HeyItsHarvey Archive

Upvotes	Title	Category	Author	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
28	FR: Pick up your hat		HeyItsHarvey	/r/askMRP	16/12/16 07:26 PM

Upvotes	Comment on	Subreddit	Date (UTC)
1	What am I doing wrong? Yep but not as much as they like watching me. Translation: I'm full of myself and horny because I'm not getting any. This shit is week. You don't brag to your wife that other women are checking you out. That's lame. I get eye fucked by middle aged women on elevators at work all the time, I don't say shit. Nope! (smile and flex guns on the way out) Translation: I seek attention/validation from working out. Better replies. To the first: "Yeah but no one has an ass like yours." (smack/grab ass, kis…	/r/askMRP	17/06/17 12:23 AM
1	Broke frame. Dunno where to go from here. But fuck me, how stupid I am. Very. If you were at the point you needed to be, you could buy her thongs and she would wear them for you because she would think it's sexy. Instead, you're still at the point where you repulse her and she is angered by your presence and actively dressing slutty for other men. My wife wears granny panties, I don't bitch about it like I'm on Queer Eye. You need more work. OYS. Lift.	/r/askMRP	07/06/17 07:14 PM
5	LTR said the relationship is unstable and going nowhere [UPDATE] Wait. In your other post you said you wanted to break up? And she wants to have kids but is unstable? Jesus Christ get the fuck out of there. I told her how can she expect me to commit to children when she can't full heartedly commit to go to a party together? A party and kids are not the same thing. Not even on the same planet. You're a fucking moron who's too scared to leave a relationship he doesn't even like.	/r/askMRP	05/06/17 10:34 PM
2	Why is my wife always angry? When you are doing the cleaning you dictate where things go. I even put stuff in the wrong spot to fuck with her. "Ohh I thought those nail polishes went in the fridge." Grin. Next time she'll put them up because you've pointed out to her that she's making a mess in a fun way. If you want your wife to clean, the best way to get her to do it is to do it yourself.	/r/askMRP	31/05/17 05:20 PM
3	Why is my wife always angry? Uhh. Bullshit and now you're backtracking. Read all the books in the sidebar. You haven't done anything.	/r/askMRP	31/05/17 05:12 PM
1	Why is my wife always angry? So she's mad. Who gives a fuck. My wife's panties go in the top left drawer of the white dresser. Are you incapable of remembering things like this?	/r/askMRP	31/05/17 05:07 PM
2	Why is my wife always angry? No one cares that you did 200 hours of self reflection the past year. That is what he means. We don't give a fuck, basically. You're DEERing.	/r/askMRP	31/05/17 05:05 PM
2	Why is my wife always angry? The hilarious part to me is that he's bitching about the messy house, and then paying someone else to do it. How fucking lazy do you have to be? This is just signaling to his wife that he's okay with the mess and that someone else is going to do it anyways. I'd get rid of the cleaner, create a chore chart if necessary, or fuck, just do what I do: when I see something that needs to be done I do it. My wife is finally in the habit of cleaning her side of the bedroom because my side is always spotl…	/r/askMRP	31/05/17 04:36 PM
5	"Why won't you just do this small thing for me? It's not a big deal" Yeah, no. A couple of months you've been dating? Drop her off at her house and tell her to run her errands by herself--you've already done yours for the week and would rather relax, spend time with her, instead of running around like a damn taxi. Let her bitch. Your time is valuable, she's not respecting this.	/r/askMRP	28/05/17 07:00 PM
0	Handling communication while wife is away with kids? Would this hot water cost you your job? If not, like I would give a fuck what my boss said or did to me at work. That's a sacrifice you make for your family. You're suppose to be the man, you take that hot water and deal with it. Come back from Christmas and work your ass off if you have to. You got comfort tested bigly and you failed.	/r/askMRP	27/12/16 08:24 PM
1	Handling communication while wife is away with kids? Her desire to build? You let your entire family leave without you. She wanted you there for stability and you failed. She's not going to fuck you when she gets back, she's going to yell at you because you left her straddled with the kids all weekend--during the holidays when you should sure as hell be there for your children. As with the iPad, it's not the same as texting. When your daughter left the room you should have said "Yeah, I miss you, I'm also horny af. Show me your tits." Edit: To add…	/r/askMRP	27/12/16 08:02 PM
6	FR: Pick up your hat It was on me. I was being whiney and beta. I was bitching about things constantly and not changing them. I also gained a solid 10 lbs of fat around my waist line (I've always been on the skinny side, so I started looking skinny fat). I was also the drunk captain who goes home at night and drinks four to six beers. Not cool, not attractive. This woman is highly educated and respected in her field. She's also hot and has a banging ass (I am an ass man).	/r/askMRP	16/12/16 10:25 PM
9	FR: Pick up your hat Thanks man. Too many guys who post here (I've been lurking for about seven months now) are afraid to do this. Just do it. She'll fucking love it. I've carried her to the back of the house where the kitchen is. It got me sex out of the blue: "Go get me another glass of wine," she smiles. I don't feel like getting her wine. "Pleaseeeeee," and I tell her no, I'm not getting her wine. She starts to pout. "You just went in the kitchen and got another glass without getting me one." "No, get your own."…	/r/askMRP	16/12/16 07:50 PM
11	Approaching 30 Am i gonna end up as a successful 30s man with a mediocre CC ridden late 20s girl. Revolting thought. There are plenty out there. I would suggest signing up for a website like OkCupid, you can filter out the single moms, who smoke, do drugs (whatever other preferences you have) and after a few dates you can get a feel for a person. There is no such thing as unicorns. I met mine online, she's late 20s, wanted children, has a career, has a degree. Not a lot of previous partners but a lot of previo…	/r/askMRP	14/12/16 10:59 AM