Esleeezy Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
22	I need your help! I didn’t dream this.		Esleeezy	/r/PussyPassDenied	05/04/19 04:50 PM

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
3	I believe this counts.....Major Denial Nah. I do the same thing. I’m not going to “win” the situation. Here you go, whatever, I go on my way. Most of the time I’ve just been let go. If I’m in a sketch area, I make them feel as comfortable as possible. I used to bartend downtown and my exit home was right near the CHP station. Got pulled over about once a month cause it was a college town. Hadn’t been drinking so whatever. Usually smelled like booze though. A couple of times they tried field sobriety tests and I’d just ask to blow. 0.…	/r/PussyPassDenied	28/09/22 05:39 AM
6	Equipped for What And you don’t need a vagina to be a prostitute. RIGHT, DAD?!?!	/r/PussyPassDenied	20/09/22 03:56 PM
328	No money for you. I picture you in big clunky shoes taking giant steps on your walk. Good job you millionaire!	/r/PussyPassDenied	05/06/21 07:19 PM
1	Cheater bride caught by best man My buddy was dating this chick. I get a text from my other buddy asking if they were still dating and I said yes they were. Well he was watching her make out with a guy at a taco shop near our houses. I’m hammered but get my friend to drive me over. I catch them mid session in her car and record it. I show it to him and he’s crushed. That weekend me and some of our boys are gonna take him to Vegas. Thursday we got now answer. Friday we get no answer. Saturday we find out he took her to Palm Spri…	/r/PussyPassDenied	15/02/21 03:48 PM
1	Oh, you live here too? That's odd, 'cause I don't know your ass. #prisontime I saw a note once that said. “Throw it on the roof! Seriously. I’ll get it later. If you don’t it will be stolen”.	/r/PussyPassDenied	11/12/20 09:04 AM
8	Judge breaks probation agreement on DUI and after like 5 warnings gets sentenced to 6 months in prison lol. Timestamped for the good stuff when she gets sentenced- whole thing's worth a watch though. Speaking of her ass. She had cakes!!	/r/PussyPassDenied	15/04/20 06:24 AM
1	Why did this die so quickly? I think another large difference was that nobody was sexually assaulted. I think Cardi B is trash but there’s different levels of trash. It’s not black and white. Cosby drugged women to sexually assault them, Cardi B drugged men to rob them. Robbery =/= Rape. Still a pussy pass but not comparable.	/r/PussyPassDenied	14/04/20 02:18 PM
10	All those not-real-men walked right passed her Well... not gonna lie. Based off of her hand size and her thigh in the background, she’s probably a larger woman. Studies have shown that men are more likely to help better looking women. Maybe she should look more like a princess if she wants to be treated like one. That or just open her fat mouth to ask for help rather than just for hot dogs.	/r/PussyPassDenied	08/01/20 04:11 PM
3	Roxanne Pallet tries to get male Big Brother contestant taken off the show for play fighting. She ends up getting voted out the next day. Maybe she needs an analrapist?	/r/PussyPassDenied	20/12/19 03:27 AM
5	McDonald's worker beats down a stud and her girlfriend with a metal bar My sister used to work for the company that made those baskets. When the video came out everyone was very happy because the basket didn’t break. The thing he’s hitting her with is a piece of metal they use to lift the baskets or something. They make a quality product.	/r/PussyPassDenied	18/08/19 08:27 PM
5	I need your help! I didn’t dream this. You are the man!	/r/PussyPassDenied	06/04/19 05:09 PM
16	I need your help! I didn’t dream this. No. This girl was hot.	/r/PussyPassDenied	06/04/19 02:30 PM
1	Father's agony as his estranged wife is jailed for life for drowning their 'beautiful' daughter, three, in the bath because she wrongly thought he was having an affair Why is beautiful in quotes?	/r/PussyPassDenied	19/03/19 02:15 AM
80	Apparently mainstream media is sympathetic if you are a woman Send her to Mexico so the Mexicans can eat her. Source: soy Mexicano	/r/PussyPassDenied	24/02/19 05:40 AM
5	Nick Cannon Defends Kevin Hart, Calls Out Female Comedians For Past Homophobic Tweets I do what I can	/r/PussyPassDenied	09/12/18 05:29 PM
6	Nick Cannon Defends Kevin Hart, Calls Out Female Comedians For Past Homophobic Tweets Me and OP’s mother	/r/PussyPassDenied	09/12/18 05:28 PM
1	Yikes men still work longer ...	/r/PussyPassDenied	11/09/18 09:12 PM
12	I don't have money but you better give me food for free! Man from the time she is smacked out of the store to when the cameraman sees her again seems like...3 seconds...and she’s like half way down the block? She had to have slid over that hood!!	/r/PussyPassDenied	14/06/18 12:09 AM
6	'Disabled' woman moves traffic cones, drives her car into an ongoing marathon, demands justice Yummm I’m going to take a banger to the mouth	/r/PussyPassDenied	21/05/18 04:15 PM
33	'Disabled' woman moves traffic cones, drives her car into an ongoing marathon, demands justice You know what...just focus on the bangers and mash.	/r/PussyPassDenied	21/05/18 09:30 AM
3	Woman sneaks up and tries to pepper spray a grown man for no reason, grown man responds accordingly Big Dude was handing out Two Pieces like it was....free Two piece day.	/r/PussyPassDenied	12/02/18 10:14 PM
26	Jemma Beale who made false rape accusations against 15 men, gets sentenced for 10 years “You wanna rape me?!” “Uhhh....no thanks” “Whatever, I’m just gonna tell everyone you did...”	/r/PussyPassDenied	14/12/17 07:45 AM
21	Jemma Beale who made false rape accusations against 15 men, gets sentenced for 10 years Well if she just turns sidewa...well...maybe not.	/r/PussyPassDenied	14/12/17 07:44 AM
4	Cop giving girl a nice cup of shut the fuck up. Idk if this is a PPD. She just got assaulted. I mean, a guy probably would have been smacked too so...maybe?	/r/PussyPassDenied	23/10/17 04:07 PM
-4	Lying Landwhale gets her Pussy Pass Attempt BTFO by her Brother! The only condition she has is SJW brain! Really?! Where do you live? Edit: he originally replied 'Australia' and then deleted it.	/r/PussyPassDenied	30/07/17 07:29 AM
3	Lying Landwhale gets her Pussy Pass Attempt BTFO by her Brother! The only condition she has is SJW brain! I just said looks weren't everything. You said they literally were then I gave you an example of when they weren't. You agree they aren't. Your exception being, having money. Making them 'not everything'.	/r/PussyPassDenied	30/07/17 04:28 AM
2	Lying Landwhale gets her Pussy Pass Attempt BTFO by her Brother! The only condition she has is SJW brain! Oh yeah! She saw past his looks and to his mounds of cash. That's what I'm saying. Women do this more often than men. Looks may be a lot but, as we see in this case, they're not everything.	/r/PussyPassDenied	30/07/17 04:21 AM
1	Lying Landwhale gets her Pussy Pass Attempt BTFO by her Brother! The only condition she has is SJW brain! Yup	/r/PussyPassDenied	30/07/17 04:03 AM
-2	Lying Landwhale gets her Pussy Pass Attempt BTFO by her Brother! The only condition she has is SJW brain! Lol nobody?	/r/PussyPassDenied	30/07/17 04:01 AM
-36	Lying Landwhale gets her Pussy Pass Attempt BTFO by her Brother! The only condition she has is SJW brain! There's a double standard between fat men and fat women. I see more fat dudes with good looking chicks than fat chicks with good looking dudes. Guys will have a fat chick as a friend but not a girlfriend because they can chill them like they would a gf, not have to pay for stuff like a regular friend, still bone other chicks like a regular friend, and might be able to bone the fat one if they want. Girls see past looks more than guys. A great personality and being funny or successful can change …	/r/PussyPassDenied	29/07/17 11:46 PM
3	I love being a girl!!! (x-post /r/facepalm) My buddy's a cop. He said if a girl or guy just starts balling, over the top, dramatics, then definitely ticket if they're deserving of one. If it's a girl or guy and they're taking it like a champ but holding back tears, they have a chance of a warning. Just taking it like a champ, and not being a dick, even better chance of a warning.	/r/PussyPassDenied	12/07/17 04:25 AM
6	Judge Judy vs Angry Hoodrat Hoodrat: what about my computer? Judge Judy: what ABOUT your computer?	/r/PussyPassDenied	30/06/17 10:51 PM
8	Drunk girl at University of Queens' homecoming gets wrecked by police horse Look at that horse ass...looking all good. Shit deserved to get slap!!	/r/PussyPassDenied	21/06/17 08:02 AM
114	Drunk girl at University of Queens' homecoming gets wrecked by police horse The twitter replies are insane!! People freaking out cause cops are on horses.	/r/PussyPassDenied	21/06/17 05:04 AM
0	Pulls stupid stunt, gets fired and publicly excoriated. Taco	/r/PussyPassDenied	02/06/17 05:19 PM
2	Here's an older one you might not have seen. Bitches start fight at McDonalds, and just like your average meal at McDonalds, it doesn't end well at all for them. EQUALITY My sister used to work for the company that made the thing he hit her with. They were all happy that the product held up after the beating.	/r/PussyPassDenied	27/05/17 11:53 PM
17	Woman Hires Undercover Cop To Kill Husband (Cops Decide To Have Some Fun) When he says 'It was great' and has that giant smile on his face. I hope to one day get that type of satisfaction from denying a pussy pass. That man should be hoisted on our shoulders. We would all be lucky if our sons grew up to be half the man that he is.	/r/PussyPassDenied	14/05/17 12:10 PM
1	Woman slashes man during a confrontation that had nothing to do with her, gets shot by the and dies. Watch and listen to how the disgusting media portrays her to be the poor innocent "victim" while the man now has to be on the run for defending himself. Rick wasn't always killing people!	/r/PussyPassDenied	11/04/17 04:52 AM
1	NYC Uber passenger threatens to falsely accuse Uber driver with rape just to get her way Looks like he already took payment out on that face a few times. That accounts overdrawn.	/r/PussyPassDenied	05/04/17 12:08 AM
1	Whale gets triggered over human kissing at restaurant, gets sent back to Pacific Ocean I think she needs a hearing aid. She clearly can't hear what anyone was saying. "EXCUSE ME?!"	/r/PussyPassDenied	01/04/17 07:09 AM
3	Whale gets triggered over human kissing at restaurant, gets sent back to Pacific Ocean I think she evolved into something that was supposed to die off but she obtained a steady diet of grilled cheeses and sweat pants that she somehow made it. Survival of the fittest. Speaking of fittest, how about the way she never dropped her food. That shit was on a gyroscope or something!!	/r/PussyPassDenied	01/04/17 07:08 AM
1	Hateful mommy messages her boss on facebook [Xpost from /r/childfree] Does anyone else subscribe to the r/yourmomshousepodcast sub and think it was from them? Thanks jeans!	/r/PussyPassDenied	19/02/17 07:27 PM
28	Solo's contract with US Soccer terminated!!! Yeah it's kind of like when you meant to fire someone for bad stuff in the past but since then they've just gone crazy and fire them at the first chance. If you're not an asset you're a liability.	/r/PussyPassDenied	30/08/16 07:01 PM
1	Feminist and sjws getting owned compilation You're being disrespectful to my pronouns. Watch yourself!	/r/PussyPassDenied	17/07/16 08:46 PM
-3	Feminist and sjws getting owned compilation I'm a he BUT I don't identify as a male or female.	/r/PussyPassDenied	17/07/16 06:14 PM
-3	Feminist and sjws getting owned compilation I'm poli and I'm bi. Edit: it's a joke from 'Your moms house podcast'. This kinda went in a whole other direction. BIKES!! HEY HITLER!! I CHOOSE RETARDED!! JUST OUT HERE DOIN MY THANG AND STUFF LIKE THAT!!	/r/PussyPassDenied	17/07/16 05:31 PM
7	2 bitches decide they are EQUAL to a man. Doesn't turn out well for 'equality' My sister used to to work for the company that make the metal fry holders for McDonalds. Thats their product that he's hitting her with. Its a piece that they use to pull the baskets out I believe. Anyway, they were just happy that they made a quality product because he takes a bunch of GREAT swings with that thing and it keeps on tickin.	/r/PussyPassDenied	17/05/16 08:51 PM
9	Mall cop is denying passes in the ATL. My mall already has one. They sell over sized shirts in all colors. Bandanas. Dickies. I live near a pretty shitty mall.	/r/PussyPassDenied	10/12/14 09:04 PM