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Are you a guy? Because you can date younger. Arguably, you should date younger. Ao you can be 32 dating 27 no problem or even 25 if you want more of that crazy fun time you think you're missing.
/r/seduction04/07/22 06:48 PM
-2

These days I feel like asking for the time is some kind of drug dealing speak.
/r/seduction19/12/20 10:02 PM
-1

Blah says the tall man. And what race are you?
/r/seduction07/04/20 07:04 PM
1

It's a little ironic since one of the practices of stoicism is to imagine the worst possible oitcome.of things so that you are emotionally prepared for anything and anything that turns out better is reason to be thankful. This is why stocks were jailed off to beheadings without shedding tears and why they got that reputation of being emotionless.
/r/seduction30/03/20 11:56 PM
2

Drama like that, you don't need. That's why girls like that have nothing but assholes around them. The decent, desirable guys with things going for them don't bother. Then again, you were in a club.
/r/seduction04/01/20 06:13 PM
12

Some of my best social interactions were when I was a little hung over or sleep deprived. Didn't really have the capacity to think ahead about outcomes or embarrassment.
/r/seduction20/08/19 05:04 PM
2

You just described a lot of PUA culture. Altering yourself to increase chances of success is one thing, but they shouldn't fool themselves into thinking that "they" got the girl. They didn't get shit. That's why they had to hack her and treat her like a computer algorithm. On the other hand, there are long observed norms and situations to learn from and pitfalls to avoid, such as with any social interaction. Somewhere in the middle is where proper pickup exists.
/r/seduction20/08/19 09:22 AM
5

"Does it play MP3's?". Really dude?
/r/seduction23/06/19 03:43 PM
4

Let women bitch and moan all day about guys hitting on them and guys always wanting sex. The survival of our species has depended on it since the dawn of time. Guys go through great lengths to get the puss sometimes and if it weren't for that insatiable, roaring urge, well it just wouldn't happen. Do you wanna drive an hour across the city at 230 AM after working a double and even though you're low on cash and can't afford the fuel- do you wanna do that for A DOLLAR? You'd tell me to fuck off. S…
/r/seduction17/05/19 09:08 AM
1

I'll just add that it's annoying as fuck when guys try to take on an aire of fake confidence. To them, confidence seems to mean being mean or rude and arrogant.
/r/seduction25/04/19 01:34 PM
1

How bout turning your energy to making some good friends? People often meet their SO's through friends of friends. And having friends gives you social validation which girls look for and which gives you confidence and ease in talking to people.
/r/seduction22/04/19 04:46 AM
4

"Hey you're hot." Then a few lines into the convo, ask what are you doing after this?" Then, if you have to part, say "don't leave without saying bye." When they go to leave, that's when you say mind if I join you? You're welcome. After you cum and you're laying in bed, tell them you read this on Reddit.
/r/seduction08/04/19 10:28 PM
26

Men seducing men is : "Sup, want a blowjob?"
/r/seduction08/04/19 10:25 PM
1

up toot for hold up
/r/seduction12/12/18 07:37 PM
2

Sounds like she's been keeping things interesting for you with her craziness/particularness. Some of the things she said actually do make sense. Girls like that can pretty much only be in relationships with guys who are crazy like that. If you are normal and you date her, it will be suffering for you until you break up or she will damage something in you and you will be doomed to similar levels of crazy. She just sounds young and under pressure from her family. Sounds to me like an Ivanka Trump …
/r/seduction09/12/18 05:27 AM
118

I swear I'm going to do this again before I die.
/r/seduction09/12/18 04:59 AM
1

What if I told you girls go to clubs to feel sexy and reject guys? And the kind of girl you take home from a club is probably not the kind you want in your life. Go to get a little buzz on and dance. Anything beyond that is bonus.
/r/seduction02/12/18 10:33 PM
211

You at least gotta take some action and invite the chicks to take a walk in your garden otherwise you will just be a dude with plants.
/r/seduction26/10/18 11:08 AM
3

I agree with this guy. Decide not to try seducing to her, like really decide you're not going to try, put it out of your mind. With that freedom, now just talk to her. If it naturally goes somewhere, so be it.
/r/seduction24/10/18 05:24 AM
1

It's definitely an invitation whether she even realizes it or not. Don't acknowledge it and don't move. Talk to her after, she likes you.
/r/seduction24/05/18 03:41 AM
13

If she's having pre-marital sex with you, she isn't much of a Christian herself. Don't feel too bad. But do know that she is on the road to being fucked up. Also, don't lie for personal gain in general, it's just shitty. So do feel bad and don't do it again.
/r/seduction09/05/18 06:46 AM
1

I didn't think moviepass allows you to go that often. That's pretty insane. I thought it was more like max 5 times a month and it costs a bit more than $10.
/r/seduction12/04/18 02:01 AM
20

All of the young women are not interested in men their age because those women are dating older men. It starts in highschool and never stops.
/r/seduction02/02/18 07:13 AM
12

Cool note. But I would caution against acting like she's already yours. An air of entitlement is a huge turn off in almost any situation. That entitlement air only works if you're already highly attractive and/or wealthy and even then only barely and only on a gross way where they feel they're prostituting themselves almost immediately.
/r/seduction09/01/18 02:59 PM
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Stop picturing them naked or thinking about how to fuck them.
/r/seduction09/01/18 01:24 PM
2

Don't think of your age as a bad secret because it will show.
/r/seduction04/01/18 10:59 PM
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Okay here's a tip, don't command people. I don't really feel like helping you beyond that.
/r/seduction18/11/17 12:46 PM
4

You chose bad phrasing and you probably just scared her. Sorry to be blunt, but other people reading this shouldn't think it's okay.
/r/seduction18/11/17 02:02 AM
0

They may go along with it because you're scaring them but they will ghost you first chance. Being decisive for YOURSELF is not the same as telling others what they want for themselves. I swear, the things I see on this sub.
/r/seduction08/11/17 08:37 PM
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I was like this in a couple of relationships. I really did want to just keep to myself and enjoy some games, I was pretty into them- both the games and the girls. Looking back, it would been cool if she just came over and read some books or watched tv while I played. The refusing pictures thing is kinda odd though. Maybe he's depressed.
/r/seduction05/06/17 03:50 PM
1

So are you black or Hispanic or what? And do you also date black and Hispanic women or do you prefer Asian women and that's partly why you're in Korea?
/r/seduction28/05/17 11:46 PM
4

The whole making out thing is insecure and too far. Look at it this way - you are doing that FOR HIM. You shouldn't be doing anything for him. He doesn't matter. Or at least he SHOULDN'T matter. Trust your girl to push him off and show that she's not okay with that contact. Then if he keeps touching her after she has shown that it's not okay, he's essentially assaulting her at that point and yes, step in. What I do is when a guy does something not knowing she's my girl, I let it slide, but if he…
/r/seduction27/05/17 09:01 PM
2

He's not your friend, guy. He sees you as a competitor and will employ any tactic necessary to win girls away from you. Do the same back if you like, but he's not your friend. A real friend would help you succeed in your pursuits, not hijack them.
/r/seduction03/03/17 07:21 PM
4

This guy works.
/r/seduction17/02/17 03:54 AM
2

Always a risk, so take calculated risks.
/r/seduction06/02/17 05:52 PM
19

This. Most of the time, you should just be fucking happy and enjoy the friendly gestures of strangers. If cute girls get hit on every time they fucking smile, they'll just glare blankly at people. Evaluate the type of attraction you have to her and what your intentions are and act accordingly.
/r/seduction01/10/16 12:29 PM
2

Easy. Peek-A-Boo. Works every time.
/r/seduction18/08/16 01:48 AM
3

This. Women get turned on by you being turned on. It is a universal female condition for them to observe themselves from without.
/r/seduction20/04/16 01:23 AM
2

Odds are nothing lasting will come of knowing her. You may get a bunch of drama and maybe random ass sex once when she gets so much anxiety over some other guy she's banging that she does something randomly crazy like sleep with you, but it probably isn't worth it. Unless you have feelings for her like you've never had before in your life, let it go. If you want a girl to waste all this attention on, another one will come right along and then at least it'll be something new.
/r/seduction30/01/16 06:55 PM
1

You may not realize it, but you could be communicating your expectation of them behaving a certain way when you talk to them. You may be preparing yourself for them to be bitchy or snarky and they pick up on it and treat you as such. Have you tried smiling and expecting them to smile back and be nice- and when they don't, you're disappointed and turned-off? That could help. Here's the thing- and this is important- you have to actually EXPECT people (in this case, girls), to be nice and friendly …
/r/seduction18/12/15 07:40 PM
1

Own it. More than a few celebrities have something unusual going on with their eyes- it makes them unique and is part of their charm- they wouldn't be the same without it. "Flaws" are known to become endearing.
/r/seduction18/09/15 08:43 PM
1

Eye contact and touch a few times briefly. But seriously, since I started /r/NoFap, really good connection via eye contact gets pretty fucking intense and arousing. No wonder it works on women.
/r/seduction18/09/15 08:41 PM
1

I agree with this. If you're attracted to a girl, be honest about it. Don't run around in a sheepskin. She may decide not to have you around but she'll remember you stated your intentions. It's paid off for me in the past although I shoot myself in the foot about once every five times. If you like her she should see you as a dating prospect or nothing. I AM THE ONE WHO DATES. To do otherwise is to suffer her dating and hooking up with other dudes while you hope for a chance. Screw that.
/r/seduction01/09/15 08:14 AM
4

Very possible. I've been out with friends and if they start trying too hard I can literally not do anything and the girls will come after me.
/r/seduction26/07/15 07:34 AM
2

I used to think that self improvement was the more important of the two and focused on that, but lately I've been thinking that I've had it backwards. Can confirm. I used to be in much better shape but I win the affections of women much more these days, even though I'm no longer classified as having an "athletic" body. I think I'm simply much easier to talk to and I also take genuine interest in finding out how other people relate to me. To be fair, I've always had the first rule of dating down.
/r/seduction23/07/15 07:18 AM
3

Girls are probably checking you out, don't worry about it. They do the "not-looking-at-you-I'm-looking-past-you" thing where they use their peripheral vision to check out if YOU are checking them out. That's why they stare with their eyes fixed on something- if they move their eyes, it screws up their motion-tracking. I'm being serious. They also do the look-at-where-you're-going-and-you-walk-into-it, not follow-you gaze. Just keep doing you, buddy. They notice.
/r/seduction06/07/15 08:48 PM
1

This is the issue I take with some of my friends that posture and lie in order to basically dupe women into thinking they have substance when really it's all a show. Of course the women realize this eventually and lose all interest. It's like my friends are running a confidence scam but instead of conning them out of money, they con them into sex. I admit I went through this phase when I was younger but that's because I had no real confidence with women yet, so I had to fake it. The way I grew m…
/r/seduction14/08/14 06:17 PM
1

Stop talking so much and make sure you're asking questions and listening at least half the time. If you feel like you have to be the one constantly talking in order to hold her attention you're doing something wrong.
/r/seduction06/06/14 07:45 PM
3

You don't purposely hit the consonants hard in daily life. You just do exercises that way and then don't think about it. The training takes effect subtly but noticeably. Like training to throw the perfect punch and then fighting- you can't think about rigid form WHILE you're fighting.
/r/seduction31/05/14 03:43 AM
2

*Roger
/r/seduction31/05/14 02:02 AM
4

But if you're looking for a book to read, I recommend Set Your Voice Free by Robert Love. Be sure it has the companion CD that comes inside.
/r/seduction31/05/14 02:02 AM
19

Like Tetra said. It's a combination of techniques from various books, cd's and classes. Source: actor
/r/seduction31/05/14 01:54 AM
116

A quick mental adjustment that helps with voice is this: speak to communicate your point. Not to be liked. Tones of pleading or desperation in men are a turn off to everyone. And a good exercise is to read aloud and hit the ending syllables of words really hard and thoroughly. (Ex: Ar-TUH, draf-TIN-GUH) Voices sound weak when they drop the ends of words. Speak slowly and say each word completely, hitting all syllables and consonants and blowing breath steadily through each vowel. Relax. The word…
/r/seduction30/05/14 10:07 PM
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Also keep in mind that attractive girls with shit personalities may also just be slutty and 'easier'. More refined women don't fall for 'or pretend to fall' for the same things the slutty one would and this fact is what may be unnerving. My prescription is honesty and not trying to close. If that still doesn't work, leave her alone and intact for the right guy to come along because she's worth more than just an 'f close'.
/r/seduction16/04/14 04:06 PM
7

they have horrible self esteem because they've been used and discarded since they were 16.
/r/seduction17/04/13 06:25 PM
10

I'm taking applications for hot lesbian friend in LA. edit: before neckbeards explode my inbox- I mean I'm LOOKING for a lesbian
/r/seduction15/03/13 03:27 AM
2

yeah, this is a great technique for stage.
/r/seduction08/03/13 12:51 AM
7

You're 26. She's 40. Be buzzed and alone and touch someplace on her body. /done
/r/seduction09/02/13 02:31 PM
1

LOL yes. This is the sort of thing I'm talking about.
/r/seduction28/01/13 07:57 AM
1

There ya goooo! Now try saying it as though this actually makes you happy. As if you're recalling a fond memory of something almost sexual.
/r/seduction27/01/13 08:51 AM
23

This is going to sound weird, but here's a tip: Read aloud from books or articles you find articulate and interesting. Your mouth and mind adjust to allowing the words flow out of you and strengthens connections between thought and word, helping transition better. Now try it with emphasis on different words. Now try it over- a enunciating every syllable. Now try it as thought you are happy or sad or scolding or apologetic. Same words, different deliveries. This is an actor's technique that has a…
/r/seduction26/01/13 10:44 PM
5

I find that if I'm in a group and start talking but nobody shows a response, it's best to finish out the thought or remark. I don't know how often I've heard somebody say something clever but didn't acknowledge it when really it made a lasting impression on me and I felt like I had a secret insight into them.
/r/seduction26/01/13 10:41 PM
1

Same here. I'll buy a relatively expensive bottle of beer and just nurse it for awhile. It's hard to see at which rate you're actually drinking and it shows that you have refined taste and know self restraint.
/r/seduction26/01/13 10:33 PM
3

I can agree with this. Before I ever smoked I would hear people talk about things they thought about while high and I thought, "I think about that already! and have already reasoned it out!" Developing your creative abilities is partly about learning how to spot and remove blockers. Drugs can do this but it's a cheat in a way.
/r/seduction26/01/13 10:31 PM
1

I got into a long-term relationship that began with alcohol and was based around alcohol. It was fun and a rollercoaster ride but I don't think anybody came away the better for it aside from a lot of lessons and life experience.
/r/seduction26/01/13 10:30 PM
1

I had to re-learn this lesson again recently. Getting high has never increased my attractiveness I find. Maybe just one hit to show I'm easy going but no, not high around girls, never again. Better to tell the truth- that I don't find it much appealing anymore.
/r/seduction26/01/13 10:29 PM
12

I worked as a server for years. Servers are paid to be 'hospitable' to guests; this always includes laughing at lame jokes and feigning amusement. Servers sit with people who come in alone for better tips and to rest their feet. Servers immediately tell one or two other servers about any little thing that a table does out of the ordinary. This will definitely include telling another server she's getting hit on so that others can look to say if the person is hot or not. That being said, servers a…
/r/seduction18/12/12 08:54 PM
1

guaranteed that if he was single himself, he's trying to get at that or already is.
/r/seduction16/12/12 07:37 PM
8

This. Especially in her line of work she's probably constantly working harder than men to show her proficiency at her job. You probably would have had better luck without her partner there to witness it. Also, asking where the nearest Starbucks is can be insulting to a peacekeeper unless you preface it with "Forgive me for asking, Officer, but do you happen to know where a Starbucks is around here?". If other people are around, why didn't you ask them? And everyone has smartphones, friends and t…
/r/seduction16/12/12 07:29 PM
1

I started going to salons about three years ago and I have been happy ever since. Find a stylist and stick with them. When they change salons, follow them. They know your hair. What's even better is when your stylist is a cool chick who hangs out with you at the bar later that night. Know that anything you tell her she tells the women she works with who tell their clients. Boom. I should mention that I wear lengthier styles that are akin to women's. If you're all about fades and shaping and line…
/r/seduction14/12/12 09:18 AM
4

fap
/r/seduction14/12/12 09:14 AM
2

agreed. If you are a peace-loving individual, learn how to fight. "He who desires peace prepares for war." You can tell when a person is comfortable in the face of violence. The greatest fear is fear of the unknown and when you know how they're going to try to hurt you and how you can prevent it and hurt them, instead, there will be far less fear in you and it will show. That being said, allow it to give you a confident manner but not an arrogant manner because then you're the a**hole who thinks…
/r/seduction27/11/12 10:47 PM
2

I pick one or two bars to spend the majority of my time in. I spend some time getting to know the bartenders, bouncers and regulars (especially the larger regulars). Then, I fulfill my obligation of being a non-aggressive, happy denizen. When things escalate, it won't be my fault and there will be plenty of people to help me put an end to it. If I'm in a strange bar and things get risky, I exercise my power to simply leave- there are other bars. If I have a tab open, I close it and tell the bart…
/r/seduction27/11/12 10:36 PM
7

yeah, they teach you this in martial arts. You win 100% of the fights you evade. And, if it comes to blows, you've already failed at 'mental martial arts'. Fighting is a way of resolving failed evasion tactics.
/r/seduction27/11/12 10:27 PM
8

I thought higher testosterone levels increased risk-taking behavior and the desire for novelty? Approaching strange new women would qualify on both counts...
/r/seduction26/11/12 02:18 AM
-2

Who would've known objectifying women would include seeing her as a fembot to be hacked?
/r/seduction25/11/12 03:54 AM
1

Salsa. /thread
/r/seduction16/11/12 07:45 AM
15

I get the best results by not calling again. Because seriously, at this point in my life I don't waste time. They usually contact me a week or two later wanting to meet up very soon. If they don't, you saved yourself a lot of time, energy and money that could be better used elsewhere. And it is true that girls do care what you think about them, so when they do call you up, they will be eager to show you why it's in your interest to stay interested in them. Worst thing to do when communication la…
/r/seduction13/11/12 09:31 PM
2

I grew up in physical fear of my father, also. Then the day came when we both knew I could kick his ass no-contest. You begin to learn something important- wielding power is also about choosing not to utilize power. It is about respect. You respect others and expect respect in return. This includes having respect for your own needs and desires. You can acquiesce to the authority of your respected parent but this does not make you subservient. You pursue the women you desire but respect their wis…
/r/seduction03/11/12 06:56 AM
62

thanks mom
/r/seduction28/10/12 07:58 PM
1

added towards top of reading list. Thanks.
/r/seduction28/10/12 07:58 PM
1

I'm saying the women that it does work on. Self-assured women who know what they want and can use their brain are less apt to fall for trickery and are quick to spot an operator.
/r/seduction20/10/12 05:20 AM
-4

how is that talking shit? I stated some pertinent history and then said that it works sometimes.
/r/seduction19/10/12 05:51 AM
-5

it's terminology used by a sub-culture of men who think that interpersonal relationships are 'hack-able'. It was founded by geeks who had such terrible luck with women that they decided to use their intellect to 'hack' social interaction and seduction in particular. It's sort of like the Jedi Mind Trick: It actually does work on week-minded individuals. edit: *weak-minded
/r/seduction19/10/12 05:38 AM
3

if you seriously sensed that she was your exact type, she probably felt the same way. Girls feel the same way guys do but a lot of them are trapped behind a lot of ideas about how they should think and behave as a desirable girl. Good luck dude!
/r/seduction19/10/12 03:19 AM
3

... and then he sees her on a weekly basis on the bus for the rest of the semester... 'course, she could come around in that time when she sees the rejection doesn't phase him.
/r/seduction18/10/12 06:34 PM
6

there are a good many seasoned pro's who would recognize this pattern and intentionally play it cool the first time (not seeming overeager), knowing that you will see each other again. I'd say be sure to acknowledge her with a friendly smile when you first see her the next time and open up a conversation immediately. Anything slower would make you seem sort of listless imo.
/r/seduction18/10/12 06:33 PM
7

Why spend so much time and energy pretending to be something that you're not to women who aren't that interested and with whom it probably won't work out functionally? I know it's a challenge and it's fun but for almost every type of guy there is a type of woman who finds them highly desirable. I say focus on those. It sucks constantly trying to keep up a charade and in the end, nobody wins. Embrace who and what you are instead of trying to change for a specific type of woman. source: Latino who…
/r/seduction18/10/12 06:01 PM
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