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I had a girl that I met online call it off after one date with the "no spark" line. (Apparently she felt enough of a spark to let me finger her in the movie theater, but I digress) So I politely declined her offer to "just be friends"(emotional sponge) watched her cycle through guys online, posting the occasional "why me" pity post, and waited for her inevitable attempt at a reconnect. After a year and a half, it came. Messaged me a "miss you" hook message out of nowhere after having been no con…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/10/21 05:06 PM
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"He deserved it!" - Ray Tango
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/09/21 04:25 PM
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This has BPD written all over it. Run away. Run far, far away.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/09/21 04:22 PM
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I have two (half) sisters from my mothers first marriage, and my father adopted them both. One of my sisters is fiercely loyal to my father (almost to a fault), and the other isn't. YMMV
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/07/21 02:03 AM
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Older women, angry that men are "grooming" younger women, try to groom those same men to accept them. The irony is palpable. Pro tip, ladies in your thirties. The young women more often than not are the pursuers. When I was 38 I had an 18 year old initiate contact with me online. She pursued me, until we went on a few dates, had some fun, and then we parted ways amicably. And she was down for anything from the get-go. Stew on that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen16/05/21 11:22 PM
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In one of her other articles she mentions when she was suggested online dating by a friend. Said friend immediately told her "but lie about your age, no one on there wants to date a 47 year old." And you know it was said just that casually. Like the way you or I would say "the sun rose in the east today", she says "lie about your age". All good, lasting relationships start on lies, right? Also worth mentioning: an hour after she made her profile her inbox was full. An hour.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/21 11:35 PM
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"If you think you can handle me" is where we're at now. Instead of a mutual relationship of love, trust, and support, they lead with implying that you'll be holding a chair and a whip like a lion tamer from the get-go.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/05/21 11:21 PM
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Any single parent with a dating profile is not putting their kids first, period. If they were truly putting their kids first they would pour all of their time, energy, and resources into turning their child into an upstanding, productive member of society, then once their sire goes off to college (or trade school, or whatever they choose to pursue) then you make the dating profile.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/21 09:46 PM
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This is a minor gripe, but it's a pet peeve of mine when people stretch out a word using the wrong letter. It should be "huuuuuuuge". Another pet peeve? Randomly capitalized Words. Get that Shit out of There.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/12/20 11:04 PM
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What she posted: "A year later I slept with a coworker, who one week after we hooked up, promptly entered into a relationship with the woman who is now his wife. We spent a tortured year secretly texting our feelings to each other before I finally threw down an ultimatum, to which he responded "I want to stay with my girlfriend", thus breaking my heart." The translation: "A year later I hooked up with a coworker, who stirred my insides so good I proceeded to fall for him despite him entering int…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/12/20 10:58 PM
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Twitter is a disease. Knock the last three letters off of it's name and you find a description of it's entire clientele.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/12/20 11:49 PM
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Two kids at 20. Jesus. Her life is over. Back in my late teens you couldn't pay me to come inside a girl, even with a rubber on. I was a firm believer in "no girl ever got pregnant absorbing it through her face, tits, or the lining of her stomach". That was my rule and I never deviated from it. More guys need to start living that rule again.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/12/20 02:42 AM
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I worked a part time second job a while back, and apart from me and several others the workforce was primarily young college age kids. I vividly remember one night standing around BS'ing and one of the girls there was talking about vetting guys to be sugar daddies without having to give up the sugar. I asked her point blank "what should they be expecting in return?" and she replied "my companionship". My eyebrows damn near touched my hairline when she said that. And the sadder thing was apparent…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen08/12/20 02:31 AM
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I literally recoiled from my screen and said "yuck" out loud to those lips. Why do women do that to themselves? I guarantee you she looked better before that.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/20 02:50 AM
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Take it from someone who did it: Owning horses is like having to throw your money in a big fire every month.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/20 02:47 AM
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I had a very similar thing happen. Dated an awesome, fun loving girl for a month. We had very similar personalities (both of us gamed, and she wasn't a "tee hee" girl gamer either. She and I would compete to see who could speedrun Conker's Bad Fur Day the fastest, and we traded the fastest time back and forth for a while) and had an absolute blast together. Then after a month she broke up with me because I was "too nice". Then immediately went out with a guy who would smack her around.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/11/20 02:44 AM
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"Hullo."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/11/20 12:46 AM
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This is one who's going to make you pay for every moment you're with her. Whether emotionally or monetarily, you will be paying something.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/11/20 12:44 AM
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Take it from someone with experience: If she wants to own horses, it means she wants to ride them, pet them, and maybe occasionally feed, lunge, and groom them. They have no idea that owning a horse will occasionally mean walking them at 11:30 at night in torrential rain because they got colic. Or that feeding them at 5 in the morning even when there's two feet of snow on the ground isn't exactly romantic. My ex picked up horse shit exactly one time. Don't fall in the trap, gentlemen.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/11/20 05:57 AM
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"$25 dollars a seat BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE OF IT!"
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/20 04:10 AM
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Gotta love how her tits are always in frame. She knows what she's doing.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/20 03:54 AM
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My wife was 12 years older than me. Everybody made joking "robbing the cradle" comments to her, but no one said anything like "yuck". After that ended I started dating someone 12 years younger than me. Then the eyebrows started raising, and people were like "ewww, why?" Nobody ever asked my wife why. It took everything I had to not double down and respond with "because she sucks my dick like it dispenses Cinnabon icing, and she takes it on the face like a champ".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/20 03:52 AM
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Honestly I think it's a few reasons. 1) It ties into deriving a feeling of being dominated just by being in his presence. A small 5 foot waif of a girl knows this giant that towers over her by a foot or more could just ravage her and take what he wants, and part of her is excited by that. She's picturing that giant slinging her around the room as he dicks her down. I've had girls damn near swoon online when they hear I'm 6"4. 2) A lot of girls have daddy issues. A lot. There's a reason DD/LG is …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen03/09/20 03:43 AM
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I remember one time I started dating a girl and she'd tell me horrible stories about how her ex treated her, and I'd think "How could anyone treat somebody this way?" Then after a few years in a relationship with her I was like "ooooooooooooooh. I get it now."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/08/20 03:40 AM
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I remember the last girl who told me she didn't want to hook up. Before she flew out to Cali from Texas and spent a week hooking up.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/07/20 05:19 AM
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Is she allergic to the letter h?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/07/20 05:17 AM
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"My only goal is to make sure I install in them as much as was installed in me." So.......random dude jizz?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen04/07/20 09:17 PM
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"Bob is an asshole and he was back then too." But you still let him fuck you, didn't you stupid?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/07/20 05:20 AM
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"I'm not here for sex." "But here are my tits." The predictability is almost becoming boring.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/06/20 06:44 AM
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I can confirm that I tried this. I can also now confirm that my liver crawled out of my body and is repeatedly punching me in the face.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen07/06/20 04:54 AM
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"How do I get my husband's attention again?" Psssh. Easy. Wait until he's settled in his favorite chair, then flounce into the room wearing your sexiest negligee (nude if.you dont have any), with a pillow in one hand and his favorite drink in the other. Drop the pillow on the floor in front of him and settle onto it, while setting the drink down next to him and saying "I brought this for you, honey. Enjoy." Then start taking his pants off. If he asks you what you're doing, you say "I'm taking ca…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/06/20 11:45 PM
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Pregnant. Separated for a year. Do that math.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/05/20 05:12 AM
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She should have stopped trying to learn the language after she got "don't get in eyes, please" down.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/05/20 05:05 AM
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Hey man, it's all about beestung lips that make it look like you got punched in the mush!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen26/05/20 05:03 AM
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And of course she has an onlyfans.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/05/20 06:19 AM
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Girls love to pull out the slap. I had an ex who whenever we'd get into an argument, if it started going south for her, slap. After taking it for a good long while (having been "raised right" to never hit a girl) finally I slapped her right back so hard she went to the floor. Her response? "How could you?" It's like, bitch how could YOU?
/r/PussyPassDenied17/05/20 07:44 PM
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"On/off relationahip" is code for "I was a plate for a guy who didn't want to commit".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/20 07:05 PM
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1) Who gives a fuck if she's an ex-cheerleader? I almost feel like that was tacked on to the end of that massive opening run on sentence just to gloss past the whole "I'm clearly bad at choosing fathers and making life choices". 2) 7 kids? At 29? God damn, lady. Take a facial for once, would you?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen14/05/20 06:59 PM
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"Ended the marriage due to infidelity". Note: She didn't type "I ended the marriage due to HIS infidelity". Or even who ended the marriage. Just that it ended due to infidelity. And then she got pregnant during her "newly single journey", which implies very soon after her marriage ended. Curious, that. Almost as if she cheated on her husband, got caught, he dumped her, she went with her side dick, the side dick knocked her up, and then the side dick bounced because she was nothing but a warm hol…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/05/20 09:19 PM
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*23 *4 kids *"still going through hell" (prepackaged drama for your convenience) *"Don't judge me" Yikes
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/20 09:14 PM
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"If you're here just for sex, swipe left." 5 out of 6 profile pics are "hey, check out my tits" Thatchecksout.jpg
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/04/20 09:11 PM
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Who are all these 17 year olds dumping loads unprotected into each other? Jesus, does nobody have even a shred of common sense anymore? When I was fucking my high school girlfriend, she was on the pill and I wore a condom AND I pulled out. I wasn't taking any chances. These kids nowadays need to learn the lesson I took to heart. "She's not going to get pregnant absorbing it through her face or tits."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/04/20 09:44 PM
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So many filters it looks like she rubbed Vaseline on her camera lens.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/04/20 09:37 PM
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Sigh It's sad to see. It really is. But it's also plain and simply the reality for more and more men. And while social media has utterly destroyed the relationship dynamic it has at least made stories like this more widespread. But look at how it plays out, and how much of a snake in the grass she turns out to be. No wonder she broke him. -He diligently waits for sex despite wanting to, because he cares about her and sees her as his future. -She goes off somewhere away from his observance and im…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen12/04/20 04:31 AM
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"A woman will say 'let’s be friends' but then continue to call and text you." So much this. Especially if you say "thanks but no". I've dealt with that myself. Talked to a girl for months and it got hot and heavy. Went on one date and she said she "didn't feel a spark" (the "tingles" are a real thing, gentlemen) despite letting me finger her in the movie we went to see. She said "let's be friends" and I said "thanks but no", and she dropped texts to me every few months after that for a bit lamen…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/20 10:19 PM
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Her lips and cheeks look like she's already hitting the plastic surgery. 23 years old.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/04/20 10:11 PM
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Undead Curt Hennig has entered the chat
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/03/20 08:52 PM
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Oh yeah, she fucked the ex. That was why she was guilty afterwards.
/r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre27/03/20 05:26 AM
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"I put myself out there and no one wants to be with me." Welcome to life for a lot of men.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/03/20 05:12 AM
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Not necessarily. I've read from several sources the Bruce Lee had out of this world charisma. He was always calm and collected but radiated energy and power. Jackie Chan said in his autobiography that you always noticed when Bruce walked in the room, the whole energy changed. Women would be drawn to that even today.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/03/20 07:58 PM
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Every 7 with an Instagram is a "model" now. Anyone want to bet as to whether or not she has a patreon or Onlyfans?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/03/20 07:53 PM
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"I'm a private person but also an open book." facepalm That would be like me saying "I'm not a creep, but nice tits, bitch."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/03/20 07:49 PM
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Heeeeeeeey, wait a minute! That doesn't sound like a very good deal at all!
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/20 07:04 PM
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When a woman starts a "relationship" with a guy she attaches the "beta" designation to, an invisible line appears in her head. At one end of the line is the phrase "keep him around for free food and fun". At the other end is the phrase "friendzone him". A marble is placed at the food and fun end, and immediately begins traveling to the other end. Nothing you do will stop the marble or make it reverse course. She IS going to friendzone you once it reaches the other end, and no amount of dinners, …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/20 06:58 PM
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Ok let's translate. "If your name is Mason swipe left. Mom to a 7 month old." Is actually "Mason knocked me up and left, and I'm still not even remotely close to over him. He was soooooo haaaawt." "Blah ze blah sandpaper blah ze blah crackhead." Is actually "This is a shit test. I will use your response to it to determine if you are Chad or Billy beta." "Blah ze blah honest." Is actually "I am not honest, because truly honest people don't have to extol themselves over being honest. They just are…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/03/20 06:39 PM
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Not a chance. I grew up in the 80's and 90's and in Jr high in '92-94 there were plenty of girls with a reputation for hoeing around. Hell, the girl I dated in Jr high was sucking my dick and swallowing before we were in high school, and there were numerous other girls sniffing around who I could have nailed as well. In high school another girl sucked my dick in my high school library during school hours. Pussy was ripe for the picking if you knew where to look. Fast forward to now. In these day…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/03/20 12:12 AM
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Jeez, those replies. "I'm a size queen and I've never been tighter." And the smallest fist and forearm is still far thicker than the largest cock.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/03/20 11:41 PM
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"this was the path given to me to walk by God and so I do." So wait......let.me get this straight....... "I didnt want to have 5 kids by 4 different horrible guys, but god wanted me to, so hands tied, tee hee!" I just.......ugh.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/03/20 11:33 PM
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337 Instagram photos. Three hundred and thirty seven.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/03/20 01:16 AM
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"Let's hang and go dive!" Where? Into that fucking cleavage?
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen09/03/20 05:12 PM
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Based on the moon face and modest dress, she's probably not bringing much.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/03/20 07:12 PM
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3 kids, wants more.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/03/20 07:10 PM
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Guy: "Ok what do you offer said guy?" Her: "I actually have a lot to offer, I will now demonstrate this by sidestepping the question completely and getting us back to talking about what you can do for me."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/02/20 10:33 PM
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29 12 year old kid. Welp.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/02/20 07:59 PM
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"You are not going to get everything you want. No one does." This right here is the number one destroyer of marriages. Way too many people that see traits in their potential spouse that they KNOW they don't like and that are deal breakers, but they forge ahead because "I can change him/her." No. No you fucking can't. And what's more, you shouldn't even try. You accept them as they are, the good and the bad, or you walk. Remember wedding vows, richer or poorer. Sickness and health. Good times and…
/r/WhereAllTheGoodMenAre17/02/20 11:22 PM
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Guy gives her one orgasm in a year. Continues seeing said guy for a year. Logic.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/02/20 10:51 PM
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Guarantee you she has at least one guy friend not-so-subtly pining away for her that she utterly ignores.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen17/02/20 12:32 AM
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They still dont get that Tinder is a hookup site, do they? Hell, I've never used Tinder and I know it's a site for hookups.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/02/20 09:28 PM
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"Soon to be mommy in April, so this is an old picture."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/02/20 07:16 PM
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"Healthy lifestyle" says Surgery McSurgeryface.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen28/01/20 11:48 PM
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Director of Nursing. Basically the head Nurse of whatever facility it is, that all other nurses report to.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/20 07:55 PM
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Meanwhile, every female profile says "not here for hookups", "love to laugh", "my kids are my world", and "if you can't handle blank, swipe left" ad nauseam. <------- btw that's how you spell it. Ridiculously high standards. Only swipes on one percent of those available and ruthlessly breaks that 1% down too. What a treat, all those poor guys are missing out.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/01/20 07:50 PM
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A while back I was working at a local entertainment venue (Their golf is the tops) and one night I listened to a young 19 year old regale us with stories about her search for a sugar daddy. She wasn't anything special in the looks department, a latina who was a bit overweight with those long garish fingernails, and a makeup mask on at all times. So I ask her "and what can the man be expected to get for his money?" She says "my company." I quirk an eyebrow at her and say "and by company you mean.…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/01/20 09:39 PM
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No hookups, but here's my negligee.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen20/01/20 11:42 PM
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5k for a date with someone who has gone to the plastic surgery well way too many times, cakes her face with makeup between getting it caked with load on camera, and she treats her daughter like a fucking accessory. Where do I sign up? I'm almost thankful the father died in a car accident. He'd be appalled to see what a trainwreck his ex is turning their child into. Just wait until the kid hits 18. She's going to be inhaling cock like Joey Chestnut at a Nathan's contest.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/20 06:23 AM
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I have a family member who went through something similar. His ex wife was legit crazy, multiple psych admissions. And then during the divorce all she had to say was "he hit me". Not a shred of evidence, nothing but her word, and they believed her fully and immediately. Nothing but supervised visitation for his kids and a series of expensive hoops to jump through, while being treated like a criminal. Took him several years and several hundred thousand dollars to finally win full custody.....over…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen19/01/20 06:16 AM
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She's also a "certified domme" on fetlife. That means she demeans omega paypigs who send her money. Guarantee you she has links to an Amazon wishlist on her fet profile.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/01/20 09:24 PM
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-Public restroom pic with one of her children in frame. -2 kids and divorced at 24. -Delivery driver, which means she doesn't make enough to live on her own. That means either she's living off the alimony from her divorce, or shacking up with Mee-maw and Pee-paw, which works out well because free babysitting too. -Not into hookups blah de blah de blah. We both know if Chad hit you up you'd be digging in his center console for a tissue to wipe his load off your face in no time flat. -demands stel…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/01/20 05:09 PM
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Any lurking ladies that can relate to this post, head my words. There aren't enough dicks in the world to fill that hole in your heart. It will never happen. Momentary validation through sex will never equal a true loving, committed relationship.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen06/01/20 09:25 PM
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I try to be a realist about these things. Whenever people say "woman are just as good as men at everything" I just have to sigh, because it's not realistic. I'm 6"4, and close to 400 lbs. I'm sorry, but if you put me in an octagon with 95% of women, it's a fucking wrap. They simply don't have the strength or leverage to deal with me. Could they get lucky and catch me on the way in? Absolutely. But the odds of that are low. But if you put me in there with someone like Amanda Nunes? Yeah I'm not s…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/01/20 07:29 AM
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They can't even use that as an excuse any more. With the depo shot, the epidermal insert, and the IUD, you can get long term reliable birth control with minimal effort. I dated a girl with BPD, and despite how potentially fucked up other aspects of her life were at any given time, she NEVER let her birth control lapse. She knew she absolutely didn't want kids, so she got a 5 year IUD, and keeps it current. If a BPD who struggles with depression and basic day to day stuff can keep her birth contr…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen02/01/20 11:06 PM
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I dated a Korean girl once. She was the most gold-digging moneygrubber I've ever met. And she tried to claim to be a "good christian girl", but the looser my wallet got, the looser she got. Finally we broke up, and I moved on. Later, my mom told me that she showed up at her place looking for me (since I was living there at the time we dated). She asked my mom if I was there, and my mom said that when she told her I was gone and married she said she was very disappointed. She also said she'd put …
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen31/12/19 12:28 AM
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I'm going to remember that statement "I want a girl who knows she wants before she's gone through a bunch of other guys first" because I'm right where this guy was at, and I'm sure the rebound is coming. Met a girl months back online. Hit it off with her. She's local, and we're both looking. As time passes the talks get heated, really heated. She's sending nudes and we're having lots of phone sex. Finally the time comes to meet up. We go out to a causal dinner, then a movie. We're making good co…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen30/12/19 02:07 AM
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Yep. My cardio routine is 45 minutes of fast walking on a constant low grade incline. I usually burn about 700 during that, and when I'm done there isn't a dry spot on my shirt, and usually not on my shorts either. The out of shape women work 10 times harder than the gym thots. I saw a straight up fat woman the other day full on running on the treadmill for about 15 minutes. She was rocking a sweat collar when she was done. I respect her way more than Stacy Cameltoe over there.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/19 07:40 PM
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You're right about their attire. Every single woman I see there is wearing tights so snug you could read braille through them.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/19 07:33 PM
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Every picture is that dumb fucking duckface-y pout. They think it makes them look cute. Um no. It makes you look like you smelled a fart. Oh a gym babe? Well, based on all the gym babes at my gym, this must be your routine. -Enter gym with face buried in phone -stow gear and then enter sauna for 5 minutes to get a sweat sheen going -take 11 million high angle selfies -do squats -do two other exercises that focus on the ass. These will be chosen based on whether there are any men working out with…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen22/12/19 07:23 PM
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As soon as I see horrible grammar and hoodrat-ese like "little ass boy" it's an immediate nope from me.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen21/12/19 06:12 PM
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This chick: "No hookups." Also this chick: 5 out of 7 profile pics prominently display her tits
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen10/12/19 09:38 PM
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Plastic surgery loaded ditz who got knocked up at 16 and took loads to the face on camera for money lays out sky-high demands for boarding her rapidly sinking ship. Yeah thanks, I'll pass. And enjoy being a grandmother at 35 because your daughter is going to end up just like you. At least the father is dead so he doesn't have to be embarrassed by this trainwreck daily.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen01/12/19 09:37 PM
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I refuse to take anyone seriously who doesn't know how to properly use "you're" and "your".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/11/19 04:40 AM
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I had an ex who dated a guy with 9 inches. She said he was the worst lay of her life.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen27/11/19 04:37 AM
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What's hilarious is that if there was an actual proven men's birth control pill without side effects smart men would be gobbling that shit like tic-tacs.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/11/19 07:46 PM
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The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I used to talk to a woman long distance who got pregnant at 16 with her first, a girl. And when that girl grew up she........got pregnant at 16. So this woman was literally a 32 year old grandmother.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen24/11/19 07:45 PM
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"Pregnant with my final baby" Do you want Children? Want children. K.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen23/11/19 09:50 PM
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"If you have enough pride to defend yourself from being unjustly attacked, you're a pussy." Well.......that's some.........logic....right there. Yeah, and I used to be the "never hit a woman" guy. Until one of my ex girlfriends started punching on me whenever she was losing an argument. Now? You come at me with harmful intent you're getting your fucking face slapped at the very least.
/r/PussyPassDenied10/11/19 05:47 AM
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Shitheads: play poor taste gag on innocent person Innocent person: justifiably doesnt take it well Shitheads: surprised pikachu face
/r/PussyPassDenied10/11/19 05:35 AM
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Iced that girl. Cone of phrase.
/r/PussyPassDenied10/11/19 05:32 AM
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Dude what the fuck? I didn't even know that. I heard that the father was fighting the mother tooth and nail for custody, and losing the battle and thought "yeah, that checks out", but fuck...... I'd like to say I'm surprised to hear that a biological father is having to fight someone who's not one of the biological parents, but I'm not. My cousin went through the same shit. His ex was batshit crazy, including previous psych admissions, and all she had to say to fuck up his whole world was "he hi…
/r/PussyPassDenied10/11/19 05:30 AM
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Trying to read a profile that capitalizes every word makes my head hurt.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen29/10/19 12:49 AM
1

You don't need a piece of paper to validate your love and devotion to someone, especially if that piece of paper gives them carte blanche to take half your shit if you don't live up to the expectations they place on you.
/r/Divorce_Men24/10/19 08:37 PM
9

Yet another "not down to fuck, but here's my tits and tongue".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/19 03:45 AM
1

"Prefer not to say" translates to "yes I want more kids, just don't want to be judged since I have 9 already."
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen05/10/19 03:31 AM
2

Girl: "I'm gonna punch you." Girl: moves in to punch him Boy: beats her to the punch, literally Gurl: surprised pikachu face
/r/PussyPassDenied22/09/19 11:05 PM
2

Damn, look at how fast that white knight ran out from behind the counter.
/r/PussyPass21/09/19 05:29 PM
3

Is this what they mean by "smashing the patriarchy"?
/r/PussyPass13/09/19 02:42 AM
2

Yeah, "high risk, high reward" until her crazy brain turns on you, and suddenly the immaculate pussy and otherworldly head game is replaced by passive aggressive needling and outright rage fueled fights. How do I know? I dated a girl just like this. Her head game was otherworldly, and the sex was outstanding. The hardest I ever came in my life was because of her latching onto me like a remora and hip-grinding my load right out of me as I was trying to edge. I thought I was going to crack my teet…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen18/08/19 03:49 AM
3

To be fair, dude didn't fuck a horse. The horse fucked him. To death. And he had a kid too. Imagine that convo. Kid: "Mom, how did my Daddy die?" Mom: "Ummmm. He.....had....a horseback riding accident." Mom's brain: (more like BAREback riding accident!)
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen15/08/19 01:47 AM
2

Cement. I got nothing.
/r/PussyPassDenied01/08/19 01:28 AM
1

Jeez, she is absolutely going to self-destruct that relationship. She's already trying by floating the idea of an open relationship. And he clearly isn't about that life. (All the better for her, which means she'd be doing all the side fucking. Which btw, that is not an "open relationship", that's the guy being cucked.) He's a great partner who "constantly surprises her with his compassion, mindfulness, and growth", she locked him down at a young age which means they'd have their whole rest of t…
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen25/07/19 10:32 PM
1

I literally recoiled at that pic. Whoever thought dreadlocks on white people looks good needs to be caned in a public square.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/07/19 02:55 AM
1

There is a train load of reality barreling down the tracks towards this girl.
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen13/07/19 02:48 AM
2

I like the juxtaposition of a girl lamenting how all guys are losers, who also can't spell "witty".
/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen11/07/19 07:09 AM
2

I was always raised that you never hit a woman. Then I was in a relationship with a physically abusive woman. Nope. Never again. You come at me with intent to do harm, and I'm slapping the taste out of your mouth.
/r/MensRights04/07/19 01:36 AM
16

If I have to go bad and I'm waiting for some chucklefuck to get out of a single occupancy men's room where he's apparently doing his fucking taxes, I won't hesitate to knock on the ladies single occupancy and use that instead if its unoccupied. All single occupancy restrooms are gender neutral, even if marked otherwise.
/r/MensRights04/07/19 01:33 AM
2

If I ever paid 950 dollars for a pair of shoes, they'd better blow me whenever they aren't on my feet.
/r/PussyPassDenied12/06/19 03:41 AM
2

My friends and I actually don't even keep tallies. We handwave all that shit off. Life's too short for shit like "You owe me 7 bucks for those cheeseburgers that one time." We just know that we'll all continue paying it forward to each other.
/r/MGTOW02/05/19 09:01 AM
85

"YOU'RE CHOKING ME, MAN! YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I CONTINUE TO YELL WITH NO PROBLEMS THAT MY AIRWAY IS IN FACT BEING CUT OFF!"
/r/PussyPassDenied19/12/18 08:33 PM
20

That casual haymaker, though.
/r/PussyPassDenied19/12/18 08:12 PM
4

Shades of Ngannou-Overeem.
/r/PussyPassDenied22/09/18 11:17 AM
0

I've stood in line behind people who have half full baskets with literally two items in my hands, and the motherfuckers turn and look, then turn back like they never saw. ​ I called a dude out on it once. I let him see me, then I asked him straight out "Can I go ahead of you? I only have two items and i'm paying cash." He rolled his fucking eyes at me and sighed dramatically, but let me go. His cart was almost full.
/r/PussyPassDenied22/09/18 11:12 AM
2

They're lethal at eight months, and I do mean lethal.
/r/PussyPassDenied22/09/18 11:05 AM
You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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