DumpsterParrot Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
7	It doesn’t even surprise me anymore She came in with one type of ink (cash) and left with three types of ink on/in her.	/r/MGTOW	24/07/21 01:35 AM
25	Ahhhh the little woman isn't happy with me. I was amazed at how many female 'acquaintences' (Not even friends) magically started messaging me "To catch up sometime" on LinkedIn after getting a look at my job title. Forget it "Tiffany", I was interested when you were 24, no kids, and weighed 100+ lbs less. Beggars can't be choosers.	/r/MGTOW	14/07/21 01:42 AM
38	Made me laugh I didn't know that working out and getting buff also made you grow a foot taller lol	/r/MGTOW	09/07/21 06:43 PM
176	Sounds about right My buddy came back from the Marine Corps with tinnitus and a broken left leg from an IED to divorce papers from his wife. "Hey honey, I'm home from Afghanistan after being there for the past 18 months." "I no longer love you anymore and want a divorce." Unfortunately, the military doesn't put those stories in their commercials...	/r/MGTOW	04/07/21 05:17 PM
17	What a weak man. Her respect for him has already gone, if there was any to begin with. Good move. I always go the "good guy" or "nice guy" route too. I know many of us want to be super Alpha, but being Beta is the best way to leave... Want to get out a relationship? Start paying attention to her ALL the time. Call her 3 times a day to tell her you love her. Text her once a day saying that you are going somewhere and if she would like you to pick up something for her while you're there. Start talking to her about meeting your parents, planning for a wedding, never wanting to he wit…	/r/MGTOW	24/06/21 05:55 PM
14	Good luck out there, Justin! 🙂 https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/justin-bieber-usher-american-music-awards-press-room-nokia-theater-los-angeles-ca-38003812.jpg	/r/MGTOW	13/06/21 01:47 AM
2	“jUsT LiviNG mY bEsT LiFE” Best entertainment I've had all week out of both of you. Hilarious exchange! :)	/r/MGTOW	09/06/21 02:12 AM
2	“jUsT LiviNG mY bEsT LiFE” Best entertainment I've had all week out of both of you. Hilarious exchange! :)	/r/MGTOW	09/06/21 02:12 AM
12	This is supposed to be funny... Notice how Chad has a couple 'extra' file pages for himself	/r/MGTOW	31/05/21 06:54 PM
2	MOAB inbound Unfortunately, they don't let you play as a woman in Grand Theft Auto because the driving would be too difficult	/r/MGTOW	28/05/21 09:46 PM
5	Studies suggest men are happier if they never get married. Shocking! No questions, but plenty of complaints over at r/ FDS	/r/MGTOW	16/05/21 10:02 PM
3	There's a fine line between being virtuous and having no spine. Sometimes you gotta take a step back to see what's really going on. It's nature's warning sign, just like how poison dart frogs are brightly colored or how wasps have neon yellow bands around them. We humans also intuitively recognize color patterns as well. Stop signs are bright red and caution tape is bright yellow These feminists are giving us a gift by showing us visual clues that say, "Steer Clear! I'm KaaaaRRRAaazzzAaaYYY!"	/r/MGTOW	25/04/21 07:31 AM
2	Well then, you know, just stay single you absolute idiot, oh yeah, and liar. And married men, on average, outlive single men. Just like how an indoor cat, on average, outlives a free ahem 'outdoor' cough cat.	/r/MGTOW	24/04/21 07:07 AM