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13

I banged a few hambeasts in my day. Had to be drunk to do it, but meh... it happens. I stopped after having a sobering realization one night when the whale I recently porked was lying next to me in bed. I was on my side, she was on her side, and she was twice as tall (wide) as I was. I remember thinking that I could project a movie onto her back. After that, I decided it wasn't worth it. Me and my dick had a heart to heart.
/r/MGTOW28/02/19 10:44 PM
22

Yet a woman who has a vibrator or a dildo is EMPOWERED
/r/MGTOW28/02/19 10:41 PM
2

Do like I did, get your urologist to send you two copies of your negative sperm count reading and have one of them notarized and sealed in an envelope. Oh man, I can't wait for some THOT to try to entrap me. I got one copy opened to show her and one still sealed to bring to court if need be. And of course, I will counter sue the living shit out of her.
/r/MGTOW28/02/19 10:37 PM
3

Maybe he is into fatties? You never know. I have a few buddies that are perfectly normal guys but they really like landwhales. No idea why. Maybe Pierce is just one of those dudes who likes a mountain of ass. Or...he knows he will lose half his shit in the divorce so he is just waiting for the inevitable heart attack
/r/MGTOW28/02/19 10:33 PM
4

Here is an interesting experiment to try. Ask any guys you know how many times a stranger has complimented them in their entire lifetime. Then ask any woman, even some uggo heifer. The difference is staggering. Unless you are asking a Chad, you will find most men have been compliment by a stranger less than 5 times in their life. THOTs put up a profile on some dating app and get 50 times that in an hour. Oh but....just be confident.
/r/MGTOW28/02/19 07:28 PM
12

Yeah sometimes they are just uploading some of the 5,387 selfies they took that day
/r/MGTOW28/02/19 05:58 PM
12

I learned years ago to take cash to a first date. When she wont take her face off her phone you can just hand the waitress the money when you see her and walk out. Usually a 20 and a ten is enough for your meal and a tip. 20 if its just some chain restaurant. I'll give one freebie to check her phone for half a second, but if she is constantly on it I bounce.
/r/MGTOW28/02/19 05:57 PM
2

Yep, they're all cunts. Smash and dash is the only way to go.
/r/MGTOW26/02/19 03:30 PM
0

It's been 13 years already...
/r/MGTOW26/02/19 01:26 PM
5

I do. Still makes me ree tho
/r/MGTOW25/02/19 08:01 PM
16

Oh no, it was my fault. My mother had passed away from breast cancer 2 months before, and her excuse for cheating on me was because I was "distant" and "not as loving" after my mother died. No I am not kidding, I swear to god that was her excuse. So not only did I move out of state for this woman, she cheated on me 6 months after moving across the country for her, then cheated on me after my mother died and blamed it on me. Of course now she is married with kids, so she got everything she wanted…
/r/MGTOW25/02/19 05:12 PM
29

Had this happen to me in 2006. Wasn't a problem that she was fucking some bartender, but me going through her phone to find proof was a big problem
/r/MGTOW25/02/19 03:04 PM
8

Women WANT to fuck, they just want it to be your "fault" Supply them with plausible deniability and they will roll them panties down.
/r/MGTOW21/02/19 01:16 PM
9

Yep, using his likeness for commercial enterprise without permission is 100% illegal.
/r/MGTOW20/02/19 09:46 PM
8

All yours, big guy
/r/MGTOW20/02/19 04:56 PM
13

The smell of fresh baked bread is amazing.
/r/MGTOW20/02/19 03:50 PM
18

I love women. Just not post-modern Western women.
/r/MGTOW20/02/19 03:47 PM
10

THEY ARE MY WORLD TRAVEL! WINE! COFFEE! IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT NO GAMES I KNOW WHAT I WANT
/r/MGTOW20/02/19 03:27 PM
10

I would ask the person with the phone if they were recording. Once I knew they were I would hit that bitch with a right cross and then rain hammer-fists down on her until she was unconscious. Then I would press charges for assault. But that's just me.
/r/MGTOW20/02/19 03:25 PM
14

Dicks don't have eyes.
/r/MGTOW20/02/19 03:17 PM
2

Yeah genius, that's it. Your stupidity is my irritability. Ya got me. It's not that you don't know basic 3rd grade biology, it's that I'm being a meany-head who hurtid your widdle feewings
/r/MGTOW20/02/19 01:13 PM
53

Don't commit, don't submit, don't take her shit.
/r/MGTOW20/02/19 12:43 PM
26

Is staying late at the office to bang your secretary and then sending her to TJ for a cheap abortion so your wife doesn't find out still like, a big deal?
/r/MGTOW20/02/19 12:42 PM
3

You forgot the big black cock to show how "progressive" she is
/r/MGTOW20/02/19 12:41 PM
2

That's the same thing that happens to every other cell in your body, ya dingus. You know when you get a bruise - that's blood that broke out of it's vessels. You know what happens to those blood cells? Your body absorbs it. Scar tissue? Gets absorbed. Intestinal lining? Absorbed. Any cell in the body that dies or gets loose gets absorbed. Does that sound more gross than having some THOT shit out a baby no one wants and then you have to deal with her for the rest of your life?
/r/MGTOW20/02/19 12:40 PM
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I'm laughing myself silly thinking about ED-209 being some militant feminist landwhale. ED-209 : [menacingly] Tell me I'm pretty, you have twenty seconds to comply. ED-209 : You now have fifteen seconds to comply. ED-209 : You are in direct violation of Stong independent woman code 1.13, Section 9. ED-209 : You have five seconds to comply. ED-209 : Four... three... two... one... I am now authorized to file false rape accusations.
/r/MGTOW19/02/19 07:50 PM
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Jesus Christ, who the fuck cares? For "Men going their own way" a lot of you seem unusually preoccupied with a fucking comic book movie.
/r/MGTOW19/02/19 07:08 PM
54

Rationality and the capability for abstract thought and self reflection
/r/MGTOW19/02/19 07:07 PM
1

I'm not the one using a sock puppet account to agree with himself here, loser.
/r/MGTOW19/02/19 07:06 PM
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LOL, look at that projection. Sorry fag, but not all of us are spineless pussies. You have my sympathy for being a coward so fucking terrified of your own shadow that you are too pathetic to stand up for yourself. Some of us, on the other hand, actually have a pair of balls between our legs.
/r/MGTOW19/02/19 07:04 PM
9

You can streamline this even more. Here, one word that will explode any female brain: "why?" That's it. That's all you have to do. Just ask them to explain their thought process and they wont be able to. It's literally impossible because there is no thought and no process, just raw irrational emotion. Asking a woman "why" is like asking fire to burn itself or a tooth to bite itself.
/r/MGTOW19/02/19 05:38 PM
23

Do not speak to any woman about anything that is not DIRECTLY work-related. If you can help it, do not talk to any of them, do as much communication as possible via Email. Basically, avoid them at all costs. Remember, everything you say can and will be used against you.
/r/MGTOW19/02/19 05:34 PM
13

"Acting like a completely self-absorbed insufferable cunt didn't land me a man or happiness. Oh well, better drink a bottle of wine with pills and hang out with my cats every night" Good. Women have more power now than they ever have had and are more miserable now than they have ever been. Gee....if only we could pinpoint some sort of pattern
/r/MGTOW19/02/19 05:31 PM
23

This. California (the land) is about as close to fucking heaven on Earth as you can get. Look what just a few decades of liberal policies have done to it. Let commiefornia and jewyork do whatever they want, just keep it locked up inside those shithole states
/r/MGTOW19/02/19 05:28 PM
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I was in California Oof
/r/MGTOW19/02/19 05:27 PM
3

2014 vasectomy here. Best money I ever spent
/r/MGTOW19/02/19 05:24 PM
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What a fucking pussy. Should have blackened both her eyes and loosened a few teeth. Give that bitch a permanent scar and she wont forget
/r/MGTOW19/02/19 05:23 PM
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Lol, ok soyboy. Whatever makes you sleep in your wife's son's bedroom better at night
/r/MGTOW19/02/19 05:18 PM
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Hit back hell, he should have fucking brought the baseball bat down on her fucking head. When I was a kid my dad used to hit my brother and I. Nothing like savage beatings, but a spanking when we were young, maybe a slap in the face if we mouthed off. One day he slapped me for something I said JOKINGLY to my brother, at this point I was 18 and stronger than he was. I told him if he laid a finger on me again he would regret it. He doubted me and slapped me again. That night my brother and I woke …
/r/MGTOW19/02/19 03:24 PM
12

Hints lol. So you KNOW I want my dick in your mouth, but you wanna hint at me about something? Quid pro quo, roastie.
/r/MGTOW16/02/19 08:22 PM
22

One of my favorite jokes from Family Guy is when Peter has erectile dysfunction and Lois asks the doctor if there is anything he can do. He replies "You could try getting a divorce, I've never seen this in a single man"
/r/MGTOW15/02/19 06:40 PM
1

She WILL cheat on you. See you afterwards, you poor deluded fool
/r/MGTOW15/02/19 06:37 PM
1

Lol yeah man, everything is the same. Most of your "jizz" is prostate fluid anyway. All they do is cut the tubes leading from your man-plumbs to your dick-tube. Everything is the same except your little baby-batter-tadpoles don't get shot out of your giggle stick, they get dumped into your coin purse and then absorbed by your body
/r/MGTOW15/02/19 01:06 PM
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My favorite is when you are dumb enough to try dating and they pull that maneuver where every time you see them they have their phone in their face, but the second you call or text them SUDDENLY they forget how to operate a phone for 48 hours. Stupid fucking cunts, you think I don't know you're doing that shit on purpose? Fuck out of here, roastie
/r/MGTOW14/02/19 07:22 PM
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Get snipped, I did. Wasn't because I didn't want to get stuck with some kid, was because I didn't want to get stuck with some piece of shit woman. Best decision I ever made, and just about every day something happens to remind me what a fucking smart move it was. I would have loved being a dad, but no way was I going to deal with these modern cunts for the rest of my life.
/r/MGTOW14/02/19 07:20 PM
12

Naw, so she doesn't run out into the street and start sucking every cars dick like the whore she is
/r/MGTOW14/02/19 07:12 PM
4

Is there any creature on planet Earth more vile, evil, deceitful, selfish, capricious and vain than a human female?
/r/MGTOW14/02/19 05:44 PM
4

Love to travel! Wine! Coffee!
/r/MGTOW14/02/19 05:37 PM
5

>He thinks logic and reason can penetrate the wall of vapid stupidity built around women Ha
/r/MGTOW13/02/19 05:22 PM
8

Women are sick of being treated like sex-objects, but yet every time they aren't getting something their way them titties come out
/r/PussyPassDenied23/01/19 08:09 PM
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Equal rights ​ ​ and lefts
/r/PussyPassDenied22/01/19 03:02 PM
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