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3

...don't worry...won't need but a couple of weeks for that sentence.
/r/PussyPassDenied04/09/24 01:09 AM
1

...good looking dog, in a far more healthy environment. Now just learn to throat-talk back and you and the dog can have conversations lasting hours lol.
/r/TheRedPill05/06/23 03:45 PM
2

...one constant is that if you ignore them long enough, they. will. always. contact. you. They will spin some BS about how they didn't know how good they had it with you, and that they see that now, and that they know that they did the wrong thing, and they're sooooo sorry... Block her and move on. As one other redditor noted, you got a loyal dog out of the deal...consider that a win, cut your other losses, and move on...and please pay the dog tax lol.
/r/TheRedPill05/06/23 02:05 PM
12

...good for you, setting and keeping your boundaries; as I had to advise one woman, "I am not your emotional tampon."
/r/PussyPassDenied02/09/22 01:08 AM
2

...why even reference her? "These are my favorite buns..." "Best buns in the world, right here, King's Hawaiian..." "Love these buns in my hand..." ...takes her right out of the equation.
/r/seduction06/07/22 02:23 AM
3

...lady, it's a uterus, not a freakin clown car!
/r/PussyPassDenied30/06/22 02:27 PM
2

...ouch. no upvote.
/r/seduction12/06/22 08:51 PM
33

...playing Connect the Dots...1, 2.
/r/PussyPassDenied15/03/22 11:36 AM
1

...well, it took him a while...all the alcohol and all.
/r/PussyPassDenied07/03/22 06:32 PM
41

...something about being maced, kinda keeping him busy atm /s
/r/PussyPassDenied23/01/22 08:34 AM
2

...solution, agree to the meet, get there first...heads-up the server that you're on separate checks and that you will take good care of the server. Let her order whatever she wants, while you query her about her available single friends, because, hey, you're there as friends, right? Then when the evening ends, server comes with separate checks, let her get the Pikachu face...what, we're here as friends, you want me to cover your meal, that's for women I'm sleeping with. Nighty night.
/r/seduction16/01/22 07:42 PM
1

...just tell them you'll buy the second round...makes them buy the first.
/r/seduction17/09/21 06:16 PM
1

...then they nap.
/r/PussyPassDenied22/08/21 12:56 AM
87

Clap! On My Back (Again)
/r/PussyPassDenied21/08/21 02:57 PM
1

...coke mule.
/r/seduction13/08/21 12:05 PM
2

..."a gentleman never tells" is my go to.
/r/TheRedPill05/08/21 12:07 PM
2

...an AMA when you get to that point would be greatly appreciated; thanks for the info.
/r/TheRedPill27/07/21 11:33 AM
23

..."play it by ear" is a metaphor from the world of music...when you do not perform a piece of music strictly from the written sheet music, but play by what you think you are hearing...so, hmmm, sounds like that could be in the key of C, and I think I could add a little fill right here... it's not sticking to the exact directions, but taking a more adaptive approach and improvising where necessary.
/r/TheRedPill17/06/21 12:23 PM
7

...bottom pic (left to right): black and white trash bin, green and orange trash bin.
/r/PussyPassDenied02/04/21 01:37 PM
4

...how many hiring managers are gonna get used to "it was COVID, we downsized, y'know..." and how many fired employees are gonna beat that excuse like a drum?
/r/PussyPassDenied02/04/21 01:35 PM
1

...moral of the story, never date a mental health professional who hasn't got their baggage worked out. Distance and time has made some stuff plain as day, but when you're in it, getting gaslighted and manipulated continually, it's a whole different story. I knew it was bad when I was fantasizing of ways to break up with her. Now, not an issue, I was able to safely extract from an LDR where I was turning into a glorified ATM; some relationships are hot-stove moments.
/r/PussyPassDenied28/03/21 04:59 PM
1

...have you seen the latest Kool-Aid? https://www.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/mehsma/i_wrote_the_80_of_women_are_equal_in_value_to_20/
/r/PussyPassDenied28/03/21 04:23 PM
3

...oh, mannnn...only if I can add the Shitpost flair lol.
/r/PussyPassDenied28/03/21 04:20 PM
111

...psycho-ex blew me off for three weeks, told me she "needed space." After three weeks, she figured it out when I changed my FB status to "single" and blew my phone up...I asked her, how long did you expect me to wait? "However long it takes," she tells me. Nope. But I was the asshole. OK.
/r/PussyPassDenied28/03/21 11:34 AM
3

#iupvotedtoo...was gonna use #metoo, but, ehhhhh
/r/PussyPassDenied16/03/21 01:31 PM
1

...my two cents, the whole pre-nup talk needs to happen before you start cohabitating. edited to add: and let us all take a lesson from former NBA star Stephen Jackson. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x571ff6VSG8
/r/PussyPassDenied02/03/21 02:57 PM
7

...yeahhhh, so, while we're at this lovely LaQunita Inn, the locksmith is changing the locks. Welcome to your new home. By the way, you start in Housekeeping tomorrow, 8am.
/r/PussyPassDenied02/03/21 02:52 PM
2

...all that gym-time is doing wonders for her eyelashes.
/r/PussyPassDenied11/02/21 11:15 PM
22

...wait, you're divorced? Go on, why?
/r/PussyPassDenied07/02/21 01:30 PM
5

...have you visited r/raisedbynarcissists by any chance?
/r/PussyPassDenied31/01/21 12:51 AM
3

...your point is indeed valid, and u/unlucy7735 raises a solid point as well...my response would be to kick the knife into the next room and haul ass outta that house...get outside, run to a neighbor with video rolling, have them dial 911, keep the video on til I ran outta space or the po-po arrived...if I'm running out of space, have the neighbor start their video.
/r/PussyPassDenied27/01/21 03:25 PM
3

...not planning on getting married, but, thank you!
/r/PussyPassDenied26/01/21 01:08 AM
27

...modern problems require modern solutions.
/r/PussyPassDenied12/01/21 04:07 PM
1

...a night's supply of...deeeeezzzzz nuttttttttttttsssssssssssss!
/r/PussyPassDenied12/01/21 04:03 PM
2

Rule 1, establish and maintain dominance.
/r/PussyPassDenied12/01/21 03:53 PM
1

...I tend to whistle the Wheel of Fortune [da da di daaaaaa] tones while giving the Vanna White palm-wave, but I see where you're at, yes...
/r/PussyPassDenied12/01/21 03:46 PM
2

...she wasn't thinking, she was pandering, as politicians are wont to do.
/r/PussyPassDenied04/01/21 07:32 PM
1

...anytime, G...
/r/PussyPassDenied19/12/20 04:30 AM
2

...well, y'know...hire an expert, pay the expert rate.
/r/PussyPassDenied17/12/20 10:45 PM
38

...she's crying because getting caught proves to her what, on some level, she already knows, namely that she has the moral character and maturity of a cardboard box.
/r/PussyPassDenied17/12/20 10:41 PM
12

...I have heard it described in acronym terms as "Suckers Idealizing Mediocre Pussy." Basically, dudes who will enable chicks who suffer from PPS (platinum pussy syndrome).
/r/PussyPassDenied16/12/20 10:43 PM
2

...Wikipedia: "The function of aposematism is to prevent attack, by warning potential predators that the prey animal has defences such as being unpalatable or poisonous. ... Aposematic signals are primarily visual, using bright colours and high-contrast patterns such as stripes."
/r/PussyPassDenied11/12/20 11:28 PM
2

...PUNCH THE KEYS! YESSSSHHHHH
/r/PussyPassDenied22/11/20 02:34 AM
31

...ssshhheee got sshhhmmmasshhhhed...sshhhmassshhhinggg.
/r/PussyPassDenied21/11/20 11:51 PM
9

...only if you don't count Flip Wilson.
/r/PussyPassDenied25/10/20 02:04 PM
49

...cough cough Cardi B cough drugs cough Cosby
/r/PussyPassDenied25/10/20 01:57 PM
22

...oh, is Cardi B on tour again? Sponsored by Ambien?
/r/PussyPassDenied22/10/20 09:58 PM
2

...sm-ugly.
/r/PussyPassDenied18/10/20 02:23 PM
9

...a white goodnight.
/r/PussyPassDenied18/10/20 02:21 PM
1

...I'm holding my breath for the Lifetime Special...gotta keep Eva Mendes working somehow.
/r/PussyPassDenied14/10/20 08:48 PM
4

...it just keeps getting better...sweetie's gonna need that detachable snake jaw in the joint to get snack money.
/r/PussyPassDenied14/10/20 08:38 PM
1

...your esteem and good thoughts are my gold! May your good thoughts come back to you a thousand-fold!
/r/PussyPassDenied09/10/20 12:40 AM
10

...nahh, she's just got that detachable snake-jaw thing going on...which, actually, might be useful in the upcoming months...
/r/PussyPassDenied02/10/20 01:28 AM
54

20K for "email and phone bills?" What kinda email you got?? sheeeeet.
/r/PussyPassDenied02/10/20 01:25 AM
2

...you mean birth defects beyond the DNA-level, deep shitty attitude and entitlement?
/r/PussyPassDenied29/09/20 09:06 PM
67

...at work. sheeet if I was crying for 30 minutes at work, my department head'd be like, so that's your lunch break? ok, back to work, now...
/r/PussyPassDenied29/09/20 12:08 AM
5

...pass the aloe, this chick's got a nasty burn.
/r/PussyPassDenied21/09/20 12:55 AM
3

...a colleague's phrase, "like feeding a tic tac to a whale" comes to mind.
/r/PussyPassDenied21/09/20 12:54 AM
10

...because it becomes a slippery slope...once the wedge is in for a grand, everything else / the next and the next get larger... bitch I'm not a walking ATM. Lived this experience LDR with a Filipina who was a very decent woman, stable job, USG employee, educated, but my money was like a bug-light to her...not that I had a lot, but, nope, sorry, darling, not getting any.
/r/PussyPassDenied19/09/20 12:49 PM
3

...and, at least the warning label is that visible..."I'm only in this for what I I I I I I I can get out of it..." proving the monkey branching hypothesis in 30 seconds.
/r/PussyPassDenied19/09/20 12:44 PM
1

...a little hail damage on the back 40, there...yeeesh
/r/PussyPassDenied19/09/20 12:40 PM
1

...oh, and it's on Lifetime...aka man-hating-TV-for-women-at-home-all-day... shawwwwking.
/r/PussyPassDenied19/09/20 02:40 AM
4

...I can actually believe that; but I am sure she has some orbiter simp who could pay for her.
/r/PussyPassDenied19/09/20 02:22 AM
78

...will probably result in a lifetime ban and a Justice Department hate speech investigation...
/r/PussyPassDenied13/09/20 12:54 PM
17

...round 2 did not go any better...the triumph of hope over experience.
/r/PussyPassDenied11/09/20 03:34 PM
3

...if you can, without throwing up, look at the absolute pap she is posting for videos...and somehow has 1.04mil subscribers. Good God what an absolute waste of oxygen.
/r/PussyPassDenied30/08/20 05:42 AM
1

...no Boxer's Fracture with a slap, and a good slap-wipe from the jaw hinge to the chin and it's nighty-night...
/r/PussyPassDenied29/08/20 05:02 PM
3

...agreed, that's something I have to mentally gear up for...
/r/PussyPassDenied23/08/20 06:42 PM
183

...bro's before lava cakes.
/r/PussyPassDenied23/08/20 05:52 PM
2

...with some huggy, I'll-save-you-Hannah white knight to the rescue...dude, just admit you go to these protests to catch ricochet antif-ette's... [no offense to any Hannae who may be reading this]
/r/PussyPassDenied23/08/20 05:50 PM
7

...slap the attacker back, mace the white knights that follow.
/r/PussyPassDenied12/08/20 09:35 PM
2

...damn, call the Shriners, we got us a burn victim.
/r/PussyPassDenied10/08/20 12:19 AM
1

...I love cats but I can never finish a whole one myself.
/r/PussyPassDenied09/08/20 03:11 AM
9

...kinda the flip side of "it ain't bragging if it's the truth"?
/r/PussyPassDenied23/07/20 09:08 PM
2

...your opinions, please, kind redditors; would you suggest being bullied into having sex would count as rape? I ask as it happened to me...ex-gf and I had been going out for a bit, she decided that night was the night we were going to have sex for the first time. I wasn't thinking that way, she basically steamrolled the idea. I just kinda spaced out and dissociated. Never mind I think I just answered the question for myself...mmmph.
/r/PussyPassDenied22/07/20 02:30 AM
8

...like Alec Baldwin said in Outside Providence, "sex is like Chinese food...it ain't over until you both get your cookies."
/r/seduction20/07/20 12:15 AM
194

...damn, call the Shriners, we got us a burn victim comin' in.
/r/PussyPassDenied24/06/20 08:23 PM
-14

...oh? was Michael fond of the Bolivian Marching Dust?
/r/PussyPassDenied12/06/20 02:15 AM
2

...triple word score right there.
/r/PussyPassDenied03/06/20 08:25 PM
2

...and you must be jerking off to all the downvote validation you're getting...aww, look, Mom, I'm too fuckin' woke for these lame pussies <sup>now where's that meatloaf??</sup>
/r/PussyPassDenied03/06/20 08:24 PM
4

...ooh, ee, ooh ahh-ahh...
/r/PussyPassDenied23/05/20 08:50 PM
2

...well, some jokes you tell for practice I guess.
/r/PussyPassDenied22/05/20 09:59 PM
3

...damn, G...zero to Warp 9, wtf?
/r/PussyPassDenied22/05/20 05:17 PM
2

I am not.
/r/PussyPassDenied22/05/20 12:14 PM
2

...I'm sorry, Cletus, what? The only lifestyle I follow that's different from yours apparently involves spelling, grammar and education.
/r/PussyPassDenied22/05/20 11:27 AM
4

..."people like [me]?" lol I've been right where those two security officers were more times than I care to admit, putting up with bullshit static from some entitled yahoo / crackhead / douchebag, and you want to come and monday morning quarterback...get over yourself, poser.
/r/PussyPassDenied22/05/20 11:14 AM
6

...gotta blade up the stance, strong side back, slowly ease the pepper spray outta the pouch...attacker starts to come forward to pop your partner, you're already 3/4s of the way up while they're still focused...plus they're traveling 3 or 4 feet while you're raising that OC up 6 inches...shoot from the hip, hand on top of the pouch...keep spraying til you get the money shot, shit, blame the nerves in that situation...winna! I mean, you attack me or my partner, ummm, all bets are off, you're jus…
/r/PussyPassDenied21/05/20 09:43 PM
0

...you're right; and thinking that people are wrong because they don't do all the thinking for you is ignorance. Last time I checked, uh, mate, I wasn't "retarded," but you clearly satisfy the definition of ignorant, which is probably worse, as one is correctable and one isn't. Maybe next time you'll make better choices in your life wrt how you handle your own ignorance, but, being ignorant, I doubt it.
/r/PussyPassDenied17/05/20 12:41 PM
1

...lol, ok keyboard warrior...perhaps the term is a bit too technical for you. Sorry to challenge you to think; enjoy your ingnorance.
/r/PussyPassDenied17/05/20 12:23 PM
1

...noooo, if you had put the work in to do a little research before shooting your mouth off, you might've solved your own problem. In an age of information, ignorance is a choice.
/r/PussyPassDenied17/05/20 12:12 PM
2

https://lmgtfy.com/?q=contact+shot+ it's not whether you can spell, in this instance, contact shot; a taser can be used in a contact shot manner, so that the probes do not deploy, and thus your partner's hand would not be between any probes. Therefore it is possible to taze an individual that your partner is holding without risk of your partner getting tazed...or electrocuted.
/r/PussyPassDenied17/05/20 11:37 AM
2

...from a contact shot?? con...tact...shot...
/r/PussyPassDenied17/05/20 01:22 AM
2

...a little contact taze, no reason to waste a tazer cartridge at that distance.
/r/PussyPassDenied16/05/20 09:36 PM
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