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10

Yes but wave it side to side like a flare and chuck it just like that one dude did in Jurassic Park.
/r/seduction10/07/26 07:37 PM
1

Taste the rainbow
/r/seduction07/07/26 11:37 PM
2

For a complete stranger, about 30ish minutes.
/r/seduction20/09/25 01:03 PM
4

Bro, jackin' off to the idea of the hot girl you blew it with from your date doesn't count as sex. I'm sorry man, don't mean to be the bearer of bad news.
/r/seduction17/08/25 07:02 PM
3

Men and women do it. Nothing wrong or disgusting about it unless you’re exclusive with a person or persons.
/r/seduction17/08/25 04:10 PM
2

Hey man. Don’t be an ahole, I’m trying to work with the info I got or as I get it lol But whatever aside I’m hoping you get laid and get paid. That’s what it is all about
/r/seduction14/08/25 08:46 PM
4

Bro idk your life story lol. You telling me there isn’t some cute slide operator or custodial chick or something? Cmon man. I know we all want that shiny golden apple hanging from the top of the tree but sometimes we got to settle for the fallen, slightly rotten ones.
/r/seduction14/08/25 08:40 PM
5

I hear you dude but I’m happy you got your water. That sht it’s important. Idk man. Hit up other guards. That’s what I use to do.
/r/seduction14/08/25 08:26 PM
35

Guard your water lol
/r/seduction14/08/25 08:20 PM
5

I’ve had some weirdly successful moments. Not a lot, but enough to remember. Years ago, pre-pandemic, I mass messaged girls on Tinder with “it’s the end of the world, let’s do a little anal” because this big hurricane was suppose to hit where I lived. One girl replied, “not down for anal, but down to fuck.” I honestly thought she was trolling me. A few hours later, we met up and fucked in my car. Another time, back when I was a CP at Disney, this girl I wasn’t even into (she was a bit husky) ins…
/r/seduction12/08/25 07:53 PM
0

It’s not, but I take that as a compliment.
/r/seduction11/08/25 02:30 AM
11

It's not though. Japan is a very male dominated society. To say misogyny doesn't exist there denies the reality that is. Likewise, Freud was somewhat right about how men, especially in male dominated cultures, view their Madonnas versus how they view their mistresses ("whores").
/r/seduction09/08/25 10:24 PM
9

Freud described what’s now called the “Madonna–whore complex,” where some men split women into two extremes: those like the Virgin Mary (“Madonna”) as the pure, untouchable ideal, and the “whore” as the sexual object. The “Madonna” is respected but often seen as off limits sexually, while the “whore” is desired precisely because she’s devalued. Let's be honest, he wasn't necessarily wrong here. There’s a real subset of men fixated on purity, we see it all the time in culture and online. On the f…
/r/seduction09/08/25 10:21 PM
2

I don’t. Flowers on a date are nice. I don’t know if I’d do it on a first date.
/r/seduction29/07/25 02:33 PM
4

Yeah the dirty bedroom/bathroom is any photo, guy or girl, nude or not, is well gross. Like I get being your real self but with dating, especially with strangers, try to put your best self forward.
/r/seduction27/07/25 05:37 PM
9

It’s like that one scene in Animal House and guess what man, you did the right thing. Good on you. And no shopping carts were needed.
/r/seduction20/07/25 04:28 PM
1

Wasn’t there a movie about this?
/r/seduction14/07/25 01:13 PM
24

Not for dating, but I've met and fucked people from Reddit. Actually one of the best fwb was a girl I connected with on Reddit. Phenomenal in bed.
/r/seduction28/06/25 03:47 PM
1

If you can approach women as a chub, then by the time you lose weight, you’ll be able to approach them as not a chub.
/r/seduction01/06/25 02:23 PM
1

I think a lot of it is complacency. If you’re single you’re actively looking for dates and to get laid. As soon as you have that consistency, you suddenly find yourself not needing to try as hard.
/r/seduction25/05/25 04:30 PM
31

Just pretend that you are, become their best friend and cue terrible romcom plots from the 90s and early 2000s.
/r/seduction06/05/25 12:37 AM
3

Came here looking for a response like this.
/r/seduction05/05/25 07:16 PM
1

I didn’t say it was or wasn’t made up of “believing Muslims.” All I said was that it was historically secular due to the immense influence of Kemalism. France has historically been predominantly full of “believing Catholics” it also has a 100+ year tradition of laicite.
/r/seduction03/05/25 09:57 AM
24

But it’s more cultural. Turkey has a long history of secularism dating back to Kemal. But ever since Erdogan it’s taken an unfortunate conservative, religious shift.
/r/seduction29/04/25 01:56 PM
1

Perhaps in a relationship but right off the bat of meeting someone? Nah fuck that.
/r/seduction28/04/25 02:51 PM
1

Depends how much I’ve had to drink.
/r/seduction28/04/25 02:50 PM
122

Best sex I ever has was with a girl who was a 4/5. She wasn’t fat (not that there’s anything wrong with that btw, just not my thing), just skinny, taller and lanky but man did she fuck like a champ lol
/r/seduction25/04/25 04:41 AM
1

Become more interesting.
/r/seduction24/04/25 06:06 AM
47

“Then I posted about it on Reddit on my smartphone.”
/r/seduction19/04/25 11:24 PM
3

Isn’t there a notable difference between the one everybody (oral) has versus the one that’s an STD?
/r/seduction16/04/25 07:39 PM
13

The best sex I ever had was with a 5, the worst was with a 10.
/r/seduction18/03/25 02:52 PM
2

It means it’s time to move on. Don’t burn bridges, you never know, but don’t waste the energy and effort in trying to tap that ass.
/r/seduction20/02/25 03:27 AM
21

Well the idea of an American husband and/or money.
/r/seduction28/01/25 03:45 PM
2

Just be like “yo girl, you make me want to fatwa all over ya.” Wins ‘em over 0% of the time.
/r/seduction22/01/25 03:29 PM
1

means multiple biscuits Yah it does
/r/seduction30/12/24 02:13 PM
4

Here’s what you do. You buy a biscotti. And you dip it into your coffee. First you just gently tap the surface of it. Maybe slap it with your biscotti a little bit. Then you push that biscotti into the coffee, moving it around, feelings the dimensions of the cup as you do, then you pull it out a little and push back in. Then pull it out again and push back in again but angling it against the left side of the coffee cup, letting it drag against that side as you pull it out again and push it back …
/r/seduction30/12/24 05:47 AM
3

Yep. Met quite a few. Full disclosure it’s an uphill battle though. Honestly better to meet somebody in person unless you’re looking for a niche or something.
/r/seduction18/12/24 09:11 PM
10

It’s like a cabby driver in Panama once told my friend and me, “$5 for 5 minutes.”
/r/seduction17/12/24 06:42 AM
14

Yes
/r/seduction17/12/24 05:25 AM
0

Medical and retail.
/r/seduction09/12/24 06:46 PM
1

A 3.5. She was chubby, maybe cute if she lost the weight but I really don’t like bigger girls.
/r/seduction06/12/24 02:09 AM
3

Yeah, I’m honestly tired of all this “evolutionary speaking” pseudoscience people throw around to explain what kind of men women want or why women behave a certain way. Like, the existence of the pill alone proves humans aren’t just driven by some biological urge to reproduce. It’s oversimplified nonsense—kind of like social Darwinism, but even dumber.
/r/seduction20/11/24 04:53 PM
6

Ngl I prefer women with a higher “body count,” they usually know what they are doing. As long as they are clean, smash on.
/r/seduction20/11/24 04:47 PM
3

“And don’t forget that Eminem and his raps and playing the gta is making american kids little violent punk criminals.” /s
/r/seduction07/11/24 03:38 PM
6

This can’t be real. Of course it can be. Doesn’t make it good or even acceptable. But I can easily believe it’s real.
/r/seduction24/09/24 03:09 AM
2

…of a plan.
/r/seduction17/09/24 02:42 PM
28

I doubt OP was looking to talk with them too much.
/r/seduction06/08/24 11:13 PM
3

Honestly, yes. Been dating my SO for a couple years now and I do miss the chase sometimes lol
/r/seduction06/06/24 04:25 PM
2

I’m usually all for shooting your shot but cmon this is lazy.
/r/seduction04/06/24 05:43 AM
15

Just do a group chat and be like “hey who is free?” What could go wrong, I know /s
/r/seduction02/06/24 03:49 PM
13

The thing is somebody or everybody will eventually develop some feelings, the amount varies but it’s inevitable, especially the more you see that person. Now if it’s a ONS and you never see them again, that’s something very different.
/r/seduction22/05/24 12:32 PM
2

It being exciting and new.
/r/seduction03/03/24 02:13 PM
2

Nothing wrong with that.
/r/seduction12/08/23 12:00 PM
3

^ This guy spends most of his “dating time” fcking his hand (and now we know why).
/r/seduction16/07/23 05:01 PM
23

You know I’ve been around the block quite a few times. Can say some of the best sex I’ve ever had (talking the pele of anal here) was with a girl who was a 5 at best. She may have been tall and lanky. But man oh man did she fuck like a champ.
/r/seduction13/07/23 08:20 PM
2

I would but I like to live dangerously. Jokes aside. It’s up to you. As others have said STDs and pregnancy are both real risks.
/r/seduction31/10/22 06:59 PM
2

Home Depot
/r/seduction29/10/22 06:07 AM
0

Not gonna lie, I’ve been around the block a few times and I can say I’ve jerked off after sex. It’s kinda hot to think about the person you’ve just fucked, etc.
/r/seduction25/10/22 12:37 AM
1

Those are rookie numbers.
/r/seduction25/10/22 12:33 AM
7

I play it by ear tbh. There’s no specific set time. If she’s not feeling it, that’s perfectly ok. I respectfully make my intentions/interests clear from the start and move on.
/r/seduction22/10/22 09:39 PM
9

I definitely mind waiting. With that said I want her to want it too and if she doesn’t that’s ok, I’m gonna move on. Plenty of fish in the sea.
/r/seduction22/10/22 06:18 PM
1

It’s easier that’s why.
/r/seduction15/10/22 02:28 AM
1

Just because you dress your hand up and give handys behind your local Dennys does not make a gf you have. Jks aside what the hell has happened to this sub. It use to be alright.
/r/seduction03/10/22 11:16 AM
1

Sounds like it’s time to move on.
/r/seduction22/09/22 03:12 AM
1

You know I lost my virginity on a mission trip. Did a ton of stuff at church with both guys and girls (I’m heteroflexible). Hell first girl I crushed hard on as an adult was while attending a friends in house Bible study led by his dad while I was in college. So go for it. Worse case scenario you put yourself through some horseshit for an hour or two. Best case, you get more ass than a Walmart toilet seat (not from church alone but you get my point hopefully).
/r/seduction18/09/22 11:51 PM
1

When did this sub become a relationship one? It’s about seducing somebody or somebodys. Not a “how do I get a SO?”
/r/seduction18/09/22 03:41 PM
8

Well you should have. It’s Reddit lol a place where eventually all jokes are made
/r/seduction13/09/22 02:33 PM
1

You just do. I mean short of having a time machine, there isn’t much you can do. So accept the situation, work on getting paid and getting laid
/r/seduction10/09/22 01:31 PM
2

You’d be surprised. My mindset is as long as everybody is consenting, go for it.
/r/seduction07/09/22 04:40 PM
9

Behind Dennys
/r/seduction04/09/22 03:39 AM
3

Eh, my guess is you’re probably not as great in the sheets as you think are. Having a big cock ain’t all that it’s cracked up to be.
/r/seduction03/09/22 01:30 PM
10

Suggest a ménage a trois. It sorta worked out for Seinfeld.
/r/seduction01/09/22 04:27 PM
1

Yah at 23 you totally have an idea of what you want.
/r/seduction27/08/22 06:32 PM
3

I’d still give a damn if somebody stole my car tbh I mean that’s my car! (It’s not a great last point tbh but what you’re trying to say is absolutely right- if all your attention is on one person you’re more likely to be affected by that person).
/r/seduction23/08/22 12:29 PM
1

I mean why not lol
/r/seduction21/08/22 12:56 PM
4

As your about to go down on her, blare ‘welcome to the jungle’
/r/seduction21/08/22 11:45 AM
1

Dick in a [pizza] box. One, cut a hole in a box. Two put your junk in that box. Three make her open that box and that’s the way you do it.
/r/seduction18/08/22 01:13 PM
4

I’m just gonna say it: stop smoking. Weed can do this to you.
/r/seduction17/08/22 11:53 PM
1

Not something to bring up on the first date necessarily. Maybe after some time or if it’s somebody you’re seeking a relationship with, then of course.
/r/seduction13/08/22 04:59 PM
0

Bro you’re missing my point. You have this opinion for a reason. Either you’re an incel, you had a shitty experience with a chick, or both.
/r/seduction13/08/22 12:34 AM
2

She probably has that OF account because your insecurities result in over the top attempts to control and jealousy.
/r/seduction12/08/22 02:16 PM
1

Great comment
/r/seduction12/08/22 02:15 PM
27

It actually was less cringey. Values change, cultures and ideas change. Not saying this makes anything ok. But back then being a self proclaimed PUA garnered eye rolls. Not as much cringe as it does today.
/r/seduction09/08/22 12:27 AM
3

Maybe. But douchebags get laid more than simps.
/r/seduction03/08/22 03:40 AM
1

You should go back to that Publix, smear honey and mustard on your bare chest, and start yelling obscenities in German to protest the Russian invasion of the Ukraine.
/r/seduction31/07/22 02:02 PM
1

Some jealousy is normal. If it’s controlling you and how you act it’s gone too far. If somebody wants to cheat, they’re going to and you can’t stop that. If it happens, you move on. Accept that. If you can’t help but think it’s always happening regardless of the person you date, then you need to stop dating and see a therapist. Because it means you’re very insecure.
/r/seduction30/07/22 08:46 PM
15

To be fair, he’s not your friend. He decided you weren’t worth hanging out back in the day. A friend is worth sticking around for. A bad friend isn’t your friend.
/r/seduction27/07/22 03:57 PM
2

I mean it is a woman’s choice. It’s also your choice too.
/r/seduction27/07/22 03:55 PM
11

In a line at a coffee shop
/r/seduction23/07/22 06:44 PM
50

Hold your liquor better my man. You think and act more clearly.
/r/seduction23/07/22 04:15 PM
2

Make her watch.
/r/seduction23/07/22 01:49 PM
1

Gotta start reading up on those Winston Churchill quips.
/r/seduction20/07/22 01:29 PM
1

Eat fresh!
/r/seduction15/07/22 12:48 PM
1

Friend did this and he was happy. Hell I took him there. It is what it is. Personally I found out I enjoy the challenge.
/r/seduction14/07/22 09:34 PM
1

Ok, that makes more sense lol
/r/seduction12/07/22 01:49 PM
1

You’re not continuing any logic, your supplanting your feelings in place of my objective logic. I have to chuckle at this a little. Unless you're talking numbers, there is no objective truth here. It's a matter of opinion, an interpretation of events, shaped by our own life experiences and biases. I’m not racist; you can speak for yourself. Oh, sweet, simple summer child. We're all racist, whether we realize it or not. Want to know the sad truth? You’re mad you’re not white. Which is sad. You sh…
/r/seduction12/07/22 01:40 PM
0

Of course I’m racist. We all are. But I’m willing to admit that bias exists. And that goes a long way into saying it’s not even there. With that said, I’m continuing your logic or lack thereof. Putting words in your mouth- not so much. Showing how absurd the narrative of race is just a preference.
/r/seduction12/07/22 01:12 PM
-1

There’s a degree of depth here that I admit is probably lost on you and that’s alright. Ignorance and bliss usually go hand in hand. tl;dr historically/presently race isn’t your typical “preference,” unless I missed the part of history class where they went over short men being enslaved or bald men being segregated.
/r/seduction12/07/22 01:09 PM
-2

Apples and oranges, friend. An obese person doesn’t have to remain obese. And you’re right anybody who writes off somebody based on their height or the amount of hair they have (or don’t) is shallow. But again apples and oranges. Because race is in a whole different ballpark. Because in modern history, race is a unique factor and it has played and continues to play a huge role. And based on that race, societal and cultural treatments and norms have varied greatly. Based on your race alone, could…
/r/seduction12/07/22 12:59 PM
7

Coworkers talk. Some more than others.
/r/seduction12/07/22 12:43 PM
-3

You’re right a preference is a preference and there isn’t anything wrong with that. Writing off an entire ethnic group isn’t a preference. It’s what we call a racism. Let me guess - You’re as white as the snow is before somebody takes a piss in it?
/r/seduction12/07/22 12:40 PM
4

There isn’t some “force.” It’s called you crave and make exotic something you don’t have. Cultural shifts and values also play into this.
/r/seduction12/07/22 12:26 PM
1

There’s a difference between preference versus writing off an entire ethnicity. Sadly the OP is the latter. My preference is Latina and my least is AA and Asian. Funny enough, two of my longest lasting relationships was with an Asian chick and a girl who was half black. The point is while neither were my preference, I fell for the person. Not their race. I certainly never asked “how do I avoid black girls?” With that said, this sub is a shell of its former self. Full of right-wing gits and incel…
/r/seduction12/07/22 12:22 PM
1

Yah exactly. This is why OxyContin is bad! /s
/r/seduction10/07/22 05:43 PM
1

Emotions are always involved, just to varying degrees.
/r/seduction10/07/22 05:42 PM
1

Depends tbh
/r/seduction09/07/22 02:24 PM
-8

That’s not true at all. Those things improve your odds sure but women have to do more than just “spread… [their] legs.”
/r/seduction09/07/22 02:23 PM
2

Dude, truth is either your experience is limited or you’ve been boinking mostly women you didn’t like/find attractive/were lame in the sack. Now you found one that is whatever - super great by your standards- don’t cock it up by getting all “omg her puss is gold, let me place on a pedestal” and go from fuckbuddy to cringey cringe master and fuck up the dynamic. Go for the ride, if things develop sweet. If not there are other sweet strange out there. Considering the number of people in the world …
/r/seduction08/07/22 09:43 PM
0

Lust and love are not the same thing. Also this sounds super cringe. Like c’mon.
/r/seduction08/07/22 09:32 PM
6

Power!!!
/r/seduction07/07/22 07:35 AM
2

I did but emphasis being past tense. Bare in mind this was when I was a teen. I’m currently 30. Not gonna lie and say not having premature is the worst thing in the world. But lasting too long or not being able to come can be… frustrating for me and them.
/r/seduction06/07/22 01:16 PM
84

I can tell you this is not the case. I use to masturbate quite a bit as a kid. Quite a bit. And my problem as an adult isn’t coming to quickly, it’s taking to long or just not being able to.
/r/seduction05/07/22 10:31 PM
1

Panama is pretty great.
/r/seduction05/07/22 02:36 PM
3

Attraction is relative if we are being honest here. Some people find older people more attractive and some people find younger people attractive. The simplistic black and white mindset is just that: simplistic.
/r/seduction02/07/22 06:23 PM
7

I’ve seen kids who are chubby and knew people at college who were balding and wrinkly, people who were overweight also happen to have sagging/droopy skin.
/r/seduction02/07/22 04:38 PM
1

Why are you?
/r/seduction01/07/22 11:45 PM
0

This. This. THIS. Like fuck what the hell is wrong with you all? So fucking what if she’s a vestal virgin (ok depending on age maybe some concern) or has had a thousand guys before you (provided she doesn’t have an STD, not to say more partners means STDs, it takes only one, just a greater chance for exposure). Do you like her? Do you find her attractive? Does she like you? Find you attractive? Yah? Ok. Stfu and go along with it. Stop bitching and moaning about how “uh she’s practically a whore.…
/r/seduction29/06/22 10:17 PM
2

There are plenty of married women (and their husbands) that are open to that sort of thing.
/r/seduction29/06/22 02:43 PM
24

It’s like listening to a Christian bale internal dialogue in American psycho minus the charisma but with being slightly autistic and an average looking beta male who doesn’t do 600 sit ups a day.
/r/seduction19/06/22 08:08 PM
3

GGW
/r/seduction19/06/22 12:51 PM
3

Oh fuck. I don’t know why that made me laugh so hard. Take my up vote you son of a gun.
/r/seduction19/06/22 07:04 AM
2

So I don’t chime in here often. Although I use to under a different account. But if this person’s habits and sense of humor bother you this much this early on… then I’m not sure why you think it will get better later on in an actual relationship. Look there are always going to be things that bother us about other people, especially people we’re fucking/dating/seeing/whatever. You have to gauge to what degree they bother you and go from there.
/r/seduction14/06/22 06:47 PM
58

Not to sound like an ass but what’s this have to do with seduction?
/r/seduction10/02/22 05:01 AM
17

Dude. No means NO. Move the fuck on. You’re not gonna convince her or change her mind. You’re just creeping her out more and more. Every additional text, call, message, dm, etc. is just making it worse and worse. So stop.
/r/seduction09/02/22 06:41 AM
2

I also think some people have bad experiences as well. But yes the resentment is definitely a factor. Have a friend who thought casual sex was not for him then he got laid and lo and behold, it suddenly was ok lol
/r/seduction07/02/22 04:17 PM
4

You move on. It sucks but it happens. If she was into you or wanted more, she’d let you know. But she doesn’t. So move on. Edit: also when the fuck did this become a dating sub.
/r/seduction07/02/22 02:39 PM
1

Random King of the Hill quotes. Works every time. And by every time, I mean just some but really just a few of the time.
/r/seduction07/02/22 02:35 PM
15

It’s a constant back and forth. You crave what you don’t have and hate (well maybe not hate) what you have an abundance of. I literally bounce between periods of seeking just casual sex and wanting something more. Usually after an extended period of either. I wish I had a better answer, but I don’t.
/r/seduction07/02/22 08:07 AM
32

They’re not your friends, simple as that.
/r/seduction06/02/22 06:08 PM
13

I think people forget one thing about getting laid: it's not that hard. (That's what she said, oh wait...) Jokes aside. The best advice I got well over a decade ago and the best advice I can give is to put yourself out there and live. Join a gym, dine in once and a while (instead of taking food to go), go to a bar on the weekend, join a social activities group, etc. Over time you'll become more and more comfortable being who you are. Instead of being who you think you should be. You won't be obs…
/r/seduction06/02/22 12:49 AM
0

Not your problem, tbh
/r/seduction05/02/22 04:15 PM
2

Gotcha. The inability to catch the tone behind text can be hard to get a good read out of it.
/r/seduction03/02/22 05:02 PM
1

Wait was that a swipe at me?
/r/seduction03/02/22 04:57 PM
31

Holy shit, this sub has changed since I use to frequent it way back when…. (Like A LOT more incels). No it’s not wrong to want women. I’m a dude and I want women and occasionally men. And sometimes I’m just doing my own thing. Neither is right or wrong, it just is. As long as everybody is consenting, have fun.
/r/seduction03/02/22 03:56 PM
1

I always tell women I’m just keeping it casual. Not opposed to something more meaningful down the road. Some like that, some don’t. Some hear what you’re saying and some think after a night or two of dicking around, they’ll change you. Just be honest, man. They don’t like it, find somebody else. If they say ok, hopefully they truly understand what that means.
/r/seduction01/02/22 12:47 AM
1

God that title.
/r/seduction31/01/22 01:32 PM
17

It stands for “shake my vagina.” I know doesn’t make sense in the context it was used. Strange times we live in.
/r/seduction29/01/22 01:34 AM
2

Depends what you’re looking for. If you’re looking for a relationship, then you are most likely out of luck.
/r/seduction28/01/22 01:37 PM
2

Wait you guys have boned 3x and he asked if you loved him the second time? Uuuhhhhhh…..
/r/seduction24/01/22 02:51 PM
3

XD haha
/r/seduction22/01/22 03:56 PM
1

Damn bro, who hurt you?
/r/seduction20/01/22 10:09 PM
1

If you truly think that’s the sole reason, the reason at all instances or the reason for all women… you’re a fool. Physical attraction matters of course. But it’s not the only thing that matters. So yes, you’re being an incel.
/r/seduction20/01/22 03:16 PM
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Found the incel
/r/seduction20/01/22 11:04 AM
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Eiffel Tower. This solves all problems.
/r/seduction13/01/22 12:31 AM
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55+
/r/seduction03/01/22 01:45 PM
You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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