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"A football team can retire her jersey..." Man, that's the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I'm in tears! Damnit, now I have a hernia. Seriously that just made my day.
/r/MGTOW22/11/19 07:24 PM
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I went to college with an Asian dude named Long Hang. I'm dead serious.
/r/MGTOW22/11/19 07:09 PM
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What's funny is that I turned 31 today and am having the exact opposite problem.
/r/MGTOW22/11/19 06:58 PM
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"Pussy grabs back."
/r/MGTOW22/11/19 06:56 PM
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LOL. Where's the ASCPA when you need them?
/r/MGTOW22/11/19 06:55 PM
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I only had to work three hours to buy a new video game. Winning!
/r/MGTOW22/11/19 06:53 PM
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A few years ago at my workplace, there were a couple of transgender people who were biological males, but made the ol' switcheroo and traded their outdoor plumbing for indoor plumbing. One of them had a beard down to his fake bazongas and wore sundresses that exposed his muscular, hairy legs and the other one had a voice like Barry White, a five-o'clock shadow, and an Adam's apple the size of a tennis ball. And God forbid that we point out how fuckin' weird they look... It's a sad world when you…
/r/MGTOW21/11/19 10:01 PM
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At least she's keeping her local mechanic employed...
/r/MGTOW21/11/19 09:27 PM
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That's because I'll never let anyone grab me by the balls... EVER!
/r/MGTOW20/11/19 10:49 PM
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Well done, sir. This comment is very underrated.
/r/MGTOW20/11/19 10:47 PM
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It's been a while since I've played (slappin' da bass, man), but I've found a site that was similar to the one I used to use for tablature: https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/ The sire has both tabs and chords for both bass and guitar, and pretty much every song is free. Rock on brother!
/r/MGTOW20/11/19 10:42 PM
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Well friend, in all likelihood, she's cheating on you. I'm not writing this to be a dick, but rather, to call it as I see it. Why do guys hit on her? Because she's good looking. Why does she act squirrelly when you discuss it with her? Because she's cheating. The fact that she seems to get bothered by male attention is likely just her way of convincing you that she's loyal to you, when in reality, she likely feels the exact opposite way. In my 31 years on this earth, I've never met a woman who g…
/r/MGTOW19/11/19 06:23 PM
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Check out these guys, too! Hammerhand: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtCAKno3zALipFdpdY1ZLjA Terrence Popp: https://www.youtube.com/user/redonkulaspopp/videos
/r/MGTOW19/11/19 06:03 PM
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The fundamental flaw with PUAs is that everything they do serves women's desires. I mean sure, PUA works in getting a dude laid, but a man who takes such measures to please a woman is not a dominant alpha male. He is just a highly successful beta male. Genuine alpha males do not let anyone else dictate their behavior.
/r/MGTOW19/11/19 05:45 PM
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Yep. Basically they're just trying to get attention. Really sucks considering that there are people out there who are actually suffering from clinical depression.
/r/MGTOW19/11/19 01:26 AM
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I'm actually scared for his life. I mean, if she rolls over onto him while they're sleeping...
/r/MGTOW19/11/19 01:20 AM
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"Do these people fuck? Is this man actually capable of fucking this woman? It doesn't seem structurally possible that these two people could achieve penetration. Maybe they're in that Cirque du Soleil or something." - George Carlin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLRQvK2-iqQ
/r/MGTOW19/11/19 01:18 AM
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Dilly dilly!
/r/MGTOW18/11/19 11:54 PM
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"Did it just get dark in here?" - Terrence Popp
/r/MGTOW18/11/19 11:41 PM
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Hot dog in a hallway.
/r/MGTOW18/11/19 11:40 PM
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About 15 years ago, one of my dad's coworkers hanged himself in his back yard. His wife found his body. In his suicide note, he mentioned how he was tired of how he had to work-work-work while all she did was spend-spend-spend the money that he earned breaking his back. What's eerie is that when my dad had spoken to him earlier that same day, he seemed like everything was perfectly fine. He was shooting the shit, smiling, joking, etc. There was no indication at all that he'd be dead of a suicide…
/r/MGTOW18/11/19 11:36 PM
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What helped me was looking back at all the negative moments in the relationship. The human brain is wired for nostalgia, so most everyone looks back fondly at "the good old days." Look back at the bad old days that you had with her and rejoice in the fact that you won't need to experience those times again.
/r/MGTOW17/11/19 06:25 PM
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Great post my dude. Glad to hear that MGTOW philosophy has saved yet another man's life. Two quotes I really like are, "I was looking at the game all wrong," and "Yearning for something that doesn't exist." The game that society tells you to play is to your detriment. They tell you to shut up, sit down, be quiet, you are evil, women are angels, go to college, take on $40,000 in debt, buy a house, another $300,000 in debt, get married, have kids, and be a good employee, otherwise you're a loser a…
/r/MGTOW17/11/19 05:35 PM
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I have three takeaways from that article: One, I'm surprised that she was hired as a stripper and a call girl. She's a 5 at best. She'd have to pay me to sleep with her. Two, I never get tired of modern women's capacity to create a problem and then whine about it. Three, I feel bad for her husband. I mean, a man has to really hate himself to knowingly put a ring on a woman who used to make her living on her knees.
/r/MGTOW17/11/19 04:54 PM
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"I need attention." My buddy's 5 year-old daughter is more mature than that.
/r/MGTOW17/11/19 04:36 PM
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I see this as a good thing in a way. The nastier women become, there'll be more and more men out there who wake up and smell the coffee with regards to the true nature of modern women. I've only been actively participating on Reddit for two weeks and in that time, this subreddit grew from 134k to 136k. We are on the right side of history, gentlemen. Hold the line.
/r/MGTOW17/11/19 04:32 PM
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Men insult each other and don't mean it. Women compliment each other and don't mean it.
/r/MGTOW17/11/19 04:19 PM
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The way that our society is going, it might not be a question of wanting to live off the grid, but one of needing to. That being said: Sewage: My uncle has an isolated camp in northern New England near the US/Canada border, a few hours north of where I live. It has an outhouse; just need to empty it as needed. Electricity: A very good thing to have, but I'm planning on living without it. No PS4 is no big deal because life will resemble Red Dead Redemption II. "I have a plan, Arthur." Entertainme…
/r/MGTOW16/11/19 05:16 PM
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I have no idea what's going on, but I'm very excited. That dude goes hard in the paint.
/r/MGTOW15/11/19 06:59 PM
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First, you are not over her. If you were, you wouldn't have written a post titled, "How to recover..." So my first piece of advice to you is: stop lying to yourself. If you're still hurting, don't be ashamed. It took me a year to recover from my final breakup. And for anyone out there who wants to call me a wuss, don't forget that doing so is a feminist shaming tactic. There is never love without pain. Cut yourself some slack. Second, realize that you've lost something that was negatively impact…
/r/MGTOW15/11/19 06:55 PM
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I'm going to play devil's advocate and suggest that maybe he was just trying to be a good dad. Gave his daughter an inheritance and prayed to all that is holy that she doesn't blow it on stupid shit.
/r/MGTOW15/11/19 06:31 PM
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The next thing you know, George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, John Adams, Abraham Lincoln, Franklin Roosevelt, Charles de Gaulle, and Winston Churchill are all going to become women in the eyes of Clown World. Huh-huh-huh, that guy's name is Coxwell.
/r/MGTOW15/11/19 06:27 PM
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And that, my friend, is cognitive dissonance. When a women succeeds, she was strong and independent. When a woman fails, she was oppressed by the evil patriarchy. Feminism will cause a person to craft whatever narrative is necessary to suit their needs, even if it contradicts itself, which happens so frequently that it has become comical.
/r/MGTOW15/11/19 06:21 PM
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I turn 31 next Friday. MGTOW since May 2014. Took the red pill for good in 2017. I save a good amount of money, invest for retirement (still not going to afford it), work only 40 hours a week, make an average salary at an office job (my job sucks, but all jobs do), have never been in debt, rent a modest studio apartment in a small city in New England (USA), driven the same car for 12 years because I don't need to impress anyone, go to the gym, drink beer with some buddies, eat reasonably healthy…
/r/MGTOW15/11/19 06:10 PM
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Because the King outranks the Queen.
/r/MGTOW14/11/19 06:22 PM
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Your assertion that MGTOW are hypocrites is based on a false assumption. Most MGTOW would actually agree that women who are pleasant, honest, and take reasonable actions to look even half-decent are human beings who are worthy of dignity, love, and respect. The problem is that these women are so rare in the modern world that MGTOW made the rational choice to focus on other pursuits. Sure, you'll read posts that heavily criticize women for abhorrent behavior. But if modern women didn't behave abh…
/r/MGTOW10/11/19 07:05 PM
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The distinction between MGTOW and "crazy cat ladies" is that MGTOW are happy and cat ladies are miserable. And yes, I do indeed enjoy the monk life.
/r/MGTOW10/11/19 06:47 PM
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Here's an example from a town in my state: https://www.wmtw.com/article/federal-judge-blocks-student-suspension-over-rapist-in-our-school-sticky-note/29578961 A high school student made an unfounded rape accusation against an unnamed student, got suspended for bullying because the grapevine singled out a male student as being the perpetrator, sued her school for getting suspended under the guise that making false accusations is a constitutionally protected form of free speech, and now a Federal …
/r/MGTOW10/11/19 06:38 PM
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Compassion and Empathy Yes, she'll do her best to hide her extramarital affairs so you don't get hurt. She cares about you. Gut Feelings All she has are feelings because she can't think logically. Endurance Through Pain or Illness Nope. Lost your job? She's gone. Have a cold? She tells you to "man up." Have a terminal illness? She'll make sure that she's the sole beneficiary and immediately start looking for the next guy she's going to dupe. Nurturing Every human being that was raised by a singl…
/r/MGTOW10/11/19 06:19 PM
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"This post was about men's rights" and had to be removed. George Carlin was correct: "You have no rights."
/r/MGTOW10/11/19 06:01 PM
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There are good women out there. The problem is that they are so few and far between that you have a better chance of getting hit by lightning while holding a winning lottery ticket than meeting one. MGTOW see that the odds are abysmal and live their lives accordingly.
/r/MGTOW10/11/19 05:55 PM
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Here's a review of the film by one of my favorite YouTubers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8IlXA4ArPg
/r/MGTOW10/11/19 05:36 PM
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A dog is a man's best friend. Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
/r/MGTOW10/11/19 05:24 PM
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PSA: Check out Yuri Bezmenov lectures/interviews on YouTube for more information on cultural subversion. The more you know.
/r/MGTOW08/11/19 06:56 PM
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Evolution/survival. Women aren't as strong as men, so they learned how to manipulate strong men into doing their bidding for them by putting up a false front. In the modern world, they no longer need to be nice, since they can always find a job, a simp, or rely on Government support for their survival. Personally, I love seeing women show their true colors as soon as I meet them. It beats the hell out of believing the persona and not the person behind it.
/r/MGTOW08/11/19 06:53 PM
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Maybe he'll find his nuts while he's out looking for her pussy (cat). LOL
/r/MGTOW08/11/19 06:46 PM
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Probably the first time she ever crossed her legs. LOL
/r/MGTOW08/11/19 06:35 PM
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"We all do dumb things. That's what makes us human." - Hossan from Grand Theft Auto IV
/r/MGTOW08/11/19 06:33 PM
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I love the irony of self-proclaimed alpha males who use shaming tactics lifted right out of the feminist playbook.
/r/MGTOW08/11/19 06:29 PM
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Agreed. Because 80% of consumer spending is controlled by women, TV advertisements are catered toward women to get them to buy stupid shit they don't need. TV shows cater to women by making men look like dumbfucks, which boosts the female ego. Advertisers pay producers to make content that appeals to women so that they can sell shit to women. This is never brought up because Hollyweird controls the cultural narrative and doesn't want to draw attention to their schemes. TV shows are called "progr…
/r/MGTOW08/11/19 06:23 PM
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I don't hate women. I hate nasty women. Good women are cool af.
/r/MGTOW08/11/19 06:08 PM
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0.2%. 1 in 500. Not very good odds.
/r/MGTOW08/11/19 05:58 PM
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Agreed. Men use their masculine traits in support of their feminine side. For example, a man who kills a wolf to protect his family is masculine in the sense that he's killing a wolf, but feminine in the sense that he's protecting his family. But few, if any women would be able to kill that wolf and the ones that are able are likely unattractive as mates.
/r/MGTOW08/11/19 05:48 PM
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Shame on them for not paying homage to all those women who raised the American flag at the battle of Iwo Jima. Oh, wait...
/r/MGTOW08/11/19 05:39 PM
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Marching_Morons
/r/MGTOW08/11/19 05:35 PM
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Going your own way is a lonely journey because if your friends choose to remain on the plantation or reject the red pill, they will prioritize women over their male friends. It's a very common phenomenon.
/r/MGTOW08/11/19 05:20 PM
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TLDR: It could be unconscious desires, unresolved feelings, inner conflict, or projection. If I remember correctly from psychology class, dreams are expressions of our unconscious desires. Basically, you're dreaming about her because at the root level of your mind, you want to be with her. Bear in mind that your subconscious mind is difficult, if not impossible to control and has been influenced by societal programming since the moment you were born. My experience with dreaming about old crushes…
/r/MGTOW08/11/19 05:14 PM
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When I man gets down on one knee to propose, he thinks that he's being a humble, respectful, gentleman. In reality, he's setting a precedent for being a slave for the rest of his life. Sad but true.
/r/MGTOW08/11/19 04:49 PM
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Woman: Complains that men don't pay attention to her because she has small breasts. Woman: Buys a new set of breasts and complains that men objectify her. Seems legit.
/r/MGTOW08/11/19 04:42 PM
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I think that they need to have their testosterone levels checked to see if there's anything medically wrong with them. If there's a medical problem, I think that they should consult a physician. If there's no medical problem, I think that they should start taking red pills.
/r/MGTOW07/11/19 06:43 PM
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From my experience, young men nowadays are addicted to drugs/alcohol and have zero ambition because they feel unwanted by society. It's a pretty hopeless existence, so they retreat into their own little worlds. I'm 31 and social media culture didn't really affect me and my peers growing up. I absolutely cannot fathom being a young person in 2019. Not to mention being a young man. Us older guys need to help our young brothers out and let them know that their lives have meaning and value.
/r/MGTOW07/11/19 06:30 PM
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I use public toilets and I piss on the seat I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?" - "Asshole" by Denis Leary
/r/MGTOW07/11/19 06:18 PM
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I would buy him a cake. Everyone loves cake, plus it isn't too pricey or fancy and you can eat it together, chat, and get to know each other as you eat.
/r/MGTOW07/11/19 06:03 PM
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Empathy is a blessing and a curse. It's the trait that best allows you to help people and the trait that leaves you most vulnerable to attack from predatory people. If you're looking for advice: As a fellow highly empathetic man, I suggest that you learn how to shut off (for lack of better phrasing) your empathy in situations where it doesn't serve you. Use your empathy superpower to read people and situations beforehand to determine whether or not it's worth intervening. For practice, the next …
/r/MGTOW07/11/19 05:58 PM
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Most television shows are catered to women's egos with the intention of selling them products. Women control approximately 80% of consumer spending, so both TV shows and commercials are designed to make women feel better about themselves by crapping all over men. Of course, women don't know that they're being used and blindly follow what the talking picture box says.
/r/MGTOW07/11/19 05:28 PM
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They're gonna' have one hell of a time explaining that one in confession.
/r/MGTOW07/11/19 05:17 PM
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I'm doing No-Nut November, so rather than releasing sexual energy, I'm transmuting it toward other activities like work and exercise. I'm guessing that you're a younger man. NoFap gets much, much easier as you age. I'll be 31 in two weeks and I've gone almost a week with barely any difficulty. Otherwise, I yank it like a monkey in a mango tree. :)
/r/MGTOW07/11/19 05:14 PM
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"We have the meats!"
/r/MGTOW07/11/19 04:57 PM
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PUAs are basically the best looking steers in the slaughterhouse. The operative word in the post above is "temporary." Sooner or later, the music stops and the PUA either gets popped for sexual harassment/assault, gets married and loses his sovereignty, gets divorced and loses his sovereignty, or ends up regretting the fact that he wasted his youth chasing hedonic pleasure, approval, and validation from women, rather than finding these within himself. For an example of the latter, check out what…
/r/MGTOW07/11/19 04:37 PM
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Woman: Nags her boyfriend into getting a job. Man: Gets a well-paying, high-status job. Woman: Complains about him doing what she asked him to do and then wants his money. Man: Lies with a new woman every night because he's literally a rockstar and no longer gives two shits about his nagging ex-girlfriend. Sounds like a happy ending to me!
/r/MGTOW07/11/19 03:25 PM
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The woman you marry is never the same woman you divorce.
/r/MGTOW06/11/19 05:58 PM
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I just think thay have penis envy. The reason why they whine about domination is because they couldn't domiate a fruit fly.
/r/MGTOW06/11/19 05:53 PM
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Trevor and Franklin from GTA 5. Tommy Vercetti from GTA Vice City. Claude from GTA 3. I play a lot of GTA.
/r/MGTOW06/11/19 05:31 PM
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Marriage: When you pay for her purse, only to have her carry your testicles in it wherever she goes.
/r/MGTOW06/11/19 05:16 PM
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Hillary Clinton once said that women are the real victims of war, despite the fact that historically, over 99% of combat fatalities were men. Also, back in 2002 when she was a U.S. Senator, she voted in favor of invading Iraq. Hypocrisy much?
/r/MGTOW06/11/19 05:11 PM
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I wonder if there's going to be a Bond Boy instead of a Bond Girl... And I wonder what his name would be and if it would have a double entendre... Oliver Snatch That's the best I could do.
/r/MGTOW06/11/19 04:55 PM
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Evil minds that plot destruction DAA-DAA!
/r/MGTOW06/11/19 04:26 PM
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She's not giving head, she just has an oral fixation. LOL Changing a society's language is a cultural subversion tactic used by communists. Check out Yuri Bezmenov interviews/lectures on YouTube.
/r/MGTOW05/11/19 05:29 PM
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I just give them the answers they want to hear and go back to thinking whatever the hell I want to think. Battles need to be chosen wisely.
/r/MGTOW05/11/19 05:14 PM
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Biology/evolution is the correct answer and you covered it very well. I would add that the most primal urge for any living being is reproduction. People of both sexes seek members of the opposite sex with genetic qualities that our ancient, reptilian brains find desirable. Over time, humans became civilized, formed families and communities, realizing that it was for the common good to reign in our primal urges. However, thanks to the sexual revolution of the 60s and 70s, we live in age where the…
/r/MGTOW05/11/19 05:10 PM
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Say that you'll do it in exchange for a BJ, then get the BJ and not give her the money. WINNING!
/r/MGTOW05/11/19 04:42 PM
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There was a Harvard Medical School study back in 2007 that found out that 70% of nonreciprocal domestic violence was perpetrated by women. My opinion is that women become violent because they can get away with it. I mean, if a man call cops on a woman who's beating him, who's going to jail?
/r/MGTOW05/11/19 04:35 PM
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Makes me wonder what happened to the employee he was sleeping with... She probably got promoted. If you screw up you move up; pun intended.
/r/MGTOW04/11/19 09:04 PM
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TL;DR: I spent money on a girl that ended up rejecting me and monkey branching. When I was a freshman in high school back in 2004, I spent $80 on Valentine's Day gifts for a girl that I liked. Flowers, chocolates, a stuffed teddy bear, and a necklace with a purple (her favorite color) stone shaped like a heart. When I gave her the gifts, she screamed with glee and gave me a long hug. She also spent the rest of the day wearing that necklace and walking around with those flowers, bragging to all h…
/r/MGTOW04/11/19 06:47 PM
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"Disregard the society that disregards you." Damn skippy. I think that this should be the motto of MGTOW. Either that or "Save a man, stop a wedding."
/r/MGTOW03/11/19 06:32 PM
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"Lust is what lies to your brain to make it seem as if it's love." I wish I had been half as smart as you are 11 years ago when I was 20. You have a bright future.
/r/MGTOW02/11/19 08:04 PM
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If you give her the ol' in-and-out, she'll give you herpeghonnesyphilaids...
/r/MGTOW02/11/19 06:53 PM
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I can relate. I used to work in an office with a middle-aged woman who would take three-hour naps at her desk, make personal phone calls, and chat with other employees about how busy she was, despite the fact that I was doing 95% of the work. Long story short, when I complained to our supervisor, this woman started spreading lies about me throughout the office, calling me lazy, stupid, etc., dragging my name through the mud and ruining my good reputation. At the time, I was thinking some pretty …
/r/MGTOW02/11/19 06:47 PM
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I've noticed this pretty much every time a woman gives a speech or has to perform any reasonably difficult task. They act as though incompetence is a virtue, because in the minds of modern women, it is a virtue. It fits the whole damsel in distress, strong, independent woman, you go girl narrative that gets shoveled around like horseshit at Churchill Downs. According to the current cultural narrative, if a woman succeeds in something, it's because she's Wonder Woman and if she fails, it's becaus…
/r/MGTOW02/11/19 06:25 PM
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I agree. Always keep a kernel of doubt in your mind when dealing with anyone. However, from my personal experience, women are easily twice as likely to be dishonest as men. Therefore I feel it's prudent to be especially careful when dealing with women.
/r/MGTOW02/11/19 05:51 PM
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The short answer to this question is no, for the reasons stated by other commenters. But (ha-ha-ha!) I'm going to play devil's advocate and say yes, there is male hypergamy in MGTOW. The decision to go one's own way is a logical reaction to the abysmal state of modern women and modern society. Ergo, MGTOW are waiting for women and society to improve to the point where relationships and marriage become worth the effort. Much in the same way that successful athletes sometimes "hold out" for a bett…
/r/MGTOW02/11/19 05:22 PM
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I'm glad to hear that sir. Here's a Terrence Popp video on the subject if you haven't already seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3K3fm6-kh4
/r/MGTOW02/11/19 05:00 PM
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Exactly! The moment when women and the government turned their backs in men was the moment when men's moral responsibility ceased to exist. Space Ghost!
/r/MGTOW02/11/19 04:39 PM
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It's bad enough that men aren't living as long on average, but it's even worse when you consider the increase in "death of despair." Essentially, men aren't living as long because they want to die. This is why we need to spread MGTOW philosophy. Take care of yourselves gentlemen!
/r/MGTOW01/11/19 06:28 PM
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This makes perfect sense. Making false accusations in an attempt to destroy a man's life is on page one of the Feminist playbook. It's only right that she gets recognized for her work, unsuccessful as she was. Daily reminder: MGTOW is freedom.
/r/MGTOW01/11/19 06:17 PM
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"How can we be sure that a 'compliment' is not fueling or validating a potential crisis?" Crisis? Really? We wouldn't want to encourage a healthy lifestyle now would we? What a terrible crisis it would be if everyone were healthy, happy, productive, and attractive. We should all weight 500 pounds, ride scooters because we can't walk without shattering our ankles into a million pieces, and die of heart attacks or strokes at age 32, because that's totally not a crisis. Sweet Jesus it's crazy out t…
/r/MGTOW01/11/19 06:04 PM
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I agree with you about women. You can't hate any creature for following its natural instincts. Just as it makes no sense to hate a cat for licking himself, it makes no sense to hate women for being hypergamous, manipulative, etc. It's just a fact of life that at this point, we can't change. I agree that it is irritating to see white knights, cucks, soyboys, and the like. But I try to remember that they've been programmed by Western society to behave that way, just like most MGTOW/Red Pill men we…
/r/MGTOW01/11/19 05:41 PM
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