5	Lol new jersey... Jersey girls put obnoxious ignorance on the map. This state is New York’s lesser-known sister, so it makes sense that the problems run in the family from there to here, so to speak. Think of if Twitter were brought to life. Femininity doesn’t exist here, only ratchet-ass behavior, feminist wokeness, infidelity, bisexuality, Karenness, promiscuity, IG-vapidness, and some hillbilly tradcon fakes further down south. What all the NJ female types have in common is abrasive uncooperativeness toward th…	/r/MGTOW	23/06/21 06:08 PM
7	Saw my ex driving Block her for good, OP. Negative people in general and exes in particular deserve to be ghosted, and no longer characters in your life.	/r/MGTOW	21/06/21 04:33 PM
62	A VERY HAPPY FATHER'S DAY MGTOW-minded or not, my dad is my biggest hero. Every day he teaches me how to be a better man. His story is one of rags to riches, overcoming life’s shit tests, responsibility no matter what, and is inspirational to the core. I’m forever grateful that the universe had me be raised under such a stellar exemplar of unyielding morals, realness, warmth, and unbelievable work ethic in a man. We may occasionally have our disagreements (who doesn’t?), but my dad and I also have our countless agreement…	/r/MGTOW	20/06/21 06:36 AM
2	A great way to relax on Friday evening. A day in the life, my man… self-sufficiency + simple pleasures + simple life = peace on Earth.	/r/MGTOW	19/06/21 08:14 AM
26	Monk Mode summarized: Lone wolf by default. Observant by default. Tranquil by default. Monk mode by carefully decided choice of lifestyle. Peace is what rejuvenates my heart and soul. Why disturb peace on purpose?	/r/MGTOW	18/06/21 02:38 AM
5	Everything is about appearances with them. Guys need to ask themselves if they would put up with 99% of women's bullshit were it coming from some random dude. Imagine all her female qualities wrapped up in one dude, some entitled, arrogant, fake, mean, clown-faced, nasty, good-for-nothing, off-the-street dude who couldn't do a thing for you or the next man, but expects the world from everyone for merely breathing air. The answer would be a resounding no from you and society both. Therefore, it should be doubly so for a modern-day woman w…	/r/MGTOW	14/06/21 10:50 PM
2	You might have already seen this before, but this is what Clown World is up to. Daenerys Targaryen, Mother of Dragons, say it ain’t so! Admittedly, I used to crush on Emilia Clarke hard back when GoT was good. She still looks good and delicious. But alas, AWALT, and she’s seemingly no exception to the rule, so I can’t be surprised when these proverbial kids among us continue to say/do the darndest things on center stage.😩😂	/r/MGTOW	12/06/21 08:37 PM
1	Wow, I am amazed with the level of delusion she is living in. 🙏🙌💪	/r/MGTOW	12/06/21 02:21 PM
3	Wow, I am amazed with the level of delusion she is living in. Yes, I do see it picking up in other communities like I mentioned, just not nearly at the same level of crisis as in the black community. At this point, it's just a matter of the rate of female indoctrination/male disempowerment in this push of the gynocentric narrative. It's not in any one group's control unless the unlikely scenario in which all men across the board banded together to take this thing back by force unfolded. But most people can't see themselves going against the grain like that…	/r/MGTOW	12/06/21 12:52 PM
26	Wow, I am amazed with the level of delusion she is living in. …And when you are raised by a tyrannical, shameless single mother who systemically has her hand in keeping the black father out of the household. When a community is at the mercy of a matriarchy, you get self-destruction every time. Every time. The man is naturally supposed to run and check things, including the woman and children following him. But the government instead undercuts male order and leadership in this case to keep this community genocide going. Read the Moynihan Report on this sing…	/r/MGTOW	12/06/21 10:21 AM
8	The Daily Reminder of Chad That’s true.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	05/06/21 02:06 AM
46	The Daily Reminder of Chad The time, pain, and money that go into getting a tattoo done... and you couldn’t even get someone to proofread or talk you out of that cringe, ma’am? Golly.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	05/06/21 01:37 AM
3	Meme dump Have you ever read something so absurdly retarded that you experience lingering irritation inside from the fact that the Twitter authors responsible are somewhere out there existing?	/r/MGTOW	04/06/21 10:28 PM
14	I am on fire today boys... Take back your power. Folks who can’t find it within themselves to respect you will have to respect your gangster through the ruinous effects of men turning their backs on a society that spits in their faces. You can’t continue to fuck over the very people who slaved away and built the world as we know it and not expect that there’ll be hell to pay for the provocation. Consequences!	/r/MGTOW	04/06/21 07:39 PM
9	UPDATE: 35 year old single mom and her regrets. Pumped and Dumped by the guy she friend zoned for 20 years. Now she is heartbroken and regretting her life decisions. (Video) I’d be too worried about someone like this making a false rape accusation out of spite to ever want to hit it and quit it out of last-laugh lust. Used-up, post-wall women are notoriously spiteful. Ruining a guy’s life who gives them a modest taste of their own medicine is something I wouldn’t put past them today. Protect yourselves, guys, not just from venereal diseases, but from the crazies.	/r/MGTOW	04/06/21 05:35 PM
11	Yep. Yes, the man is the prize, but if the market is undesirable for reasons outside his control, there’s nothing he can really do but hold out against selecting from shoddy prospects. Unless we’re talking about top 20% high-value men of course; they get a better pick of the litter even though female nature’s liability to the guy knows no class lines. But regarding most men within the standard bell curve, when men don’t get what they want, men will either settle and marry women who have the nerve and…	/r/MGTOW	04/06/21 05:24 PM
119	Nothing wrong with this picture. "If a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house." -Dave Chappelle	/r/MGTOW	04/06/21 03:11 AM
3	Newly celibate businesswoman seeks walking checkbook to provide for Chad's offspring If she were the pious Christian lady she claims to be, she would never include in her sales pitch to being super busy and being a vague businesswoman. That doesn’t help her chances with potential suitors. But seriously, off the bat, this bio tells guys looking at her profile not to bother: that she’ll have no time for or devotion to them as men of the household/volunteer stepdaddies, never mind any intention of submitting herself as a woman to the guy’s authority as a masculine man. This woman b…	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	03/06/21 06:23 AM
7	Why do people make fun of male virgins Because society has absolutely zero compassion for men. The public would rather make fun of virgin men’s assumed inability to successfully court female peers than attempt to understand where these guys are coming from and what their so-called hang-ups are if any. To be more on the nose about the matter, society doesn’t even regard virgin men as men when trying to be disrespectful to them—the terms “boy,” “creep,” or “incel” (involuntarily celibate) are uttered instead for stronger bullying effec…	/r/MGTOW	02/06/21 03:34 AM
18	I simply couldn't stop laughing. She's so rich, yet so oppressed. GYOW gents. Didn’t this bitch intentionally set up her male bodyguard to be sexually assaulted (groped) by a hired prostitute because she thought it’d make a funny prank? Look it up. I believe this occurred circa 2018 in Las Vegas, Nevada, way before she came out as having a drug addiction or being “non-binary”. The bodyguard, Max, was not comfortable with the surprise groping at the hands of a random hooker and quit the position of bodyguard shortly after. Demi dubbed it the “funkiest prank” she’s ever don…	/r/MGTOW	01/06/21 08:59 PM
2	Gotta take off the love goggles. Wow smh. The world needs a whole doggone reset. Masculinity needs to make a comeback and bring order to all this entropy. Until then, real men who still have a backbone will continue disengaging from this nonsense, contenting themselves with the knowledge that a bachelor lifestyle is infinitely preferable to a committed catastrophe.	/r/MGTOW	31/05/21 08:19 AM
5	Not looking for ONS or FWB but here's a Thirst Trap profile pic! BTW I'm 42 with 2 kids! Christian?!?!	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	31/05/21 05:37 AM
6	Life begins when there is no b*llshit around. Minimalism is definitely contagious as a philosophy—and I’ve learned there’s no going back once you experience the clarity of mind that comes with living “less is more,” not just intellectualizing it. It elicits gratitude for the things you have in life along with a healthy detachment from it all; you recognize your potential for lust for material things, including people and personal vices. I started out with aesthetic minimalism in regard to tidying up my bedroom. Now, I’m at a point where I’d…	/r/MGTOW	31/05/21 12:22 AM
3	Threats of violence for refusing to get married. 😂😂👏🤝 Brilliant.	/r/MGTOW	30/05/21 10:23 PM
16	The two legged ATM must know his place Like bad bad lol. It’s crazy.	/r/MGTOW	30/05/21 01:37 AM
5	Honk Honk. THE RIDE NEVER ENDS. Some say we are in the last days. I believe it, man.	/r/MGTOW	28/05/21 02:59 AM
2	I’m literally so surprised how many men do so much for women. That was insightful, man. Great post.	/r/MGTOW	28/05/21 01:38 AM
1	the movement starts to eat itself Ahhh, my head! Make this postmodern feminist bullshit stop! It’s tearing society apart and will surely implode in our lifetime! 😩😩😂😂	/r/MGTOW	27/05/21 12:41 AM
14	Here wo go again.... same facebook group Dude, I was eating... 🤢🤮	/r/MGTOW	27/05/21 12:37 AM
2	Another single mom looking for something serious. Literally, why not want something serious before having Chad's kids? A typical single mother anywhere cannot ask for a man of higher value than the baby daddy whom she laid with to produce an out-of-wedlock kid. Women’s inability to control their dual-mating strategy in their most fertile years doesn’t give them bargaining chips later on when they’re “ready for a serious man (sucker),” only a scarlet letter for coming with baggage and nonsense. A serious man of purpose would sooner go without female contact than pick up this leftover pile of nope—because low-tier…	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	26/05/21 10:53 PM
3	What do you do to get through shitty says? I’m sorry for your loss, man. Certain events in life have no quick and easy remedies. Time just has to do its thing. I’d suggest walking out in nature if you’re an outdoorsy type. Sit near a body of water like a lake or stream and allow your mind to wander until there’s nothing left but to focus on what’s going on around you. This is the easiest kind of meditation to do because it doesn’t feel like it at all. Something about being in nature feels like a return to source, a cleansing of the spiri…	/r/MGTOW	24/05/21 10:56 PM
17	Don't finish last. Start going your own way. Tell the truth and shame the Devil.	/r/MGTOW	22/05/21 05:13 PM
39	Imagine being in a relationship right now, your whole day would be stuck trying to please a woman and maybe get sex. I, for one, love being a single man—who’s in his early twenties, who’s working toward establishing himself professionally, who’s been soaking up knowledge from books/videos/entertainment/the MGTOW subreddit/sexual transmutation philosophy aka semen retention/monk-mode chronicled lifestyles for years, who’s currently living with his parents, but is otherwise beholden to nobody, who’s visualizing and taking steps toward minimalist living and creating wealth that generates itself, who gets up every…	/r/MGTOW	22/05/21 06:28 AM
2	I'm so tired man. Amen.	/r/MGTOW	19/05/21 03:19 AM
7	ITS OVER Surveillance cameras in the practice room. Functional and on. Now. Straight up. Always protect yourself as a man, because women (and their mothers) play dirty from before adolescence. Yes, they’re master manipulators and liars, the whole lot of them smh. We don’t take unnecessary risks with our lives/reputations as men. The bottomlessness of the bullshit women pull on men every day for virtually zero reason is one thing you don’t want to fret (pun intended because I had to) during your work. Sta…	/r/MGTOW	18/05/21 02:38 AM
16	Suing my employer (pt. 1) Godspeed, brother. Give them hell.	/r/MGTOW	18/05/21 02:30 AM
3	Sister... Dude, for the love of God, please tell your mom no and your sister to kick rocks. Matter of fact, ghost them cold turkey and indefinitely for your own well-being. Evidenced by your post, you are susceptible to being used and abused by them—manipulation is a female’s area of expertise. The toxic family dynamic at play here must be recognized by you if you’re to proceed wisely on your own behalf. We don’t get to pick our family, but once we survive that nest and are adults, we get to pick our inde…	/r/MGTOW	17/05/21 12:49 PM
6	Modern Woman in 2021, (Stolen from r/starterpacks) Knowledge is power. Know the signs and avoid this type like the plague with all your might. Avoid liberal arts colleges. Avoid Starbucks. Avoid Barnes & Noble and fringe mom-and-pop bookstores unfortunately. These contradictory bitches will give you migraines before you get anywhere close to imparting to them one iota of corrective sense—assuming that’s possible or that you’d even find yourself occupying the same spaces as these soulless, hive-mind automatons. Do you think they even realize that…	/r/MGTOW	15/05/21 10:02 PM
1	Women Often Bring Trouble All facts no printer, brother. Great post.	/r/MGTOW	15/05/21 06:42 PM
6	Sexual chemistry? Or am I so blown out that I can't even muster up my own ass out of the friend-zone? Shout-out to Kevin Samuels. He’s doing God’s work for the people. And my thoughts exactly, bro. It’s gotten to the point where I don’t even want to date/marry. Why do that to myself if I care about myself? I’m instead mapping out my life with no one but me in mind with my goals and hobbies, mapping and moving each day with the resolve of a restaurant patron bailing after finding cockroaches in his clam chowder—beyond done and never to return. Ironically, I’ve contented myself with maybe having a…	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	15/05/21 05:20 PM
3	Sexual chemistry? Or am I so blown out that I can't even muster up my own ass out of the friend-zone? Essentially this. And let’s not forget the boxed wine, because the bottled wine is too costly these days for her party of one and/or occasional house get-togethers with the equally miserable, equally unmarried girlfriends she has left. You know, distractions and copes to help get her from the wall phase of life to the grave, all because she wasted her life being a slave to her lust and her unreasonable expectations of what her nonexistent dream man is supposed to be. Meanwhile, the bad boys fuck…	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	15/05/21 03:42 PM