Falln2pieces Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
3	31 year old, 5ft single mom wants a guy who is 6'3 to 6'8 tall. Favorite drink- alkaline water..... Jesus Christ the stoooopid just pours out of this one. I bet she's also a boss babe.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	31/01/20 03:20 PM
1	Classic. Looks like she forgot to mention she’s pregnant with her third child I'm pretty sure she was doing at least one of the tattoo artists.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	31/01/20 03:11 PM
1	Classic. Looks like she forgot to mention she’s pregnant with her third child As someone covered in tattoos who used to only date this type of girl... You are more right than you know and I totally agree.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	31/01/20 03:10 PM
3	31 year old, 5ft single mom wants a guy who is 6'3 to 6'8 tall. Going by her posts, she seems like such an intelligent ghetto trash queen. I mean, what established man wouldn't want someone who can't spell "just" and complains about weed sacks or some shit. Her face looks like she constantly gets into car accidents and hits the air bag.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	31/01/20 10:15 AM
36	And why aren't more men dating women who are overweight and still demand more than they can reasonably get? Because their mothers and their grandmother's have always been told they deserve whatever they want.... Without having to do a damn thing for it because woman queen or some other stupid shit.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	27/01/20 03:36 PM
25	In response to brigading by r/AgainstHateSubreddits, were stickying u/Aldabruzzo's triggering comment to piss them off further, as well as a response for all the whores who wanna be housewives. I already hate humans enough, I read one post on there and wanted to launch the nukes.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	27/01/20 03:34 PM
4	Why wouldn't you say yes Fuck. I can smell her through my phone.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	27/01/20 05:49 AM
10	What in cousin fucking, tarnation, Alabama, Betty Crocker, Ms. Fucking Betty White shit is this? "My favorite colors are camo" I... Just..... Holy fuck man. Lol	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/01/20 04:40 PM
0	After too much partying and drinking, she’s now turned over a new leaf.. and not one to leap onto.. she’s ready to settle down and wants you to know she’s a cOoL mOm and doesn’t want to play any games nor have any hook-ups! She’s been there, done that.. Ok. A bit creepy it's just a random picture with no profile. She looks maybe 15	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	22/01/20 05:09 PM
176	"21 years old with a 9 month old" is literally the only info she gives about herself. Then comes the demand- "Looking for a man to love me and someone else's kid unconditionally." Cant really tell what race she is, but that baby definitely belongs to a big ole Tyrone whos probably serving at least 3 years in jail for robbing someone and will more than likely living in the house with you both after he gets out. But, at least she doesnt make up a bunch of garbage about being adventurous and blah blah.....She already knows she has nothing to offer.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	19/01/20 05:01 PM
3	Here we have a sweet 29 yo Divorced woman looking for her sweet counterpart. Almost forgot fellows, This one is pregs too with her 4th kid. Can we get s S-T-E-P U-P? What's that spell? Divorced before shes even 30 can only equal one of 2 things. Shes so god damn crazy that even her husband couldnt deal with her and the 3 screaming demon spawns she had with him. She says her kids have a dad...but do they? Do they really? OR She just makes nothing but poor life decisions, married the first guy she had sex with and stayed with him just out of desperation or because it was easier. Either way. Have fun guys. Ill just wait back here with my camera.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	19/01/20 04:58 PM
11	Here we have a sweet 29 yo Divorced woman looking for her sweet counterpart. Almost forgot fellows, This one is pregs too with her 4th kid. Can we get s S-T-E-P U-P? What's that spell? Thank you. I wont even waste my time on a female that uses filters in her pics, especially pics where she wants people to know what she looks like..... And girls that use "Hit me up" yuck.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	19/01/20 04:55 PM
11	Here we have a sweet 29 yo Divorced woman looking for her sweet counterpart. Almost forgot fellows, This one is pregs too with her 4th kid. Can we get s S-T-E-P U-P? What's that spell? Any dude who falls for the filters deserves a chick like this. If you are that desperate that you cant see through the literal filters then you deserve the crazy.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	19/01/20 04:54 PM
13	Lamentations of thots: where are all the good men, who would raise my womb sandwich and pay me money to sit on my ass and eat dump cakes? She is curvy and smokes, you better have some change to peddle that habit too. Her kids come first and Chad and Tyrone got the 2nd and 3rd place. You just be ATM. As someone with 3 kids, when a women uses theirs in a freaking dating profile.... It's beyond disgusting. You're that fucking desperate you have to put your kids faces to inspire guilt from strangers?	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	17/01/20 06:24 PM
1	I just want someone who is honest and genuine, never-mind my contradictions! I love these "I don't need/want a relationship but in looking for a relationship" bitches. Like, right off the bat, you are telling strangers that you never know what you want. Basically new Chad will will be stuck in an endless loop of "I don't know what I want for dinner, what do you want?" Hell.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	17/01/20 04:09 PM
3	She sounds friendly. Anyone interested? "I don't need no man". OMG, I can't find any good guys, in gonna be single forever.... Yeah. Strong.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	17/01/20 03:53 PM
2	She sounds friendly. Anyone interested? Well see, men have to make and carry the conversation because what interesting things will women like this talk about? Not than likely all you'll every hear is complaints about ex's	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	17/01/20 03:52 PM
5	She sounds friendly. Anyone interested? Almost like women have no clue what they want... Ever	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	17/01/20 03:51 PM
20	Why make good life choices when you can just be a bitchy gold digging feminist single mother? An actual Muslim woman would never in a million years demand this kind of thing from a man.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	17/01/20 03:43 PM
7	It’s one red flag after another, and don’t you feel sorry for her. See, women don't actually know what they want. They wait for other people to tell them then they actively work to destroy it so they can not take responsibility for being a nut job.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	15/01/20 11:50 AM
6	24 year old, mother of 2, wants no negativity from haters Well, that's about my maximum intake for stupidity, entitlement and gibberish for the week.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	15/01/20 11:38 AM
54	[29F] Keep chasing that spark all the way into spinsterhood. Women- "Omgz, there is no such thing as friend zone. You angry I no have sex with you" Women in their own words "so, I purposely friend zoned this guy cause he didn't beat the crap out of me and throw me out of a moving car on our first date".	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	14/01/20 12:59 PM
4	Will all men please bow down to the princess in our midst? All I can see here is someone who asks for the manager even in places she's never been.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	11/01/20 11:52 PM
2	Give her all--receive none Stupid filters... Check Bull ring in her nose.... Check Uses stupid ass labels like "pansexual" then argues about labels... Check You poor single guys having to deal with this shit these days, I feel for you. These bitches seem to have lost their damn minds spending all their time watching makeup tutorials and going through Instagram. Not one of them have a damn thing to offer other than random crying fits when they don't get their way and talking shit about you to their friends when you don't b…	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	09/01/20 03:44 PM
17	F24. Pregnant with 2 girls. One is 3, second is 11 months. No casual sex. Job is stay at home mom. This is getting ridiculous. Looks like just about every single mother crackhead in the tri state area (Ohio, Kentucky, Indiana). Like, literally, they all look exactly the same.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	09/01/20 03:31 PM
4	Single Mom. 1 boy, 3 dogs, and pregnant. My flabbers are gasted. That also screams "boss babe" so another reason to stay far away or they'll try and sell your some bullshit weight loss organic make-up	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	08/01/20 05:29 PM
27	Almost deleted the app after reading this shit What king does she think she's going to find trudging through Tyrone's? Females have apparently lost their fucking minds in the last decade.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	08/01/20 05:20 PM
3	35 Year old carousel rider complains about getting cheated on, abused and pregnant by multiple men I couldn't even finish reading it because I know girls like this. They over exaggerate and make up bullshit to make themselves look better. My favorite part is when they want pity for staying around for all the abuse, if there was abuse.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	06/01/20 01:51 PM
20	[21F] "I'm pregnant and the father is in jail. Looking for an honest, reliable, hard-working man who will make me happy." If there's one thing I hate more than duck face selfies, it's the ones where they pretend to be surprised like they didn't know their picture was gonna get taken. Bitch, you're holding the fucking camera.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	06/01/20 01:29 PM
27	Introducing the WAATGM 2019 Hall of Shame! A look back at some of the outrageous profiles posted to our sub. This also represents the kind of content we're looking for (rule 5). See, women don't understand measurements. When these ladies demand over 6' whatever, they don't even know what 6ft is. I've met girls who had these height demands and I'm only 5'8" and they didn't even notice. My favorite are there ones demanding certain dick sizes. There's 2 problems with this. Either 1. You've blown your roast beef sandwich out so much that you actually need something huge to feel anything. Or Another example of not knowing measurements but demanding them. Are you going to pul…	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	04/01/20 01:46 PM
1	She's seen a lot. Experienced. Unemployed, fat, has kids that don't live with her, and one request: 'Don't be judgemental.' It also depends on the state too or outside court agreements. Here in Florida, the mother has to be a total worthless piece of shit to lose custody. That's how I got full custody of my daughter without a fight.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	03/01/20 05:19 PM
1	Extreme leftovers, late bloomer wants to bag young bucks who give some good fucks. She also would like to be fined and taken on dinners and brought flowers. The wall has hit her consecutively for the past two decades but she just can’t afford not to hit the tickets on the cock train!!! The creepiest part is all the normal pictures of herself.... Then she has to add the weird "I think I'm still 20yo" makeup filter picture at the end. This is just a horny old lady. Obviously broke, but horny.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	03/01/20 04:44 PM
371	Thot rode the cock train until her wheels fell off. Now she is rode hard, put away wet and knocked up. You know what to do gents, she is inviting you in! She just needs a Chad who is rich and beta to take care of her and her love child with other dude. Obligatory cleavage to lure the betas. "can't get a pregnant girl knocked up" That sentence alone shows the kind of nut job crazy ass bitch you would get with this package.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	02/01/20 06:38 PM
18	She's seen a lot. Experienced. Unemployed, fat, has kids that don't live with her, and one request: 'Don't be judgemental.' Kids not living with the mother is the reddest red flag you can get. Then, she thinks she's going to retire at 37? Lol	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	02/01/20 02:57 PM
86	This hopeless romantic is in love with your wallet and wants to know where are all the good and chivalrous men who would open their wallets up for her and her crotch goblin spawns with Chad. She wants to be swooped off her feet so she can go shopping while you deal with Chad Jr. It takes a special kind of gross to use your kids in a dating profile. It takes even more gross to use your new born just out of your baby flap pictures. It's like she's trying to guilt someone into taking care of her.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	02/01/20 02:54 PM
1	Thanks to our boy goodmansaysfuckyou for this one. I give you: "Methy McFivehead". $5 says she has maybe 3 teeth left.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	31/12/19 04:31 PM
24	Papa government let's her stay home. Right? I'm married with 3 kids and can't find a babysitter to go out once year. These bitches can apparently conjure up babysitters at the toss of a coin.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	30/12/19 12:31 PM
9	Papa government let's her stay home. Go away	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	30/12/19 12:29 PM
10	How dare you not pay for my drinks Fuck, the makeup filter at least sometimes helps.... This is not one of those times.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	29/12/19 12:54 AM
2	[37F] Brags about being the easiest lay on POF, but wants to know what you bring to the table besides dick like she has standards and is worth dating. This chick gets cycled through this soon love she does on really life. This is like the 5th time in 6 months I've seen this.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	27/12/19 04:20 PM
4	Just wow Obviously a joke. Come on.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	27/12/19 04:19 PM
30	Anyone want to stand at her hospital bedside while she delivers another man’s kid? I love how they always turn Christian after they ho around town thinking that some over religious Chad will be different cause God or some stupid shit.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/12/19 09:10 PM
4	Her hypergamy picked you! Man up and don't let it down ya hear? Spoken like true ghetto trash with 17 kids.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/12/19 05:30 PM
8	This must work real well for women since it's becoming comical at this point. Tell us how you really feel	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	20/12/19 03:59 PM
1	No you cannot touch the radio or the Uber driver People like this don't know how to.	/r/PussyPassDenied	18/12/19 11:51 AM
48	A [31F] psychopath slut finds it ironic to blaspheme God, but we find it ironic when single mothers say "No games or bullshit, not about that life". Like bitch beast, you only have your games and bullshit left! Because finger tattoos and black chookers scream I love God. Another recovery rehab hoebag.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	18/12/19 05:32 AM
29	[F/33] “Men can’t handle the strong, independent and motivated woman that I am” This package deal is single at 33 and it’s men’s fault, of course. How else would she be able to take 47 selfies before she gets out of bed?	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	16/12/19 09:31 PM
7	[F/33] “Men can’t handle the strong, independent and motivated woman that I am” This package deal is single at 33 and it’s men’s fault, of course. I'll I see is she's loud, obnoxious, thinks she's always right and probably loves stirring up drama. This is the kind of girl that a decade down the road she'll still be bringing up that one waitress on your first date that may have looked at you or something.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	16/12/19 09:30 PM
8	31 year old hidden gem who does not seem to be able to learn from her past. Will they ever learn? "There isn't too much I won't eat" Yes We see that. Thanks for the warning. Also, you are waaaaay over abusing that push up bra	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	07/12/19 01:23 PM
8	This one is serious. She is tired of the crap and has a question. As an asexual non binary toaster oven, I take offense to that statement.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	01/12/19 06:01 PM
18	This one is serious. She is tired of the crap and has a question. Lol. They're the ONLY ones that say that.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	01/12/19 05:59 PM
3	Do you want to be second best to a crotch goblin AND not get laid? Then sign right up!! I'd be worried about how many damn selfies she had to take while getting ready and while you're on your date.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	26/11/19 11:58 PM
49	Do you want to be second best to a crotch goblin AND not get laid? Then sign right up!! She needs so many damn filters I'm scared to see wtf she actually looks like.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	26/11/19 10:23 PM
9	The Eternal Hamster She talks like she's in maybe high school. "OMG, I can make out with anyone I want". That doesn't sound like an adult female.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	22/11/19 03:39 PM
13	I'm going to pass my failed relationship on to you. Don't waste my time. "Are you man enough?" Fuuuuuuck That's a rough 29 right there. Lol	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	15/11/19 04:57 AM
33	35 year old mom of two looking for friends. She knows her worth, so you “would have to be pretty impressive” if you want a shot. "Business owner" Bitch, you sell weight loss patches and garbage makeup.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	13/11/19 01:12 PM
14	Don’t miss out on this 20 year old understanding and patient single momma. She likes to call herself difficult ( for betas 😉). Don’t push her buttons, she gets done with guys fairly quickly. "I hardly go out" You work in a fucking strip club at the bar. Which means, you go out every night you work. Is baby daddy watching the kid? Or does your prestigious strip club have child care? Here's the deal guys... If she works in a strip club, she's nuts. No matter if it's behind the bar or on stage. Pretty sad when you're done with life at 20.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	13/11/19 01:10 PM
2	Just another self proclaimed old fashioned, 35 year old skanky ass slut who’s kids are her priority. Doesn’t have time for games and won’t have sex with you on the first date. (NOTE: Not sure what’s up with her right pic, if that’s a pose or if she suffers from diarrhoea) I'm almost 40 with 20 years of hard drugs and partying under my belt...... She looks twice my age.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	11/11/19 04:20 PM
15	25 -" Let's: adventure, watch scary movies, travel, enjoy positive vibes, meet new friends." BUT WAIT THERES MORE. "No hookups. I know the game. Let's get drunk. Single mom ton a beautiful baby girl." -- Who wants to man up? No no, see... All of their bad choices are always all mens fault. Not their dad or Mom or even taking responsibility for their own shit.... It's men.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	07/11/19 09:43 PM
6	Prefrontal cortex: am I a joke to you? "just here to look for my future husband" Why? So you can cook his ass and eat him? I hate HATE these fucking filters and avoid any female who uses them... But for fuck sake, this bitch went and used filters on top of fillers on top of 80,000lbs of cheap pyramid scam makeup.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	07/11/19 01:47 PM
5	Prefrontal cortex: am I a joke to you? Psssst, tonight we're going to party like it's 1699	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	07/11/19 01:42 PM
14	Another spinster complaining about being invisible when she had over a decade of youth and attention from men to find a decent partner. It's a trap	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	06/11/19 04:07 PM
–	Who would have guess your actions have consequences Oh give be a break. You're just going to purposely implode the relationship anyway and blame all men.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	05/11/19 11:09 AM
1	Knocked up at 15/16 🤮 Going by female measurement standards, I'd say her 6ft is more 5' 8" or less. I'd also say if that's 18yo, she hit the wall at 14 and is never coming back. Doesn't every good man want a girl who started making horrible life changing decisions before she was even legal?	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	04/11/19 09:21 PM
1	Welcome the 34 year old single mom of 6 kids. Hobbies include wrestling, getting tattooed. Has had bad about experiences in past relationships. Now looking for a “2” share his life with her no matter what. Intill instead of untill got me	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	28/10/19 02:40 PM
1	"Why do guys always unmatch with me almost immidately after our hookup?" Reading her responses to comments on there, she is extremely naive to how the world works. She seems like she's been either sheltered most of her life or just dumb. She argues "Why would a guy tell me I'm beautiful if he thinks I'm ugly". Because, humans NEVER lie to get what they want.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	28/10/19 02:37 PM
7	22 year old single mom with a tongue stud, has 2 children already, saintly enough to finally get tired of hookups. Suffers from seizures and is on several medications and wants a serious relationship. Also, mudding is her favourite hobby. Funny how the ones who advertise "no hookups" use their boobs and mouth for attention.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	24/10/19 09:37 PM
7	22 year old single mom with a tongue stud, has 2 children already, saintly enough to finally get tired of hookups. Suffers from seizures and is on several medications and wants a serious relationship. Also, mudding is her favourite hobby. Hey, probably moves now during a seizure than she every does having sex.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	24/10/19 04:19 PM
6	22 year old single mom with a tongue stud, has 2 children already, saintly enough to finally get tired of hookups. Suffers from seizures and is on several medications and wants a serious relationship. Also, mudding is her favourite hobby. Also, can't drive, but posing in what I assume is mommy and daddies car.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	24/10/19 02:00 PM
15	22 year old single mom with a tongue stud, has 2 children already, saintly enough to finally get tired of hookups. Suffers from seizures and is on several medications and wants a serious relationship. Also, mudding is her favourite hobby. Exactly. Which is total bull shit. She probably makes it a point to use "but I have seizures" any time she's asked to do anything.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	24/10/19 01:58 PM
1	22 year old single mom with a tongue stud, has 2 children already, saintly enough to finally get tired of hookups. Suffers from seizures and is on several medications and wants a serious relationship. Also, mudding is her favourite hobby. Can't drive, probably doesn't work, still lives with parents and uses them as free babysitter, super mature middle finger with the tongue out, puts phone number on public place...... Mudding.... I can keep going, but all she offers is red flags. I'm sure some redneck Josh or Brody will love........ To get get pregnant again on their first date and take off.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	24/10/19 01:41 PM
148	I guess this is one way to pass your medical license exam. If that doesnt work then lock down a rich doctor along the way. Surely there is nothing unethical going on here. Lololol. I thought I was the only one who noticed how manly this chick looks.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	24/10/19 01:27 PM
8	Please welcome the 18 year old, fresh out of oven, single mom. Is a sweetheart who’s looking for a kind hearted family man. Also, she loves HORSES Is she saying that she's pregnant and anyway has another kid? Like, damn. Her parents fucked get up good early on. Talking about all that country garbage, babies Daddy is probably a family member.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	24/10/19 03:16 AM
37	44 year old single Barbie, mother of 4 kids and 2 MORE ON THE WAY. Not here for games or sending nudes. Looking for a real man who respects her life decisions and her kids. Thanks. Just did and about 5 posts in I realized women are 10x more disgusting than men. What makes it worse is they can only admit it to equally disgusting females.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/10/19 12:08 PM
52	44 year old single Barbie, mother of 4 kids and 2 MORE ON THE WAY. Not here for games or sending nudes. Looking for a real man who respects her life decisions and her kids. I seem to have been blocked from this sub already without even knowing about it. Lol	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/10/19 11:30 AM
37	44 year old single Barbie, mother of 4 kids and 2 MORE ON THE WAY. Not here for games or sending nudes. Looking for a real man who respects her life decisions and her kids. Let's get passed the fact that she's pregnant with twins at 44yo and the shear about of problems those kids will have....... She can't be bothered to even pretend to smile. She looks like a miserable person. Having that amount of demands at that age with those looks and that amount of bagged fully explains why she's single....... And probably has at least one ex buried in her back yard. Let's not forget the "home body" part meeting she's just looking for someone to pay for her kids at this point…	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/10/19 11:30 AM
4	Just another 19 year old and pregnant, sky high standards, has recently resorted going to Church, discards players thanks to her body language reading skills. Decent guys might be worth her time Lol. What??? Go take your meds or something.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	22/10/19 11:42 AM
11	"Tired of seeing my best friend cry over fuckboys. She deserves to be treated right." Is that item an STD?	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	21/10/19 07:52 PM
30	"Tired of seeing my best friend cry over fuckboys. She deserves to be treated right." Like, a mini boss and main boss fight	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	21/10/19 06:06 PM
13	Straight from the horse's mouth: Fuck Chad while you string along Beta Billy for months on end. Another WAATGM in the making. I thought you ladies said that the "friendzone" is not real. This literally spells out how to friend zone some poor idiot.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	21/10/19 05:58 PM
22	29 year old strong independent Cinderella, divorced 3 times already, 5 kids, weak men need to stay away. Who’s up for this complete package deal ? The best part, I'm willing to bet at least one of those kids wasn't from 1 of the husbands.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	21/10/19 05:51 PM
20	23 year old single mom, looking for tall white guys having tattoos. Guys with no accomplishments need not apply. Ahhhh, Someone who thinks they are special being a mutt like most every other American. News flash, all Americans are a bunch of random nationalities, we just don't feel the stupid need to use it as some kind of attention grabber. And I love that she thinks she native American yet won't date guys darker than her which equals "I'm a piece of shit racist but I just can't say it out loud". $1,000,000 says her kid is half black.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	21/10/19 01:31 PM
81	Independent bad ass complains how low value other men see her as. Here's the thing, if you need to tell people you have a lot to offer.... You're probably about as interesting as watching mushrooms grow in cow shit.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	15/10/19 06:22 PM
2	Young girl shaming her viewer with her list of mwn shes slept with. As if the CC is honorable for woman. Next up will be get list of STDs she's accumulated and the 2 brand new ones she gets to name.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	15/10/19 01:56 PM
5	She's looking for a "real man" that wants her mind, body, and soul. I guess she is looking for Lucifer. I have no interest in either of those 3 things. Bitch with the crazy eyes looks like she'd tell me she wasn't hungry then steal all my tacos. Fuck that bitch.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	14/10/19 05:04 PM
7	[28F] "Mom of 3. I'm not trying to raise a 4th child." ...I'm not trying to raise 4 children either, Karen. 40yo, married with 3 kids. Don't think it's gonna work out. Lol	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	13/10/19 05:36 PM
21	[41F]"I have a 10 date rule, unless you're chad." "I don't do hookups. Don't be a pig". Gets a giant tattoo between her saggy boobs so it's the first place you look.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	12/10/19 11:52 PM
75	[28F] "Mom of 3. I'm not trying to raise a 4th child." ...I'm not trying to raise 4 children either, Karen. Never trust a girl who uses that many filters for a dating profile picture. And, is that someone else's name tattooed across her chest? And the crazy eyes. I'm so glad I'm a hairy Italian with bad teeth.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	12/10/19 11:37 PM
10	Fetch me shit, drive me places, buy me weed and I'll suck your dick and send you nudes Is this some new clowns only dating app?	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	11/10/19 11:51 PM
199	Atleast she’s honest Because everyone gets to label themselves these days as whatever while simultaneously complaining about being labeled.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	11/10/19 03:37 PM
4	Confused Thot on SA Seeks both romance and an open relationship, but also despises cheating I can't figure out of horrible plastic surgery or horrible Photoshop. But, either way, I'm sure you'll be disappointed by what does show up for your date.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	10/10/19 09:55 PM
9	Looking for Hunk, offering poor life decisions. I'm getting a bit of that too. The forehead tattoo was probably put on when she was bald.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	08/10/19 09:09 PM
1	5 Kids. Youngest's father rents a room in her house. But it's ok cause they aren't hooking up, they are just good friends. The dumb ass fillers alone make me skip over hey profile immediately. Girls, it's not fucking cute, it's honestly a huge red flag to most of us.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	08/10/19 03:53 PM
33	Looking for Hunk, offering poor life decisions. She has horrible life decisions written all over her. Literally. From get head down her neck. I'm covered in tattoos, but I'm not getting that shit on my fucking forehead and the majority of my neck and chest. See, I like to have jobs. Not rely on people I meet on doing apps to take care of me. She looks like every single other "I'm a lesbian now because men suck" recovery girl I see in town.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	08/10/19 02:01 PM
23	Got to follow the herd and settle, but she is so awesome that she will only settle for Brad Pitt. Cue laughter track in 3. 2. 1.... These feminists also don't seem to understand that no matter how much bullshit whining they do about bit needing a man, nature and biology still win out over incessant bitching and complaining.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	08/10/19 01:56 PM
47	Got to follow the herd and settle, but she is so awesome that she will only settle for Brad Pitt. Cue laughter track in 3. 2. 1.... Until of course her biological clock starts ticking so loud she decides she needs a man.... Even though she is well passed her baby having years... Then of course that will be the guys fault and not nature.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	08/10/19 01:54 PM
14	This innocent little girl is looking for friends at the tender age of 28 in OLD "I work in health care" No you fucking don't. You work on a call center hiding people about buying fake insurance like every other thot love yourself. You aren't unique I promise.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	07/10/19 04:13 PM
18	[39F]I love to spend money;))) I deserve the best. "City- my own planet". Yes, I can see you having the gravitational pull to accomplish that.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	07/10/19 04:09 PM
18	[40F]"My 9 children are my world." Jesus fuck sticks and roast beef. 9 fucking kids?... She just needs a face tattoo that says "bad decision maker". Seriously. There's no way you just accidentally have 9 kids. This is the type of hoe bag that probably says "all the good news are taken" or "why are all guys assholes?". Meanwhile, she lets every dick blast in her. Good Christian woman. Lololol P.s-. It's probably a freaking cesspool down there.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	04/10/19 07:13 PM
20	[40F]"My 9 children are my world." More than likely a recovery failure. They all seem to turn into crazy born again Christians.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	04/10/19 07:10 PM
28	A 52 year old crone wants to know: "Is 25 the new Invisible Age?" As an almost 40yo man, I wouldn't go near most women under 30. They either whine constantly about how all men are garbage because they don't act exactly like their fairy tale imagination thinks they should, think they're bi sexual because "women are less drama", or think everything from saying hi to giving them a compliment is some sort of rape. I'm glad I'm married because this day and age, dating sounds like a fucking nightmare.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	03/10/19 04:18 PM
32	[48F]"I always felt so safe with 6 ft, 400 lb felons." I lost 30 iq points just trying to navigate through her drug fueled brain dead attempt at English. Also, why the need to say your age so many times? Do you really think someone is going to think you're younger? I would have thought 55 with the mentality of a 12yo girl.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	02/10/19 04:27 PM
10	Welcome the God fearing skank, who is tired of being used and abused as a sex doll. CAUTION: she expects a ladylike treatment and nothing less Let's see,. Mixed baby, on dating site denying looking for sex, her hairline and eyebrows have grown so tired of her horrible choices that they ran off with the baby daddy. .... Just, so much more	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	01/10/19 04:07 PM
16	Alright, so here comes the “LOYLE” woman we all have been waiting for. Mother of 5, yet never been on a date ever before. Honey boo boo done grown up.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	30/09/19 01:00 PM
12	[42F]"Are there any real decent guys out there that want an overweight single mother?" I know quite a few girls who always pull that "I'm tired of games" crap. Correct translation of this from me being around them for years is "I'm fucking insane and I need someone who will put up with all of my sudden murderous mood swings, constant neediness, constant whining and complaining, cheating hoe bag and will more than likely kill you in your sleep one night"	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	29/09/19 08:58 PM
69	Please give up AND tell us what we need to do I feel you totally forgot to Mark the part that her son was murdered. Like. WTF do you do with that? Why would you put that on a dating profile? This chick just screams codependent nutjob	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	28/09/19 08:34 PM
15	I have hit the wall but, I still seek THE ONE to provide for my biracial kids. Jesus,. Even her eyebrows ran away.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	28/09/19 08:28 PM
40	I'm tired of Chad but I only have the one thing to offer. I was done reading at "Aight".	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	22/09/19 09:33 PM
22	She's none of the things she says she is. If you're the one describing yourself as all these things, more than likely you're full of shit.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	19/09/19 02:09 PM
8	Another example of what we call reformed slut who’s God is #1 Maybe she can try and pull the pregnant virgin card	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	17/09/19 12:15 PM
60	Heifer seeks a tall future ex-husband who will commit to her. Will someone Richard Gere this pretty woman? Funny you say that, I met a girl online who swore she was 5'9 and only wanted guys taller. I'm 5'8 but said I was "around 6ft". We meet, she's fucking maybe 5ft tall and didn't even question me saying I was 6ft because I was taller than her. But, she was a freaking nut job and I left her at the restaurant after she started discussing having kids and moving in without the first hour of meeting. What I think is most of these girls have no idea of actual measurements and rather than just say "talle…	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	17/09/19 12:12 PM
5	BBW just waiting for a Chad. "one of the biggest fans of Emojis". Oh boy, so "intelligent", deep conversations are just not gonna be a thing with you then are they?	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	17/09/19 12:06 PM
13	All these demands, what exactly do you bring to the table besides a bad attitude and kids? "and lastly". Before she types another book. Hell, at least she gives you most of her dirty laundry to start with. The only guys I see falling for this crap are the ones who think they can change her.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	15/09/19 04:04 PM
43	Always read the fine print. The real questions here....	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	07/09/19 12:46 PM
31	Always read the fine print. When most of your comments here are in the pubg and relationship advice subs I'd just love to hear more about you telling others what they should do to find a mate.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	07/09/19 12:46 PM
3	[39F] "I'm a 39 year old divorced single mom who's tired of picking Mr. Wrong, tired of playing games, and I'm ready to find that special somebody. I'm by no means fat, but don't be too skinny or too much older than me." "Well built" You are not a fracking house or a car, unless you are comparing sizes.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	26/08/19 03:01 PM
1	[39F] "I'm a 39 year old divorced single mom who's tired of picking Mr. Wrong, tired of playing games, and I'm by no means fat. I'm ready to find that special somebody but don't be too much older that me." A well built women.... You're not a car or a house. Been divorced 18 years but has a 13yo daughter.... While this doesn't have as many red flags as others, she's definitely got the crazy eyes going.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	26/08/19 01:06 PM
35	She's "very laid backed" though "she's my world" Till your mom is watching her every weekend and maybe a few weekdays because you're going out clubbing every night trying to find that Mr Right now till I drive him insane.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	23/08/19 04:53 PM
7	Strong, independent woman requires her suitors to compete in a dick-measuring contest before giving her commitment. I am saying babies my man. I'm talking about maybe between 1-3 years old. I'm telling you, it was a bad situation I got myself into and out of.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	05/08/19 08:20 PM
7	Strong, independent woman requires her suitors to compete in a dick-measuring contest before giving her commitment. Lol yes, but even more weird is they paid for this to be done in a professional studio. The poor photographer. It was taken years before I was around and accidentally found it in her mother's room when we we're moving some stuff.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	05/08/19 08:13 PM
1	Strong, independent woman requires her suitors to compete in a dick-measuring contest before giving her commitment. Like, I woke up a couple hours later with her balling her eyes out at 3am while playing left for dead on Xbox screaming at me about how I didn't want her anymore and I was cheating on her while the rest of her family slept. This was maybe a couple weeks into dating. This happened more than once. I should have run then. Lol Might I add, there was also a nude picture of her, her mother and her kids. Creepy as fuck.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	05/08/19 08:03 PM
1	Strong, independent woman requires her suitors to compete in a dick-measuring contest before giving her commitment. I dated a girl with this exact attitude when we met. Within a week, I found out she was severely bipolar, would start fights with her kids when she was bored, called me "boi" all the time because I "wasn't a man to her". She loved complaining about the gifts I got her nott being good enough. My favorite part is she tried to use sex as some kind of prize for me being nice to her. The moment I had a new place to live was the last time I every talked to her. Oh, she also cried for hours the 2 times…	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	05/08/19 06:07 PM
10	5 kids, 2 on the way and shopping is her hobby. Her babies come first, so you better be ready to make her first, them second, and yourself last. Yes, Always a good idea to get into a relationship with a woman who not only has 5 kids from 8 baby daddies, but twins on the way. That thing probably just flops like a bulldogs face when the wind blows.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	22/07/19 08:10 PM
21	[26F] "I'm a single mom to a 20 month old daughter. Looking for my Mr. Right who must be good-looking, a family man, good with money, good manners, and promotes moral excellence." How did she gain even more weight after the baby?	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	22/07/19 03:44 PM
6	‘Done with the party lifestyle’ - ‘My son is number 1’ - ‘don’t be a dick’ You're right, which means she's looking for someone with the same hobbies/likes as her.....	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	21/07/19 04:33 PM
39	‘Done with the party lifestyle’ - ‘My son is number 1’ - ‘don’t be a dick’ Loves to dance, tired of the club scene and wearing underwear in pic= most likely a stripper	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	21/07/19 02:36 PM
10	I know my self worth. Raise my kids for me. Just look at those crazy eyes. They scream run far away.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	20/07/19 11:49 PM
1	She couldn't find commitment at the end of a cock, now it's tick-tock, tick-tock to snare a man on lock. "I hold myself very highly" Yeah, then endless steam of Chads and Brads in a very short amount of time says different my dear. Your face also screams "I'm in 14 different mlms and broke, but I'm a bossbabe"	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	20/07/19 05:51 PM
1	[21F] "I'm a stripper mom of 2 and one on the way. Here are pics of me pre-pregnancy to show you what you're no longer getting. Looking for someone with a job who wants kids and can accept mine into their life." "Do you do drugs? No". I promise you Eternity, or Mercedes or whatever ridiculous stage name you have, no matter what your other stripper friends have told you, cocaine and meth are drugs.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	20/07/19 05:48 PM
1	Leftover Latina asks a variant of the big question while pushing the fat acceptance. Why won't someone put on a back brace and scoop up this fine specimen of modern femininity? I don't get it... Did she turn into a clown?	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	20/07/19 05:44 PM
2	Hey, fuck you Karen! All I'm reading here is "I'm a dirty redneck who's family tree doesn't fork looking for the same"	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	20/07/19 05:33 PM
1	Just looking...for someone to share her bills with but she won't be sharing her food. With 3 kids and a 7 day a week work schedule, she wont be sharing any time with you either. Just the bills, all the bills, and nothing but the bills. Again, need a nice guy but here's my boobs, the only thing I have worth advertising	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	20/07/19 05:26 PM
1	I'm not a whore so no sucking/fucking on first meet... 8 fucking kids at 37yo? Fuck, I'm 38 with 3 kids and look 20 years younger than her worn out ass. I think she needs to just stick to the sucking and forgo anymore fucking.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	20/07/19 05:18 PM
2	She’s just looking for a nice genuine guy to treat her and her three kids right... She also doesn’t know her own age If you use filters for your picture, you're going left anyway. There's no telling what kind of ex meth head crater face train wreck is hiding in all that.	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	20/07/19 05:14 PM
1	Holy fuck we’ve hit the jackpot!! Anyone else notice she's wearing a fucking wedding ring?	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	20/07/19 05:07 PM
2	She’s aware the wall has hit and now this tattooed thot is requesting a ‘really nice guy’ to parent her bastards! I always love the "want a nice guy but no one night stands.... Oh yeah, here's my boobs, but I want more than sex".	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	20/07/19 05:05 PM
2	Single mother of 4 looking for that ‘special guy’ that ‘lasts longer than 4 seconds in the sack’ Hahahahahahaha. Fuck yes dude. Lol	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	20/07/19 04:44 PM
1	'Radical Feminist' discovers she's leftovers, can't get over it. Seeks the opinions of fellow cat hoarders. Everyone gets so triggered. So, she's basically mad she peaked in high school?	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	20/07/19 04:27 PM