GooberGlomper Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
41	Took me long enough to get a clue	Testimonial	GooberGlomper	/r/MGTOW	18/11/15 04:13 PM

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
85	I was prevented from joining r/kittens because they’re protesting this sub. I joined this sub immediately out of spite. So here’s a kitten. What does it have to do with this sub, directly? Not a damn thing What's actually going on? Power-tripping mods that are unpaid janitors of tons of subs, throwing their weight around because they're all butthurt over perceived "misogyny" and "hate speech" by a group that hurts their widdle fee-fees. Basically, thin skinned assholes that can't take a joke or have their belief systems challenged.	/r/PussyPassDenied	19/10/21 09:51 AM
3	Came across this book at a local bookstore. Nobody seemed to know where it came from. All searches online proved futile. You guys know more about this? Genuinely curious. Good find! Although I highly suspect that we'll run the stock out at their mom-n-pop shop pretty quickly.	/r/MGTOW2	09/06/21 05:36 PM
1	Came across this book at a local bookstore. Nobody seemed to know where it came from. All searches online proved futile. You guys know more about this? Genuinely curious. industrial scanner just for scanning books Out of curiosity, is it one of the type with dual cameras and a V-shaped platen? I worked for a small press production house back in the day. One of the services we did was book reproductions from hardcopy, out-of-print, public domain stuff, and I would have killed for one of those, because our reproduction methods for stuff where we couldn't cut the binding took bloody forever.	/r/MGTOW2	06/06/21 01:48 PM
69	Came across this book at a local bookstore. Nobody seemed to know where it came from. All searches online proved futile. You guys know more about this? Genuinely curious. The ISBN-13 is in the second picture for anyone asking. It's 978-0692-00566-8, but a search for it comes up with nothing. That means it's a safe bet that the book is self-published and likely came from a small-press printer, meaning it is also likely a short print run and finding other copies is damn near an impossibility. Especially considering that the websites on the back are now cobwebs If I were the OP I'd be tempted to go back and buy it, strip the cover, cut the binding, and scan it so wh…	/r/MGTOW2	06/06/21 01:28 AM
2	Personal responsibility differentiates Incels from MGTOW men----> Agree OR Disagree I would say it's more than just personal responsibility. MGTOW mindset eschews the need for female companionship in one's life. It focuses on personal betterment and improvement of one's own environment and life. Personal responsibility is a large part of that, but it's not the sole component. Incel mindset, on the other hand, still focuses heavily on the need for female companionship. They've put the pussy on a pedestal and are desperate to get laid, but they haven't found a woman who is desper…	/r/MGTOW2	24/02/21 06:51 PM
4	Millions of desperate women are turning to OnlyFans to pay bills. The great reset?? Honestly, simps are gonna simp, no matter what. So long as there's a chucklefuck out there that's begging for a crumb of m'lady's pussy, they're still going to have power over the betas. That dynamic is never going to change until those dudes stop putting the pussy on a pedestal and realize that they're being brainwashed by sex and the power it holds over them. Those of us who can recognize the behavior are already looking to detach from the society that promoted it. We're literally espousing th…	/r/MGTOW2	14/01/21 05:59 PM
6	Millions of desperate women are turning to OnlyFans to pay bills. The great reset?? It never ceases to amaze me how many women have flocked to selling nudie pics of themselves on OF in the pandemic, because it all boils down to supply and demand - the more hos there are out there selling shots of their cootch, the less money there is to go around from all the simps that are willing to pay for it. On top of that, the more hotties there are on the service, the further down the list the 5/10, 6/10, and even 7/10 get pushed. Why the hell would I pay for a piece of gristly steak whe…	/r/MGTOW2	14/01/21 03:44 PM
2	Be careful when sharing your screens over meetings, men. Others have said it in this thread, but it can't be overstated enough: Keep your work and personal life separate. Don't do home stuff on your work laptop. Don't go to your bank's website, don't browse Amazon, don't look for spank-bank material, and if there's anything else you might do for personal enjoyment on the Internet, then just DON'T. That way you can be assured you won't run afoul of any sort of accidental link sharing or prying eyes on bookmarks that may be visible. By the same token, i…	/r/MGTOW2	13/01/21 08:09 PM
2	How do you feel about women waiting for men to apologize, but he doesn't know what he did wrong because she didn't tell him because he should know what he did wrong because it's so obvious in her eyes? Addiction is a mental health issue like any other. It is surely something that can be discussed and falls under "for better or worse, in health and in sickness"... no? The problem with that is that the addict has to want to get better and try and kick the addiction on their own. Their call, their reasons, nobody else's. If they don't want to change, they won't. They'll go through the motions and act like they're going to do better, but as soon as they're out of whatever rehab or program they got…	/r/MGTOW2	11/01/21 09:20 PM
2	My GF of 5 years and I have broken up. Her mother just helped her move all of her stuff out today. Not gonna lie, if her mom was there that quick to get her out of there, she had been planning an exit strategy already. I know you're feeling rough right now, but those feelings will eventually pass as you find a new normal. Don't hold it in. Cry it out if you have to, but don't let yourself wallow in it. It's not your fault - in this world, you are responsible for the happiness of one person and one person only: Yourself. The only person in this world who 100% gives a shit about you is YOU. A n…	/r/MGTOW2	10/01/21 03:16 PM
1	Step down, peasants, a goddess stands before you For those who are used to being treated with privilege, being treated with equality feels like oppression. Or, to put it another way, "Unless that pussy belongs to the owner of the damn bank, your ass gets to wait in line, just like the rest of us."	/r/MGTOW	30/12/20 05:51 PM
3	The left is already mad that Biden just said he won’t be canceling student loan debt. Wait until they see all the other promises this lying pos won’t deliver. Cancel student loan debt? I don't understand this. If I take out a loan, then I agree to pay back that loan Yep. That's because you have the mindset of an adult and the integrity that goes with it. These children in adults' bodies have neither. Why are students (mostly female liberal arts/feminist students) demanding that the government cancel student debt? Because they have no ability to pay the thing back in the first place. They were sold a bill of bad goods by the left-leaning powers that be…	/r/MGTOW	25/12/20 06:15 PM
8	As a young person, how do I deal with the fact that people my age talk about the world like they know everything? Welcome to being resistant to being indoctrinated and realizing it. As an old fart of the Internet, I can freely say that when I was younger I felt like my generation (Gen X) knew everything and would be the ones to change the world. I'm pretty sure that every generation thinks that way (lord knows that the Boomers did as well), although we didn't have the benefit of the Internet to boost our signal back in the day. The current one seems to be the most vocal about their attempt to shift things -…	/r/MGTOW2	13/12/20 10:55 PM
3	Heartless Daughter, Cheating Wife, White Knights and a Man Abandoning Society after being force-fed the Red Pill. Excellent read, and I really feel for the guy. Only thing I would have done differently is I would have reported her asshole cop brother. False arrest, illegal detainment, physical assault - any one of those should have been enough to get his badge. Only downside to that would have been that he would have had to stick around to file the formal complaint, so that could have completely fucked his plan to ghost the world, but I guess my plan would have also involved taking that cheating whore of a …	/r/MGTOW	06/12/20 03:58 PM
10	Remember fellas - never sleep with an uncircumcised woman, only filthy animals are left intact as the day they were born. Pretty obvious this chick knows nothing about dudes that are uncut, and she just has a fetish for mushrooms instead of anteaters. "Have fun pushing your foreskin up every time you masturbate"? Hell, that's where all the nerve endings are - most guys will not only push it up, but down, and then back up, and back down... and considering most dudes can handle their own junk better than any woman who learned how to jerk a dude off by watching pornos, she's effectively useless in the equation, anyway…	/r/MGTOW	29/10/20 01:50 PM
22	Remember fellas - never sleep with an uncircumcised woman, only filthy animals are left intact as the day they were born. Originally? Religious reasons. If you were born into one of the Abrahamic faiths then you got circumcised as part of the "covenant with God". Later it was considered to be for health reasons, as being uncut was seen as being "unclean" and it was an annoyance for the parents to have to clean under their kid's foreskin. Now? It's just a tradition thing and/or a fetish thing. Either the father agrees to it because he was cut, or the mother demands it because she doesn't want to have to clean the ki…	/r/MGTOW	29/10/20 01:45 PM
10	Remember fellas - never sleep with an uncircumcised woman, only filthy animals are left intact as the day they were born. In the USA it's given as an option for parents. You can have it done by a surgeon and it gets tacked on to the hospital bill. If a guy is going to be a father, he should specify to the ob-gyn and anyone else that asks that they do not want their son circumcised.	/r/MGTOW	29/10/20 12:07 PM
2	Guy (29M) finds out about his fiance's (27F) promiscuous past after she presented herself as a "sexually shy girl." Wants to call of the wedding. Dude needs to bite the bullet, offer to pay his parents back for everything they've spent on the event, and call it the fuck off. This is yet another case of a woman coming off her wild ride on the cock carousel as she's heading toward the wall, trying to pull the wool over a simp's eyes, and getting called out on her dishonesty. Her cycle is obvious - Denial (of the past), Anger (at the prospect of being found out), Reversing victim and offender (by trying to get him to go to therapy, making it…	/r/MGTOW	03/10/20 02:28 PM
12	I’ve been feigning unemployment for 5 years This right here needs to be the top comment on this thread. Effectively admitting to hiding income is a surefire way to get your ass taken to court and soaked for back payments. Even if he pulls off the inheritance/lottery winnings/gambling windfall story, there's not going to be any explaining why the purchase dates on the current assets fall well before the supposed windfall occurrence. Better to take the kid aside, tell them that their college is going to be paid for, but don't tell them why …	/r/MGTOW	10/08/20 09:58 PM
4	If you're currently not MGTOW, always make a reserve money for yourself Very valid. Trying to make off with a briefcase full of cash is going to raise eyebrows, no matter where you go. The main problem I see with any non-cash equivalent, whether it's crypto, gold, or something else, is getting it turned back in to cash in an expedient manner. Liquidity is key in potential short-term situations, so if you're the one socking it away it might not be a bad idea to diversify things a bit - keep a short stack of cash, gradually put the rest into cold storage to weather th…	/r/MGTOW2	30/07/20 08:35 PM
14	If you're currently not MGTOW, always make a reserve money for yourself Protip: If you're married and going to do this as a fallback for the inevitable, keep the money as cash or other liquid funds in some place where it is untraceable. If you're hiding money away in a bank account of any sort the courts can and will find out about it, and it will not go well for you in divorce court. As others have suggested, develop a "gambling addiction" or something that will explain you diverting cash out of your personal accounts, and then store that shit somewhere that nobody…	/r/MGTOW2	30/07/20 04:48 PM
2	Corporate America shoving "how to be antiracist" BLM propaganda down my throat I feel your pain, brother. When all of this BLM stuff kicked up, both our CEO and COO cucked out and bent the knee, with a mass email full of virtue-signaling garbage sent out to the company. These two have enough capital between them to be able to buy a small city, and yet there they were, prostrating themselves in front of the world, to make it look like they gave a damn about anything more than how big their bonuses were going to be at the end of the year. Next thing coming down the pipe was …	/r/MGTOW	07/07/20 02:02 PM
1	Winning an argument against feminazis using alphabet people logic Trans Exclusionary (or Exclusive) Radical Feminist. Basically, a radfem that believes a woman should be XX chromosome and have womanly bits (i.e. reality instead of dysphoria or being a "trender"). As was mentioned, intersectional feminists hate being called that.	/r/MGTOW	19/06/20 12:04 PM
2	Cooking book for men? The French have a culinary term for what you're describing in regards to the prep work: Mise en place. It basically means making sure you have everything you need before you start cooking the recipe. You'd be surprised how many people don't think or don't know to get out all the ingredients, bowls, knives, mixers, etc. you might need before you start. Those are the people that complain that it's too hard to cook on your own. To them, I say, "No, cooking can be pretty easy - nobody ever taught yo…	/r/MGTOW2	31/03/20 04:34 PM
1	Fear of intimacy and fear of divorce rape most people tell me you shouldn't worry about getting divorce since it's unlikely If they try to play that card, you can totally call bullshit on it. The divorce rate is 50% or higher, and the court system is totally geared towards screwing the man in the relationship as hard as it possibly can. Combine that with the general pettiness and vindictiveness of your average branch-swinging female, and you've got a combination where you're not only afraid of divorce rape, you're afraid of career and p…	/r/MGTOW2	11/03/20 05:46 PM
2	“You follow MGTOW because you can’t get laid” Ignore 'em. They're the ones putting pussy on a pedestal and chasing after an unattainable goal of the mythical unicorn. You've got better things to do with your life than just put notches in your bedpost.	/r/MGTOW2	10/02/20 10:49 PM
1	This guy dodged a bullet because she was chasing Tyrone and he was “not Tyrone enough for me” Guarantee you her sorry ass is going to be knocked up with Tyrone's kid and Tyrone will be nowhere in sight, with her trying to get back with a "computer nerd" for some stability. Also got a good laugh out of her dismissing him boxing and playing lacrosse, given that both are a hell of a lot more physically demanding than basketball or football. She's not looking for a dude who works out and is in shape. She's looking for someone that'll potentially get a contract with the big leagues so she can…	/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen	12/01/20 08:56 PM
7	Removed my mates motor, it’s my passion to to work, modify, service and repair cars, this is my first time removing a motor, we got leaky separator plate, misfire on cylinder 4 and torn cv boots to fix, don’t waste your money on women and dates, save that money for your passion and goals! GYOW!! I long ago swore to myself that I'd never buy a home anywhere that required HOA dues. There's no way I'm going to let some batch of geriatric bastards and non-producing Karens have rule over what I can or can't do with my own property.	/r/MGTOW2	05/01/20 02:43 PM
5	Removed my mates motor, it’s my passion to to work, modify, service and repair cars, this is my first time removing a motor, we got leaky separator plate, misfire on cylinder 4 and torn cv boots to fix, don’t waste your money on women and dates, save that money for your passion and goals! GYOW!! "If it's got tits or tires, it'll give you trouble", as the saying goes. At least you know the one with tires can be fixed into proper working order - and it'll probably cost you less in the long run than the one with the tits. :D	/r/MGTOW2	05/01/20 02:41 PM
2	For younger men who've never been married and wanted to start a family Agreed. My brother and his wife popped out two kids, both boys. The biological branch of the family name continues through them. I see no point in saddling myself with the financial responsibility for another human's life, on top of the chances of getting divorce-raped and stuck with exorbitant child support fees for however many years until the offspring turn 18.	/r/MGTOW2	12/12/19 10:26 PM
6	Reminder for Christian MGTOW: Jesus was a Bachelor. Just remember, when people ask "What would Jesus do?", flipping tables and laying into people with a whip is not out of the question.	/r/MGTOW2	10/11/19 02:34 PM
1	A Brief Explanation of Why MGTOW is a Thing Now and Not 20 Years Ago. Yeah, that's definitely a RC thing. Not to mention there's the concept of Annulment of the marriage, from the church's perspective. If you can prove you and your now-ex were doing things that were technically "no-nos" in the eyes of the church (cohabitation and/or premarital sex are two) and you don't have any kids, it can be pretty easy to get out from under that, by showing it wasn't a sincere marriage from the get-go. If you happened to have kids, though, and you can't buy the hall pass, well…	/r/MGTOW2	08/11/19 03:05 PM
1	Everyone should use one account for MGTOW Grand truth of life: Always have two accounts. One that's public-facing - that's the "mask" you put on in case anyone ever tries to scope out your post history or look you up under a Google search - and one that's private. The private one you don't tell ANYONE about. Not your brother, not your best friend - NOBODY. It's the account where you let your thoughts run free and actively express yourself. Until we live in a world where people can actually judge someone on who they currently are, and no…	/r/MGTOW2	19/09/19 12:27 AM
119	Mom Writes in for Advice on Girls-Only Playtime in Public Park and Gets BTFO'd by Editor and Comments That's a boy that's either going to grow up to be a complete and utter beta male thanks to his mom's bullshit, or he's going to rebel against it completely once he hits puberty and become one of the most misogynistic assholes on the planet thanks to his hatred of his mom.	/r/PussyPassDenied	01/11/18 02:48 PM
35	The terrible cringefest Star Wars The Last Jedi writers and producer. Now it all makes sense That's the SocJus way. They don't know how to be creative. They don't know how to deal in nuance and allegory. They have the subtlety of a brick through a plate glass window. All they know is "This thing is popular, we have to co-opt it for our purposes and make it more diverse, so everyone will feel included and the patriarchy will no longer have control over it!" - which then proceeds to ruin the thing that was popular, because they have no clue as to why it was popular in the first place and …	/r/MGTOW	29/12/17 12:48 PM
19	The terrible cringefest Star Wars The Last Jedi writers and producer. Now it all makes sense To them, "Diversity" = "No Straight White Males". Doesn't matter if the cast is 90% white women or 100% black people, so long as there isn't a single straight, white dick swinging on the set, they're considering it "diverse". The irony of that is somehow missed by them.	/r/MGTOW	29/12/17 12:44 PM
1	"Boy banned from dance competition" - Gender discrimination is OK when it favors the girl, apparently. Optimistic. If the whiny-ass feminists want to trot out Title IX every time there's even a slight disparity in what campus teams/clubs/groups allow female participation, then we should damn well be able to do the same when a guy wants to participate in a female-dominated field. If they want to take a rule that was designed to ensure that there is no discrimination and warp it to push their agenda when it suits them, we need to shove it back in their faces every time their interpretation can back…	/r/MGTOW	17/11/17 03:59 PM
22	"Boy banned from dance competition" - Gender discrimination is OK when it favors the girl, apparently. I really hope that the kid's lawyers take the damn state to the woodshed on this one. It may only be a small victory, but it's about time that the Title IX garbage that feminist types have been bleating about for years gets used to smack them back upside the head.	/r/MGTOW	16/11/17 03:41 PM
4	The Future is Now! Have an upvote, because that's damn similar to what my ex-wife did. Her dad had a Lab that was well-trained and fun to play with, so she wanted one too - never mind the fact that we lived in a subdivision and he had a large tract of wooded land where his dog could run around. So we got the Lab, and she took care of it for the first six months or so. Took it to basic training classes, made sure it got taken outside when it needed to go, et cetera. And then, like had happened with most of her othe…	/r/MGTOW	28/09/17 01:59 PM
1	All single men should have a dog. They are, without a doubt, adorable. They are whip-smart, funny, very trainable (we had ours trained to ring a set of bells hanging from the doorknob when she needed to go out, as well as being able to do several tricks), and very loving. Only down-side that I could find with the breed was taking care of the coat - we kept her in a puppy-cut as much as possible, but by the time we needed another trip to the groomer we were brushing her out almost daily to help keep the mats down (well, I was, an…	/r/MGTOW	20/11/15 03:27 PM
7	Imagine if a man had laughed at a request for a womens rights debate Feminism effectively IS a religion, just without the trappings of a prophet and a savior. "Listen and believe", accepting things on faith, screaming about the evils of another group of people who are supposedly oppressing you, expecting blind devotion to the cause or risking being ostracized? They're all from the same mentality as religion!	/r/MGTOW	19/11/15 05:38 PM
4	All single men should have a dog. Solution to that, if you're set on getting a dog - get two of them, make sure they're well-trained, and buy them plenty of toys to keep them busy while you're away at work. They'll keep each other company and you won't have to worry about them being lonely or feeling abandoned. Also, make sure you look into the standard behaviors of breeds and be sure to pick ones that fit your lifestyle and energy level. For example, if you live in an apartment, then getting a large dog that needs room to run m…	/r/MGTOW	19/11/15 05:33 PM
8	All single men should have a dog. That's the one thing I realized back when I was going through my divorce with my first wife. I may have had the shittiest day ever at work, and my ex didn't give two shits about whether I was even in the house, but as soon as I walked in the door the dog was always happy to see me. Sure, the dog may have been a pain in the ass to deal with, having to get up and let her out, walking her, taking her to the vet (and the groomer - she was a Bichon Frise and keeping her coat in check was a chore), et…	/r/MGTOW	19/11/15 05:25 PM
1	Took me long enough to get a clue A year younger than me.	/r/MGTOW	18/11/15 07:33 PM
8	Took me long enough to get a clue I wish there was some way I could stick like another ten upvotes on this one. This is some hardcore truth, right here.	/r/MGTOW	18/11/15 06:20 PM
4	Took me long enough to get a clue Amen to that. It hurt pretty bad, though. Last Sunday I woke up and had this deep-seated feeling of loneliness and despair for a couple hours. It subsided as the day went on, and I realized I was going through the classic stages of grief. I'd already been through everything before "Depression" in the week previous, and hitting the emotional bottom with regards to the relationship made me realize how much of a good thing it was that I am finally free from her. In classic addict form, she's still …	/r/MGTOW	18/11/15 06:18 PM
7	Took me long enough to get a clue Lawyer Up, Delete Facebook, Hit the Gym ;) In all seriousness, as soon as I get settled my first order of business is going to be to sign up for a gym in the area where I work and make it a point to go a minimum of three days a week. My out-of-shape ass needs to be up off the couch more and eating healthier.	/r/MGTOW	18/11/15 06:11 PM