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1

So, you’re #20.
/r/askTRP10/05/19 06:53 PM
6

Some professional help would improve your life.
/r/askTRP28/04/19 06:53 PM
1

It means don’t see her again.
/r/askTRP06/03/19 04:19 AM
17

Bless your heart.
/r/askTRP28/12/18 09:01 PM
11

You want your father’s sloppy seconds? Whoa dude.
/r/askTRP28/12/18 08:52 PM
0

You got a lot to learn.
/r/askTRP21/11/18 06:36 PM
1

Ghost like Casper
/r/askTRP20/11/18 09:23 PM
4

Ha... farting where you eat. Good one
/r/askTRP20/11/18 07:53 AM
1

You’re a keeper!
/r/askTRP20/11/18 05:29 AM
2

Are you dead? If not, you are in the best years.
/r/askTRP20/11/18 05:28 AM
0

It’s Thanksgiving. Are you a man who focuses on his family during this time to be thankful for life’s blessings? Orrrrrrr.... are you a beta boy who is obsessing over a girl he met once and now can’t miss texting her because he is so forgettable she might not remember?
/r/askTRP20/11/18 05:05 AM
1

Do you even know what strep is ?
/r/askTRP20/11/18 04:59 AM
4

Hope
/r/askTRP20/11/18 04:24 AM
1

Turn off your phone.
/r/askTRP20/11/18 03:13 AM
1

Just log off.
/r/askTRP20/11/18 03:05 AM
7

Oneidas.
/r/askTRP20/11/18 03:04 AM
1

Who ever said you can’t?
/r/askTRP20/11/18 03:03 AM
2

If you can leave this girl for any other girl you want, why haven’t you?
/r/askTRP20/11/18 03:01 AM
9

Nothing brings a crazy bitch out of a depressing better than a fast hard fucking. If she wanted to talk she’d call a girlfriend like the beta fellas do. She wants you to make her feel good... down there.
/r/askTRP20/11/18 02:59 AM
1

Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. When ones says yes, know that she is nuts. Wear a condom and don’t let her know where you work, where you live, or what car you drive.
/r/askTRP20/11/18 02:54 AM
1

You just be you, tiger.
/r/askTRP20/11/18 02:51 AM
5

Yes, if your LTR was a college conquest and now your not in college, you have to modify your game for the new conditions.
/r/askTRP20/11/18 01:29 AM
1

It’s not stated directly in your post other than you are a recent college graduate. Could it be that your game field (college vs real world) has changed but not your viewpoint?
/r/askTRP19/11/18 11:49 PM
5

Strange pussy is the best pussy. It’s universal.
/r/askTRP19/11/18 11:43 PM
1

Walk away, see if she chases.
/r/askTRP19/11/18 11:29 PM
2

Haha! I used to get out of town girls on the internet just so I’d have a free place to stay when I traveled.
/r/askTRP19/11/18 11:27 PM
3

Some nights I have to get up and pee, but other than that, great.
/r/askTRP19/11/18 11:25 PM
4

Block. Done. Next.
/r/askTRP19/11/18 11:18 PM
2

Man, that hurts. I’m sorry fate has harmed you. Life sucks sometimes but you just got to say fuck it and plow through. Say “I will not let you delete me! BITCH!” to the world. Show to the world that this evil it has sent will only build and strengthen your resolve. Now it has given you strength to overcome. Be thankful so that it will serve you faithfully. You have depth few have, for who has known the things you do? Use this. Channel this. Become great. I don’t know how or what, but you do. Who…
/r/askTRP19/11/18 11:13 PM
1

It means all her other options have dried up and you’re all that’s left.
/r/askTRP19/11/18 10:37 PM
3

It you don’t like college, the real world is going to be a huge let down.
/r/askTRP19/11/18 10:35 PM
1

Blaze you own trail. They can follow or stay on their trail.
/r/askTRP19/11/18 10:34 PM
1

Always move forward. The past doesn’t exist.
/r/askTRP19/11/18 10:31 PM
1

The trap is set. You can walk away now.
/r/askTRP19/11/18 10:26 PM
1

Hate the game, not the playa. She’ll be back, or not. Who cares. It’s your world.
/r/askTRP19/11/18 10:23 PM
5

Girls from your past are there for a reason. Move forward.
/r/askTRP19/11/18 10:17 PM
1

If you add the word beta before the word man, men, or male; you post is accurate.
/r/askTRP19/11/18 09:38 PM
-3

I’ve reconsidered. Let’s organize a mens march on Washington wearing our blue ball hats. I bet you can get your mom to buy you a bus ticket.
/r/askTRP19/11/18 07:54 PM
-3

So we should celebrate the decline of masculinity? Guys... use condoms, please! We already have too many single mothers raising little boys.
/r/askTRP19/11/18 07:45 PM
1

You have it backwards. Extroverts are more likely to be losers because they put every dumbass thing out there. An introvert doesn’t even have to try for mystery. Sure, some ladies love these clowns because they are so easily manipulated. But these same ladies tend to be high maintenance/drama.
/r/askTRP19/11/18 07:03 PM
1

A hundred people may be watching. Do you really think any of them will remember tomorrow? No one is paying attention to you, they have their own life.
/r/askTRP19/11/18 06:55 PM
1

Never. She’ll text you.
/r/askTRP19/11/18 06:53 PM
1

Yeah that’s it, shrimpy. We live in a beta, everyone gets a trophy society. Do you really think any man with a hint of testosterone bubbling in his balls gives a flying fuck about having a “day”?
/r/askTRP19/11/18 06:50 PM
2

I love when my ladies have orbiters. Orbiters are firmly in the friend zone as most you have experienced. Why be jealous of a lower value man that wishes he was you? Just use them like she does. For example, it’s almost Christmas and she might get the idea that you need to go shopping with her. Oh hell no! That’s why they invented Amazon. So I simply say, “you know, I bet ol Billy Beta would love to go to the mall with you”. Of course she will jump on this because... that’s what they do. He’s go…
/r/askTRP19/11/18 06:45 PM
1

Dude, It’s only 4 years. Your not some 42 year old divorced loser trying to relive his glory days.
/r/askTRP19/11/18 06:27 PM
1

It’s a short list 1) Wealthy 2) Insatiable
/r/askTRP19/11/18 06:23 PM
1

Ghost and ignore. She will stalk you for a while. Eventually she will get horny and go bang some new sucker and become his problem.
/r/askTRP19/11/18 06:21 PM
1

You will be at an advantage.
/r/askTRP19/11/18 06:20 PM
3

I seek sexual deviancy in women.
/r/askTRP19/11/18 06:16 PM
1

Not a deal break, but you better put on your big boy panties.
/r/askTRP19/11/18 06:15 PM
25

Quick guide for conquest numbers. When a man gives you a number divide by 2. When a woman gives you a number multiply by 3.
/r/askTRP19/11/18 06:14 PM
6

That’s going to be one expensive blowjob.
/r/askTRP19/11/18 06:07 PM
-12

Men don’t need a “day”. Fuck.
/r/askTRP19/11/18 06:01 PM
2

What is the huge mental block? Can you picture it?
/r/askTRP19/11/18 04:21 AM
0

No. Your only role in this situation is orbiter.
/r/askTRP19/11/18 04:01 AM
3

Check for penises. I hear that’s a thing in Thailand.
/r/askTRP19/11/18 03:53 AM
2

It’s a trap.
/r/askTRP19/11/18 03:42 AM
6

It was likely just performance anxiety. I can tell from the language of your post that you have imagined what this experience would be like for years. Of course, it went down differently than you imagined, as life often tends to. Your brain was using everything it had trying to catch up to this new experience and that takes blood flow. Lots and lots of blood flow. Your poor schlong was the involuntary donor. Now your brain knows reality and you can relax and let Lil Willie get wet.
/r/askTRP19/11/18 01:14 AM
1

She sounds like a great friend.
/r/askTRP18/11/18 10:11 PM
2

That call was her escape call. She could have chosen to stay, but didn’t. The only Taco Tuesday for you is at Taco Bell.
/r/askTRP18/11/18 10:09 PM
2

Extras are never free. They are rolled into the fixed cost just like the salt and ketchup at McDonalds.
/r/askTRP18/11/18 10:01 PM
2

Explain why you even have a girlfriend. It doesn’t make sense.
/r/askTRP18/11/18 09:58 PM
4

Alcohol is expensive and addictive to some. It will lower your inhibitions and wisdom. This can work for or against you. Never drive when you drink. Tobacco will destroy your body over decades. It is a highly addictive drugs. It lowers your social value to non-smokers. It’s only value, that I can see, is that it allows bonding with other smokers when they are set apart in isolated smoking areas. Cannabis is stigmatized by some people. It’s use could lead some the look upon you negatively with pe…
/r/askTRP18/11/18 05:37 PM
5

Talk quieter. The bass lives in the lower volumes of your voice.
/r/askTRP18/11/18 09:17 AM
9

The vag wants what the vag wants.
/r/askTRP18/11/18 12:23 AM
1

I think you were a novelty to them and she was more sheltered than you realized.
/r/askTRP17/11/18 10:24 PM
1

She wanted your attention, not your dick.
/r/askTRP17/11/18 10:15 PM
2

Chicks dig other languages, dude. Its mysterious for them. If you get locked up in English, go native. They’ll either get it or say “what?”, then you can simply interpret yourself because you are linguistically superior to them and thus able to demonstrate higher value in a covert way.
/r/askTRP17/11/18 10:08 PM
1

Comparing her negatively to her Mother isn’t going to get the juice flowing. You made yourself inferior to her because you paved a path of negative emotions from her Mother toward yourself. You’re toast unless she is into hate sex. Sometimes hate sex can be pretty awesome. Just be prepared to bolt if you get it. And I hope she doesn’t know where you live.
/r/askTRP17/11/18 09:54 PM
1

Why would you refer to yourself as a nice guy in the first place? Why would you accept a beta nickname from anyone? Helga?... I bet she’s sexy. Do you hold her purse too?
/r/askTRP17/11/18 09:39 PM
1

Don’t invite her to your house. This is always a bad idea. Get her to cook for you at her house.
/r/askTRP17/11/18 09:30 PM
1

You being her son’s friend could be a turn on for her if that’s her thing.
/r/askTRP17/11/18 09:29 PM
9

If she is hung up on her x, you don’t have the girl. He does. I’m sure you’re a great comfort to her while she sorts out her feelings for him. That what friends are for.
/r/askTRP17/11/18 09:20 PM
6

Yes. But this is a turn on to some women. Go watch American Pie.
/r/askTRP17/11/18 09:16 PM
5

They just learn slower than you.
/r/askTRP17/11/18 09:14 PM
1

Three dates and no sex? She wants a man, not a chaperone.
/r/askTRP17/11/18 07:53 PM
1

The girls sounds perfect for you. It’s simple really. Quit your job. You have oneidas my friend.
/r/askTRP17/11/18 07:50 PM
0

Cannabis
/r/askTRP17/11/18 07:47 PM
11

That’s 2 great career paths there, buddy. Throw in playing the lottery and you have the trifecta of success.
/r/askTRP17/11/18 07:45 PM
5

/r/askTRP17/11/18 07:44 PM
13

Let my lady friends that suck do their thing.
/r/askTRP17/11/18 07:48 AM
3

You have a secret case of oneidas.
/r/askTRP17/11/18 07:16 AM
1

It’s a terrible idea. Just stop now.
/r/askTRP17/11/18 07:13 AM
8

I usually pull them from the pubes unless they are clean shaven.
/r/askTRP16/11/18 10:08 PM
1

Delete. What text?
/r/askTRP16/11/18 10:06 PM
2

That story has more holes than Bruce Jenner.
/r/askTRP16/11/18 08:03 PM
1

I bet she got your best price. She was negotiating money, not pussy.
/r/askTRP16/11/18 06:49 PM
0

Because they are way better at seeing the friend zone than you are. They ain’t got time for that.
/r/askTRP16/11/18 06:48 PM
1

Be a eunuch and just take pictures. The girls intention toward you will be to either take attention from your task for their own gratification or manipulate you into focusing your camera on them beyond what the occasion requires. Either way your work will suffer and your dick will be ignored at closing time. If you can maintain that frame and there are IOIs after the camera is in the bag, you may proceed with caution.
/r/askTRP16/11/18 06:43 PM
13

I love when they leave after I’m done.
/r/askTRP16/11/18 06:34 PM
1

Why would I care what anyone thinks? I’m gonna go with neither.
/r/askTRP16/11/18 06:32 PM
1

You can use this. Get her talking about some dumb passion she has. Respond simply with “yeah” “cool” really” “wow”, so she thinks you’re into it, but with minimal effort on your part. Let her ramble. Soon she will delay because she can’t focus. When her response time between text gets longer than the time it takes her to type say, “you seem busy, I gotta go” before she hits send. Don’t reply for days. This is the attention removal equivalent of giving her blue balls.
/r/askTRP16/11/18 06:10 PM
7

Start a band like the Beatles or Sex Pistols. Lord knows we need some good music from you people.
/r/askTRP16/11/18 05:55 PM
0

Second week in January.
/r/askTRP16/11/18 05:53 PM
5

Spread you butt cheeks real wide for her.
/r/askTRP16/11/18 05:52 PM
1

Go and earn your Red Wings!
/r/askTRP16/11/18 10:53 AM
1

Weird covers a lot of territory. You’re gonna have to narrow it down. As long as your weirdness is legal, there are chicks that will dig it.
/r/askTRP16/11/18 10:31 AM
1

For a 30 something horny divorced woman the best option for dick is whatever dick happens to be available when she wants it. Be that dick.
/r/askTRP16/11/18 05:47 AM
8

She knew your game and shut you down.
/r/askTRP16/11/18 05:38 AM
0

On your bed and all you did was barely kiss and cuddle? She ain’t into you. Doesn’t matter why. Next.
/r/askTRP16/11/18 05:30 AM
1

You got too many stories in your head. It ain’t that hard.
/r/askTRP16/11/18 05:16 AM
4

They want what you want. Sex.
/r/askTRP16/11/18 04:08 AM
1

Why do you have to start with average and move to above average before nailing the hotties? Just start banging hotties. There is no corporate ladder of pussy to climb.
/r/askTRP16/11/18 02:40 AM
5

It’s a loss of frame to question what you should do. Be a man and do whatever the fuck a man does.
/r/askTRP16/11/18 02:35 AM
4

Early 20’s... That’s cute. Wait til you meet chicks in their mid 30’s who just got a divorce.
/r/askTRP16/11/18 02:33 AM
-4

You’re probably gay. Try banging a dude and see if that helps.
/r/askTRP16/11/18 02:30 AM
2

Unless you’re into that.
/r/askTRP16/11/18 02:29 AM
2

Only if your Mom joins you.
/r/askTRP16/11/18 02:28 AM
2

A non-athletic guy joining any sport is a beta move. Get your social proof and scholarship in an area in which you excel rather than a one chosen by providence.
/r/askTRP16/11/18 02:26 AM
2

You’re a dick for deleting her. And she’s looking for dick. Sounds like a sweet setup. She knows where you are. Take your time responding next time she initiates contact. You’re a busy man.
/r/askTRP16/11/18 02:09 AM
1

In the butt.
/r/askTRP16/11/18 02:05 AM
3

She did you a favor. Say the break up never happened. You built a future and your finances became intertwined. You make babies! THEN she cheated/dumped/whatever you. You are so much better off. Silently give thanks, for her curses have passed over you.
/r/askTRP16/11/18 02:03 AM
3

I call BS. Your post is far too literate for someone with a > 80 IQ.
/r/askTRP16/11/18 01:59 AM
8

Hell yeah, tell her she is cute. You know what else is cute? That dog that won the ugly contest. Cute is one of those words that may not always mean what she thinks it means. Capitalize on this.
/r/askTRP14/11/18 05:21 AM
0

Seriously? You’re trolling, right?
/r/askTRP14/11/18 05:16 AM
38

She just saved you a whole lot of stress and drama. I love when they do that.
/r/askTRP13/11/18 10:20 PM
2

And that’s different from now how?
/r/askTRP12/11/18 06:35 AM
1

I can’t read her mind. Don’t know til you ask. She might be more inclined if the place is very public.
/r/askTRP12/11/18 06:03 AM
2

Just tell her. You want to. She’ll nut out. You’ll get the drama you desire. Everyone’s happy.
/r/askTRP12/11/18 06:01 AM
2

Anal
/r/askTRP12/11/18 01:35 AM
1

You post conveys that you are unable to control yourself when you drink. No worthy woman desires a man who cant control himself. Drink with you bros, not the hoes.
/r/askTRP12/11/18 01:29 AM
14

Why’d you dump her? That’s hot!
/r/askTRP12/11/18 01:17 AM
1

If you have to ask, it’s beta.
/r/askTRP12/11/18 12:36 AM
1

It’s manipulation. Cut all contact. She will harass and stalk you. Sorry dude, that’s the price of crazy. Hold steadfast with NO contact ever. Soon, but not soon enough, she will find someone else to nurse her crazy and you’ll be a bad memory. This is why you never ever let them know where you live.
/r/askTRP12/11/18 12:35 AM
1

Zero. I budget zero. I am the prize, not my wealth. Sometimes expenses happen in the adventures I create, but they are minimal. You gotta look past tradition.
/r/askTRP12/11/18 12:26 AM
1

I did not understand. Why would you ever EVER want any of these crazy bitches to know where you live? This is your fortress of solitude. That’s why she has a place.
/r/askTRP12/11/18 12:18 AM
1

Getting yourself stuck in a lease with an insane woman is about as beta as it gets. The only thing more beta is feeling guilty for behaving like a pussy loving man.
/r/askTRP12/11/18 12:15 AM
1

You pushed too hard, too far with no encouragement from her. Her initial reservations were confirmed. She ain’t interested.
/r/askTRP12/11/18 12:05 AM
0

Preach
/r/askTRP11/11/18 11:56 PM
1

Walk away. Without imagination, this girl will destroy you.
/r/askTRP11/11/18 07:49 PM
1

That’s why I’m with you.
/r/askTRP05/11/18 02:54 AM
3

All the benefits, none of the work.
/r/askTRP03/11/18 12:31 AM
3

Teach her to play poker and bankroll her.
/r/askTRP31/10/18 03:22 AM
13

Winter is coming and you MUST stay warm.
/r/askTRP27/10/18 03:45 AM
1

Girl “with a boyfriend that I banged”. I did read correctly.
/r/askTRP25/10/18 04:03 PM
0

You banged a girls BF a couple of times? I think you are in the wrong subreddit.
/r/askTRP25/10/18 04:34 AM
2

Limber up. You’re gonna have to do it yourself.
/r/askTRP25/10/18 04:20 AM
3

Reddit
/r/askTRP24/10/18 04:33 PM
1

Dump her and get one of those sex dolls.
/r/askTRP24/10/18 03:23 AM
2

Move on. If she wanted you to ring her bell, you’d be ringing it.
/r/askTRP24/10/18 03:19 AM
1

No social media give you higher SMV.
/r/askTRP24/10/18 03:15 AM
3

That’s funny, Chris told me they make my dick taste like gummy bears. That bastard.
/r/askTRP24/10/18 02:06 AM
14

Invite her to your place, then give her your SS # and all your credit card numbers.
/r/askTRP24/10/18 02:01 AM
7

Ask about her friend.
/r/askTRP21/10/18 07:40 AM
1

It’s very common when they poke a hole in the condom.
/r/askTRP13/10/18 03:21 AM
1

“She says it’s okay if i do “ = beta. Go ahead, “let” her spend the night with him.
/r/askTRP03/10/18 07:09 PM
5

Only if it stink!
/r/askTRP16/09/18 04:00 AM
1

Because it’s obsessive behavior. She either wants to fuck you or murder you. I think the chances of her being a killer are slim.
/r/askTRP14/09/18 02:01 AM
2

Yes. She is interested.
/r/askTRP14/09/18 01:55 AM
1

And yet you still answered me.
/r/askTRP13/09/18 06:30 AM
1

Dump her. Or be her emotional tampon, then she can dump you after she’s all better and needs a fresh start.
/r/askTRP13/09/18 06:27 AM
1

It works on the dumb ones. The smart girls know what time it is.
/r/askTRP13/09/18 06:22 AM
4

She want you to fix her life. You can do that by being her good friend and listening to her and providing plenty of attention. OR... give her a deep dicking so good she will forget she ever had any problems.
/r/askTRP12/09/18 10:37 PM
1

The daughter.
/r/askTRP12/09/18 02:12 AM
1

Sigh.
/r/askTRP11/09/18 09:14 PM
1

It sounds like you’re describing your mom. I hope you aren’t really banging her.
/r/askTRP11/09/18 08:57 PM
2

You unblocked her!?!? I believe that makes you a drama queen also.
/r/askTRP11/09/18 08:54 PM
1

She is the Sun and you’re a little distant planet among many other planets circling her gravity because she is the one who runs this “social group”. You’re beta and she knows it.
/r/askTRP11/09/18 08:52 PM
0

Ignore the comment, apologize to the guy, and buy him a new drink. Puts you at higher value.
/r/askTRP11/09/18 08:44 PM
1

Crazy is the best thing you can put your dick in. Just don’t let her know where you live!
/r/askTRP11/09/18 08:40 PM
1

Why are you letting women define you?
/r/askTRP11/09/18 08:34 PM
1

You’re the backup plan.
/r/askTRP11/09/18 08:33 PM
2

You do want to fuck her friend and got called on it. That ain’t a shit test. The fact that you don’t see this is a symptom of oneitas.
/r/askTRP11/09/18 08:31 PM
1

Mama always comes first unless Daddy is rich and then she’s acting.
/r/askTRP11/09/18 08:25 PM
-1

If you didn’t get her to the point of ripping YOUR clothes off, it’s pity sex, bro.
/r/askTRP11/09/18 08:22 PM
1

Your username is a lie. Quit lying to us and start lying to the ladies!
/r/askTRP11/09/18 08:19 PM
2

Move out of her house.
/r/askTRP11/09/18 08:17 PM
2

So stinky it don’t wash off. Hahaha!
/r/askTRP10/09/18 05:05 AM
0

Online dating was invented for unattractive people.
/r/askTRP10/09/18 05:03 AM
1

The dude with the big dick is tearing up real estate your little dick isn’t even aware of.
/r/askTRP06/09/18 09:12 PM
6

First of all, you do give a shit because you posted about it here.
/r/askTRP06/09/18 09:09 PM
0

I bet those girls wear a little Hitler in their pants.
/r/askTRP06/09/18 09:05 PM
2

Those hot chicks fart. And when they do it’s NASTY. Worse that a dog fart on a hot summer day in the car with the windows up and the heater on. Now, go get em Champ!
/r/askTRP06/09/18 10:40 AM
1

Go out with your friend and treat her good, play it up and put on a show. Make her laugh. Have the best time ever but no overacting. Now, if your show is going well and you have even an ounce of desirability there’s gonna be at least one chick and probably more watching you and thinking “why’s that bitch with him, I’m better than her. I can make that man happy”. Get some eye contact on the sly (of course) and toy with your new target from afar for longer than necessary. After all, you’re enjoyin…
/r/askTRP06/09/18 10:29 AM
2

Let me guess, she has a nice ass and you’re going to make Youtube videos.
/r/askTRP06/09/18 10:09 AM
1

She wouldn’t lie if she respected you. You’re her cuck. Save yourself and walk away or sacrifice yourself to her skills.
/r/askTRP06/09/18 09:55 AM
1

When you text, she is going to put you off again.
/r/askTRP06/09/18 09:39 AM
1

You are 21 and live with your Mom. Move out.
/r/askTRP06/09/18 09:27 AM
1

Why don’t you stop banging her and just be friends. That way she can be attached to you and bang other guys while you hold her purse.
/r/askTRP06/09/18 09:16 AM
2

How do you know they are lesbians? Sounds judgy to me. Maybe one of them has a crush on you and is flirting. Toughen up, Buttercup.
/r/askTRP06/09/18 08:58 AM
5

Whose got time for standards. If the ladies had standards, no one here would be getting laid.
/r/askTRP06/09/18 08:44 AM
1

It’s over. Now get out there and live, Slugger!
/r/askTRP06/09/18 08:34 AM
1

This girl has done things you haven’t even thought of yet.
/r/askTRP06/09/18 08:20 AM
7

If it wasn’t a test, you won by avoiding drama. If it was a test, she is obsessing over you right now.
/r/askTRP06/09/18 08:19 AM
1

I don’t know what SMV is, but... If you have to “act” charismatic, join a “sports” team, and enter a talent show to get it, yours is low. LLLOOOOOWWWWW. Forget the girl and focus on you.
/r/askTRP06/09/18 08:07 AM
0

When she starts, quickly ask her to stop and remind her that she is a lesbian.
/r/askTRP06/09/18 08:00 AM
-1

You’re trying way too hard. Total beta move.
/r/askTRP06/09/18 07:50 AM
0

You one-up her with that story about how your Grandmother’s friend taught you to pleasure a woman when you were 14.
/r/askTRP06/09/18 07:14 AM
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