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"HEY YOU GUYS I DID A LOT OF SEXY SEX WITH REAL SEXY SEXUAL WOMEN!!" OP I'm not talking shit and I honestly believe you on this. But dude, none of us know your or have any insight into who you are as a person at all, there is literally no way for us to know if this is true or not. Since we have no way to different truth from fiction here this sort of post, the "I had a sex, now I will teach you my ways so you may also do one or more sexings" comes across as boastful nonsense. It's not that you'r…
/r/seduction01/08/26 09:29 PM
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I don't fuck people I'm not attracted to. Wait, do you guys do that? Why? It strikes me as pretty cruel to the other person and it's not like the sex is as wondrous or life affirming as it is when you genuinely want it. Is this seriously a big thing for you guys?
/r/seduction25/06/26 08:21 PM
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In this scenario I tend to go with a calm, confident, "EXCUSE ME MA'AM CAN I PLEASE DRY FINGER YOU FOR A WHILE OR WHAT?!"
/r/seduction22/06/26 08:41 PM
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Wait, hold on... are you even involved with this woman romantically? Like have you and she slept together?
/r/seduction14/06/26 12:24 AM
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OP I don't understand what you're looking for here. Your entire post is just you saying "i met a girl. She's scamming me, she has scammed me in the past and is scamming me now, and in the future she's planning to scam me some more." You aren't asking if you're being scammed, you KNOW you are, lol. Your options here are: 1. Keep being scammed out of money, or 2. Don't. Is it like... are you looking for outside permission to stop sending a scammer money? You've got it! You have my permission to st…
/r/seduction14/06/26 12:21 AM
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It's so wild to me how many people genuinely believe "hey don't think about this," is a valid position, lol.
/r/seduction10/06/26 09:07 AM
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This is one of the strangest threads ive ever seen on here, and that's REALLY saying something, lol. OP is convinced of some truly insane things that make zero rational sense AND he's being super weird and defensive to anyone who disagrees with him on literally anything, haha. I'm going to ignore the sexism here and just focus on the weird stuff. Rating people's attractiveness 1-10 is, by its nature, a subjective process. No two people are going to rate a woman exactly the same way, because peop…
/r/seduction10/06/26 12:46 AM
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"I'm dating someone and it's going well. Should I let my insecurities get in the way of my own happiness?" No, dude, you should not, lol. This is not a major concern. The entire point of dating is to see if you vibe with a person and want to spend more time with them. It seems you both like each other, freaking out over something as trivial as this just isnt a good idea. You're letting ideas from the manosphere and/or the scummier men in this group inform your ideas about women. It seems like sh…
/r/seduction09/06/26 09:18 AM
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You're replying to a 20 day old conversation with a bunch of irrelevant nonsense that literally does not make sense. I have no clue what you're going for here, man!
/r/seduction09/06/26 04:07 AM
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This is a really good point OP! Men actually never get jealous so this is a completely reasonable thing to call women out over, lol
/r/seduction09/06/26 02:19 AM
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You've experienced this with A woman, it isn't something common to ALL women, lol. There's no way for anyone else to know if this is good or bad for tour relationship; this is something you need to speak directly to her about. It just strikes me as a super weird question, man! Women aren't a monolith, plus this would vary culture to culture or even place to place.
/r/seduction08/06/26 09:57 AM
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What in the absolute shit are you talking about
/r/seduction08/06/26 05:19 AM
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Something really similar happened to me one time. I (sort of, it doesn't matter) worked at this bar. The bartender was gorgeous and we would flirt sometimes. Then one night I had THREE DIFFERENT customers tell me the bartender had been talking about how she wanted me to ask her out. So at the end of the night I went over to her and asked her out, and she said NO and absolutely would not explain why, hahaha. I'm still a LITTLE bit salty about it; I STILL have a crush on that woman and I never fig…
/r/seduction06/06/26 06:16 AM
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They really dont, lol
/r/seduction03/06/26 09:06 PM
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It depends on what you consider "successful." Can you fuck a lot of women while being a dipshit misogynist? Absolutely, yes! Can you have adult, mutually satisfying romantic relationships with women while being a dipshit misogynist? Probably not, dawg! OP posting this question, from his "success means fuckin'" perspective is pretty much just him saying "i am misogynistic, will you guys please tell me I'm cool?"
/r/seduction03/06/26 09:05 PM
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Super Mario Bros. 3
/r/seduction30/05/26 11:51 AM
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I was straight up terrified of attractive women until I was almost 30, lol. The idea of flirting with someone freaked me out tremendously and I had to absolutely force myself to do it. Rejection HURTS. It sucks a lot and makes you feel very bad about yourself. And then, the next time, it sucks and hurts, but maybe a tiny bit less. I realized at one point that it really isn't... well it's PERSONAL, but being rejected isnt actually a negative thing. If someone isnt attracted to you, they're saving…
/r/seduction30/05/26 04:40 AM
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Honestly 1. "Treat them like people" also works really well, because of how they literally are people.
/r/seduction30/05/26 02:54 AM
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As others have said it depends on the pussy and on the woman it's attached to, but in proper circumstances I enjoy eating pussy more than most other sex acts, including receiving oral.
/r/seduction27/05/26 08:52 AM
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I dunno, why WOULDN'T it be? Lol
/r/seduction27/05/26 08:42 AM
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Have you considered moving? You're young still, and young people have INFINITELY more social opportunities in cities.
/r/seduction27/05/26 07:28 AM
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"I'm experiencing a deep and beautiful connection with another human being. How do I stop?"
/r/seduction27/05/26 01:04 AM
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My god people here view the world in a bizarre fucking way, lol. You're literally saying "is it possible to make friends?" and like, yes, yes it is.
/r/seduction27/05/26 12:47 AM
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You should message her when you feel like messaging her. She is a person and you're treating her like a video game; there is no "correct" time or style to text in because everyone likes different things. Don't think about your optimal strategy, think "I'm going to do what I want to, not what some weirdos on reddit tell me to do."
/r/seduction26/05/26 05:22 AM
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I got invited to one once, it was only the first step in a multiple step process to actually going and I eventually decided against it.
/r/seduction25/05/26 08:31 AM
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Yes pickup artistry is very clearly evil. It's literally physiological warfare designed to make women sad enough to sleep with mediocre men, it's undeniably a terrible thing. I get the impulse to say like "this thing that i do isn't evil!" but there are no valid reasons to support pickup artistry. It's weaponized misogyny that rises almost to the level of sexual violence.
/r/seduction24/05/26 05:15 AM
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It's possible sure, if you met on hinge there's likely some physical attraction there. But why not speak to him openly and honestly about your goals and what you want from him? Also like, as a dude who HAS been seduced over a long distance, it really, really helps if you happen to be super hot. For me at least it knocked a lot of doubts out of my head, lol.
/r/seduction23/05/26 04:35 AM
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Miscommunication maybe. I'm not saying "paying a man to teach you to attract women, trick women into sleeping with you, and how to please women sexually automatically makes you worse at sex," I'm saying that "being the KIND OF man who thinks paying other men how to please women is a good idea makes OP less attractive to women." It's a small distinction, but a really important one.
/r/seduction19/05/26 11:47 PM
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What? "Insex for example, dumping water froma flowe vase onger at the right moment," and so on are SUCH BIZARRE things to say. Are you fucking women at funeral homes? Why are there VASES everywhere? Women will ABSOLUTELY tell you what they enjoy sexually, in words and in a zillion other ways. Some guy who tricks you into paying him thousands of dollars to say stuff like "trick her into a bathroom then throw her under running water" has no fucking clue what he's talking about, man. "A woman will …
/r/seduction19/05/26 11:37 PM
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No idea, I'm not a podcast person, haha. My point isn't about podcasts, I'm saying that listening to women is a way to actually work on and solve this issue for OP while listening to some extremely stupid, misogynistic men talk about how women are evil sluts for 90 minutes will NOT help with anything, lol.
/r/seduction19/05/26 11:25 PM
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Dude, spending 12k on coaches to teach you how to talk to women is probably a big part of why young, white american women don't want to sleep with you. You could have talked to some actual women for advice, likely for free. You're looking at women as if they're simultaneously a prize to be won and an obstacle to be overcome. But they arent those things, my friend, they're literally just people. Whether your goal is to find true and perfect love or to sleep with the absolute highest number of wom…
/r/seduction19/05/26 10:02 AM
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Yes that's fine, anyone who goes in public and starts crying because they can see the outline of a nipple is automatically lame as shit and totally in the wrong.
/r/seduction19/05/26 02:28 AM
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Listen to some podcasts made by women where women talk to each other. I swear to you it will give you more insight into them than listening to some dreadful dude talk about what he thinks women like based on something his racist uncle said, lol.
/r/seduction19/05/26 02:25 AM
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Does someone just go to chatGPT and say "spit out some inane, bullshit dating advice that I can post to a bunch of dudes," or is this like, genuine somehow? I genuinely do not understand posts like this one, i guess some of them drive some engagement but this cannot be a reliable way of pulling in money. I don't get it.
/r/seduction11/05/26 09:53 AM
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Probably like, one or two funny things have happened you during the course of your life, lol.
/r/seduction06/05/26 12:20 PM
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For me it's when we're making out and she does a little whimper thing. So yeah if someone you're making out with does that then she's probably interested
/r/seduction05/05/26 11:42 PM
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So many people miss this incredibly obvious point that it HAS to be on purpose. If a woman cheats on you and kills your baby and eats your dog, that REALLY sucks. It's going to screw up your life a ton. But it still makes absolutely no sense to say "ugh these femoids are always out here killing babies and eating dogs!" because women DIDN'T do that, lol. We cannot blame members of a demographic for things other members of their demographic do. "It IS women's fault when they waste a man's time!" i…
/r/seduction04/05/26 03:27 AM
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Nah dude this is PRECISELY what I mean. You're saying it yourself here; your views are based on anecdotal evidence that you could VERY EASILY be making up. We know, statistically and with certainty that women are treated unfairly in many, many ways within our society. We know this because of hundreds of studies and surveys, there is a MASSIVE amount of data on all of this. But your response to mountains of unassailable evidence is to say "no, I know a girl who was mean so women have it easier th…
/r/seduction04/05/26 01:59 AM
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This is one of the reasons it's so difficult to take you weirdos seriously, man. Nothing you've said here is based on anything but your own prejudice and entitlement. The stuff I've said here is backed up by data. We know, statistically, that women are mistreated in dozens of ways. I mean for shit's sake dude, I made a comment here saying like "perhaps America has some issues with sexism, institutional and otherwise," and you were SO OFFENDED by it that you had a tantrum. I am arguing from a pos…
/r/seduction03/05/26 08:01 PM
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This is a funny thread. OP was like "dating can be challenging for men and women both," and like a dozen dudes immediately jumped up and yelled 'NO THAT'S NOT TRUE WOMEN HAVE EVERYTHING EASY ALL THE TIME AND MEN ARE PURELY KIND AND WONDERFUL," hahaha. A lot of you guys have become genuine parodies of yourselves. I understand that you're angry at women for existing while you desire them but that isn't actually their fault, lol. Women have to deal with a TON of horrible shit that men do not, and d…
/r/seduction02/05/26 10:16 PM
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"If you treat women as subhuman annoyances they'll love you forever!" is advice that only "works" for men whose goal is to be in abusive relationships. This is misogynistic pickup artist shit that makes the world a worse place for literally everyone. "Just be a horrible person and most people will do what you say" is a revolting way to go through life, lol.
/r/seduction02/05/26 06:50 AM
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...Walmart? For real though dude, your mindset here shows that you think of women as machines with instruction manuals rather than as people. "I talk to every attractive woman i see!" "100 women in a row have ghosted me, could this be something I'M doing?" and so on are revealing your worldview here a bit. Sincerely dude, they're just people. Right now you're treating them as objects or prizes so obviously that approximately 100% of them are getting grossed out by it. To me this is almost certai…
/r/seduction01/05/26 11:44 PM
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This is exactly what I'm saying, dude. Women don't group us, SOME women group us. It's immaterial anyhow, (someone else doing something that sucks doesn't make it okay) but what you've said here is exactly what I was calling out above. Women are not a homogenous mass, women are billions of people. It's just all so SILLY, your view towards women is super adversarial, to the point where you think "if they do something bad so can I, because we're competing groups on two different sides!" I'm saying…
/r/seduction28/04/26 12:30 PM
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A woman doing something bad doesnt mean women as people are all bad, lol. We don't hold every white man personally responsibile for the crimes of Stephen Miller or Jeffery Dahmer; a person being from a certain demographic does not determine their behavior. This applies to women too, man, and you should really sit and think about what you're saying here.
/r/seduction24/04/26 03:36 PM
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Dude, sincerely, this comes across as either AI slop deliberately posted as ragebait or as though it was written in a fugue state by a guy who just listened to 16 straight hours of manosphere garbage. You aren't giving people good advice here, you are displaying your incredibly backward worldview and it's embarrassing. Pickup artist style philosophy is rapey and grotesque. Women are human beings who deserve agency and you're talking about them as though they are commodities or consumer goods in …
/r/seduction24/04/26 03:32 PM
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I'm not trying to be confrontational here, I'm just autistic and confused, lol. But I see a bunch of comments on this thread saying stuff like "yes, you should fly women you don't know out to meet you" and "i say yes but I'd fly to China for sex!" and so on and I'm confused. I do not understand why people would feel positively about this whole thing. Is it like, a flex? Like "I will show this woman I don't really know how wealthy I am by purchasing a plane ticket for her?" I've had a long distan…
/r/seduction13/04/26 07:22 PM
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"Is smoking a pipe seen as uncool?" "Yes." "Dude WHAT give me a BREAK how dare u?" Sincerely man, if I had to choose between smoking a Sherlockian pipe in front of a woman I wanted to sleep with and having an extended, animated conversation about warhammer fantasy minifigures I would pick the warhammer figures EVERY TIME, lol. Smoking a pipe in 2026 is pure affectation. You are going out of your way to be different and "old school" as an attempt to look cool or at LEAST to stand out. There are o…
/r/seduction07/04/26 02:11 AM
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What's AGB?
/r/seduction29/03/26 07:57 PM
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Just be honest with them. If it means they won't sleep with you that's okay; they're human beings with agency and they deserve to know the details when making decisions. If you're lying about your intentions so women will fuck you you're being a gigantic scumbag.
/r/seduction25/03/26 05:52 AM
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Well that's horrifying, lol. Is that why you two broke up? It's a pretty great reason, haha.
/r/seduction22/03/26 03:17 PM
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I dated a woman who wore a 28f at one point and it was literally one of the coolest things that's ever happened in my entire life. I was going to put an "lol" at the end of my last sentence but I'm not actually joking or being self-effacing, it just genuinely ruled and I MISS her, hahaha.
/r/seduction21/03/26 01:36 AM
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If you have contact info for her you can ask her openly and directly. If you DON'T have her info then you will likely never know exactly what happened. It could be any number of reasons or none at all. By far the most likely scenario here is that she just didn't like you as much as yiu thought she did, which is a completely normal thing to have happen. But WHATEVER it was, you should pull back from this and try again with someone else. Try to take a lesson from this and move on, friend.
/r/seduction16/03/26 08:27 AM
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You're being misogynistic and pathetic here, my dude. Me saying "women are people and get to do whatever they want, quit whining about it" isn't the gross part of this situation, lol.
/r/seduction21/12/25 07:25 AM
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Be more interesting, lol. Women don't owe you a response; it is completely fine for anyone to ditch out of a dating situation at any point. This is just something that happens. Don't take it personally!
/r/seduction21/12/25 07:23 AM
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One time a woman sent me an opening message on a dating site that just said "we should have sex" and i responded "how about right now?" We saw each other multiple times without learning one another's names, which we were both into, haha. I didn't have sex in this instance but outside at my high school reunion I had a weirdly graphic conversation with some old classmates as the night was wrapping up. There was a different woman (not a classmate) standing nearby, so once my classmates left I said …
/r/seduction14/12/25 10:16 PM
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I keep seeing these long, idiotic, clearly AI rants in this sub recently and it's really gross, lol. I don't know who's profiting or what anyone is gaining from posting insane, computer generated rants about how women are evil so it's okay to manipulate or trick them into sleeping with you but this is EXACTLY the kind of misogynistic nonsense that gives this community its terrible reputation.
/r/seduction10/12/25 11:54 PM
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It definitely isn't!
/r/seduction09/12/25 06:26 PM
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This is some of the most misogynistic nonsense I've ever read, and I used to moderate a Facebook group called "Tipsy Trump Supporters' Gender Roles Discussion Club," lol.
/r/seduction09/12/25 05:48 PM
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American politics almost always affects women more than men. For a lot of us dudes, basic, day to day life does not change whether there's a democrat or republican in the white house, in a way that just isn't true for women. Regardless of your own personal politics, no reasonable person can argue that the american right is better for women than the American left; the left has issues with misogyny for sure but the right has misogyny as an actual policy platform. Republicans literally, objectively…
/r/seduction29/07/25 12:58 AM
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Have you tried... liking women?
/r/seduction27/08/24 03:39 PM
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