GoldeneAnanas Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
1	Does something like LVM music exist ? "You and me" by Milow ... miLOW tbh. Just look up the lyrics and puke a fountain...	/r/askFDS	02/07/20 09:06 AM
4	I Did Everything Wrong. LITERALLY. Everything. I hope that girl hes now with is a 100% sherry argov disciple and gives him the perfect bitch treatment while he doesn't have a clue what is happening to him haha	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	02/07/20 08:02 AM
2	Just found out my abusive ex, who once locked me out of my Airbnb in a foreign country (that had riots/unrest going on!), had to live through his worst nightmare. Justice. Nuclear revenge, covid edition 👌	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	02/07/20 07:51 AM
22	Why its important to date men that invest in you! we already spend alot of money being high maintenance💅🏾💁🏽‍♀️ This. His fucking bedroom looked as inviting as a hospital room. Mines like a noble cozy luxury hotel room.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	02/07/20 07:46 AM
27	This is why its key to vet and follow FDS. this is why you run at the first red flag. Imagine being in labor and your man plays video games. So many pickmes were saying lol and I dont mind, hes bored and waiting on the baby. Pickmes are defending this. Dont have kids with LVM Just wait until he checks out the child support bill after she kicks him out.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	02/07/20 07:43 AM
42	Never settle! When someone shows you who they are believe it We need an antidote to oxytocin	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	02/07/20 07:37 AM
22	Men are the BIGGEST hypocrites🤣🙄 To be fair: sounds like you're a nun! Though being an outspoken Atheist, nuns are the effin coolest and I have the highest respect of them. Saw a friend of mine growing up in an orphanage and the nuns were the most awesome, loving, caring people I've ever met.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	02/07/20 07:34 AM
14	Men are the BIGGEST hypocrites🤣🙄 Wonder what scrotes call a HVM when him and you just wanna team up on eye level and have each others back thru life.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	02/07/20 07:28 AM
11	Quality over quantity. 💁🏽‍♀️ Well, the last one was at least a good dildo on legs. Or robotic 37°C tempered realdoll. Just wasnt man enough for a relationship.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	02/07/20 07:25 AM
35	Quality over quantity. 💁🏽‍♀️ Mind, there are still scrotes with baffling actor skills out there. That's why I've added some level of financial investment to my requirements.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	02/07/20 07:21 AM
27	"Feminist" supporting sex work Cakes might give them a yeast infection, but not HIV/Hep/etc	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	29/06/20 08:01 AM
9	Pathetic m*le cries when girlfriend refuses to have sex with him because he hadn't showered in MONTHS and offered to 'use more febreeze' If that scrote had cleaned his ears he'd have heard "rude" not "good"	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	29/06/20 08:00 AM
8	Pathetic m*le cries when girlfriend refuses to have sex with him because he hadn't showered in MONTHS and offered to 'use more febreeze' Wonder how hes doing in this pandemic... #darwin	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	29/06/20 07:59 AM
14	Men expect women to change their religions and their personality for them, we just ask them to change the sheets. Somethings gotta change here 👑 The only thing we need to change is ballet and yoga for fucking martial arts. Taekwondo since I was 7, trust me queens! 👌😏	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	29/06/20 07:58 AM
3	Girl please no 🤦‍♀️ Dunno if perfect, divine sarcasm or complete and utter idiocy. O_o (Hoping and laughing for the first tho)	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	29/06/20 07:54 AM
18	Listen to me - you are under no obligation to live up to men's unattainable, ridiculous beauty standards. They have been changing them since time immemorial, and will continue to do so. You are original, you are unique, you are the blueprint. No one can be you, and that is your power. Be-you-tiful. The "hips of a 10 yr old boy" are my WTF of the month	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	29/06/20 07:52 AM
15	Listen to me - you are under no obligation to live up to men's unattainable, ridiculous beauty standards. They have been changing them since time immemorial, and will continue to do so. You are original, you are unique, you are the blueprint. No one can be you, and that is your power. Be-you-tiful. And generate billions of makeup and beauty cash.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	29/06/20 07:52 AM
9	For those of us who were in abusive relationships: Don't look back, look forward to a lovely HVM!	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	22/06/20 05:49 AM
6	Nothing will change his mind if he’s decided he doesn’t want you. NVM actually, that prick is worth less than my morning turd which might be if use as agricultural fertiliser.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	17/06/20 09:58 PM
67	Sometimes we need a reminder! Security. That kept me 11 years with a dickhead. Now I am super secure on my own, knowing that I even make it better on my own.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	04/06/20 08:29 AM
10	I might give him a whole dollar if he acts right This. One of my exes didnt even do the fucking laundry while I was at hospital. I mean, laundry is the easiest fucking shit to do and every piece of clothing comes with instructions... fucking pea-dick.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	21/05/20 06:51 AM
10	Husband gets wife DEMOTED from high level corporate job because she’s being “UNUSEFUL” [sic] at home. That has been my reality for the last few years I've been together with my drunkard ex. If I wasnt my own boss he would definitely have done this. I've earned more than him, he always was like "oh look at my successful girlfriend" while he was demanding I picked him up from drinking late night... while I wanted to recover from a stressful week of work. When I complained about being tired from work and needing a rest he was like "you gotta do more for your business" and as weekend came he switche…	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	21/05/20 06:43 AM
5	Remember, it is not your job to heal a damaged man. That's what trained therapists are for. This. Its more complicated than that, childhood, or really traumatic exes (women can be shit too, this is not a one-way road). A pinch of benefit-of-the-doubt is okay, but: always demand progress, Ladies! LVM wont work on his problems and just pretend trying and find excuses why he doesn't progress. HVM will work on his problems and be completely transparent to you, including uttering occasional relapses and obstacles. For more on that: read the books by Stan Tatkin. My HVM had experienced simil…	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	21/05/20 06:20 AM
44	Not having a father to show you how to be a man is not an excuse to be a piece of shit. Fatherless men can be good men if they want to be. UNESCO world heritage Dad	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	20/05/20 05:49 PM
33	Elon musk LVM tweeted “take the red pill” and Grimes mom called him out. Because autism isn't equal to being an asshole. Narcissism or psychopathy is being an asshole (may have genetic causes too, but not exclusively)	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	18/05/20 05:47 PM
9	Elon musk LVM tweeted “take the red pill” and Grimes mom called him out. Just photoshop his face into some white van with "free candy" on it. Perfection.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	18/05/20 05:40 PM
39	Elon musk LVM tweeted “take the red pill” and Grimes mom called him out. I hope all of his Kids will despise this bellend	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	18/05/20 05:34 PM
1	Don’t be a forever girlfriend LOL WHUT? Not protecting your own ass is the definition of bad planning. Ive been raised by a single mom I know how to get along without a man. Mind: What if i'd stay single and become sick? What if an accident kills husband and kids and one would fall in a hole of depression? And what if I just protect my own ass instead of trusting anyone and live life (and love) in the moment? I prefer to have my own life, but living it together with my partner. So everyone is pritecting their own ass and MAY…	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	18/05/20 06:29 AM
3	Don’t be a forever girlfriend I'm all into LTR but I'm rather quick when I reach a point where I'm fed up. If he starts to act like a scrote and doesn't get back to healthy behaviour, hes out quicker than he could imagine. Last relationship of 11 years ended like that. Mum divorced when I was 4, and never took shit from anyone. Best role model I could get.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	17/05/20 11:35 AM
3	Don’t be a forever girlfriend Even with a prenup the divorce would be too much hassle lol (Germany can be a bit medieval at times, and a divorce takes ages... esp if divorcing from a whiny scrote that doesn't want to let you go)	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	17/05/20 11:30 AM
14	Pure GOLD Strategy Or just remind them that they're married. Aaah, the awkwardness! :D	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	13/05/20 07:19 AM
106	Today marks one year since Kendrick Castillo bravely gave his life to save others in the Stem shooting. Stem students came to my school to evacuate and hold a vigil. Don't let his name be forgotten, he went above and beyond when he was needed. HVM of highest honour would still be an understatement for him. ❤	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	08/05/20 06:17 AM
20	SCROTES MAD, HISTORICAL EDITION: British Scrotes plotted a genocide on the Vikings because their wives kept being seduced by the good manners, frequent bathing, and grooming of Viking Men. It might have been easier for the British to just wash their ass as well, but nah. The Romans had badass baths at every fucking corner, they must've smelled of anything but definitely not body odour o_O been watching some documentary about Pompeji and Herculaneum lately, its mind boggling how modern they were (wellll apart from using lead plumbing...)	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	03/05/20 01:14 PM
39	SCROTES MAD, HISTORICAL EDITION: British Scrotes plotted a genocide on the Vikings because their wives kept being seduced by the good manners, frequent bathing, and grooming of Viking Men. It might have been easier for the British to just wash their ass as well, but nah. My brother thinks like that. Guess who never ever have the slightest chance to become an aunt haha Somehow this always has a smell if "I want a girl so low no one else will even look at her"	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	03/05/20 01:10 PM
32	Whenever a man says something inappropriate and tries to pass it off as a “joke,” I like to ask him to explain the joke to me :) Been there, done that, can confirm THIS MOVE ROCKS HAHAHA Scrotes get so 0wn3d	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	03/05/20 01:04 PM
13	Even during lonely times. And dont forget to block the hell out of him.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	20/04/20 08:54 AM
3	Some PUA tactics I've documented Me, being at the edge of underweight Ex, at least 40kgs too much Ex pointed at women who were like, 5kg more than me... "look at that fat slut!" Well, he just sealed his incel fate that moment.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	19/04/20 12:29 PM
2	Just when we thought The Bachelor/Bachelorette could not get more “pick me”... they have officially peaked, ladies. Muscular, athletic shape with a decent layer of cuddle-fat I would define it. Soft belly but not like hes pregnant. A cozy sexy fella feels much better like those muscle beach dudes.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	05/04/20 08:48 PM
157	Could you call him if you were in the hospital? If not, DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH HIM. Got me an HVM after 2 LVMs. Can confirm HVM dick is like a golden rod compared to a rotten LVM twig. Should smell as well as the rest of the guy.	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	02/04/20 09:05 AM
80	Could you call him if you were in the hospital? If not, DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH HIM. LOL WTF if someone tells me I have bad breath, first thing is rush to the sink and clean my "dining room" then call the dentist for a grand check- and cleanup. Just because I cant smell it myself wtf is wrong with his head lol	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	02/04/20 09:02 AM
68	Could you call him if you were in the hospital? If not, DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH HIM. This. I'll never date someone without a sexy body again. If they won't look after themselves for themselves, what could they even do for you? Bad breath might be a greyzone: if a filler in their teeth is slightly cracked, they might have bad breath without even noticing. (Source: has happened to myself)	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	02/04/20 09:00 AM
24	Sorry boys, your PP ain’t that special 💅🏼 HVMs be like: "Oooh shes experienced and knows what she wants and sex with her will be awesome"	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	02/04/20 07:57 AM
11	Sorry boys, your PP ain’t that special 💅🏼 HAHAHAHA same when i cook vegan stuff, ppl don't notice but when you tell them - zing 180°!	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	02/04/20 07:53 AM
5	If you expect less, don't be surprised to receive less - EVIDENCE I guess "lower your expectations" is just an euphemism to "turn yourself into a fucking doormat".	/r/FemaleDatingStrategy	29/03/20 01:52 PM